Yourchurchelders are40.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You'vebeen"Voluntold."You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.Yourchurchelders are40.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You'vebeen"Voluntold."You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your church elders are 40.
  2. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  3. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  4. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  5. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  6. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  7. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  8. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  9. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  10. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  11. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  12. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  13. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  14. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  15. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  16. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  17. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  18. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  19. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  20. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  21. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  22. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  23. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  24. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  25. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  26. You've been "Voluntold."
  27. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  28. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  29. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.