A bear iseating thehot tubcoveIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork."Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnDo y’allrentcastles?Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!The power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatThe ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowA bear iseating thehot tubcoveIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork."Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnDo y’allrentcastles?Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!The power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatThe ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snow

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  2. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  3. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  4. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  5. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  6. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  7. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  8. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”
  9. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  10. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn
  11. Do y’all rent castles?
  12. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  13. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  14. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  15. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  16. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that
  17. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  18. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  19. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow