My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3If you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.My mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodThe teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysDocumenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programI had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.She's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3If you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.My mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodThe teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysDocumenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programI had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.She's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  2. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  3. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  4. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  5. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  6. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  7. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  8. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  9. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull
  10. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  11. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  12. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself
  13. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  14. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  15. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  16. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  17. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  18. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  19. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  20. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  21. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  22. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.
  23. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  24. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.