Worrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPeopleonly textyou forfavorsFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Being a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you areBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPeopleonly textyou forfavorsFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Being a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youHave neverbeen partof a friendgroup

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  2. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  3. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  4. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  5. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  6. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  7. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  8. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  9. People only text you for favors
  10. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  11. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  12. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  13. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  14. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  15. There's a separate group chat without you
  16. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  17. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  18. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  19. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  20. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  21. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  22. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  23. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  24. Have never been part of a friend group