Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. There ain't no flies on me
2. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
3. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
4. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
5. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
6. I'm as poor as gully dirt
7. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
8. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
9. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
10. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
11. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
12. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
13. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
14. Money thinks I'm dead
15. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
16. His mouth ain't no prayer book
17. Figures don't lie, but liars figure
18. Every garden has some weeds
19. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
20. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
21. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
22. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
23. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
24. His cheese slid off his cracker
25. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
26. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
27. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
28. I've fallen on stony ground
29. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
30. I'm richer than clabbered cream
31. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
32. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
33. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
34. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
35. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
36. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
37. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
38. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
39. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
40. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
41. Grass don't grow on a busy street
42. He's two years older than dirt
43. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
44. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
45. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
46. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
47. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
48. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
49. Worryin' gives small things big shadows