Sunday is the only time you dress up Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Choir break AFTER rehearsal Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Chia Dan Amber's sneeze Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? You really DO read the entire email You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Altos actually CAN do it! Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Dodging Director's baton You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Sunday is the only time you dress up Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Choir break AFTER rehearsal Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Chia Dan Amber's sneeze Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? You really DO read the entire email You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Altos actually CAN do it! Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Dodging Director's baton You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet!
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Sunday is the only time you dress up
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
Chia Dan
Amber's sneeze
Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
You really DO read the entire email
You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
Altos actually CAN do it!
Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
Dodging Director's baton
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
