You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Yourchurchelders are40.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You'vebeen"Voluntold."The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Yourchurchelders are40.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You'vebeen"Voluntold."The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  2. Your church elders are 40.
  3. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  4. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  5. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  6. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  7. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  8. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  9. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  10. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  11. You've been "Voluntold."
  12. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  13. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  14. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  15. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  16. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  17. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  18. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  19. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  20. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  21. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  22. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  23. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  24. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  25. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  26. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  27. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  28. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  29. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.