(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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The gym teacher being your partner bc there's no one else
"pick groups of 4-5"
+1 if you have no friends so you pick a random group and hope they let you join them
+2 for "do any of you know how to count?"
+3 for "ok, you don't have a group, hmm where to put you..."
+4 for "sorry, we have 5 group members"
"ThE fiTNEss Gram PACer TeST IS a--"
The gym teacher talking to you after class about your effort
+1 if you're actually trying but they have way too high expectations (especially for someone who never even does sports)
Casual sexism
+1 for "you didn't pass to them, what're you sexist?"
+2 for "wow you cut them off you must be sexist"
+3 for never passing even if you're open
+4 for creating arguments using sexism which just makes you look sexist
Never getting to pick dance class bc you have bad luck
One of the gym teachers finally losing it and yelling at the class for 20 minutes
Quizzes that you study for in the locker room before the quiz
+1 for "wait we had a quiz today"
+2 for hyper specific information like "what minute was basketball invented"
+3 for study guides being handed out the day before
+4 for "we went over thi
Making up better numbers for your tracker in the exercise room so you get a good grade
+1 if sometimes you make the numbers a little worse so no suspicion is raised
Creepy gym teachers, also the robot teacher and the thumb
+1 for the teacher everyone hates bc their mean
mile run
+1 if you're the slowest
When the gym teachers put on music it's always rock or "the eye of the tiger" or "the final countdown"
Health is just as bad but at least you don't have to exercise
The people who try way to hard and think if they lose the game they lose at life
+1 if everyone in the class hates them and never passes to them
+2 if they have one friend that they only ever pass to
Being terrible at sports
+1 for soccer
+2 for ultimate Frisbee
+3 for football
+4 for kickball
+You're dead, game over, for "net sports"
"it was the wind"
+1 if you're playing ultimate Frisbee
+2 if you're indoors
Being picked last
+1 if they make a face or sigh bc you're on their team
The group of people who don't try
+1 if the teacher always yells at them but they don't care
+2 if they complain in front of the teacher often
+3 if you're grouped with them and it causes you to get a bad grade for the day even though you tried
Wanting to be stabbed 40 times and lit on fire as you slowly bleed out while burning instead of participating in net sports
Partnering up with the random silent person who you don't know their name
+1 if they haven't spoken a word to you
+2 if they look like theyre going to kill you
There's a substitute
+1 for kickball
+2 for capture the flag
+3 if they're on their phone the whole time
+Personally ascend to heaven and thank God if you don't have to do anything
Smelly jerseys
+1 if none are your size
+2 for "ok guys they don't smell that bad I took them home to wash them like last month"
Someone commenting on how out of breath you are with the classic "someone needs to exercise more"
Never getting passed to bc people think you're horrible at sports (true but still)
+1 if you're right next to the goal and open but you still don't get passed to
+2 if you get a bad participation grade for "not trying" when no one passes to you
