You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You'vebeen"Voluntold."When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Yourchurchelders are40.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You'vebeen"Voluntold."When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Yourchurchelders are40.Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  2. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  3. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  4. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  5. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  6. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  7. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  8. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  9. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  10. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  11. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  12. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  13. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  14. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  15. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  16. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  17. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  18. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  19. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  20. You've been "Voluntold."
  21. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  22. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  23. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  24. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  25. Your church elders are 40.
  26. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  27. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  28. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  29. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.