Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.CelloExplodesDirector cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Percussionistdrops a stick.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseIn desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftStudents consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Choir hasmovieday...again.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertSOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalHours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.CelloExplodesDirector cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Percussionistdrops a stick.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseIn desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftStudents consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Choir hasmovieday...again.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertSOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsal

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  2. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  3. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  4. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  5. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  6. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  7. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  8. Cello Explodes
  9. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  10. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  11. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  12. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  13. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  14. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  15. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  16. Percussionist drops a stick.
  17. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  18. Trombone player drops a mute.
  19. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  20. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  21. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  22. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  23. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  24. Student carves name into instrument...
  25. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  26. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  27. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  28. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  29. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  30. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  31. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  32. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  33. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  34. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  35. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  36. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  37. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  38. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  39. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  40. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  41. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  42. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  43. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  44. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  45. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  46. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  47. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  48. Choir has movie day...again.
  49. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  50. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  51. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  52. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  53. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  54. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  55. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  56. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  57. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  58. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  59. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  60. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  61. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  62. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  63. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  64. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  65. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  66. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  67. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  68. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  69. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  70. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  71. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  72. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  73. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  74. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  75. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  76. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  77. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  78. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  79. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  80. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal