He's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionWhen lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltGrassdon't growon a busystreetHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesThereain't noflies onmeYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersIf youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeI'm aspoor asgully dirtDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsThat'sputtin' thefat in thefireEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'Figuresdon't lie,but liarsfigureI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogI'm richerthanclabberedcreamSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotI've fallenon stonygroundIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethDon't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'Every crowthinks he'stheblackestEvery dogought tohave afew fleasNever kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHe's twoyearsolder thandirtI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassIf you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armMoneythinks I'mdeadTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasHischeeseslid off hiscrackerHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormHis mouthain't noprayerbookHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarEverygardenhas someweedsHe's asjumpy as acockroach ina fryin' panI'm sobroke Ican't payattentionWhen lifegives youscrapsmake a quiltGrassdon't growon a busystreetHe's ascrooked asa barrel fullof snakesThereain't noflies onmeYou can'tmake chickensalad out ofchickenfeathersIf youthrowed herin the river,she'd floatupstreamThe sundon't shineon the samedog all thetimeI'm aspoor asgully dirtDon't hit ahornet'snest with ashort stickHe's as lowas a snakein a wagontrackWorryin'gives smallthings bigshadowsThat'sputtin' thefat in thefireEven if youare in highcotton, don'tget aboveyour raisin'Figuresdon't lie,but liarsfigureI'm ashappy asa tick on afat dogI'm richerthanclabberedcreamSometimesyou get andsometimesyou get gotI've fallenon stonygroundIf dumb weredirt you'd beabout anacreHe's aboutas sharpas mashedpotatoesDon't givecherries topigs oradvice tofoolsShe hasenoughmouth for tenrows of teethDon't blamethe cowwhen themilk goessourThe engineis runnin' butain't nobodydrivin'Every crowthinks he'stheblackestEvery dogought tohave afew fleasNever kicka cowpatty on ahot dayHe's twoyearsolder thandirtI feel likea shortdog in tallgrassIf you wanthelp, lookto the endof your armMoneythinks I'mdeadTwistin' thetruth is likeputtin'perfume on apigHe's tougherthan a one-eared alleycatJust 'cause achicken haswings don'tmean it canflyIf you liedown withdogs, youget up withfleasHischeeseslid off hiscrackerHe's asuseful as apogo stick inquicksandWhatdoesn't killyou makesyou strongerIt ain't exactlyugly. It justlooks betterfrom adistanceEvery manneeds toskin hisown skunkHe sure ain'tsome boatyou'd tie offto in a stormHis mouthain't noprayerbookHe's aswelcome asa skunk at achurch picnicI'm too poorto paint andtoo proud towhitewashNeversmack aman chewin'tobaccoHoney issweet, butdon't lick itoff the briarEverygardenhas someweeds

Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
  1. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
  2. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
  3. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
  4. Grass don't grow on a busy street
  5. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
  6. There ain't no flies on me
  7. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
  8. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
  9. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
  10. I'm as poor as gully dirt
  11. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
  12. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
  13. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
  14. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
  15. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
  16. Figures don't lie, but liars figure
  17. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
  18. I'm richer than clabbered cream
  19. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
  20. I've fallen on stony ground
  21. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
  22. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
  23. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
  24. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
  25. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
  26. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
  27. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
  28. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
  29. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
  30. He's two years older than dirt
  31. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
  32. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
  33. Money thinks I'm dead
  34. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
  35. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
  36. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
  37. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
  38. His cheese slid off his cracker
  39. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
  40. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
  41. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
  42. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
  43. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
  44. His mouth ain't no prayer book
  45. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
  46. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
  47. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
  48. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
  49. Every garden has some weeds