SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutions“Bureaucracy”Rejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcause“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Suggestssplitting andforming anew partyComparesStalin toHitlerSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutions“Bureaucracy”Rejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcause“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Suggestssplitting andforming anew partyComparesStalin toHitlerSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentence

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

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  1. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  2. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  3. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  4. “Bureaucracy”
  5. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  6. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  7. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  8. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  9. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  10. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  11. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  12. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  13. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  14. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  15. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  16. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence