OnlineStillSucksA PortNobodyAsked ForA WarriorsGame NobodyAsked For (heylook, a non 'no'guess!)No SuperMarioMakerPortA good chunkof timededicated toFire Emblem:red yellow andblueRetro doesn'tshow whateverthey were doingbetweentropical freezeand nowNo NewStar FoxGameNo F-Zeroor CustomRoboNo KingdomHearts orResidentEvilNoGoldenSunNoSMTVOnline StillSucks(SmashSpecifically)"Oh and wehave one lastannouncement"No actual attemptat allowing peopleto play old classicgames on theirHOT SELLINGCONSOLEA Reminderthat a gamethat's comingout soon iscoming outsoon.Lack ofLuigi'sMansion 33DS news isrehash of stuffwe knew w/little to nosurprisesNoMother3indiemontage (butthey're like 3seconds)we allwonder whatgamefreak issmokingDLC for agame youforgotabout!more footageof daemon xmachina thatmakes youreyes bleedNo actuallygood PaperMariogamestallingfor timeOnlineStillSucksA PortNobodyAsked ForA WarriorsGame NobodyAsked For (heylook, a non 'no'guess!)No SuperMarioMakerPortA good chunkof timededicated toFire Emblem:red yellow andblueRetro doesn'tshow whateverthey were doingbetweentropical freezeand nowNo NewStar FoxGameNo F-Zeroor CustomRoboNo KingdomHearts orResidentEvilNoGoldenSunNoSMTVOnline StillSucks(SmashSpecifically)"Oh and wehave one lastannouncement"No actual attemptat allowing peopleto play old classicgames on theirHOT SELLINGCONSOLEA Reminderthat a gamethat's comingout soon iscoming outsoon.Lack ofLuigi'sMansion 33DS news isrehash of stuffwe knew w/little to nosurprisesNoMother3indiemontage (butthey're like 3seconds)we allwonder whatgamefreak issmokingDLC for agame youforgotabout!more footageof daemon xmachina thatmakes youreyes bleedNo actuallygood PaperMariogamestallingfor time

Nintendo Direct Cynical Predictions: Feb 2019 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Online Still Sucks
  2. A Port Nobody Asked For
  3. A Warriors Game Nobody Asked For (hey look, a non 'no' guess!)
  4. No Super Mario Maker Port
  5. A good chunk of time dedicated to Fire Emblem: red yellow and blue
  6. Retro doesn't show whatever they were doing between tropical freeze and now
  7. No New Star Fox Game
  8. No F-Zero or Custom Robo
  9. No Kingdom Hearts or Resident Evil
  10. No Golden Sun
  11. No SMTV
  12. Online Still Sucks (Smash Specifically)
  13. "Oh and we have one last announcement"
  14. No actual attempt at allowing people to play old classic games on their HOT SELLING CONSOLE
  15. A Reminder that a game that's coming out soon is coming out soon.
  16. Lack of Luigi's Mansion 3
  17. 3DS news is rehash of stuff we knew w/ little to no surprises
  18. No Mother 3
  19. indie montage (but they're like 3 seconds)
  20. we all wonder what gamefreak is smoking
  21. DLC for a game you forgot about!
  22. more footage of daemon x machina that makes your eyes bleed
  23. No actually good Paper Mario game
  24. stalling for time