been caught in the act by your kids "lost" a toy on purpose Forgotten school picture day Had a mommy meltdown let your kids eat food that fell on the floor lied about eating your kids snack stepped on a toy with your barefoot bribed your child to do anything used the bathroom with the door open used your kid as an excuse not do something googled your kid's symptoms said "okay" without knowing what it is used TV as a babysitter chewed your childs food and put in their mouth sneezed and peed on yourself lied about your child's age to get a discount googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late pretended to be sleep to ignore your child hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids Lost your patience in public and yelled used TV as a babysitter made your child pee in public let your kids eat cereal for dinner been embarrassed by your child had your child lie and say you weren't home made a meal no one wanted to eat fought off laughing at your child fantasized about not having kids been caught in the act by your kids "lost" a toy on purpose Forgotten school picture day Had a mommy meltdown let your kids eat food that fell on the floor lied about eating your kids snack stepped on a toy with your barefoot bribed your child to do anything used the bathroom with the door open used your kid as an excuse not do something googled your kid's symptoms said "okay" without knowing what it is used TV as a babysitter chewed your childs food and put in their mouth sneezed and peed on yourself lied about your child's age to get a discount googled your kid's symptoms skipped a shower to avoid being late pretended to be sleep to ignore your child hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids Lost your patience in public and yelled used TV as a babysitter made your child pee in public let your kids eat cereal for dinner been embarrassed by your child had your child lie and say you weren't home made a meal no one wanted to eat fought off laughing at your child fantasized about not having kids
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been caught in the act by your kids
"lost" a toy on purpose
Forgotten school picture day
Had a mommy meltdown
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
lied about eating your kids snack
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
bribed your child to do anything
used the bathroom with the door open
used your kid as an excuse not do something
googled your kid's symptoms
said "okay" without knowing what it is
used TV as a babysitter
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
sneezed and peed on yourself
lied about your child's age to get a discount
googled your kid's symptoms
skipped a shower to avoid being late
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
Lost your patience in public and yelled
used TV as a babysitter
made your child pee in public
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
been embarrassed by your child
had your child lie and say you weren't home
made a meal no one wanted to eat
fought off laughing at your child
fantasized about not having kids
