People thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)There's aseparategroup chatwithout youPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePeopleonly textyou forfavorsPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)There's aseparategroup chatwithout youPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePeopleonly textyou forfavors

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  2. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  3. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  4. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  5. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  6. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  7. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  8. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  9. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  10. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  11. There's a separate group chat without you
  12. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  13. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  14. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  15. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  16. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  17. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  18. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  19. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  20. Have never been part of a friend group
  21. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  22. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  23. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  24. People only text you for favors