You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Yourchurchelders are40.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You'vebeen"Voluntold."You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Yourchurchelders are40.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You'vebeen"Voluntold."You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  2. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  3. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  4. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  5. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  6. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  7. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  8. Your church elders are 40.
  9. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  10. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  11. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  12. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  13. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  14. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  15. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  16. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  17. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  18. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  19. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  20. You've been "Voluntold."
  21. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  22. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  23. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  24. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  25. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  26. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  27. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  28. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  29. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.