One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!""Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You'vebeen"Voluntold."When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Yourchurchelders are40.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!""Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You'vebeen"Voluntold."When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Yourchurchelders are40.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  2. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  3. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  4. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  5. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  6. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  7. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  8. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  9. You've been "Voluntold."
  10. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  11. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  12. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  13. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  14. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  15. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  16. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  17. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  18. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  19. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  20. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  21. Your church elders are 40.
  22. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  23. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  24. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  25. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  26. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  27. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  28. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  29. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.