Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Altos actually CAN do it! You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Choir break AFTER rehearsal Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Dodging Director's baton You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside Amber's sneeze New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag Chia Dan Sunday is the only time you dress up You really DO read the entire email Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Altos actually CAN do it! You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Choir break AFTER rehearsal Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Dodging Director's baton You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside Amber's sneeze New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag Chia Dan Sunday is the only time you dress up You really DO read the entire email
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Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
Altos actually CAN do it!
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
Dodging Director's baton
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
Amber's sneeze
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
Chia Dan
Sunday is the only time you dress up
You really DO read the entire email
