You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Yourchurchelders are40.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You'vebeen"Voluntold."Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Yourchurchelders are40.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  2. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  3. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  4. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  5. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  6. You've been "Voluntold."
  7. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  8. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  9. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  10. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  11. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  12. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  13. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  14. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  15. Your church elders are 40.
  16. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  17. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  18. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.
  19. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  20. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  21. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  22. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  23. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  24. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  25. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  26. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  27. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  28. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  29. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.