Being too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeopleonly textyou forfavorsConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Overeatingfood topretendeverything isokayPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeopleonly textyou forfavorsConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Overeatingfood topretendeverything isokayPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyou

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  2. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  3. People only text you for favors
  4. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  5. There's a separate group chat without you
  6. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  7. Have never been part of a friend group
  8. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  9. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  10. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  11. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  12. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  13. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  14. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  15. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  16. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  17. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  18. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  19. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  20. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  21. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  22. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  23. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  24. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you