"Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Wherewereyou?""I needyou to notcough onme.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Wherewereyou?""I needyou to notcough onme.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  2. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  3. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  4. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  5. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  6. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  7. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  8. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  9. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  10. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  11. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  12. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  13. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  14. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  15. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  16. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  17. "I need you to not be sick again."
  18. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  19. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  20. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  21. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  22. "Where were you?"
  23. "I need you to not cough on me."
  24. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?