Shocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mphSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendMirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalCar isalways"inspected"by cousinTiresprobablywon'texplode"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillSquealwhenturning isnormal"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Hood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsTin cans area major partof exhaustsystem"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?""We mayhave topush-startthe car"Checking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure"Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""CEL?What'sthat?""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyFull lockcausespowersteering leakShocks are so badthat popping awheely can bedone with only thebrakes at 5mphSeatbeltsmay or maynot retract...or extendMirrors are sodelaminatedyou can'tactually seeanything inthem"That rip inthe seat iswhere I keepmy weed."Starting carrequiresmanuallytouching starterwire to positivebattery terminalCar isalways"inspected"by cousinTiresprobablywon'texplode"You haveTWOspeakers inyour car?"Brake fluidreservoirrequiresregular refillSquealwhenturning isnormal"No, all thelights don'twork. Whatare you,rich?"Windshieldwipers haven'tbeen changedin 10 years andare entirely forshowCan seethe roadthroughthe floor"That sockdoes a finejob of beinga gas cap"Hood releasereleases itselfwhenever itwantsTin cans area major partof exhaustsystem"Whatdoes ACstand foranyway?""We mayhave topush-startthe car"Checking oilwith every fillupis necessary toprevent engineseizure"Thatscrapingnoise is fine,I promise""CEL?What'sthat?""Close theglovebox again,we appear tohave gone overa bump."Unsure ofsource ofpuffs ofsmokeDuct tapefiguresheavily instructure ofbodyFull lockcausespowersteering leak

Better shitbox bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Shocks are so bad that popping a wheely can be done with only the brakes at 5mph
  2. Seatbelts may or may not retract... or extend
  3. Mirrors are so delaminated you can't actually see anything in them
  4. "That rip in the seat is where I keep my weed."
  5. Starting car requires manually touching starter wire to positive battery terminal
  6. Car is always "inspected" by cousin
  7. Tires probably won't explode
  8. "You have TWO speakers in your car?"
  9. Brake fluid reservoir requires regular refill
  10. Squeal when turning is normal
  11. "No, all the lights don't work. What are you, rich?"
  12. Windshield wipers haven't been changed in 10 years and are entirely for show
  13. Can see the road through the floor
  14. "That sock does a fine job of being a gas cap"
  15. Hood release releases itself whenever it wants
  16. Tin cans are a major part of exhaust system
  17. "What does AC stand for anyway?"
  18. "We may have to push-start the car"
  19. Checking oil with every fillup is necessary to prevent engine seizure
  20. "That scraping noise is fine, I promise"
  21. "CEL? What's that?"
  22. "Close the glovebox again, we appear to have gone over a bump."
  23. Unsure of source of puffs of smoke
  24. Duct tape figures heavily in structure of body
  25. Full lock causes power steering leak