lied about your child's age to get a discount Lost your patience in public and yelled hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids made your child pee in public "lost" a toy on purpose made a meal no one wanted to eat Forgotten school picture day said "okay" without knowing what it is googled your kid's symptoms stepped on a toy with your barefoot used TV as a babysitter used TV as a babysitter used the bathroom with the door open sneezed and peed on yourself lied about eating your kids snack been embarrassed by your child been caught in the act by your kids chewed your childs food and put in their mouth googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late used your kid as an excuse not do something fantasized about not having kids let your kids eat food that fell on the floor pretended to be sleep to ignore your child had your child lie and say you weren't home bribed your child to do anything let your kids eat cereal for dinner fought off laughing at your child Had a mommy meltdown lied about your child's age to get a discount Lost your patience in public and yelled hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids made your child pee in public "lost" a toy on purpose made a meal no one wanted to eat Forgotten school picture day said "okay" without knowing what it is googled your kid's symptoms stepped on a toy with your barefoot used TV as a babysitter used TV as a babysitter used the bathroom with the door open sneezed and peed on yourself lied about eating your kids snack been embarrassed by your child been caught in the act by your kids chewed your childs food and put in their mouth googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late used your kid as an excuse not do something fantasized about not having kids let your kids eat food that fell on the floor pretended to be sleep to ignore your child had your child lie and say you weren't home bribed your child to do anything let your kids eat cereal for dinner fought off laughing at your child Had a mommy meltdown
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lied about your child's age to get a discount
Lost your patience in public and yelled
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
made your child pee in public
"lost" a toy on purpose
made a meal no one wanted to eat
Forgotten school picture day
said "okay" without knowing what it is
googled your kid's symptoms
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
used TV as a babysitter
used TV as a babysitter
used the bathroom with the door open
sneezed and peed on yourself
lied about eating your kids snack
been embarrassed by your child
been caught in the act by your kids
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
googled your kid's symptoms
skipped a shower to avoid being late
used your kid as an excuse not do something
fantasized about not having kids
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
had your child lie and say you weren't home
bribed your child to do anything
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
fought off laughing at your child
Had a mommy meltdown
