My finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyselfMy finger'sstoppedbleeding. Imust have runout of bloodYou might fake anillness at home,but here, only afever makes thenurse a believer.You know you are aschool nurse when...You provide freedaycare to sickchildren whoapparently have noparents from 8 – 3NURSE onlyprofession thatyou must washyour handsBEFORE goingto bathroomI heardSchoolNurses onlyput onbandaidsI have used somuch alcohol-based handsanitizer, myhands need to joina 12-step programYou need to callJohnnie’s mombecause hekeeps sneezingand needs togo homeShe's thebest nitnurse thisschool hasever seen.I had three'panic attack'cases today,two first gradersand a rookieteacher.My job is mostlyseasonal. Thebusiest times arecold season, fluseason, andallergy season.If you musthave foodfights, try not todo it when thecafeteria isserving soup.The teachersent me downto have myglasses fixedI was so tired atwork, the othernurses had torevive me withC.P.R. - Coffee,Pepsi, andRedbullMy mom wantsyou to dispensemy happy pilljust before I geton the bus forhome.Documenting,answering thephone andcaring for thestudents all atthe same timeRemember, I'ma nurse. You'regoing to haveto say a lot togross me outSomehow,Johnnie got holdof a medical alertbracelet that says'requires dailycookieIf you don’tgivemedication,then what doyou do?My momtold me tocarry mycough dropsMy teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.My teacher saysto tell you I'mhaving troublewith my ears.Everything goes inone and out theother.The teachersent me downbecause sheknew you werehere onThursdaysWhen the studentcomes out of thebathroom, you ask“Did you washyour hands?”My teachersent me. Shesaid to tell youI'm just notmyself

The Day of a School Nurse - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood
  2. You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes the nurse a believer.
  3. You know you are a school nurse when... You provide free daycare to sick children who apparently have no parents from 8 – 3
  4. NURSE only profession that you must wash your hands BEFORE going to bathroom
  5. I heard School Nurses only put on bandaids
  6. I have used so much alcohol-based hand sanitizer, my hands need to join a 12-step program
  7. You need to call Johnnie’s mom because he keeps sneezing and needs to go home
  8. She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen.
  9. I had three 'panic attack' cases today, two first graders and a rookie teacher.
  10. My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.
  11. If you must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup.
  12. The teacher sent me down to have my glasses fixed
  13. I was so tired at work, the other nurses had to revive me with C.P.R. - Coffee, Pepsi, and Redbull
  14. My mom wants you to dispense my happy pill just before I get on the bus for home.
  15. Documenting, answering the phone and caring for the students all at the same time
  16. Remember, I'm a nurse. You're going to have to say a lot to gross me out
  17. Somehow, Johnnie got hold of a medical alert bracelet that says 'requires daily cookie
  18. If you don’t give medication, then what do you do?
  19. My mom told me to carry my cough drops
  20. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  21. My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other.
  22. The teacher sent me down because she knew you were here on Thursdays
  23. When the student comes out of the bathroom, you ask “Did you wash your hands?”
  24. My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself