Friends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputPeopleonly textyou forfavorsDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Hoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availablePreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputPeopleonly textyou forfavorsDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Hoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availablePreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany players

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  2. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  3. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  4. People only text you for favors
  5. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  6. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  7. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  8. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  9. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  10. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  11. Have never been part of a friend group
  12. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  13. There's a separate group chat without you
  14. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  15. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  16. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  17. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  18. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  19. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  20. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  21. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  22. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  23. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  24. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players