Unironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleComparesStalin toHitlerSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsSuggestssplitting andforming anew party“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Attributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Alienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutions“Bureaucracy”Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleComparesStalin toHitlerSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsSuggestssplitting andforming anew party“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Attributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Alienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutions“Bureaucracy”Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream state

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  2. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  3. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  4. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  5. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  6. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  7. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  8. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  9. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  10. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  11. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  12. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  13. “Bureaucracy”
  14. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  15. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  16. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state