I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Wherewereyou?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Wherewereyou?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  2. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  3. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  4. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  5. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  6. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  7. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  8. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  9. "I need you to not be sick again."
  10. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  11. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  12. "I need you to not cough on me."
  13. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  14. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  15. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  16. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  17. "Where were you?"
  18. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  19. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  20. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  21. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  22. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  23. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  24. "You're not going to make me sick are you?