Sides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisie“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”ComparesStalin toHitlerAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issue“Bureaucracy”Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Suggestssplitting andforming anew partySides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisie“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”ComparesStalin toHitlerAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issue“Bureaucracy”Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Suggestssplitting andforming anew party

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

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  1. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  2. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  3. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  4. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  5. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  6. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  7. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  8. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  9. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  10. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  11. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  12. “Bureaucracy”
  13. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  14. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  15. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  16. Suggests splitting and forming a new party