You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Sunday is the only time you dress up Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag Chia Dan Amber's sneeze Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Dodging Director's baton Altos actually CAN do it! Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Choir break AFTER rehearsal You really DO read the entire email Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Sunday is the only time you dress up Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag Chia Dan Amber's sneeze Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Dodging Director's baton Altos actually CAN do it! Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Choir break AFTER rehearsal You really DO read the entire email Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
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You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
Sunday is the only time you dress up
Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
Chia Dan
Amber's sneeze
Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Dodging Director's baton
Altos actually CAN do it!
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
You really DO read the entire email
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
