A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertChoir hasmovieday...again.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalPercussionistsbreak a wineglass."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Percussionistdrops a stick."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseAlto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.CelloExplodesStudentcarvesname intoinstrument...Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftYou think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertChoir hasmovieday...again.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalPercussionistsbreak a wineglass."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Percussionistdrops a stick."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseAlto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.CelloExplodesStudentcarvesname intoinstrument...Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftYou think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  2. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  3. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  4. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  5. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  6. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  7. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  8. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  9. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  10. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  11. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  12. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  13. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  14. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  15. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  16. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  17. Trombone player drops a mute.
  18. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  19. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  20. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  21. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  22. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  23. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  24. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  25. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  26. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  27. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  28. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  29. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  30. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  31. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  32. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  33. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  34. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  35. Choir has movie day...again.
  36. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  37. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  38. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  39. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  40. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  41. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  42. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  43. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  44. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  45. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  46. Percussionist drops a stick.
  47. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  48. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  49. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  50. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  51. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  52. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  53. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  54. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  55. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  56. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  57. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  58. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  59. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  60. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  61. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  62. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  63. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  64. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  65. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  66. Cello Explodes
  67. Student carves name into instrument...
  68. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  69. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  70. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  71. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  72. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  73. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  74. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  75. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  76. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  77. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  78. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  79. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  80. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.