"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsSquealwhenturning isnormalTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"CEL?What'sthat?"Seatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure"Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Full lockcausespowersteering leakCar isalways"inspected"by cousin"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillTiresprobablywon'texplodeMirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeCan seethe roadthroughthe floorStarting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminal"We mayhave topush-startthe car"Duct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsSquealwhenturning isnormalTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mph"CEL?What'sthat?"Seatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure"Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Full lockcausespowersteering leakCar isalways"inspected"by cousin"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillTiresprobablywon'texplodeMirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeCan seethe roadthroughthe floorStarting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminal

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We may have to push-start the car"
  2. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  3. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  4. Squeal when turning is normal
  5. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  6. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  7. "CEL? What's that?"
  8. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  9. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  10. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  11. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  12. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  13. Full lock causes power steering leak
  14. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  15. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  16. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  17. Tires probably won't explode
  18. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  19. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  20. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  21. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  22. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  23. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  24. Can see the road through the floor
  25. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal