Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodySquealwhenturning isnormalShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminal"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Tiresprobablywon'texplode"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?""CEL?What'sthat?"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemCar isalways"inspected"by cousinHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Tin cans area major partof exhaustsystemFull lockcausespowersteering leakChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodySquealwhenturning isnormalShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminal"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Tiresprobablywon'texplode"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?""CEL?What'sthat?"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemCar isalways"inspected"by cousinHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Tin cans area major partof exhaustsystemFull lockcausespowersteering leakChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  2. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  3. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  4. Squeal when turning is normal
  5. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  6. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  7. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  8. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  9. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  10. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  11. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  12. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  13. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  14. "We may have to push-start the car"
  15. Tires probably won't explode
  16. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  17. "CEL? What's that?"
  18. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  19. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  20. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  21. Can see the road through the floor
  22. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  23. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  24. Full lock causes power steering leak
  25. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure