Where do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowA bear iseating thehot tubcoveDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs""Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?Do y’allrentcastles?The bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatThere’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturnWhere do we rentour Snowmobiles?We will need themto get around townright?”I calledMaintenancebut it went tovoicemail so Ihung up.My kids havenever seensnow, can youguarantee theywill see snowA bear iseating thehot tubcoveDo youoffer RosePetals forthe bed?"We can't tellthe differencebetween thelaundry anddishwashertabs""Picture overfireplace seemsout of place andnot the rightfeel for thehouseAre you innature? aretheproperties inNature?Is there ahot tub? Isit heated?Do y’allrentcastles?The bed is isso squeaky,How can Imake love tomy wife in it.The ice makeris not working,this is the onlyreason, Ibooked thiscabin!Why are youholding out ongiving me internetpassword (thiswas after midnightFYI)We can’t getthis woodfireplace towork.When I bookedthis cabin, I didnot know itwas inthe Moutnains!Is the hot tubprivate? Mydaughterswant me toskinny dipThe power wentout and weneed someoneto come takecare of thatThere’s adeadsquirrel inthe toiletYes I have4WD - all4 wheelsturn

Ridiculous CM Quotes BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where do we rent our Snowmobiles? We will need them to get around town right?”
  2. I called Maintenance but it went to voicemail so I hung up.
  3. My kids have never seen snow, can you guarantee they will see snow
  4. A bear is eating the hot tub cove
  5. Do you offer Rose Petals for the bed?
  6. "We can't tell the difference between the laundry and dishwasher tabs"
  7. "Picture over fireplace seems out of place and not the right feel for the house
  8. Are you in nature? are the properties in Nature?
  9. Is there a hot tub? Is it heated?
  10. Do y’all rent castles?
  11. The bed is is so squeaky, How can I make love to my wife in it.
  12. The ice maker is not working, this is the only reason, I booked this cabin!
  13. Why are you holding out on giving me internet password (this was after midnight FYI)
  14. We can’t get this wood fireplace to work.
  15. When I booked this cabin, I did not know it was in the Moutnains!
  16. Is the hot tub private? My daughters want me to skinny dip
  17. The power went out and we need someone to come take care of that
  18. There’s a dead squirrel in the toilet
  19. Yes I have 4WD - all 4 wheels turn