Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalFlute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseViola ismissing...noonenotices.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftIn desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.CelloExplodesSaxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Percussionistdrops a stick.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionThe skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Choir hasmovieday...again.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalFlute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseViola ismissing...noonenotices.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftIn desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.CelloExplodesSaxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Percussionistdrops a stick.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionThe skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Choir hasmovieday...again.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  2. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  3. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  4. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  5. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  6. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  7. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  8. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  9. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  10. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  11. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  12. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  13. Trombone player drops a mute.
  14. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  15. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  16. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  17. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  18. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  19. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  20. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  21. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  22. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  23. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  24. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  25. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  26. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  27. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  28. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  29. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  30. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  31. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  32. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  33. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  34. Student carves name into instrument...
  35. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  36. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  37. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  38. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  39. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  40. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  41. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  42. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  43. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  44. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  45. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  46. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  47. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  48. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  49. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  50. Cello Explodes
  51. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  52. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  53. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  54. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  55. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  56. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  57. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  58. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  59. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  60. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  61. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  62. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  63. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  64. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  65. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  66. Percussionist drops a stick.
  67. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  68. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  69. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  70. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  71. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  72. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  73. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  74. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  75. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  76. Choir has movie day...again.
  77. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  78. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  79. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  80. Cymbal falls off the stand.