"Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Wherewereyou?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""Wherewereyou?""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?"Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""I needyou to notcough onme.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu."I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  2. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  3. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."
  4. "Where were you?"
  5. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  6. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  7. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  8. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  9. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  10. "I need you to not cough on me."
  11. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  12. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  13. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  14. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  15. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  16. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  17. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  18. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  19. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  20. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  21. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  22. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  23. "I need you to not be sick again."
  24. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."