Unable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyComparesStalin toHitler“Bureaucracy”Rejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream state“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Alienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyComparesStalin toHitler“Bureaucracy”Rejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream state“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionAttributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”SuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himselfTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Alienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutions

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  2. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  3. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  4. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  5. “Bureaucracy”
  6. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  7. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  8. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  9. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  10. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  11. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  12. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  13. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  14. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  15. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  16. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions