NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.I was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy momtold me tocarry mycough dropsYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outThe teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysMy job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3She's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.You might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.If you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedIf you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.I was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy momtold me tocarry mycough dropsYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outThe teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysMy job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3She's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.You might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.If you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedIf you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyself

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  2. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  3. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull
  4. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  5. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  6. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  7. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  8. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  9. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  10. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  11. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.
  12. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  13. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  14. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  15. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  16. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  17. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  18. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  19. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  20. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.
  21. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  22. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  23. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  24. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself