"I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Wherewereyou?""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?"I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""Wherewereyou?""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  2. "I need you to not be sick again."
  3. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  4. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  5. "I need you to not cough on me."
  6. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  7. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  8. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  9. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  10. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  11. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  12. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  13. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  14. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  15. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  16. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  17. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  18. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  19. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  20. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  21. "Where were you?"
  22. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  23. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  24. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."