Country Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. It ain't exactly ugly. It just looks better from a distance
2. I'm so broke I can't pay attention
3. Never kick a cow patty on a hot day
4. If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas
5. Grass don't grow on a busy street
6. That's puttin' the fat in the fire
7. He's as low as a snake in a wagon track
8. Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools
9. Don't blame the cow when the milk goes sour
10. I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog
11. He's as crooked as a barrel full of snakes
12. Every crow thinks he's the blackest
13. Worryin' gives small things big shadows
14. I've fallen on stony ground
15. He's two years older than dirt
16. If you throwed her in the river, she'd float upstream
17. He's as useful as a pogo stick in quicksand
18. I'm as poor as gully dirt
19. I'm too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash
20. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
21. Even if you are in high cotton, don't get above your raisin'
22. Figures don't lie, but liars figure
23. Every dog ought to have a few fleas
24. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes
25. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers
26. Don't hit a hornet's nest with a short stick
27. Every man needs to skin his own skunk
28. Just 'cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly
29. I'm richer than clabbered cream
30. The engine is runnin' but ain't nobody drivin'
31. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
32. Honey is sweet, but don't lick it off the briar
33. He sure ain't some boat you'd tie off to in a storm
34. She has enough mouth for ten rows of teeth
35. He's as welcome as a skunk at a church picnic
36. If dumb were dirt you'd be about an acre
37. If you want help, look to the end of your arm
38. Never smack a man chewin' tobacco
39. Twistin' the truth is like puttin' perfume on a pig
40. I feel like a short dog in tall grass
41. When life gives you scraps make a quilt
42. His mouth ain't no prayer book
43. He's tougher than a one-eared alley cat
44. There ain't no flies on me
45. His cheese slid off his cracker
46. The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time
47. He's as jumpy as a cockroach in a fryin' pan
48. Every garden has some weeds
49. Money thinks I'm dead