I feel likea shortdog in tallgrassNever kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormI've fallenon stonygroundIf you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armThereain't noflies onmeHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarWhen lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'Don't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'That'sputtin' thefat in thefireEvery crowthinks he'stheblackestTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandEvery dogought tohave afew fleasWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreMoneythinks I'mdeadGrassdon't growon a busystreetDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoI'm richerthanclabberedcreamHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashHis mouthain't noprayerbookHischeeseslid off hiscrackerIf youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyEverygardenhas someweedsYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogI'm aspoor asgully dirtFiguresdon't lie,but liarsfigureHe's twoyearsolder thandirtShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassNever kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormI've fallenon stonygroundIf you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armThereain't noflies onmeHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarWhen lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'Don't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'That'sputtin' thefat in thefireEvery crowthinks he'stheblackestTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandEvery dogought tohave afew fleasWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreMoneythinks I'mdeadGrassdon't growon a busystreetDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoI'm richerthanclabberedcreamHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashHis mouthain't noprayerbookHischeeseslid off hiscrackerIf youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyEverygardenhas someweedsYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogI'm aspoor asgully dirtFiguresdon't lie,but liarsfigureHe's twoyearsolder thandirtShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetime

Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
  2. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
  3. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
  4. I've fallen on stony ground
  5. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
  6. There ain't no flies on me
  7. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
  8. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
  9. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
  10. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
  11. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
  12. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
  13. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
  14. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
  15. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
  16. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
  17. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
  18. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
  19. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
  20. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
  21. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
  22. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
  23. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
  24. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
  25. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
  26. Money thinks I'm dead
  27. Grass don't grow on a busy street
  28. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
  29. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
  30. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
  31. I'm richer than clabbered cream
  32. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
  33. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
  34. His mouth ain't no prayer book
  35. His cheese slid off his cracker
  36. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
  37. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
  38. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
  39. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
  40. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
  41. Every garden has some weeds
  42. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
  43. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
  44. I'm as poor as gully dirt
  45. Figures don't lie, but liars figure
  46. He's two years older than dirt
  47. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
  48. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
  49. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time