Being the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Making threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouPeopleonly textyou forfavorsThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Making threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouPeopleonly textyou forfavorsThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsPeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends with

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  2. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  3. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  4. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  5. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  6. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  7. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  8. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  9. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  10. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  11. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  12. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  13. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  14. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  15. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  16. People only text you for favors
  17. There's a separate group chat without you
  18. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  19. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  20. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  21. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  22. Have never been part of a friend group
  23. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  24. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with