Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalSaxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftStudent leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...CelloExplodesMr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionDrum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Percussionistdrops a stick.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertThe RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Choir hasmovieday...again.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseStudent is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalSaxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftStudent leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...CelloExplodesMr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionDrum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Percussionistdrops a stick.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertThe RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Choir hasmovieday...again.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseStudent is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  2. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  3. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  4. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  5. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  6. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  7. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  8. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  9. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  10. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  11. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  12. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  13. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  14. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  15. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  16. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  17. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  18. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  19. Student carves name into instrument...
  20. Cello Explodes
  21. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  22. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  23. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  24. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  25. Trombone player drops a mute.
  26. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  27. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  28. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  29. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  30. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  31. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  32. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  33. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  34. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  35. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  36. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  37. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  38. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  39. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  40. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  41. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  42. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  43. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  44. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  45. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  46. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  47. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  48. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  49. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  50. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  51. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  52. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  53. Percussionist drops a stick.
  54. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  55. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  56. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  57. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  58. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  59. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  60. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  61. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  62. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  63. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  64. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  65. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  66. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  67. Choir has movie day...again.
  68. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  69. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  70. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  71. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  72. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  73. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  74. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  75. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  76. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  77. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  78. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  79. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  80. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.