Doingdishes.Debilitating.Your part-time,temporary jobat Starbuckshas lasted fiveand ½ years.You’ve hadsixrelationshipsin the lastfour years.Buyinggroceries.Debilitating.You’ve had norelationships inthe last six yearsand you’re scaredyourrelationshipping isbroken.You feel like everytime you’re abridesmaid orgroomsman, anangel loses it’swings.You surf the internetso much at workevery day that youliterally hit a pointwhere you don’tknow what else tosearch for.Visualizingyourself 15 yearsfrom now doingyour boss’s jobmakes you throwup a little in yourmouth.Feelings ofquarter life crisisstop you throughout the day as youask, “There’s gotbe more to lifethan this?”You recentlygoogled:“QuarterLife Crisis?”You have noidea where togo for answers.Or even, how tofind the rightquestions.You binge onbuying brandnames to tryand cover upthat you’rebroke.You dream aboutgoing back andpunching yourSmug-College-Self who was sosure had all theanswers.You’ve hadsix jobs inthe lastfour years.You glare at youranimal in themorning as youget ready for workand say, “Gosh, Iwish I had yourlife.”A Bon Iver or JohnMayer song comes onand you start crying. Byyourself, or aroundfriends. Or in the middleof a coffeeshop asstrangers slowly ushertheir children away.Your monthly routineof expenses beinggreater than yourincome is dawningon you as a seriousproblem.You’re havingarguments with yourmom again aboutcleaning your bathroomand being home at areasonable hour. (akayou’re sleeping back inyour old bedroom)Watching fourseasons in a rowof _________,while Facebookstalking exes andenemies.You’d paytop dollar fora moment ofclarity.“Am I evergoing to feellike myselfagain?” Issomething youask. Every day.Eventhinkingabout doingyour taxes.Debilitating.You laughed,and cried, whenyou first read21 Secrets foryour 20s.You find yourself repelledand compelled by churchat the same time. You askGod for help one day andthen you’re yelling at himthe next. Your faith is aroller coaster and you’repretty sure your seat beltis about to come undone.Looking fora job.Debilitating.The phrase you dreadhearing the most atwork is,“Congratulations, you’regetting a promotion”because you’re gettingpushed deeper into ajob you despise.You see so clearly thetwo roads in front ofyou. A life of comfortand a life of risk. Andyou’re not sure youhave the right car ordirections to go downeither one.You seek out amentor for answersone week and youavoid them like the8th grader with badBO, the next.Making abudget iscompletelydebilitating.You’vemoved sixtimes in thelast fouryears.You’re 99.7%sure a roadtrip would fixeverything.Callingpeopleback.Debilitating.You feel like you’rebeing crushed by eitheranxiety, unemployment,or just crazy amounts ofcollege debt — youknow, like mostMillennials these days.Cookingdinner.Debilitating.“When is life goingto feel like it’ssupposed to?” Issomething youask. Every day.Doingdishes.Debilitating.Your part-time,temporary jobat Starbuckshas lasted fiveand ½ years.You’ve hadsixrelationshipsin the lastfour years.Buyinggroceries.Debilitating.You’ve had norelationships inthe last six yearsand you’re scaredyourrelationshipping isbroken.You feel like everytime you’re abridesmaid orgroomsman, anangel loses it’swings.You surf the internetso much at workevery day that youliterally hit a pointwhere you don’tknow what else tosearch for.Visualizingyourself 15 yearsfrom now doingyour boss’s jobmakes you throwup a little in yourmouth.Feelings ofquarter life crisisstop you throughout the day as youask, “There’s gotbe more to lifethan this?”You recentlygoogled:“QuarterLife Crisis?”You have noidea where togo for answers.Or even, how tofind the rightquestions.You binge onbuying brandnames to tryand cover upthat you’rebroke.You dream aboutgoing back andpunching yourSmug-College-Self who was sosure had all theanswers.You’ve hadsix jobs inthe lastfour years.You glare at youranimal in themorning as youget ready for workand say, “Gosh, Iwish I had yourlife.”A Bon Iver or JohnMayer song comes onand you start crying. Byyourself, or aroundfriends. Or in the middleof a coffeeshop asstrangers slowly ushertheir children away.Your monthly routineof expenses beinggreater than yourincome is dawningon you as a seriousproblem.You’re havingarguments with yourmom again aboutcleaning your bathroomand being home at areasonable hour. (akayou’re sleeping back inyour old bedroom)Watching fourseasons in a rowof _________,while Facebookstalking exes andenemies.You’d paytop dollar fora moment ofclarity.“Am I evergoing to feellike myselfagain?” Issomething youask. Every day.Eventhinkingabout doingyour taxes.Debilitating.You laughed,and cried, whenyou first read21 Secrets foryour 20s.You find yourself repelledand compelled by churchat the same time. You askGod for help one day andthen you’re yelling at himthe next. Your faith is aroller coaster and you’repretty sure your seat beltis about to come undone.Looking fora job.Debilitating.The phrase you dreadhearing the most atwork is,“Congratulations, you’regetting a promotion”because you’re gettingpushed deeper into ajob you despise.You see so clearly thetwo roads in front ofyou. A life of comfortand a life of risk. Andyou’re not sure youhave the right car ordirections to go downeither one.You seek out amentor for answersone week and youavoid them like the8th grader with badBO, the next.Making abudget iscompletelydebilitating.You’vemoved sixtimes in thelast fouryears.You’re 99.7%sure a roadtrip would fixeverything.Callingpeopleback.Debilitating.You feel like you’rebeing crushed by eitheranxiety, unemployment,or just crazy amounts ofcollege debt — youknow, like mostMillennials these days.Cookingdinner.Debilitating.“When is life goingto feel like it’ssupposed to?” Issomething youask. Every day.

Quarter Life Crisis Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doing dishes. Debilitating.
  2. Your part-time, temporary job at Starbucks has lasted five and ½ years.
  3. You’ve had six relationships in the last four years.
  4. Buying groceries. Debilitating.
  5. You’ve had no relationships in the last six years and you’re scared your relationshipping is broken.
  6. You feel like every time you’re a bridesmaid or groomsman, an angel loses it’s wings.
  7. You surf the internet so much at work every day that you literally hit a point where you don’t know what else to search for.
  8. Visualizing yourself 15 years from now doing your boss’s job makes you throw up a little in your mouth.
  9. Feelings of quarter life crisis stop you through out the day as you ask, “There’s got be more to life than this?”
  10. You recently googled: “Quarter Life Crisis?”
  11. You have no idea where to go for answers. Or even, how to find the right questions.
  12. You binge on buying brand names to try and cover up that you’re broke.
  13. You dream about going back and punching your Smug-College-Self who was so sure had all the answers.
  14. You’ve had six jobs in the last four years.
  15. You glare at your animal in the morning as you get ready for work and say, “Gosh, I wish I had your life.”
  16. A Bon Iver or John Mayer song comes on and you start crying. By yourself, or around friends. Or in the middle of a coffeeshop as strangers slowly usher their children away.
  17. Your monthly routine of expenses being greater than your income is dawning on you as a serious problem.
  18. You’re having arguments with your mom again about cleaning your bathroom and being home at a reasonable hour. (aka you’re sleeping back in your old bedroom)
  19. Watching four seasons in a row of _________, while Facebook stalking exes and enemies.
  20. You’d pay top dollar for a moment of clarity.
  21. “Am I ever going to feel like myself again?” Is something you ask. Every day.
  22. Even thinking about doing your taxes. Debilitating.
  23. You laughed, and cried, when you first read 21 Secrets for your 20s.
  24. You find yourself repelled and compelled by church at the same time. You ask God for help one day and then you’re yelling at him the next. Your faith is a roller coaster and you’re pretty sure your seat belt is about to come undone.
  25. Looking for a job. Debilitating.
  26. The phrase you dread hearing the most at work is, “Congratulations, you’re getting a promotion” because you’re getting pushed deeper into a job you despise.
  27. You see so clearly the two roads in front of you. A life of comfort and a life of risk. And you’re not sure you have the right car or directions to go down either one.
  28. You seek out a mentor for answers one week and you avoid them like the 8th grader with bad BO, the next.
  29. Making a budget is completely debilitating.
  30. You’ve moved six times in the last four years.
  31. You’re 99.7% sure a road trip would fix everything.
  32. Calling people back. Debilitating.
  33. You feel like you’re being crushed by either anxiety, unemployment, or just crazy amounts of college debt — you know, like most Millennials these days.
  34. Cooking dinner. Debilitating.
  35. “When is life going to feel like it’s supposed to?” Is something you ask. Every day.