"Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied.I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Wherewereyou?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""I needyou to notcough onme.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied.I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Wherewereyou?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""I needyou to notcough onme.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  2. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  3. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  4. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  5. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  6. "I need you to not be sick again."
  7. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  8. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  9. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  10. "Where were you?"
  11. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  12. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  13. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  14. "I need you to not cough on me."
  15. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  16. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  17. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  18. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  19. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  20. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  21. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  22. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  23. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  24. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."