You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)"Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Yourchurchelders are40.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)"Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Yourchurchelders are40.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  2. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  3. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  4. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  5. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  6. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  7. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  8. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  9. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  10. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  11. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  12. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  13. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  14. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  15. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  16. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  17. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  18. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  19. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  20. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  21. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  22. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  23. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  24. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  25. You've been "Voluntold."
  26. Your church elders are 40.
  27. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  28. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  29. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.