Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionMrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftMr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Choir hasmovieday...again.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseDirector cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Percussionistdrops a stick.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.CelloExplodesStudent has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalStudents consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertIt's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionMrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftMr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Choir hasmovieday...again.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseDirector cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Percussionistdrops a stick.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.CelloExplodesStudent has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalStudents consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertIt's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  2. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  3. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  4. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  5. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  6. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  7. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  8. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  9. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  10. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  11. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  12. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  13. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  14. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  15. Choir has movie day...again.
  16. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  17. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  18. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  19. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  20. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  21. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  22. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  23. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  24. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  25. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  26. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  27. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  28. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  29. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  30. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  31. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  32. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  33. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  34. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  35. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  36. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  37. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  38. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  39. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  40. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  41. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  42. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  43. Trombone player drops a mute.
  44. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  45. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  46. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  47. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  48. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  49. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  50. Student carves name into instrument...
  51. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  52. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  53. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  54. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  55. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  56. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  57. Percussionist drops a stick.
  58. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  59. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  60. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  61. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  62. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  63. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  64. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  65. Cello Explodes
  66. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  67. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  68. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  69. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  70. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  71. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  72. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  73. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  74. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  75. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  76. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  77. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  78. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  79. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  80. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...