"Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Wherewereyou?""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Wherewereyou?""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  2. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  3. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  4. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  5. "I need you to not be sick again."
  6. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  7. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  8. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  9. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  10. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  11. "I need you to not cough on me."
  12. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  13. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  14. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  15. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  16. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  17. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  18. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  19. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  20. "Where were you?"
  21. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  22. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  23. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  24. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."