He's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotHe's twoyearsolder thandirtThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'Never kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHischeeseslid off hiscrackerI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarI've fallenon stonygroundHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethHis mouthain't noprayerbookWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsIf youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamEvery crowthinks he'stheblackestDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickFiguresdon't lie,but liarsfigureHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandI'm aspoor asgully dirtEverygardenhas someweedsMoneythinks I'mdeadThereain't noflies onmeIf you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsDon't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogI'm richerthanclabberedcreamThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceThat'sputtin' thefat in thefireI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyEvery dogought tohave afew fleasEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'When lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltGrassdon't growon a busystreetHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotHe's twoyearsolder thandirtThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'Never kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHischeeseslid off hiscrackerI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarI've fallenon stonygroundHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethHis mouthain't noprayerbookWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsIf youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamEvery crowthinks he'stheblackestDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickFiguresdon't lie,but liarsfigureHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandI'm aspoor asgully dirtEverygardenhas someweedsMoneythinks I'mdeadThereain't noflies onmeIf you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsDon't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogI'm richerthanclabberedcreamThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceThat'sputtin' thefat in thefireI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyEvery dogought tohave afew fleasEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'When lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltGrassdon't growon a busystreetHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewash

Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
  2. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
  3. He's two years older than dirt
  4. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
  5. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
  6. His cheese slid off his cracker
  7. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
  8. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
  9. I've fallen on stony ground
  10. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
  11. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
  12. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
  13. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
  14. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
  15. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
  16. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
  17. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
  18. His mouth ain't no prayer book
  19. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
  20. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
  21. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
  22. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
  23. Figures don't lie, but liars figure
  24. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
  25. I'm as poor as gully dirt
  26. Every garden has some weeds
  27. Money thinks I'm dead
  28. There ain't no flies on me
  29. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
  30. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
  31. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
  32. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
  33. I'm richer than clabbered cream
  34. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
  35. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
  36. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
  37. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
  38. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
  39. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
  40. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
  41. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
  42. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
  43. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
  44. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
  45. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
  46. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
  47. Grass don't grow on a busy street
  48. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
  49. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash