Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeI had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.I was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsMy teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.I heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?When the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programIf you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeI had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.I was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsMy teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.I heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?When the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programIf you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  2. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  3. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  4. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  5. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull
  6. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  7. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  8. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  9. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  10. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  11. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  12. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.
  13. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  14. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself
  15. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  16. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  17. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  18. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  19. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  20. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  21. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  22. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  23. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  24. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.