I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!The bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Do y’allrentcastles?Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletMy kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatWe can’t getthis woodfireplace towork."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!A bear iseating thehot tubcove"Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!The bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Do y’allrentcastles?Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletMy kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatWe can’t getthis woodfireplace towork."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!A bear iseating thehot tubcove"Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  2. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  3. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  4. Do y’all rent castles?
  5. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  6. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn
  7. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  8. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  9. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  10. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  11. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  12. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  13. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that
  14. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  15. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  16. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  17. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  18. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  19. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”