You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.Yourchurchelders are40.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You'vebeen"Voluntold."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.Yourchurchelders are40.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You'vebeen"Voluntold."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  2. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  3. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  4. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  5. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  6. Your church elders are 40.
  7. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  8. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  9. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  10. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  11. You've been "Voluntold."
  12. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  13. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  14. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  15. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  16. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  17. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  18. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  19. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  20. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  21. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  22. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  23. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  24. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  25. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  26. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  27. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  28. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  29. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.