When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnMy kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowI calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletWe can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.Do y’allrentcastles?"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs""Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatWhen I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnMy kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowI calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletWe can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.Do y’allrentcastles?"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs""Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of that

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  2. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  3. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  4. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  5. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  6. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  7. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn
  8. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  9. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  10. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  11. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”
  12. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  13. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  14. Do y’all rent castles?
  15. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  16. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  17. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  18. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  19. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that