Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) David lets his hair down Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft New Slack channel is needlessly created Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Tom K’s ankles on promenade David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Erica glows with her love of Disney Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Jamie says “It checks out” Twins in non- embark shirts Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Abe takes a nap during a company event Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Maria’s retirement planning Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Jon says “Gotcha” Tiago plays belly games Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Basepaws denigration Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Atypical tissue sample anecdote speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Boyko world- travel self- call Cakegate mention Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) dog genitalia discussion Comical underestimation OKR clap back Taki talks about Sweden Coffee complaints Food sends Annabel to her happy place Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Brett is wearing a baseball cap Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Horsey talk Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Exec comment triggers HR calls Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Someone irish-exits for introvert time Anna glows with her love of Disney Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Daytime consumption of edibles Fingerlakes wine put- down Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Maria drops an F bomb Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Giant post-it notes Chue caught resource- guarding her team Dog poop discussion Casey/Jess mind-meld Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist “The way we did things at Care.com was” execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Injury sustained at the water park Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Finger guns Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Erica shortens someone’s name Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) David lets his hair down Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft New Slack channel is needlessly created Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Tom K’s ankles on promenade David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Erica glows with her love of Disney Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Jamie says “It checks out” Twins in non- embark shirts Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Abe takes a nap during a company event Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Maria’s retirement planning Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Jon says “Gotcha” Tiago plays belly games Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Basepaws denigration Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Atypical tissue sample anecdote speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Boyko world- travel self- call Cakegate mention Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) dog genitalia discussion Comical underestimation OKR clap back Taki talks about Sweden Coffee complaints Food sends Annabel to her happy place Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Brett is wearing a baseball cap Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Horsey talk Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Exec comment triggers HR calls Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Someone irish-exits for introvert time Anna glows with her love of Disney Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Daytime consumption of edibles Fingerlakes wine put- down Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Maria drops an F bomb Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Giant post-it notes Chue caught resource- guarding her team Dog poop discussion Casey/Jess mind-meld Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist “The way we did things at Care.com was” execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Injury sustained at the water park Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Finger guns Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Erica shortens someone’s name Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
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Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
David lets his hair down
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Jamie says “It checks out”
Twins in non-embark shirts
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Maria’s retirement planning
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Jon says “Gotcha”
Tiago plays belly games
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Basepaws denigration
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Boyko world-travel self-call
Cakegate mention
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
dog genitalia discussion
Comical underestimation
OKR clap back
Taki talks about Sweden
Coffee complaints
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Horsey talk
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Daytime consumption of edibles
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Maria drops an F bomb
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Giant post-it notes
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Dog poop discussion
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Injury sustained at the water park
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Finger guns
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Erica shortens someone’s name
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
