You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Yourchurchelders are40.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Yourchurchelders are40.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You'vebeen"Voluntold."

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  2. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  3. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  4. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  5. Your church elders are 40.
  6. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  7. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  8. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  9. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  10. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  11. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  12. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  13. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  14. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  15. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  16. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  17. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  18. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  19. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  20. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  21. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  22. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  23. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  24. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  25. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  26. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  27. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  28. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  29. You've been "Voluntold."