"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeFull lockcausespowersteering leak"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?""CEL?What'sthat?"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyTiresprobablywon'texplodeSquealwhenturning isnormalChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillStarting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Tin cans area major partof exhaustsystemSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendCar isalways"inspected"by cousinCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Hood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwants"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?""No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeFull lockcausespowersteering leak"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?""CEL?What'sthat?"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyTiresprobablywon'texplodeSquealwhenturning isnormalChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillStarting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Tin cans area major partof exhaustsystemSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendCar isalways"inspected"by cousinCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Hood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwants"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  2. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  3. Full lock causes power steering leak
  4. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  5. "CEL? What's that?"
  6. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  7. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  8. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  9. Tires probably won't explode
  10. Squeal when turning is normal
  11. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  12. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  13. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  14. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  15. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  16. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  17. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  18. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  19. Can see the road through the floor
  20. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  21. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  22. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  23. "We may have to push-start the car"
  24. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  25. "What does AC stand for anyway?"