lied to your child about anything made a meal no one wanted been caught in the act used cough syrup to get kids to sleep been embarassed by your child had your child lie and say you weren't home lied about your child's age to get a discount used the bathroom with the door open did your child's homework hid in the bathroom from your kids used your kid as an excuse not to do something fought off laughing at your child lost your patience in public and yelled let your kids eat food that fell on the floor spent your child's birthday money stepped on a toy with your barefoot faked sleep to ignore your kids said okay without knowing to what fantasized about not having kids let your kids eat cereal for dinner sneezed and peed on yourself had a mommy meltdown wiped kid's face with spit on finger used TV as a babysitter bribed your child to do anything threw away your child's artwork lost a toy on purpose left the house pantiless lied to your child about anything made a meal no one wanted been caught in the act used cough syrup to get kids to sleep been embarassed by your child had your child lie and say you weren't home lied about your child's age to get a discount used the bathroom with the door open did your child's homework hid in the bathroom from your kids used your kid as an excuse not to do something fought off laughing at your child lost your patience in public and yelled let your kids eat food that fell on the floor spent your child's birthday money stepped on a toy with your barefoot faked sleep to ignore your kids said okay without knowing to what fantasized about not having kids let your kids eat cereal for dinner sneezed and peed on yourself had a mommy meltdown wiped kid's face with spit on finger used TV as a babysitter bribed your child to do anything threw away your child's artwork lost a toy on purpose left the house pantiless
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lied to your child about anything
made a meal no one wanted
been caught in the act
used cough syrup to get kids to sleep
been embarassed by your child
had your child lie and say you weren't home
lied about your child's age to get a discount
used the bathroom with the door open
did your child's homework
hid in the bathroom from your kids
used your kid as an excuse not to do something
fought off laughing at your child
lost your patience in public and yelled
let your kids eat food that fell on the floor
spent your child's birthday money
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
faked sleep to ignore your kids
said okay without knowing to what
fantasized about not having kids
let your kids eat cereal for dinner
sneezed and peed on yourself
had a mommy meltdown
wiped kid's face with spit on finger
used TV as a babysitter
bribed your child to do anything
threw away your child's artwork
lost a toy on purpose
left the house pantiless
