"Wherewereyou?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""I needyou to notcough onme.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Wherewereyou?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""I needyou to notcough onme.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Where were you?"
  2. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  3. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  4. "I need you to not be sick again."
  5. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  6. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  7. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  8. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  9. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  10. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  11. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  12. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  13. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  14. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  15. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  16. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  17. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  18. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  19. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  20. "I need you to not cough on me."
  21. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  22. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  23. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  24. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."