You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'vebeen"Voluntold."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Yourchurchelders are40.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'vebeen"Voluntold."The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Yourchurchelders are40.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  2. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  3. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  4. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  5. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  6. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  7. You've been "Voluntold."
  8. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  9. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  10. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  11. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  12. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  13. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  14. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  15. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  16. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  17. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  18. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  19. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  20. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  21. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  22. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  23. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  24. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  25. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  26. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  27. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  28. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  29. Your church elders are 40.