When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Yourchurchelders are40.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Yourchurchelders are40.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  2. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  3. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  4. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  5. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  6. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  7. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  8. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  9. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  10. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  11. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  12. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  13. You've been "Voluntold."
  14. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  15. Your church elders are 40.
  16. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  17. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  18. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  19. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  20. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  21. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  22. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  23. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  24. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  25. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  26. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  27. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  28. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  29. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"