"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThere’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”Do y’allrentcastles?The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snow"Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseIs the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?The power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturn"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThere’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”Do y’allrentcastles?The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snow"Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseIs the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipIs there ahot tub? Isit heated?The power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.Yes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturn

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  2. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  3. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  4. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  5. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  6. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  7. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  8. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  9. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”
  10. Do y’all rent castles?
  11. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  12. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  13. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  14. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  15. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  16. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  17. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that
  18. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  19. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn