Preferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Peopleonly textyou forfavorsPreferringone-on-onehangouts soyou actuallyfeel specialWalking behindthe rest of thegroup whenthe sidewalkthinsBeing a day from signinga lease only to find outthat everyone ended upbacking out anyways, andthat the two people whosaid they couldn't sign alease end up signing alease together withoutyouPeople thinking yousound sick whenyou're actually on theverge of tearsbecause you came tothe realization youhave no real friendsMaking actuallygood friends incollege andthen being tooclingyBeing too afraidof accidentallymaking yourfriends hate youThere's aseparategroup chatwithout youPeople get upfrom the table towalk with the otherperson even ifthey weren'tgetting foodOvereatingfood topretendeverything isokayHave neverbeen partof a friendgroupWorrying thatpeople onlyapproach you iftheir other,better friendsaren't availableFriends onlytalk to eachother eventhough you'reliterally rightthereHoping to Godyour teacherwouldn't let peoplechoose partnersbecause you knowno one would beyoursFriends decideto doschoolwork ifforced to eatdinner alonewith youConstantly browsingsucceedsocially.comMaking threadson r/Cornellabout howmiserable andlonely you arePeople whotext you firstare people youwill fight to stayfriends withPeople literallymake plans infront of youwithout askingfor your inputDeciding to nottext people fora weekend andyour friends texteach other butnot youBeing the oneperson thatdoesn't play thecard game ifthere's toomany playersFriends forgetabout you theminute yourschedules nolonger matchConvincingyourself thatyou're actuallybadass forbeing theinitiatorConstantly showeringyour good friends withcompliments becauseyou want them to knowyou don't take them forgranted and that youhave their back as theydo yours (I had to addone wholesome one)Peopleonly textyou forfavors

Being the Third Wheel Friend Bingo *petty and depressing* - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Preferring one-on-one hangouts so you actually feel special
  2. Walking behind the rest of the group when the sidewalk thins
  3. Being a day from signing a lease only to find out that everyone ended up backing out anyways, and that the two people who said they couldn't sign a lease end up signing a lease together without you
  4. People thinking you sound sick when you're actually on the verge of tears because you came to the realization you have no real friends
  5. Making actually good friends in college and then being too clingy
  6. Being too afraid of accidentally making your friends hate you
  7. There's a separate group chat without you
  8. People get up from the table to walk with the other person even if they weren't getting food
  9. Overeating food to pretend everything is okay
  10. Have never been part of a friend group
  11. Worrying that people only approach you if their other, better friends aren't available
  12. Friends only talk to each other even though you're literally right there
  13. Hoping to God your teacher wouldn't let people choose partners because you know no one would be yours
  14. Friends decide to do schoolwork if forced to eat dinner alone with you
  15. Constantly browsing succeedsocially.com
  16. Making threads on r/Cornell about how miserable and lonely you are
  17. People who text you first are people you will fight to stay friends with
  18. People literally make plans in front of you without asking for your input
  19. Deciding to not text people for a weekend and your friends text each other but not you
  20. Being the one person that doesn't play the card game if there's too many players
  21. Friends forget about you the minute your schedules no longer match
  22. Convincing yourself that you're actually badass for being the initiator
  23. Constantly showering your good friends with compliments because you want them to know you don't take them for granted and that you have their back as they do yours (I had to add one wholesome one)
  24. People only text you for favors