"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletIs the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipI calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.Do y’allrentcastles?A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?"Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletIs the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipI calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.Do y’allrentcastles?A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?"Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  2. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  3. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  4. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  5. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  6. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  7. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  8. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  9. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  10. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  11. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  12. Do y’all rent castles?
  13. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  14. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that
  15. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn
  16. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”
  17. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  18. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  19. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.