Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseDirector finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Percussionistdrops a stick.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Choir hasmovieday...again.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.CelloExplodesStudent is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertStudentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftA Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudentcarvesname intoinstrument...The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.Mr. Haskett setsoffice on fire whencooking m&ms inthe microwave for24 minutesinstead of 24seconds.Saxophoneplayer wandersin or out of theroom for noapparentreason.35 extra boxes ofpizza areordered.#thanksApplauseDirector finallymoves on to2nd piece onthe board with 3minutes left inclass.It's the beginningofclass...orchestra isplaying frisbee bythe Tesla in theparking lot.Equipmenttruck breaksdown on wayto footballgame.A ShalomCandle is foundin late June inthe boys 2ndfloor bathroom.Trumpet sectionmisses entrancebecause they arebusy high fivingeach other overgetting somethingright.Directors spendhalf a day tryingto discoversource ofmysterioussmell...Student“accidentally”swears out loudafter making amistake.Cymbalfalls offthe stand.Alto takes a45 minutebathroombreak.Batteriesare deadon all ofthe tuners.The RMA liftbreaks down onthe day weneed to moveall equipmentonto the stage.Woodwinds areentertained asBrass sectionasked to buzzsomething on theirmouthpieces.Students enterthe roomasking "Arewe playingtoday?"Choir seniorstake 2 monthsto pick musicfor finalconcert.SOWreceives theirmusic theday of theconcert.Students consumean entire case ofRed Bull on thefinal night of tourin an effort to stayup all night.Student admitsthey don't knowdifferencebetweenquarter andeighth note.Students spendhalf the periodcleaning up adrink from theGrind that hasspilled all over thefloor.Mr. O'Connorperforms drumsolo viaFacetime.Studentawkwardly avoidseye contact withMrs. Mahfollowing Honorscoaching.Percussionistdrops a stick.Drum Line takesshirts off (again)while unloading thetruck and then can'tunderstand why noone wants to helpthem.Bel Canto dressis shortened byliberal use ofdouble sidedtape.Entire class islate and walksin withmilkshakesfrom the Grind.Students sneakout of hotelroom to pick upa pizza theyordered fromUber.Orchestra finallygets to have arehearsal withSOW. Soloists areall at GreatAmerica.Someonerealizes afterseveral falsestarts that theyare playing thewrong piece.Music Departmentexperiencesemotional wellnesswhen "EmotionalWellness Walk" iscanceled.Director cuts off rightafter you havecounted 80+measures of restand you’re finallyabout to play yourfirst note.Mrs. Mahmisseswarmupsbecause she istalking to Mrs.Kessler."Suspiciously,"Mr. Haskett'schairbreaks...again.Oboes smilesmugly as theyare asked todemonstratesomething for therest of the class.Flute sectionstarts gigglingfor noapparentreason.Choir hasmovieday...again.Mr. Hasketttellssopranosto SYB!Entire choirendures lecturebecausesomeone brokethe HobermanSphere.Student has yetanotheraccompanistcoaching duringdress rehearsalALL musicis missingat start ofconcert.CelloExplodesStudent is onphone duringclass, allegedlytexting theirmom (which stillisn't ok)Someonesteals the keyto the churchwe played inon tour.Director realizes noone is playing thecorrect parts, thusbeginning thetedious andpredictable "Who'son 1st" routine.Avengers isadded to theprogram aweek beforethe concert.Studentdeclares theirmusic "stolen."Director finds itin their folder.Only 1 of 500orchestrapencils remainby the MayConcertStudentsuccessfullyfakes their waythrough entirerehearsal withno music.Bathroombreak lastsfor longerthan half theperiod.Call is 6:30:Only oneperson isthere by6:35.Entire sectionmisses an entrancebecause they arebusy watching avideo on someone’sphone.In desperation,teacher asksstudents forhelp getting thenew projector towork.20 Froot by theFoot wrappers arefound inside abass drum whenthe head isremoved.Mouse crawls outof studentbackpack duringrehearsal. Directorkeeps going."Here are yourfreakingcheesecakes,NathanielMartin!"Hours of time andenergy are devoted todecorating thewhiteboard at the frontof the room butstudents have "notime" to practice.Conductoraccidentallystabsthemself withbaton.Thousands ofants found inthe basssection wherefood is leftA Madrigal Tenordoes not wash histights over theduration of 25Madrigal concerts.Director begsstudents to“PLEASEJUSTPRACTICE!”Band director doesn'tlike the way the trianglesounds, proceeds tomake the student try 6different beaters beforedeclaring one "muchbetter." (naturally, it wasthe first one)Violins spendentire periodcreating yetanother memeabout Mr.Bassill.Tromboneplayerdrops amute.Mr. McBeathgets monoand spendsentire tour inhotel room.Mr. Hasketttells a storyaboutCrowy.A lunch bag isfound in the choirroom containingwhat appears tohave been a tunafish sandwich andchips.Director rollseyes andmakes a snarkycomment onlythe front rowcan hear.A mouseclimbs out ofa MadrigalSinger’sbackpack.Student leaves togo to thebathroom asdirector stopsrehearsal to workwith just theirsection.Percussionistsbreak a wineglass.You think you'realone and thenrealize there issomeone sleepingon the couch inthe orchestraroom.13 ½ pencilsare foundhanging fromthe ceilingabove the basssectionStudentcarvesname intoinstrument...The skys unleasha torrentialdownpour just asband beginshalftimeperformance.Mr. Bassillmissesrehearsalbecause he islooking for lostmusic.ScienceDepartment'sescaped snakefound in RMAduring ChoirFun Day.Viola ismissing...noonenotices.Clarinetmysteriouslybreaks apart.Pieces fall to thefloor at mosttender moment inthe piece.Oboe playerspills theirreed soakingwater all overfloor.

LFHS Music Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mr. Haskett sets office on fire when cooking m&ms in the microwave for 24 minutes instead of 24 seconds.
  2. Saxophone player wanders in or out of the room for no apparent reason.
  3. 35 extra boxes of pizza are ordered. #thanksApplause
  4. Director finally moves on to 2nd piece on the board with 3 minutes left in class.
  5. It's the beginning of class...orchestra is playing frisbee by the Tesla in the parking lot.
  6. Equipment truck breaks down on way to football game.
  7. A Shalom Candle is found in late June in the boys 2nd floor bathroom.
  8. Trumpet section misses entrance because they are busy high fiving each other over getting something right.
  9. Directors spend half a day trying to discover source of mysterious smell...
  10. Student “accidentally” swears out loud after making a mistake.
  11. Cymbal falls off the stand.
  12. Alto takes a 45 minute bathroom break.
  13. Batteries are dead on all of the tuners.
  14. The RMA lift breaks down on the day we need to move all equipment onto the stage.
  15. Woodwinds are entertained as Brass section asked to buzz something on their mouthpieces.
  16. Students enter the room asking "Are we playing today?"
  17. Choir seniors take 2 months to pick music for final concert.
  18. SOW receives their music the day of the concert.
  19. Students consume an entire case of Red Bull on the final night of tour in an effort to stay up all night.
  20. Student admits they don't know difference between quarter and eighth note.
  21. Students spend half the period cleaning up a drink from the Grind that has spilled all over the floor.
  22. Mr. O'Connor performs drum solo via Facetime.
  23. Student awkwardly avoids eye contact with Mrs. Mah following Honors coaching.
  24. Percussionist drops a stick.
  25. Drum Line takes shirts off (again) while unloading the truck and then can't understand why no one wants to help them.
  26. Bel Canto dress is shortened by liberal use of double sided tape.
  27. Entire class is late and walks in with milkshakes from the Grind.
  28. Students sneak out of hotel room to pick up a pizza they ordered from Uber.
  29. Orchestra finally gets to have a rehearsal with SOW. Soloists are all at Great America.
  30. Someone realizes after several false starts that they are playing the wrong piece.
  31. Music Department experiences emotional wellness when "Emotional Wellness Walk" is canceled.
  32. Director cuts off right after you have counted 80+ measures of rest and you’re finally about to play your first note.
  33. Mrs. Mah misses warmups because she is talking to Mrs. Kessler.
  34. "Suspiciously," Mr. Haskett's chair breaks...again.
  35. Oboes smile smugly as they are asked to demonstrate something for the rest of the class.
  36. Flute section starts giggling for no apparent reason.
  37. Choir has movie day...again.
  38. Mr. Haskett tells sopranos to SYB!
  39. Entire choir endures lecture because someone broke the Hoberman Sphere.
  40. Student has yet another accompanist coaching during dress rehearsal
  41. ALL music is missing at start of concert.
  42. Cello Explodes
  43. Student is on phone during class, allegedly texting their mom (which still isn't ok)
  44. Someone steals the key to the church we played in on tour.
  45. Director realizes no one is playing the correct parts, thus beginning the tedious and predictable "Who's on 1st" routine.
  46. Avengers is added to the program a week before the concert.
  47. Student declares their music "stolen." Director finds it in their folder.
  48. Only 1 of 500 orchestra pencils remain by the May Concert
  49. Student successfully fakes their way through entire rehearsal with no music.
  50. Bathroom break lasts for longer than half the period.
  51. Call is 6:30: Only one person is there by 6:35.
  52. Entire section misses an entrance because they are busy watching a video on someone’s phone.
  53. In desperation, teacher asks students for help getting the new projector to work.
  54. 20 Froot by the Foot wrappers are found inside a bass drum when the head is removed.
  55. Mouse crawls out of student backpack during rehearsal. Director keeps going.
  56. "Here are your freaking cheesecakes, Nathaniel Martin!"
  57. Hours of time and energy are devoted to decorating the whiteboard at the front of the room but students have "no time" to practice.
  58. Conductor accidentally stabs themself with baton.
  59. Thousands of ants found in the bass section where food is left
  60. A Madrigal Tenor does not wash his tights over the duration of 25 Madrigal concerts.
  61. Director begs students to “PLEASE JUST PRACTICE!”
  62. Band director doesn't like the way the triangle sounds, proceeds to make the student try 6 different beaters before declaring one "much better." (naturally, it was the first one)
  63. Violins spend entire period creating yet another meme about Mr. Bassill.
  64. Trombone player drops a mute.
  65. Mr. McBeath gets mono and spends entire tour in hotel room.
  66. Mr. Haskett tells a story about Crowy.
  67. A lunch bag is found in the choir room containing what appears to have been a tuna fish sandwich and chips.
  68. Director rolls eyes and makes a snarky comment only the front row can hear.
  69. A mouse climbs out of a Madrigal Singer’s backpack.
  70. Student leaves to go to the bathroom as director stops rehearsal to work with just their section.
  71. Percussionists break a wine glass.
  72. You think you're alone and then realize there is someone sleeping on the couch in the orchestra room.
  73. 13 ½ pencils are found hanging from the ceiling above the bass section
  74. Student carves name into instrument...
  75. The skys unleash a torrential downpour just as band begins halftime performance.
  76. Mr. Bassill misses rehearsal because he is looking for lost music.
  77. Science Department's escaped snake found in RMA during Choir Fun Day.
  78. Viola is missing...no one notices.
  79. Clarinet mysteriously breaks apart. Pieces fall to the floor at most tender moment in the piece.
  80. Oboe player spills their reed soaking water all over floor.