Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertOrchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalStudents spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplause20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Choir hasmovieday...again.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftA lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.CelloExplodesBathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Percussionistdrops a stick.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertOrchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalStudents spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Director finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplause20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Choir hasmovieday...again.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftA lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.CelloExplodesBathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Percussionistdrops a stick.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument...Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  2. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  3. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  4. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  5. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  6. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  7. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  8. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  9. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  10. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  11. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  12. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  13. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  14. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  15. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  16. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  17. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  18. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  19. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  20. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  21. Choir has movie day...again.
  22. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  23. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  24. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  25. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  26. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  27. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  28. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  29. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  30. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  31. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  32. Trombone player drops a mute.
  33. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  34. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  35. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  36. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  37. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  38. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  39. Cello Explodes
  40. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  41. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  42. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  43. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  44. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  45. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  46. Percussionist drops a stick.
  47. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  48. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  49. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  50. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  51. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  52. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  53. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  54. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  55. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  56. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  57. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  58. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  59. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  60. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  61. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  62. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  63. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  64. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  65. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  66. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  67. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  68. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  69. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  70. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  71. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  72. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  73. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  74. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  75. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  76. Student carves name into instrument...
  77. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  78. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  79. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  80. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.