People thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Convincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availablePeopleonly textyou forfavorsPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Convincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availablePeopleonly textyou forfavorsPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthins

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  2. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  3. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  4. There's a separate group chat without you
  5. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  6. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  7. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  8. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  9. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  10. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  11. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  12. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  13. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  14. Have never been part of a friend group
  15. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  16. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  17. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  18. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  19. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  20. People only text you for favors
  21. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  22. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  23. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  24. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins