Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertDirector cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Percussionistdrops a stick.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.CelloExplodesStudent has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalMouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Choir hasmovieday...again.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionAlto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftChoir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseBand director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertDirector cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Percussionistdrops a stick.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.CelloExplodesStudent has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalMouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Choir hasmovieday...again.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionAlto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftChoir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseBand director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  2. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  3. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  4. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  5. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  6. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  7. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  8. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  9. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  10. Student carves name into instrument...
  11. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  12. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  13. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  14. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  15. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  16. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  17. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  18. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  19. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  20. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  21. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  22. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  23. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  24. Percussionist drops a stick.
  25. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  26. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  27. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  28. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  29. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  30. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  31. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  32. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  33. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  34. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  35. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  36. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  37. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  38. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  39. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  40. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  41. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  42. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  43. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  44. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  45. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  46. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  47. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  48. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  49. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  50. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  51. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  52. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  53. Cello Explodes
  54. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  55. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  56. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  57. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  58. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  59. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  60. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  61. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  62. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  63. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  64. Choir has movie day...again.
  65. Trombone player drops a mute.
  66. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  67. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  68. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  69. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  70. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  71. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  72. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  73. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  74. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  75. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  76. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  77. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  78. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  79. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  80. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!