Tin cans area major partof exhaustsystemCar isalways"inspected"by cousin"CEL?What'sthat?""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extend"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?""That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Can seethe roadthroughthe floor"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""We mayhave topush-startthe car""Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsFull lockcausespowersteering leakTiresprobablywon'texplodeSquealwhenturning isnormal"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Checking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Shocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mphDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyTin cans area major partof exhaustsystemCar isalways"inspected"by cousin"CEL?What'sthat?""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Mirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemUnsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeWindshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extend"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?""That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Can seethe roadthroughthe floor"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""We mayhave topush-startthe car""Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsFull lockcausespowersteering leakTiresprobablywon'texplodeSquealwhenturning isnormal"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Checking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizureBrake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Shocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mphDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbody

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  2. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  3. "CEL? What's that?"
  4. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  5. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  6. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  7. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  8. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  9. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  10. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  11. Can see the road through the floor
  12. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  13. "We may have to push-start the car"
  14. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  15. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  16. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  17. Full lock causes power steering leak
  18. Tires probably won't explode
  19. Squeal when turning is normal
  20. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  21. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  22. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  23. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  24. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  25. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body