Sides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himself“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Makeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolution“Bureaucracy”Turns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”ComparesStalin toHitlerSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsRejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateDevotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himself“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Makeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolution“Bureaucracy”Turns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”ComparesStalin toHitlerSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossible

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

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  1. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  2. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  3. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  4. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  5. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  6. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  7. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  8. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  9. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  10. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  11. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  12. “Bureaucracy”
  13. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  14. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  15. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  16. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible