Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag You really DO read the entire email Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Chia Dan You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Altos actually CAN do it! Sunday is the only time you dress up Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Choir break AFTER rehearsal Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Dodging Director's baton Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Amber's sneeze You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag You really DO read the entire email Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Chia Dan You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Altos actually CAN do it! Sunday is the only time you dress up Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word Choir break AFTER rehearsal Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Dodging Director's baton Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Amber's sneeze You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
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Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
You really DO read the entire email
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
Chia Dan
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
Altos actually CAN do it!
Sunday is the only time you dress up
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
Dodging Director's baton
Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
Amber's sneeze
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
