"The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Wherewereyou?""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I needyou to notcough onme.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick.""The mail piledup for two days.Why did younot take care ofthe mail?"Did youget yourboyfriendsick too?""Why are youhere? Sick?Gross." *walks awaysatisfied."Uh oh,you stilllook veryvery sick.""Uh oh, how areyou feeling?*interrupts.... "wellI've been moresick than you willever be.""You weren't sick,were you? You were just visitingyour parents andasking for money.""Where wereyou the lasttwo days? Ineeded youhere.""Your face looks ill.You should go home. Wait, where are yougoing? Take somemail with you.""You're notgoing tomake mesick are you?I just heardyou sneeze.Get awayfrom me.""Why didn't youwear makeup tocover the upyour flu-riddenface?""You're still sick,aren't you? No?Yes, I think Iknow betterthan you.""I can'tbelieve youjust left mehere to fendfor myself.""Wherewereyou?""Let me tellyou aboutthe time Ihad the flu.""I called you for thelast two days andyou never picked up.Where were you?Sick? No youweren't. I think Iwould know.""Did youcatch itfrom yourboyfriend?"You couldn't payme to get the flu. Seriously, youcould not pay meto get the flu.""I needyou to notbe sickagain.""Uh oh.Someonegot theflu.""The printerbroke while youwere away.What happenedto it?""I needyou to notcough onme.""Almosthospitalized?Pshh, you'venever had the flulike I've had theflu. Trust me.""Don't getme sick. Ican NOTbe sick."

IDIOT BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "The mail piled up for two days. Why did you not take care of the mail?
  2. "Did you get your boyfriend sick too?"
  3. "Why are you here? Sick? Gross." *walks away satisfied.
  4. "Uh oh, you still look very very sick."
  5. "Uh oh, how are you feeling? *interrupts.... "well I've been more sick than you will ever be."
  6. "You weren't sick, were you? You were just visiting your parents and asking for money."
  7. "Where were you the last two days? I needed you here."
  8. "Your face looks ill. You should go home. Wait, where are you going? Take some mail with you."
  9. "You're not going to make me sick are you?
  10. I just heard you sneeze. Get away from me."
  11. "Why didn't you wear makeup to cover the up your flu-ridden face?"
  12. "You're still sick, aren't you? No? Yes, I think I know better than you."
  13. "I can't believe you just left me here to fend for myself."
  14. "Where were you?"
  15. "Let me tell you about the time I had the flu."
  16. "I called you for the last two days and you never picked up. Where were you? Sick? No you weren't. I think I would know."
  17. "Did you catch it from your boyfriend?
  18. "You couldn't pay me to get the flu. Seriously, you could not pay me to get the flu."
  19. "I need you to not be sick again."
  20. "Uh oh. Someone got the flu."
  21. "The printer broke while you were away. What happened to it?"
  22. "I need you to not cough on me."
  23. "Almost hospitalized? Pshh, you've never had the flu like I've had the flu. Trust me."
  24. "Don't get me sick. I can NOT be sick."