Hoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeopleonly textyou forfavorsThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Being the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeopleonly textyou forfavorsThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Being the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't available

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  2. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  3. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  4. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  5. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  6. Have never been part of a friend group
  7. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  8. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  9. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  10. People only text you for favors
  11. There's a separate group chat without you
  12. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  13. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  14. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  15. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  16. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  17. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  18. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  19. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  20. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  21. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  22. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  23. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  24. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available