One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Yourchurchelders are40.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.One of yourpastorscooks for youeverySunday.Yourchurchelders are40.You thinkcoffee shouldbe a part of awell balanceddiet.You read thelectionaryinstead ofyourhoroscope.You havestarted beingasked to carefor up to 15kids at a time.You've beenattending for 6weeks and stillhaven't foundthe bathroom."Wondering"has becomea spiritualdiscipline foryou.You'vebeen"Voluntold."You think a401k is thenewestvariation of theenneagram.Your potluckmeals have allmorphed intodiary-gluten-meat freedishes :)Your childrenhave been/arecurrently highoff of left-overbaked goods.Your family isconcernedyou may havejoined a cult.When listingcommon churchphrases, youinclude, "Marinateon that."Seeing one ofyour pastors ata local coffeeshop is anormal weeklyoccurrence.Whenever youhear a chime youimmediately lookfor something toclean.You can blamebreaking yourfast onenneagramdisintegration.Yoursabbath isspent sortingrecyclables.The oldestperson youfeel connectedto is BernieSanders.You'velearned howto compost bygoing tochurch.You knowthe life storyof yourneighbors.As your friend isgetting in the carto go home youyell out from yourporch, "go inpeace and sin nomore!"You areabnormallyoptimistic abouthow manypeople can fit ina room.You know allthe headlinesfrom theBabylon Bee.Deepconversationsare withoutmentioning theenneagram.The movieMoana hasstrangetheologicalsignificance foryou.You haverecently added"jabroni" toyour normalvocabulary.Youremembersomeone'senneagramnumberbefore theirname.You'vepersonallywitnessed thefeeding of the75 miracle.You know how toprepare mealsthat incorporateoptions for all theallergies andintolerances.

You might be a part of Kaleo if... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. One of your pastors cooks for you every Sunday.
  2. Your church elders are 40.
  3. You think coffee should be a part of a well balanced diet.
  4. You read the lectionary instead of your horoscope.
  5. You have started being asked to care for up to 15 kids at a time.
  6. You've been attending for 6 weeks and still haven't found the bathroom.
  7. "Wondering" has become a spiritual discipline for you.
  8. You've been "Voluntold."
  9. You think a 401k is the newest variation of the enneagram.
  10. Your potluck meals have all morphed into diary-gluten-meat free dishes :)
  11. Your children have been/are currently high off of left-over baked goods.
  12. Your family is concerned you may have joined a cult.
  13. When listing common church phrases, you include, "Marinate on that."
  14. Seeing one of your pastors at a local coffee shop is a normal weekly occurrence.
  15. Whenever you hear a chime you immediately look for something to clean.
  16. You can blame breaking your fast on enneagram disintegration.
  17. Your sabbath is spent sorting recyclables.
  18. The oldest person you feel connected to is Bernie Sanders.
  19. You've learned how to compost by going to church.
  20. You know the life story of your neighbors.
  21. As your friend is getting in the car to go home you yell out from your porch, "go in peace and sin no more!"
  22. You are abnormally optimistic about how many people can fit in a room.
  23. You know all the headlines from the Babylon Bee.
  24. Deep conversations are without mentioning the enneagram.
  25. The movie Moana has strange theological significance for you.
  26. You have recently added "jabroni" to your normal vocabulary.
  27. You remember someone's enneagram number before their name.
  28. You've personally witnessed the feeding of the 75 miracle.
  29. You know how to prepare meals that incorporate options for all the allergies and intolerances.