Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Yourchurchelders are40.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Yourchurchelders are40.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  2. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  3. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  4. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  5. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  6. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  7. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  8. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  9. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  10. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  11. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  12. Your church elders are 40.
  13. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  14. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  15. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  16. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  17. You've been "Voluntold."
  18. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  19. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  20. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  21. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  22. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  23. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  24. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  25. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  26. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  27. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  28. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  29. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.