*InsertMisogynisticStatementHere*CheesyRomanticSongFight totheBouquetThere’ssome kindof TechnicalDifficultyBride isBeing a TotalB*tch, ButIt's Okay!*InappropriatelySexual StoryTold by BestFriend*"Welcome tothe Family,"Followed by anAwkwardNickname ofSome SortsInsinuating JokeTowards theBride/Groom,letting Them KnowThat They KnowThey'll be F*ckingLaterFind an Exof theBride/Groom“It’ll BeYour TurnOne Day”"EngagementRing, WeddingRing,Suffering" *cuelaughter*Groom MakingHis Sibling the"Best Man"Out ofObligationLongSpeechfrom Maidof Honor*Romantic SongPlaying* (Take theSpace Marked "CheesyRomantic Song" if It's"Thinking Out Loud","All of Me", "1000Years", or any othersong within that samegenreSpeaker Triesto Not-so-Subtly Bring UpThat They Paidfor the WeddingBride/GroomareMentionedby NameCrying Sweepstakes!Mark This Spot ifMother/Father of theBride, One of theBridesmaids/Maid ofHonor (Or even just arandom female guest!),or the Best Man/UshercriesSomeoneAwkwardlyWalkingGuests toTheir SeatA CheesyPoem orQuote isUsed"WeWrote OurOwnVows"SomeoneGets DrunkOut of TheirF*cking Mindon White WineAlienatingInsideJokes"Is thisCakeGlutenFree?""Did YouSign theGuestBook?"*InsertMisogynisticStatementHere*CheesyRomanticSongFight totheBouquetThere’ssome kindof TechnicalDifficultyBride isBeing a TotalB*tch, ButIt's Okay!*InappropriatelySexual StoryTold by BestFriend*"Welcome tothe Family,"Followed by anAwkwardNickname ofSome SortsInsinuating JokeTowards theBride/Groom,letting Them KnowThat They KnowThey'll be F*ckingLaterFind an Exof theBride/Groom“It’ll BeYour TurnOne Day”"EngagementRing, WeddingRing,Suffering" *cuelaughter*Groom MakingHis Sibling the"Best Man"Out ofObligationLongSpeechfrom Maidof Honor*Romantic SongPlaying* (Take theSpace Marked "CheesyRomantic Song" if It's"Thinking Out Loud","All of Me", "1000Years", or any othersong within that samegenreSpeaker Triesto Not-so-Subtly Bring UpThat They Paidfor the WeddingBride/GroomareMentionedby NameCrying Sweepstakes!Mark This Spot ifMother/Father of theBride, One of theBridesmaids/Maid ofHonor (Or even just arandom female guest!),or the Best Man/UshercriesSomeoneAwkwardlyWalkingGuests toTheir SeatA CheesyPoem orQuote isUsed"WeWrote OurOwnVows"SomeoneGets DrunkOut of TheirF*cking Mindon White WineAlienatingInsideJokes"Is thisCakeGlutenFree?""Did YouSign theGuestBook?"

Every Wedding Ever - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *Insert Misogynistic Statement Here*
  2. Cheesy Romantic Song
  3. Fight to the Bouquet
  4. There’s some kind of Technical Difficulty
  5. Bride is Being a Total B*tch, But It's Okay!
  6. *Inappropriately Sexual Story Told by Best Friend*
  7. "Welcome to the Family," Followed by an Awkward Nickname of Some Sorts
  8. Insinuating Joke Towards the Bride/Groom, letting Them Know That They Know They'll be F*cking Later
  9. Find an Ex of the Bride/Groom
  10. “It’ll Be Your Turn One Day”
  11. "Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering" *cue laughter*
  12. Groom Making His Sibling the "Best Man" Out of Obligation
  13. Long Speech from Maid of Honor
  14. *Romantic Song Playing* (Take the Space Marked "Cheesy Romantic Song" if It's "Thinking Out Loud", "All of Me", "1000 Years", or any other song within that same genre
  15. Speaker Tries to Not-so-Subtly Bring Up That They Paid for the Wedding
  16. Bride/Groom are Mentioned by Name
  17. Crying Sweepstakes! Mark This Spot if Mother/Father of the Bride, One of the Bridesmaids/Maid of Honor (Or even just a random female guest!), or the Best Man/Usher cries
  18. Someone Awkwardly Walking Guests to Their Seat
  19. A Cheesy Poem or Quote is Used
  20. "We Wrote Our Own Vows"
  21. Someone Gets Drunk Out of Their F*cking Mind on White Wine
  22. Alienating Inside Jokes
  23. "Is this Cake Gluten Free?"
  24. "Did You Sign the Guest Book?"