Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalSomeonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertStudents consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.CelloExplodesTrumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”"Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseMusic Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument..."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Tromboneplayerdrops amute.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Percussionistdrops a stick.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Choir hasmovieday...again.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftDirector finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Studentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalSomeonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertStudents consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.CelloExplodesTrumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.A Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”"Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseMusic Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Studentcarvesname intoinstrument..."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Student is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Tromboneplayerdrops amute.The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.Percussionistdrops a stick.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Choir hasmovieday...again.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.ALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudent admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftDirector finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  2. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  3. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  4. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  5. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  6. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  7. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  8. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  9. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  10. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  11. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  12. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  13. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  14. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  15. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  16. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  17. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  18. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  19. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  20. Cello Explodes
  21. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  22. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  23. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  24. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  25. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  26. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  27. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  28. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  29. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  30. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  31. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  32. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  33. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  34. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  35. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  36. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  37. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  38. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  39. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  40. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  41. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  42. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  43. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  44. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  45. Student carves name into instrument...
  46. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  47. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.
  48. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  49. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  50. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  51. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  52. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  53. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  54. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  55. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  56. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  57. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  58. Trombone player drops a mute.
  59. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  60. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  61. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  62. Percussionist drops a stick.
  63. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  64. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  65. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  66. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  67. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  68. Choir has movie day...again.
  69. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  70. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  71. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  72. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  73. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  74. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  75. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  76. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  77. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  78. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  79. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  80. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.