Callingpeopleback.Debilitating.You laughed,and cried, whenyou first read21 Secrets foryour 20s.Looking fora job.Debilitating.You’ve had norelationships inthe last six yearsand you’re scaredyourrelationshipping isbroken.You find yourself repelledand compelled by churchat the same time. You askGod for help one day andthen you’re yelling at himthe next. Your faith is aroller coaster and you’repretty sure your seat beltis about to come undone.Doingdishes.Debilitating.You’d paytop dollar fora moment ofclarity.Your part-time,temporary jobat Starbuckshas lasted fiveand ½ years.You recentlygoogled:“QuarterLife Crisis?”Watching fourseasons in a rowof _________,while Facebookstalking exes andenemies.You’ve hadsix jobs inthe lastfour years.Buyinggroceries.Debilitating.You’vemoved sixtimes in thelast fouryears.“Am I evergoing to feellike myselfagain?” Issomething youask. Every day.You surf the internetso much at workevery day that youliterally hit a pointwhere you don’tknow what else tosearch for.You’re havingarguments with yourmom again aboutcleaning your bathroomand being home at areasonable hour. (akayou’re sleeping back inyour old bedroom)Eventhinkingabout doingyour taxes.Debilitating.The phrase you dreadhearing the most atwork is,“Congratulations, you’regetting a promotion”because you’re gettingpushed deeper into ajob you despise.Making abudget iscompletelydebilitating.You dream aboutgoing back andpunching yourSmug-College-Self who was sosure had all theanswers.You’ve hadsixrelationshipsin the lastfour years.Visualizingyourself 15 yearsfrom now doingyour boss’s jobmakes you throwup a little in yourmouth.You feel like you’rebeing crushed by eitheranxiety, unemployment,or just crazy amounts ofcollege debt — youknow, like mostMillennials these days.You seek out amentor for answersone week and youavoid them like the8th grader with badBO, the next.Your monthly routineof expenses beinggreater than yourincome is dawningon you as a seriousproblem.You see so clearly thetwo roads in front ofyou. A life of comfortand a life of risk. Andyou’re not sure youhave the right car ordirections to go downeither one.You’re 99.7%sure a roadtrip would fixeverything.A Bon Iver or JohnMayer song comes onand you start crying. Byyourself, or aroundfriends. Or in the middleof a coffeeshop asstrangers slowly ushertheir children away.Cookingdinner.Debilitating.You glare at youranimal in themorning as youget ready for workand say, “Gosh, Iwish I had yourlife.”You feel like everytime you’re abridesmaid orgroomsman, anangel loses it’swings.Feelings ofquarter life crisisstop you throughout the day as youask, “There’s gotbe more to lifethan this?”“When is life goingto feel like it’ssupposed to?” Issomething youask. Every day.You binge onbuying brandnames to tryand cover upthat you’rebroke.You have noidea where togo for answers.Or even, how tofind the rightquestions.Callingpeopleback.Debilitating.You laughed,and cried, whenyou first read21 Secrets foryour 20s.Looking fora job.Debilitating.You’ve had norelationships inthe last six yearsand you’re scaredyourrelationshipping isbroken.You find yourself repelledand compelled by churchat the same time. You askGod for help one day andthen you’re yelling at himthe next. Your faith is aroller coaster and you’repretty sure your seat beltis about to come undone.Doingdishes.Debilitating.You’d paytop dollar fora moment ofclarity.Your part-time,temporary jobat Starbuckshas lasted fiveand ½ years.You recentlygoogled:“QuarterLife Crisis?”Watching fourseasons in a rowof _________,while Facebookstalking exes andenemies.You’ve hadsix jobs inthe lastfour years.Buyinggroceries.Debilitating.You’vemoved sixtimes in thelast fouryears.“Am I evergoing to feellike myselfagain?” Issomething youask. Every day.You surf the internetso much at workevery day that youliterally hit a pointwhere you don’tknow what else tosearch for.You’re havingarguments with yourmom again aboutcleaning your bathroomand being home at areasonable hour. (akayou’re sleeping back inyour old bedroom)Eventhinkingabout doingyour taxes.Debilitating.The phrase you dreadhearing the most atwork is,“Congratulations, you’regetting a promotion”because you’re gettingpushed deeper into ajob you despise.Making abudget iscompletelydebilitating.You dream aboutgoing back andpunching yourSmug-College-Self who was sosure had all theanswers.You’ve hadsixrelationshipsin the lastfour years.Visualizingyourself 15 yearsfrom now doingyour boss’s jobmakes you throwup a little in yourmouth.You feel like you’rebeing crushed by eitheranxiety, unemployment,or just crazy amounts ofcollege debt — youknow, like mostMillennials these days.You seek out amentor for answersone week and youavoid them like the8th grader with badBO, the next.Your monthly routineof expenses beinggreater than yourincome is dawningon you as a seriousproblem.You see so clearly thetwo roads in front ofyou. A life of comfortand a life of risk. Andyou’re not sure youhave the right car ordirections to go downeither one.You’re 99.7%sure a roadtrip would fixeverything.A Bon Iver or JohnMayer song comes onand you start crying. Byyourself, or aroundfriends. Or in the middleof a coffeeshop asstrangers slowly ushertheir children away.Cookingdinner.Debilitating.You glare at youranimal in themorning as youget ready for workand say, “Gosh, Iwish I had yourlife.”You feel like everytime you’re abridesmaid orgroomsman, anangel loses it’swings.Feelings ofquarter life crisisstop you throughout the day as youask, “There’s gotbe more to lifethan this?”“When is life goingto feel like it’ssupposed to?” Issomething youask. Every day.You binge onbuying brandnames to tryand cover upthat you’rebroke.You have noidea where togo for answers.Or even, how tofind the rightquestions.

Quarter Life Crisis Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calling people back. Debilitating.
  2. You laughed, and cried, when you first read 21 Secrets for your 20s.
  3. Looking for a job. Debilitating.
  4. You’ve had no relationships in the last six years and you’re scared your relationshipping is broken.
  5. You find yourself repelled and compelled by church at the same time. You ask God for help one day and then you’re yelling at him the next. Your faith is a roller coaster and you’re pretty sure your seat belt is about to come undone.
  6. Doing dishes. Debilitating.
  7. You’d pay top dollar for a moment of clarity.
  8. Your part-time, temporary job at Starbucks has lasted five and ½ years.
  9. You recently googled: “Quarter Life Crisis?”
  10. Watching four seasons in a row of _________, while Facebook stalking exes and enemies.
  11. You’ve had six jobs in the last four years.
  12. Buying groceries. Debilitating.
  13. You’ve moved six times in the last four years.
  14. “Am I ever going to feel like myself again?” Is something you ask. Every day.
  15. You surf the internet so much at work every day that you literally hit a point where you don’t know what else to search for.
  16. You’re having arguments with your mom again about cleaning your bathroom and being home at a reasonable hour. (aka you’re sleeping back in your old bedroom)
  17. Even thinking about doing your taxes. Debilitating.
  18. The phrase you dread hearing the most at work is, “Congratulations, you’re getting a promotion” because you’re getting pushed deeper into a job you despise.
  19. Making a budget is completely debilitating.
  20. You dream about going back and punching your Smug-College-Self who was so sure had all the answers.
  21. You’ve had six relationships in the last four years.
  22. Visualizing yourself 15 years from now doing your boss’s job makes you throw up a little in your mouth.
  23. You feel like you’re being crushed by either anxiety, unemployment, or just crazy amounts of college debt — you know, like most Millennials these days.
  24. You seek out a mentor for answers one week and you avoid them like the 8th grader with bad BO, the next.
  25. Your monthly routine of expenses being greater than your income is dawning on you as a serious problem.
  26. You see so clearly the two roads in front of you. A life of comfort and a life of risk. And you’re not sure you have the right car or directions to go down either one.
  27. You’re 99.7% sure a road trip would fix everything.
  28. A Bon Iver or John Mayer song comes on and you start crying. By yourself, or around friends. Or in the middle of a coffeeshop as strangers slowly usher their children away.
  29. Cooking dinner. Debilitating.
  30. You glare at your animal in the morning as you get ready for work and say, “Gosh, I wish I had your life.”
  31. You feel like every time you’re a bridesmaid or groomsman, an angel loses it’s wings.
  32. Feelings of quarter life crisis stop you through out the day as you ask, “There’s got be more to life than this?”
  33. “When is life going to feel like it’s supposed to?” Is something you ask. Every day.
  34. You binge on buying brand names to try and cover up that you’re broke.
  35. You have no idea where to go for answers. Or even, how to find the right questions.