Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Yourchurchelders are40.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Yourchurchelders are40.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  2. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  3. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  4. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  5. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  6. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  7. Your church elders are 40.
  8. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  9. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  10. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  11. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  12. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  13. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  14. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  15. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  16. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  17. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  18. You've been "Voluntold."
  19. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  20. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  21. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  22. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  23. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  24. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  25. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  26. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  27. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  28. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  29. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.