He's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyNever kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreThat'sputtin' thefat in thefireHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackHe's twoyearsolder thandirtEvery crowthinks he'stheblackestI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogHis mouthain't noprayerbookEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'If you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armWhen lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsI'm aspoor asgully dirtTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatEverygardenhas someweedsEvery dogought tohave afew fleasSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasI'm richerthanclabberedcreamHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandDon't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethGrassdon't growon a busystreetThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeI've fallenon stonygroundMoneythinks I'mdeadI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionHischeeseslid off hiscrackerThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'If youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamThereain't noflies onmeDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoFiguresdon't lie,but liarsfigureHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyNever kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreThat'sputtin' thefat in thefireHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackHe's twoyearsolder thandirtEvery crowthinks he'stheblackestI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogHis mouthain't noprayerbookEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'If you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armWhen lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsI'm aspoor asgully dirtTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatEverygardenhas someweedsEvery dogought tohave afew fleasSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasI'm richerthanclabberedcreamHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandDon't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethGrassdon't growon a busystreetThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeI've fallenon stonygroundMoneythinks I'mdeadI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionHischeeseslid off hiscrackerThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'If youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamThereain't noflies onmeDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoFiguresdon't lie,but liarsfigure

Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
  2. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
  3. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
  4. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
  5. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
  6. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
  7. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
  8. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
  9. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
  10. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
  11. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
  12. He's two years older than dirt
  13. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
  14. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
  15. His mouth ain't no prayer book
  16. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
  17. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
  18. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
  19. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
  20. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
  21. I'm as poor as gully dirt
  22. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
  23. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
  24. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
  25. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
  26. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
  27. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
  28. Every garden has some weeds
  29. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
  30. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
  31. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
  32. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
  33. I'm richer than clabbered cream
  34. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
  35. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
  36. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
  37. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
  38. Grass don't grow on a busy street
  39. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
  40. I've fallen on stony ground
  41. Money thinks I'm dead
  42. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
  43. His cheese slid off his cracker
  44. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
  45. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
  46. There ain't no flies on me
  47. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
  48. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
  49. Figures don't lie, but liars figure