ComparesStalin toHitlerRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Makeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issue“Bureaucracy”Sides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Suggestssplitting andforming anew partyAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcause“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”ComparesStalin toHitlerRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Makeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issue“Bureaucracy”Sides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Suggestssplitting andforming anew partyAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcause“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  2. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  3. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  4. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  5. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  6. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  7. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  8. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  9. “Bureaucracy”
  10. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  11. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  12. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  13. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  14. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  15. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  16. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”