Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
2. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
3. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
4. I'm as poor as gully dirt
5. He's two years older than dirt
6. There ain't no flies on me
7. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
8. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
9. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
10. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
11. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
12. Grass don't grow on a busy street
13. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
14. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
15. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
16. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
17. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
18. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
19. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
20. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
21. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
22. I'm richer than clabbered cream
23. His mouth ain't no prayer book
24. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
25. Money thinks I'm dead
26. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
27. Every garden has some weeds
28. His cheese slid off his cracker
29. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
30. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
31. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
32. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
33. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
34. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
35. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
36. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
37. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
38. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
39. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
40. I've fallen on stony ground
41. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
42. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
43. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
44. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
45. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
46. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
47. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
48. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
49. Figures don't lie, but liars figure