Random,pointlessclipart orcomicAll the residentsguffawing at abad joke madeby an attendingComplimentsfor an"excellentstudy"Speakermispronouncessimple scienceword (e.g.diabeeetus ormacrofaaaage"SLmispronounces"Ma-ouk" or"Soshlovsky"A resident presents"research" on how tomake more moneybeing an orthopedicsurgeonSomeone'sphonerings reallyloudlySL speaksfor thegroupSomeonereads theirtitle word-for-wordMention of"basic sciencecollaborations"Attending in theaudience takesit upon themselfto answer aquestion posedto the speakerAudiencequestionturns into amonologueResidentwears hiswhite coatto presentRunning20min late bythe end ofthe firstsessionSomeone asks a"question" that'sreally a commentabout how theirresearch/procedureis betterSL says thephrase"Chairman'sprerogative"SL says "I'd like tocongratulateyou..." followed byself-servingstatement abouthow great theprogram isSomeonemakes a"provocateur/provoker"jokeSomeone'scomputerstarts upreally loudly90sgraph/slideformattingAttendingmakes aREALLY badjoke andNOBODYlaughsFailed useofpointer/slideadvancerResidentsays "basicscience issimple"ComicsansEricshowsup late3D graphtorepresent2D dataRandompopculturereferenceResident"answers"question withpointlessramblingSchedulegetsrearrangedLiane givesthe bestresidenttalkSpeaker refers tosomeone inaudience toanswer questionbecause they're"really the expert"Random,pointlessclipart orcomicAll the residentsguffawing at abad joke madeby an attendingComplimentsfor an"excellentstudy"Speakermispronouncessimple scienceword (e.g.diabeeetus ormacrofaaaage"SLmispronounces"Ma-ouk" or"Soshlovsky"A resident presents"research" on how tomake more moneybeing an orthopedicsurgeonSomeone'sphonerings reallyloudlySL speaksfor thegroupSomeonereads theirtitle word-for-wordMention of"basic sciencecollaborations"Attending in theaudience takesit upon themselfto answer aquestion posedto the speakerAudiencequestionturns into amonologueResidentwears hiswhite coatto presentRunning20min late bythe end ofthe firstsessionSomeone asks a"question" that'sreally a commentabout how theirresearch/procedureis betterSL says thephrase"Chairman'sprerogative"SL says "I'd like tocongratulateyou..." followed byself-servingstatement abouthow great theprogram isSomeonemakes a"provocateur/provoker"jokeSomeone'scomputerstarts upreally loudly90sgraph/slideformattingAttendingmakes aREALLY badjoke andNOBODYlaughsFailed useofpointer/slideadvancerResidentsays "basicscience issimple"ComicsansEricshowsup late3D graphtorepresent2D dataRandompopculturereferenceResident"answers"question withpointlessramblingSchedulegetsrearrangedLiane givesthe bestresidenttalkSpeaker refers tosomeone inaudience toanswer questionbecause they're"really the expert"

Ortho Research Day 2019 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Random, pointless clipart or comic
  2. All the residents guffawing at a bad joke made by an attending
  3. Compliments for an "excellent study"
  4. Speaker mispronounces simple science word (e.g. diabeeetus or macrofaaaage"
  5. SL mispronounces "Ma-ouk" or "Soshlovsky"
  6. A resident presents "research" on how to make more money being an orthopedic surgeon
  7. Someone's phone rings really loudly
  8. SL speaks for the group
  9. Someone reads their title word-for-word
  10. Mention of "basic science collaborations"
  11. Attending in the audience takes it upon themself to answer a question posed to the speaker
  12. Audience question turns into a monologue
  13. Resident wears his white coat to present
  14. Running 20min late by the end of the first session
  15. Someone asks a "question" that's really a comment about how their research/procedure is better
  16. SL says the phrase "Chairman's prerogative"
  17. SL says "I'd like to congratulate you..." followed by self-serving statement about how great the program is
  18. Someone makes a "provocateur/ provoker" joke
  19. Someone's computer starts up really loudly
  20. 90s graph/slide formatting
  21. Attending makes a REALLY bad joke and NOBODY laughs
  22. Failed use of pointer/slide advancer
  23. Resident says "basic science is simple"
  24. Comic sans
  25. Eric shows up late
  26. 3D graph to represent 2D data
  27. Random pop culture reference
  28. Resident "answers" question with pointless rambling
  29. Schedule gets rearranged
  30. Liane gives the best resident talk
  31. Speaker refers to someone in audience to answer question because they're "really the expert"