Constantly browsingsucceedsocially.comOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialPeopleonly textyou forfavorsMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)People literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialPeopleonly textyou forfavorsMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)People literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiator

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  2. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  3. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  4. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  5. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  6. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  7. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  8. People only text you for favors
  9. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  10. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  11. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  12. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  13. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  14. There's a separate group chat without you
  15. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  16. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  17. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  18. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  19. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  20. Have never been part of a friend group
  21. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  22. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  23. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  24. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator