lied about eating your kids snack used TV as a babysitter stepped on a toy with your barefoot used the bathroom with the door open googled your kid's symptoms lied about your child's age to get a discount hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids fantasized about not having kids "lost" a toy on purpose Had a mommy meltdown used your kid as an excuse not do something made a meal no one wanted to eat chewed your childs food and put in their mouth bribed your child to do anything fought off laughing at your child Lost your patience in public and yelled been embarrassed by your child sneezed and peed on yourself made your child pee in public googled your kid's symptoms said "okay" without knowing what it is Forgotten school picture day had your child lie and say you weren't home let your kids eat cereal for dinner skipped a shower to avoid being late let your kids eat food that fell on the floor used TV as a babysitter pretended to be sleep to ignore your child been caught in the act by your kids lied about eating your kids snack used TV as a babysitter stepped on a toy with your barefoot used the bathroom with the door open googled your kid's symptoms lied about your child's age to get a discount hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids fantasized about not having kids "lost" a toy on purpose Had a mommy meltdown used your kid as an excuse not do something made a meal no one wanted to eat chewed your childs food and put in their mouth bribed your child to do anything fought off laughing at your child Lost your patience in public and yelled been embarrassed by your child sneezed and peed on yourself made your child pee in public googled your kid's symptoms said "okay" without knowing what it is Forgotten school picture day had your child lie and say you weren't home let your kids eat cereal for dinner skipped a shower to avoid being late let your kids eat food that fell on the floor used TV as a babysitter pretended to be sleep to ignore your child been caught in the act by your kids
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lied about eating your kids snack
used TV as a babysitter
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
used the bathroom with the door open
googled your kid's symptoms
lied about your child's age to get a discount
hid in the bathroom to hide from your kids
fantasized about not having kids
"lost" a toy on purpose
Had a mommy meltdown
used your kid as an excuse not do something
made a meal no one wanted to eat
chewed your childs food and put in their mouth
bribed your child to do anything
fought off laughing at your child
Lost your patience in public and yelled
been embarrassed by your child
sneezed and peed on yourself
made your child pee in public
googled your kid's symptoms
said "okay" without knowing what it is
Forgotten school picture day
had your child lie and say you weren't home
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
skipped a shower to avoid being late
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
used TV as a babysitter
pretended to be sleep to ignore your child
been caught in the act by your kids
