"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendSquealwhenturning isnormal"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Car isalways"inspected"by cousinUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwants"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Full lockcausespowersteering leak"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminal"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Can seethe roadthroughthe floorTiresprobablywon'texplodeTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""CEL?What'sthat?"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendSquealwhenturning isnormal"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Car isalways"inspected"by cousinUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwants"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Full lockcausespowersteering leak"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminal"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Can seethe roadthroughthe floorTiresprobablywon'texplodeTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""CEL?What'sthat?"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  2. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  3. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  4. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  5. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  6. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  7. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  8. Squeal when turning is normal
  9. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  10. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  11. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  12. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  13. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  14. Full lock causes power steering leak
  15. "We may have to push-start the car"
  16. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  17. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  18. Can see the road through the floor
  19. Tires probably won't explode
  20. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  21. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  22. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  23. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  24. "CEL? What's that?"
  25. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them