People whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Deciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupPeopleonly textyou forfavorsFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Deciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupPeopleonly textyou forfavorsFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthere

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  2. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  3. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  4. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  5. There's a separate group chat without you
  6. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  7. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  8. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  9. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  10. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  11. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  12. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  13. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  14. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  15. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  16. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  17. Have never been part of a friend group
  18. People only text you for favors
  19. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  20. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  21. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  22. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  23. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  24. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there