One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Yourchurchelders are40.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Yourchurchelders are40.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  2. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  3. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  4. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  5. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  6. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  7. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  8. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  9. Your church elders are 40.
  10. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  11. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  12. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  13. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  14. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  15. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  16. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  17. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  18. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  19. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  20. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  21. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  22. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  23. You've been "Voluntold."
  24. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  25. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  26. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  27. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  28. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  29. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.