"Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Wherewereyou?""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I needyou to notcough onme.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Wherewereyou?""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I needyou to notcough onme.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  2. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  3. "Where were you?"
  4. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  5. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  6. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  7. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  8. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  9. "I need you to not be sick again."
  10. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  11. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  12. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  13. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  14. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  15. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  16. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  17. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  18. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  19. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  20. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  21. "I need you to not cough on me."
  22. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  23. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  24. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."