"The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I needyou to notcough onme.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Wherewereyou?""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"I needyou to notcough onme.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Wherewereyou?""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied.

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  2. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  3. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  4. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  5. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  6. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  7. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  8. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  9. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  10. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  11. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  12. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  13. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  14. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  15. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  16. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  17. "I need you to not cough on me."
  18. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  19. "I need you to not be sick again."
  20. "Where were you?"
  21. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  22. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  23. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  24. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.