sneezed and peed on yourself googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late bribed your child to do anything had your child lie and say you weren't home "lost" a toy on purpose used TV as a babysitter Lost your patience in public and yelled Forgotten school picture day let your kids eat food that fell on the floor made your child pee in public hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids used your kid as an excuse not do something said "okay" without knowing what it is been embarrassed by your child chewed your childs food and put in their mouth used TV as a babysitter fought off laughing at your child fantasized about not having kids been caught in the act by your kids pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner googled your kid's symptoms lied about your child's age to get a discount made a meal no one wanted to eat stepped on a toy with your barefoot lied about eating your kids snack used the bathroom with the door open Had a mommy meltdown sneezed and peed on yourself googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late bribed your child to do anything had your child lie and say you weren't home "lost" a toy on purpose used TV as a babysitter Lost your patience in public and yelled Forgotten school picture day let your kids eat food that fell on the floor made your child pee in public hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids used your kid as an excuse not do something said "okay" without knowing what it is been embarrassed by your child chewed your childs food and put in their mouth used TV as a babysitter fought off laughing at your child fantasized about not having kids been caught in the act by your kids pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner googled your kid's symptoms lied about your child's age to get a discount made a meal no one wanted to eat stepped on a toy with your barefoot lied about eating your kids snack used the bathroom with the door open Had a mommy meltdown
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sneezed and peed on yourself
googled your kid's symptoms
skipped a shower to avoid being late
bribed your child to do anything
had your child lie and say you weren't home
"lost" a toy on purpose
used TV as a babysitter
Lost your patience in public and yelled
Forgotten school picture day
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
made your child pee in public
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
used your kid as an excuse not do something
said "okay" without knowing what it is
been embarrassed by your child
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
used TV as a babysitter
fought off laughing at your child
fantasized about not having kids
been caught in the act by your kids
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
googled your kid's symptoms
lied about your child's age to get a discount
made a meal no one wanted to eat
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
lied about eating your kids snack
used the bathroom with the door open
Had a mommy meltdown
