"I needyou to notcough onme.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Wherewereyou?""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Wherewereyou?""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I need you to not cough on me."
  2. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  3. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  4. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  5. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  6. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  7. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  8. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  9. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  10. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  11. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  12. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  13. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  14. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  15. "Where were you?"
  16. "I need you to not be sick again."
  17. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  18. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  19. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  20. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  21. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  22. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  23. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  24. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."