This country isn’t in Europe FIRE/Fireworks Someone references the gays Twelve points to a neighbour Presenters thank for the wonderful evening Hosts change outfits BDSM Performer never blinks Presenters speak in tongues Welcome to the 74th annual hunger games! Wings Back vocals doing most of the job The crowd boos Hosts tell an actually funny joke Grammatically- incorrect English Visual/verbal innuendo My knees gave out Opera Gimmicks Presenter’s joke falls flat A power ballad Unique setup (never done before) 3 English words in otherwise native lyrics Free! The performer is under 18 The singer is over 50 Holding a note way too long Capes Hosts make cringy jokes Audience with national flag on their face Winking at camera Rapping Is that a …??! A former Eurovision star is the jury spokesperson Contestant out of tune “Thank you, Europe!” Fake rain/snow Performer sings in native language “Hello, Europe!” Nice sequins, buddy Performer does acrobatics And there’s the key change The black sheep The main singer never moves Politically charge lyrics Synchronized dance routine Mid-song costume change Sounds like it’s from the wrong decade Outrageous cleavage Traditional dress Performer sings in several languages 3+ genres in one song Obscure musical instruments Hey! You performed before Lit up musical instrument Epilepsy- inducing lights Wind machine A song about love All- black outfit Feathers All- white outfit Obviously fake instrument playing A song about peace Happy tears The performer takes this too seriously Something goes wrong Animals on stage Power pose Smoke machines are GO! This country isn’t in Europe FIRE/Fireworks Someone references the gays Twelve points to a neighbour Presenters thank for the wonderful evening Hosts change outfits BDSM Performer never blinks Presenters speak in tongues Welcome to the 74th annual hunger games! Wings Back vocals doing most of the job The crowd boos Hosts tell an actually funny joke Grammatically- incorrect English Visual/verbal innuendo My knees gave out Opera Gimmicks Presenter’s joke falls flat A power ballad Unique setup (never done before) 3 English words in otherwise native lyrics Free! The performer is under 18 The singer is over 50 Holding a note way too long Capes Hosts make cringy jokes Audience with national flag on their face Winking at camera Rapping Is that a …??! A former Eurovision star is the jury spokesperson Contestant out of tune “Thank you, Europe!” Fake rain/snow Performer sings in native language “Hello, Europe!” Nice sequins, buddy Performer does acrobatics And there’s the key change The black sheep The main singer never moves Politically charge lyrics Synchronized dance routine Mid-song costume change Sounds like it’s from the wrong decade Outrageous cleavage Traditional dress Performer sings in several languages 3+ genres in one song Obscure musical instruments Hey! You performed before Lit up musical instrument Epilepsy- inducing lights Wind machine A song about love All- black outfit Feathers All- white outfit Obviously fake instrument playing A song about peace Happy tears The performer takes this too seriously Something goes wrong Animals on stage Power pose Smoke machines are GO!
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This country isn’t in Europe
FIRE/Fireworks
Someone references the gays
Twelve points to a neighbour
Presenters thank for the wonderful evening
Hosts change outfits
BDSM
Performer never blinks
Presenters speak in tongues
Welcome to the 74th annual hunger games!
Wings
Back vocals doing most of the job
The crowd boos
Hosts tell an actually funny joke
Grammatically-incorrect English
Visual/verbal innuendo
My knees gave out
Opera
Gimmicks
Presenter’s joke falls flat
A power ballad
Unique setup (never done before)
3 English words in otherwise native lyrics
Free!
The performer is under 18
The singer is over 50
Holding a note way too long
Capes
Hosts make cringy jokes
Audience with national flag on their face
Winking at camera
Rapping
Is that a …??!
A former Eurovision star is the jury spokesperson
Contestant out of tune
“Thank you, Europe!”
Fake rain/snow
Performer sings in native language
“Hello, Europe!”
Nice sequins, buddy
Performer does acrobatics
And there’s the key change
The black sheep
The main singer never moves
Politically charge lyrics
Synchronized dance routine
Mid-song costume change
Sounds like it’s from the wrong decade
Outrageous cleavage
Traditional dress
Performer sings in several languages
3+ genres in one song
Obscure musical instruments
Hey! You performed before
Lit up musical instrument
Epilepsy-inducing lights
Wind machine
A song about love
All-black outfit
Feathers
All-white outfit
Obviously fake instrument playing
A song about peace
Happy tears
The performer takes this too seriously
Something goes wrong
Animals on stage
Power pose
Smoke machines are GO!
