Forgotten school picture day said "okay" without knowing what it is Had a mommy meltdown sneezed and peed on yourself made a meal no one wanted to eat "lost" a toy on purpose hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids skipped a shower to avoid being late had your child lie and say you weren't home chewed your childs food and put in their mouth fantasized about not having kids used TV as a babysitter been embarrassed by your child fought off laughing at your child pretended to be sleep to ignore your child lied about eating your kids snack made your child pee in public bribed your child to do anything used TV as a babysitter let your kids eat food that fell on the floor Lost your patience in public and yelled let your kids eat cereal for dinner lied about your child's age to get a discount googled your kid's symptoms used the bathroom with the door open used your kid as an excuse not do something been caught in the act by your kids googled your kid's symptoms stepped on a toy with your barefoot Forgotten school picture day said "okay" without knowing what it is Had a mommy meltdown sneezed and peed on yourself made a meal no one wanted to eat "lost" a toy on purpose hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids skipped a shower to avoid being late had your child lie and say you weren't home chewed your childs food and put in their mouth fantasized about not having kids used TV as a babysitter been embarrassed by your child fought off laughing at your child pretended to be sleep to ignore your child lied about eating your kids snack made your child pee in public bribed your child to do anything used TV as a babysitter let your kids eat food that fell on the floor Lost your patience in public and yelled let your kids eat cereal for dinner lied about your child's age to get a discount googled your kid's symptoms used the bathroom with the door open used your kid as an excuse not do something been caught in the act by your kids googled your kid's symptoms stepped on a toy with your barefoot
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Forgotten school picture day
said "okay" without knowing what it is
Had a mommy meltdown
sneezed and peed on yourself
made a meal no one wanted to eat
"lost" a toy on purpose
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
skipped a shower to avoid being late
had your child lie and say you weren't home
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
fantasized about not having kids
used TV as a babysitter
been embarrassed by your child
fought off laughing at your child
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
lied about eating your kids snack
made your child pee in public
bribed your child to do anything
used TV as a babysitter
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
Lost your patience in public and yelled
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
lied about your child's age to get a discount
googled your kid's symptoms
used the bathroom with the door open
used your kid as an excuse not do something
been caught in the act by your kids
googled your kid's symptoms
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
