Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Checking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureCan seethe roadthroughthe floorDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbody"Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Tiresprobablywon'texplode"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalSquealwhenturning isnormalBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"We mayhave topush-startthe car""Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Full lockcausespowersteering leakHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"CEL?What'sthat?"Seatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendCar isalways"inspected"by cousinUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Checking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureCan seethe roadthroughthe floorDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbody"Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Tiresprobablywon'texplode"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalSquealwhenturning isnormalBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"We mayhave topush-startthe car""Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Full lockcausespowersteering leakHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"CEL?What'sthat?"Seatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendCar isalways"inspected"by cousin

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  2. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  3. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  4. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  5. Can see the road through the floor
  6. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  7. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  8. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  9. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  10. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  11. Tires probably won't explode
  12. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  13. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  14. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  15. Squeal when turning is normal
  16. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  17. "We may have to push-start the car"
  18. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  19. Full lock causes power steering leak
  20. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  21. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  22. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  23. "CEL? What's that?"
  24. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  25. Car is always "inspected" by cousin