Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Altos actually CAN do it! New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Amber's sneeze Chia Dan After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Sunday is the only time you dress up Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Choir break AFTER rehearsal Dodging Director's baton You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago You really DO read the entire email Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Altos actually CAN do it! New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Amber's sneeze Chia Dan After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Sunday is the only time you dress up Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Choir break AFTER rehearsal Dodging Director's baton You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago You really DO read the entire email
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Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
Altos actually CAN do it!
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
Amber's sneeze
Chia Dan
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
Sunday is the only time you dress up
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
Dodging Director's baton
You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
You really DO read the entire email
