We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowWhy are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)A bear iseating thehot tubcoveWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up."Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Do y’allrentcastles?The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletIs the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatWe can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowWhy are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)A bear iseating thehot tubcoveWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up."Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?Do youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Do y’allrentcastles?The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletIs the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of that

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  2. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  3. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  4. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  5. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”
  6. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  7. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  8. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  9. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  10. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  11. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  12. Do y’all rent castles?
  13. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  14. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  15. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  16. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  17. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  18. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn
  19. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that