bribed your child to do anything skipped a shower to avoid being late let your kids eat food that fell on the floor lied about your child's age to get a discount used your kid as an excuse not do something sneezed and peed on yourself Lost your patience in public and yelled used TV as a babysitter let your kids eat cereal for dinner had your child lie and say you weren't home chewed your childs food and put in their mouth fought off laughing at your child hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids made a meal no one wanted to eat Had a mommy meltdown said "okay" without knowing what it is lied about eating your kids snack used TV as a babysitter "lost" a toy on purpose been caught in the act by your kids googled your kid's symptoms Forgotten school picture day used the bathroom with the door open stepped on a toy with your barefoot googled your kid's symptoms made your child pee in public pretended to be sleep to ignore your child fantasized about not having kids been embarrassed by your child bribed your child to do anything skipped a shower to avoid being late let your kids eat food that fell on the floor lied about your child's age to get a discount used your kid as an excuse not do something sneezed and peed on yourself Lost your patience in public and yelled used TV as a babysitter let your kids eat cereal for dinner had your child lie and say you weren't home chewed your childs food and put in their mouth fought off laughing at your child hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids made a meal no one wanted to eat Had a mommy meltdown said "okay" without knowing what it is lied about eating your kids snack used TV as a babysitter "lost" a toy on purpose been caught in the act by your kids googled your kid's symptoms Forgotten school picture day used the bathroom with the door open stepped on a toy with your barefoot googled your kid's symptoms made your child pee in public pretended to be sleep to ignore your child fantasized about not having kids been embarrassed by your child
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bribed your child to do anything
skipped a shower to avoid being late
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
lied about your child's age to get a discount
used your kid as an excuse not do something
sneezed and peed on yourself
Lost your patience in public and yelled
used TV as a babysitter
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
had your child lie and say you weren't home
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
fought off laughing at your child
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
made a meal no one wanted to eat
Had a mommy meltdown
said "okay" without knowing what it is
lied about eating your kids snack
used TV as a babysitter
"lost" a toy on purpose
been caught in the act by your kids
googled your kid's symptoms
Forgotten school picture day
used the bathroom with the door open
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
googled your kid's symptoms
made your child pee in public
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
fantasized about not having kids
been embarrassed by your child
