Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Sunday is the only time you dress up Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Amber's sneeze After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Choir break AFTER rehearsal Dodging Director's baton You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Altos actually CAN do it! Chia Dan You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag You really DO read the entire email Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Sunday is the only time you dress up Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Amber's sneeze After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Choir break AFTER rehearsal Dodging Director's baton You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Altos actually CAN do it! Chia Dan You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag You really DO read the entire email Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
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Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
Sunday is the only time you dress up
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
Amber's sneeze
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
Dodging Director's baton
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
Altos actually CAN do it!
Chia Dan
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
You really DO read the entire email
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
