Deciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availablePeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputPeopleonly textyou forfavorsThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)People thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally righttherePeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availablePeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputPeopleonly textyou forfavorsThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)People thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.com

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  2. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  3. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  4. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  5. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  6. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  7. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  8. Have never been part of a friend group
  9. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  10. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  11. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  12. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  13. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  14. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  15. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  16. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  17. People only text you for favors
  18. There's a separate group chat without you
  19. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  20. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  21. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  22. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  23. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  24. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com