There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletMy kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowWhen I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork."Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseDo y’allrentcastles?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)The power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”There’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletMy kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowWhen I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Are you innature? aretheproperties inNature?A bear iseating thehot tubcoveThe bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it."We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs"Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork."Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseDo y’allrentcastles?Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)The power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  2. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  3. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  4. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  5. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  6. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  7. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  8. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  9. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  10. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  11. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  12. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  13. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  14. Do y’all rent castles?
  15. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  16. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that
  17. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn
  18. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  19. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”