"Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Wherewereyou?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""I needyou to notcough onme.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Wherewereyou?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""I needyou to notcough onme.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  2. "Where were you?"
  3. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  4. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  5. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  6. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  7. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  8. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  9. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  10. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  11. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  12. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  13. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  14. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  15. "I need you to not be sick again."
  16. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  17. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  18. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  19. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  20. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  21. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  22. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  23. "I need you to not cough on me."
  24. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."