Altos actually CAN do it! Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! You really DO read the entire email Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Choir break AFTER rehearsal Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Sunday is the only time you dress up After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Dodging Director's baton You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Chia Dan Amber's sneeze Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year Altos actually CAN do it! Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat. You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish! You really DO read the entire email Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit- ment sheet! Choir break AFTER rehearsal Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday Sunday is the only time you dress up After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts Dodging Director's baton You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so? Chia Dan Amber's sneeze Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
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Altos actually CAN do it!
Sop's told to sing softly, then Diva fit sets in and they all stop
Saying your good with 2nd, but Dan knows you're secretly dying inside
Cut offs! repeat. cut offs repeat. Cut offs repeat.
You over volunteer at Christmas and Easter so you can actually sing with vibrato
You've made it al these years w/o ever bringing a potluck dish!
You really DO read the entire email
Waiting for Basses to realize choir stopped singing 10 seconds ago
Made a great "K" sound but ran out of air for the rest of the word
You are the one person who turned in that Choir commit-ment sheet!
Choir break AFTER rehearsal
Your water bottle leaks inside your music bag
Scoring and keeping the good Epiphany gift
Director says choir never sounded better, but it happened to be the week you were out
Rehearsed but director then finds most of your section out on Sunday
Sunday is the only time you dress up
After 20 years, you STILL don't know what time choir starts
Dodging Director's baton
You never think it's you, but think it's the other guy
You can hear yourself over your neighbor. Yeah..., so?
Chia Dan
Amber's sneeze
Dan singing Alleluia at choir parties has same effect as Pavlov's dog study
New year =strong no: strong no becomes perhaps and then yes by end of choir year
