The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysDocumenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeI had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.My mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.If you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullYou know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3When the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfMy momtold me tocarry mycough dropsRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysDocumenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeI had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.My mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.If you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullYou know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3When the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfMy momtold me tocarry mycough dropsRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  2. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  3. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  4. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  5. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  6. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  7. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  8. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  9. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  10. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  11. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull
  12. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  13. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  14. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.
  15. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  16. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  17. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  18. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  19. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself
  20. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  21. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  22. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  23. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  24. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.