Shocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mphMirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyCan seethe roadthroughthe floorHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure"We mayhave topush-startthe car""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Car isalways"inspected"by cousinFull lockcausespowersteering leak"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"CEL?What'sthat?""You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeTin cans area major partof exhaustsystem"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Squealwhenturning isnormalStarting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalTiresprobablywon'texplodeSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extend"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mphMirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthemDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyCan seethe roadthroughthe floorHood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsChecking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure"We mayhave topush-startthe car""Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise"Car isalways"inspected"by cousinFull lockcausespowersteering leak"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap""That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed.""Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refill"CEL?What'sthat?""You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeTin cans area major partof exhaustsystem"Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Squealwhenturning isnormalStarting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalTiresprobablywon'texplodeSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extend"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshow

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  2. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  3. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  4. Can see the road through the floor
  5. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  6. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  7. "We may have to push-start the car"
  8. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  9. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  10. Full lock causes power steering leak
  11. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  12. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  13. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  14. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  15. "CEL? What's that?"
  16. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  17. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  18. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  19. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  20. Squeal when turning is normal
  21. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  22. Tires probably won't explode
  23. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  24. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  25. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show