"I needyou to notbe sickagain.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Wherewereyou?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I needyou to notcough onme.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Wherewereyou?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I needyou to notcough onme."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I need you to not be sick again."
  2. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  3. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  4. "Where were you?"
  5. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  6. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  7. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  8. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  9. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  10. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  11. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  12. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  13. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  14. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  15. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  16. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  17. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  18. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  19. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  20. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  21. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  22. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  23. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  24. "I need you to not cough on me."