ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertAlto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head ischanged.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st routine"Students enterthe roomasking "arewe playingtoday?"Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Studentsconsume anentire case orRed Bull on thefinal night oftour.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Teacher asksstudents indesperation forhelp getting theprojector towork.Call is 6:30:Only 1person isthere by6:35.EntirebasssectionmissingStudents spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Student avoidseye contactwith Mrs. MahfollowingHonorscoaching.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re about toplay your first note ofthe period.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Mr. McBeathgets monoand missesentire tour.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftStudent admitsthey don’t knowdifferencebetweenquarter and 8thnoteSaxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Percussionistdrops a stick.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Orchestra isplaying frisbeeby the Tesla inthe parking lot athe beginning ofclassEntire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June isthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.CelloExplodesMr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Clarinetmysteriouslyfalls apart--pieces fallingto the floor.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.It has taken thechoir seniors 2months to pickthe music forGraduation.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Student admitsthey don't knowthe differencebetween a quarternote and an 8thnote.A 2 month oldlunch bag is foundin the choir room-ithas a tuna fishsandwich andchips.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Student hasanother yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertAlto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head ischanged.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st routine"Students enterthe roomasking "arewe playingtoday?"Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Studentsconsume anentire case orRed Bull on thefinal night oftour.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Teacher asksstudents indesperation forhelp getting theprojector towork.Call is 6:30:Only 1person isthere by6:35.EntirebasssectionmissingStudents spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Student avoidseye contactwith Mrs. MahfollowingHonorscoaching.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re about toplay your first note ofthe period.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Mr. McBeathgets monoand missesentire tour.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftStudent admitsthey don’t knowdifferencebetweenquarter and 8thnoteSaxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Percussionistdrops a stick.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Orchestra isplaying frisbeeby the Tesla inthe parking lot athe beginning ofclassEntire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June isthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.CelloExplodesMr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Clarinetmysteriouslyfalls apart--pieces fallingto the floor.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.It has taken thechoir seniors 2months to pickthe music forGraduation.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Student admitsthey don't knowthe differencebetween a quarternote and an 8thnote.A 2 month oldlunch bag is foundin the choir room-ithas a tuna fishsandwich andchips.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Student hasanother yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsal

LFHS Music Rehearsal Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  2. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  3. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  4. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is changed.
  5. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  6. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  7. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  8. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  9. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  10. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  11. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st routine"
  12. Students enter the room asking "are we playing today?"
  13. Student carves name into instrument...
  14. Students consume an entire case or Red Bull on the final night of tour.
  15. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  16. Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!
  17. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  18. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  19. Teacher asks students in desperation for help getting the projector to work.
  20. Call is 6:30: Only 1 person is there by 6:35.
  21. Entire bass section missing
  22. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  23. Student avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  24. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  25. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  26. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  27. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  28. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  29. Trombone player drops a mute.
  30. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  31. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  32. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re about to play your first note of the period.
  33. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  34. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  35. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  36. Mr. McBeath gets mono and misses entire tour.
  37. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  38. Student admits they don’t know difference between quarter and 8th note
  39. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  40. Percussionist drops a stick.
  41. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  42. Orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot a the beginning of class
  43. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  44. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  45. A Shalom Candle is found in late June is the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  46. Cello Explodes
  47. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  48. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  49. Clarinet mysteriously falls apart--pieces falling to the floor.
  50. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  51. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  52. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  53. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  54. It has taken the choir seniors 2 months to pick the music for Graduation.
  55. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  56. Student admits they don't know the difference between a quarter note and an 8th note.
  57. A 2 month old lunch bag is found in the choir room-it has a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  58. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  59. Student has another yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal