"Did YouSign theGuestBook?"There’ssome kindof TechnicalDifficulty"Welcome tothe Family,"Followed by anAwkwardNickname ofSome SortsAlienatingInsideJokesGroom MakingHis Sibling the"Best Man"Out ofObligationCheesyRomanticSong*InappropriatelySexual StoryTold by BestFriend*Bride isBeing a TotalB*tch, ButIt's Okay!"Is thisCakeGlutenFree?"LongSpeechfrom Maidof HonorSomeoneGets DrunkOut of TheirF*cking Mindon White Wine"EngagementRing, WeddingRing,Suffering" *cuelaughter*Speaker Triesto Not-so-Subtly Bring UpThat They Paidfor the Wedding“It’ll BeYour TurnOne Day”Insinuating JokeTowards theBride/Groom,letting Them KnowThat They KnowThey'll be F*ckingLater"WeWrote OurOwnVows"*Romantic SongPlaying* (Take theSpace Marked "CheesyRomantic Song" if It's"Thinking Out Loud","All of Me", "1000Years", or any othersong within that samegenreBride/GroomareMentionedby NameCrying Sweepstakes!Mark This Spot ifMother/Father of theBride, One of theBridesmaids/Maid ofHonor (Or even just arandom female guest!),or the Best Man/Ushercries*InsertMisogynisticStatementHere*SomeoneAwkwardlyWalkingGuests toTheir SeatFight totheBouquetA CheesyPoem orQuote isUsedFind an Exof theBride/Groom"Did YouSign theGuestBook?"There’ssome kindof TechnicalDifficulty"Welcome tothe Family,"Followed by anAwkwardNickname ofSome SortsAlienatingInsideJokesGroom MakingHis Sibling the"Best Man"Out ofObligationCheesyRomanticSong*InappropriatelySexual StoryTold by BestFriend*Bride isBeing a TotalB*tch, ButIt's Okay!"Is thisCakeGlutenFree?"LongSpeechfrom Maidof HonorSomeoneGets DrunkOut of TheirF*cking Mindon White Wine"EngagementRing, WeddingRing,Suffering" *cuelaughter*Speaker Triesto Not-so-Subtly Bring UpThat They Paidfor the Wedding“It’ll BeYour TurnOne Day”Insinuating JokeTowards theBride/Groom,letting Them KnowThat They KnowThey'll be F*ckingLater"WeWrote OurOwnVows"*Romantic SongPlaying* (Take theSpace Marked "CheesyRomantic Song" if It's"Thinking Out Loud","All of Me", "1000Years", or any othersong within that samegenreBride/GroomareMentionedby NameCrying Sweepstakes!Mark This Spot ifMother/Father of theBride, One of theBridesmaids/Maid ofHonor (Or even just arandom female guest!),or the Best Man/Ushercries*InsertMisogynisticStatementHere*SomeoneAwkwardlyWalkingGuests toTheir SeatFight totheBouquetA CheesyPoem orQuote isUsedFind an Exof theBride/Groom

Every Wedding Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Did You Sign the Guest Book?"
  2. There’s some kind of Technical Difficulty
  3. "Welcome to the Family," Followed by an Awkward Nickname of Some Sorts
  4. Alienating Inside Jokes
  5. Groom Making His Sibling the "Best Man" Out of Obligation
  6. Cheesy Romantic Song
  7. *Inappropriately Sexual Story Told by Best Friend*
  8. Bride is Being a Total B*tch, But It's Okay!
  9. "Is this Cake Gluten Free?"
  10. Long Speech from Maid of Honor
  11. Someone Gets Drunk Out of Their F*cking Mind on White Wine
  12. "Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering" *cue laughter*
  13. Speaker Tries to Not-so-Subtly Bring Up That They Paid for the Wedding
  14. “It’ll Be Your Turn One Day”
  15. Insinuating Joke Towards the Bride/Groom, letting Them Know That They Know They'll be F*cking Later
  16. "We Wrote Our Own Vows"
  17. *Romantic Song Playing* (Take the Space Marked "Cheesy Romantic Song" if It's "Thinking Out Loud", "All of Me", "1000 Years", or any other song within that same genre
  18. Bride/Groom are Mentioned by Name
  19. Crying Sweepstakes! Mark This Spot if Mother/Father of the Bride, One of the Bridesmaids/Maid of Honor (Or even just a random female guest!), or the Best Man/Usher cries
  20. *Insert Misogynistic Statement Here*
  21. Someone Awkwardly Walking Guests to Their Seat
  22. Fight to the Bouquet
  23. A Cheesy Poem or Quote is Used
  24. Find an Ex of the Bride/Groom