ComparesStalin toHitler“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Attributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Rejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himself“Bureaucracy”ComparesStalin toHitler“If you still usemoney threeyears after therevolution itisn’t REALsocialism”Attributesrandomevents andphenomena to“Stalinism”Rejects everysocialistexperiment inhistory in favorof a utopiandream stateSuggestssplitting andforming anew partyUnable todescribe modernpolitics withoutusing antiquatedjargon in everysentenceAlienatesworking classpeople fromthe socialistcauseMeme tierunderstandingof complexpoliticalevolutionsUnironicallybelieves aglobalsimultaneousrevolution ispossibleTurns into aneoconbecause“socialism isunrealistic”Devotes moretime to provingTrotsky shouldhave been Lenin’ssuccessor than toany real-lifepolitical issueFinishes everypiece of analysis,no matter aboutwhat topic, with acall to revolutionMakeshimself auseful idiot tothebourgeoisieSides withimperialiststates becausethe alternativewould be sidingwith socialistsSuggestsTrotsky was agenuinelybrilliant theoristcomparable toMarx himself“Bureaucracy”

Trotskyist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compares Stalin to Hitler
  2. “If you still use money three years after the revolution it isn’t REAL socialism”
  3. Attributes random events and phenomena to “Stalinism”
  4. Rejects every socialist experiment in history in favor of a utopian dream state
  5. Suggests splitting and forming a new party
  6. Unable to describe modern politics without using antiquated jargon in every sentence
  7. Alienates working class people from the socialist cause
  8. Meme tier understanding of complex political evolutions
  9. Unironically believes a global simultaneous revolution is possible
  10. Turns into a neocon because “socialism is unrealistic”
  11. Devotes more time to proving Trotsky should have been Lenin’s successor than to any real-life political issue
  12. Finishes every piece of analysis, no matter about what topic, with a call to revolution
  13. Makes himself a useful idiot to the bourgeoisie
  14. Sides with imperialist states because the alternative would be siding with socialists
  15. Suggests Trotsky was a genuinely brilliant theorist comparable to Marx himself
  16. “Bureaucracy”