googled your kid's symptoms used your kid as an excuse not do something pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner googled your kid's symptoms fantasized about not having kids hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids been embarrassed by your child Forgotten school picture day Lost your patience in public and yelled fought off laughing at your child made your child pee in public lied about eating your kids snack let your kids eat food that fell on the floor used TV as a babysitter stepped on a toy with your barefoot had your child lie and say you weren't home lied about your child's age to get a discount chewed your childs food and put in their mouth bribed your child to do anything said "okay" without knowing what it is "lost" a toy on purpose sneezed and peed on yourself Had a mommy meltdown skipped a shower to avoid being late used the bathroom with the door open been caught in the act by your kids used TV as a babysitter made a meal no one wanted to eat googled your kid's symptoms used your kid as an excuse not do something pretended to be sleep to ignore your child let your kids eat cereal for dinner googled your kid's symptoms fantasized about not having kids hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids been embarrassed by your child Forgotten school picture day Lost your patience in public and yelled fought off laughing at your child made your child pee in public lied about eating your kids snack let your kids eat food that fell on the floor used TV as a babysitter stepped on a toy with your barefoot had your child lie and say you weren't home lied about your child's age to get a discount chewed your childs food and put in their mouth bribed your child to do anything said "okay" without knowing what it is "lost" a toy on purpose sneezed and peed on yourself Had a mommy meltdown skipped a shower to avoid being late used the bathroom with the door open been caught in the act by your kids used TV as a babysitter made a meal no one wanted to eat
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googled your kid's symptoms
used your kid as an excuse not do something
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
googled your kid's symptoms
fantasized about not having kids
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
been embarrassed by your child
Forgotten school picture day
Lost your patience in public and yelled
fought off laughing at your child
made your child pee in public
lied about eating your kids snack
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
used TV as a babysitter
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
had your child lie and say you weren't home
lied about your child's age to get a discount
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
bribed your child to do anything
said "okay" without knowing what it is
"lost" a toy on purpose
sneezed and peed on yourself
Had a mommy meltdown
skipped a shower to avoid being late
used the bathroom with the door open
been caught in the act by your kids
used TV as a babysitter
made a meal no one wanted to eat
