"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump.""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Squealwhenturning isnormalFull lockcausespowersteering leakShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Hood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowTiresprobablywon'texplodeUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extend"CEL?What'sthat?"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalCar isalways"inspected"by cousin"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump.""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Squealwhenturning isnormalFull lockcausespowersteering leakShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Hood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowTiresprobablywon'texplodeUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extend"CEL?What'sthat?"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalCar isalways"inspected"by cousin

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  2. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  3. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  4. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  5. Squeal when turning is normal
  6. Full lock causes power steering leak
  7. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  8. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  9. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  10. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  11. Can see the road through the floor
  12. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  13. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  14. "We may have to push-start the car"
  15. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  16. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  17. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  18. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  19. Tires probably won't explode
  20. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  21. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  22. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  23. "CEL? What's that?"
  24. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  25. Car is always "inspected" by cousin