"lost" a toy on purpose bribed your child to do anything lied about your child's age to get a discount been embarrassed by your child had your child lie and say you weren't home fantasized about not having kids fought off laughing at your child stepped on a toy with your barefoot chewed your childs food and put in their mouth pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner skipped a shower to avoid being late googled your kid's symptoms used the bathroom with the door open used TV as a babysitter lied about eating your kids snack sneezed and peed on yourself said "okay" without knowing what it is Forgotten school picture day been caught in the act by your kids hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids Had a mommy meltdown made your child pee in public used your kid as an excuse not do something made a meal no one wanted to eat used TV as a babysitter googled your kid's symptoms Lost your patience in public and yelled let your kids eat food that fell on the floor "lost" a toy on purpose bribed your child to do anything lied about your child's age to get a discount been embarrassed by your child had your child lie and say you weren't home fantasized about not having kids fought off laughing at your child stepped on a toy with your barefoot chewed your childs food and put in their mouth pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner skipped a shower to avoid being late googled your kid's symptoms used the bathroom with the door open used TV as a babysitter lied about eating your kids snack sneezed and peed on yourself said "okay" without knowing what it is Forgotten school picture day been caught in the act by your kids hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids Had a mommy meltdown made your child pee in public used your kid as an excuse not do something made a meal no one wanted to eat used TV as a babysitter googled your kid's symptoms Lost your patience in public and yelled let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
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"lost" a toy on purpose
bribed your child to do anything
lied about your child's age to get a discount
been embarrassed by your child
had your child lie and say you weren't home
fantasized about not having kids
fought off laughing at your child
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
skipped a shower to avoid being late
googled your kid's symptoms
used the bathroom with the door open
used TV as a babysitter
lied about eating your kids snack
sneezed and peed on yourself
said "okay" without knowing what it is
Forgotten school picture day
been caught in the act by your kids
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
Had a mommy meltdown
made your child pee in public
used your kid as an excuse not do something
made a meal no one wanted to eat
used TV as a babysitter
googled your kid's symptoms
Lost your patience in public and yelled
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
