"I needyou to notcough onme.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Wherewereyou?""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Wherewereyou?""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I need you to not cough on me."
  2. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  3. "Where were you?"
  4. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  5. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  6. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  7. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  8. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  9. "I need you to not be sick again."
  10. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  11. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  12. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  13. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  14. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  15. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  16. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  17. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  18. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  19. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  20. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  21. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  22. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  23. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  24. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."