lied about eating your kids snack hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids Had a mommy meltdown used TV as a babysitter googled your kid's symptoms fought off laughing at your child used TV as a babysitter bribed your child to do anything been embarrassed by your child Forgotten school picture day had your child lie and say you weren't home used the bathroom with the door open Lost your patience in public and yelled said "okay" without knowing what it is pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner used your kid as an excuse not do something made your child pee in public let your kids eat food that fell on the floor been caught in the act by your kids stepped on a toy with your barefoot fantasized about not having kids lied about your child's age to get a discount chewed your childs food and put in their mouth "lost" a toy on purpose made a meal no one wanted to eat googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late sneezed and peed on yourself lied about eating your kids snack hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids Had a mommy meltdown used TV as a babysitter googled your kid's symptoms fought off laughing at your child used TV as a babysitter bribed your child to do anything been embarrassed by your child Forgotten school picture day had your child lie and say you weren't home used the bathroom with the door open Lost your patience in public and yelled said "okay" without knowing what it is pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner used your kid as an excuse not do something made your child pee in public let your kids eat food that fell on the floor been caught in the act by your kids stepped on a toy with your barefoot fantasized about not having kids lied about your child's age to get a discount chewed your childs food and put in their mouth "lost" a toy on purpose made a meal no one wanted to eat googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late sneezed and peed on yourself
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lied about eating your kids snack
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
Had a mommy meltdown
used TV as a babysitter
googled your kid's symptoms
fought off laughing at your child
used TV as a babysitter
bribed your child to do anything
been embarrassed by your child
Forgotten school picture day
had your child lie and say you weren't home
used the bathroom with the door open
Lost your patience in public and yelled
said "okay" without knowing what it is
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
used your kid as an excuse not do something
made your child pee in public
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
been caught in the act by your kids
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
fantasized about not having kids
lied about your child's age to get a discount
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
"lost" a toy on purpose
made a meal no one wanted to eat
googled your kid's symptoms
skipped a shower to avoid being late
sneezed and peed on yourself
