"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"I needyou to notcough onme.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Wherewereyou?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"I needyou to notcough onme.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Wherewereyou?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  2. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  3. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  4. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  5. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  6. "I need you to not cough on me."
  7. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  8. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  9. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  10. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  11. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  12. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  13. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  14. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  15. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  16. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  17. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  18. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  19. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  20. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  21. "Where were you?"
  22. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  23. "I need you to not be sick again."
  24. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?