Somehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3You might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsIf you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeThe teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.Remember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.I heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programMy teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3You might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsIf you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.You need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeThe teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.Remember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outNURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.I heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programMy teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbull

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  2. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  3. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  4. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  5. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.
  6. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  7. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.
  8. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  9. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  10. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  11. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  12. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  13. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  14. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  15. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  16. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  17. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  18. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  19. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  20. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  21. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  22. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  23. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself
  24. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull