My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy momtold me tocarry mycough dropsI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programThe teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.I heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsYou know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.When the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.You need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeDocumenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomThe teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy momtold me tocarry mycough dropsI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programThe teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.I heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsYou know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.When the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.You need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeDocumenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomThe teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  2. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  3. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull
  4. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  5. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  6. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  7. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  8. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  9. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  10. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  11. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  12. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself
  13. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.
  14. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  15. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  16. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  17. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  18. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  19. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  20. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  21. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  22. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  23. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.
  24. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.