Yourchurchelders are40.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Yourchurchelders are40.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your church elders are 40.
  2. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  3. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  4. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  5. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  6. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  7. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  8. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  9. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  10. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  11. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  12. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  13. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  14. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  15. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  16. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  17. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  18. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  19. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  20. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  21. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  22. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  23. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  24. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  25. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  26. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  27. You've been "Voluntold."
  28. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  29. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.