bribed your child to do anything had your child lie and say you weren't home skipped a shower to avoid being late wiped kid's face with spit on finger said okay without knowing to what spent your child's birthday money sneezed and peed on yourself left the house pantiless had a mommy meltdown lost a toy on purpose let kids eat food that fell on the floor lied about eating your kids snack did your child's homework hid the bathroom from your kids used TV as a babysitter used your kid as an excuse not to do something pretended to be sleep to ignore your kids chewed child's food and put in their mouth let your child eat cereal for dinner made your child pee in public fantasized about not having kids used cough syrup to get kids to sleep lost your patience in public and yelled used bathroom with the door open been embarrassed by your child googled your child's symptoms stepped on a toy with your barefoot lied about your child's age to get a discount bribed your child to do anything had your child lie and say you weren't home skipped a shower to avoid being late wiped kid's face with spit on finger said okay without knowing to what spent your child's birthday money sneezed and peed on yourself left the house pantiless had a mommy meltdown lost a toy on purpose let kids eat food that fell on the floor lied about eating your kids snack did your child's homework hid the bathroom from your kids used TV as a babysitter used your kid as an excuse not to do something pretended to be sleep to ignore your kids chewed child's food and put in their mouth let your child eat cereal for dinner made your child pee in public fantasized about not having kids used cough syrup to get kids to sleep lost your patience in public and yelled used bathroom with the door open been embarrassed by your child googled your child's symptoms stepped on a toy with your barefoot lied about your child's age to get a discount
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bribed your child to do anything
had your child lie and say you weren't home
skipped a shower to avoid being late
wiped kid's face with spit on finger
said okay without knowing to what
spent your child's birthday money
sneezed and peed on yourself
left the house pantiless
had a mommy meltdown
lost a toy on purpose
let kids eat food that fell on the floor
lied about eating your kids snack
did your child's homework
hid the bathroom from your kids
used TV as a babysitter
used your kid as an excuse not to do something
pretended to be sleep to ignore your kids
chewed child's food and put in their mouth
let your child eat cereal for dinner
made your child pee in public
fantasized about not having kids
used cough syrup to get kids to sleep
lost your patience in public and yelled
used bathroom with the door open
been embarrassed by your child
googled your child's symptoms
stepped on a toy with your barefoot
lied about your child's age to get a discount
