“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Sides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Finishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream state“Bureaucracy”Unironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyComparesStalin toHitler“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Sides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Finishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream state“Bureaucracy”Unironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyComparesStalin toHitler

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  2. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  3. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  4. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  5. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  6. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  7. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  8. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  9. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  10. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  11. “Bureaucracy”
  12. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  13. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  14. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  15. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  16. Compares Stalin to Hitler