Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. There ain't no flies on me
2. Figures don't lie, but liars figure
3. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
4. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
5. I'm as poor as gully dirt
6. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
7. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
8. His cheese slid off his cracker
9. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
10. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
11. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
12. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
13. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
14. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
15. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
16. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
17. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
18. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
19. Grass don't grow on a busy street
20. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
21. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
22. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
23. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
24. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
25. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
26. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
27. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
28. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
29. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
30. I'm richer than clabbered cream
31. I've fallen on stony ground
32. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
33. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
34. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
35. He's two years older than dirt
36. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
37. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
38. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
39. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
40. Money thinks I'm dead
41. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
42. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
43. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
44. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
45. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
46. His mouth ain't no prayer book
47. Every garden has some weeds
48. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
49. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got