Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Giant post-it notes Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Coffee complaints Atypical tissue sample anecdote Finger guns Exec comment triggers HR calls Basepaws denigration Casey/Jess mind-meld Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Horsey talk Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Jamie says “It checks out” Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Daytime consumption of edibles Chue visibly or audibly frustrated David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Fingerlakes wine put- down Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") “The way we did things at Care.com was” New Slack channel is needlessly created Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Chue caught resource- guarding her team Dogs aren't good at science, but we are "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Dog poop discussion Erica glows with her love of Disney Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Abe takes a nap during a company event Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Twins in non- embark shirts Maria drops an F bomb Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist David lets his hair down Tom K’s ankles on promenade Tiago plays belly games Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Erica shortens someone’s name Maria’s retirement planning Food sends Annabel to her happy place execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Boyko world- travel self- call Taki talks about Sweden OKR clap back Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Cakegate mention Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ dog genitalia discussion Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Injury sustained at the water park Comical underestimation Anna glows with her love of Disney Brett is wearing a baseball cap Jon says “Gotcha” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Giant post-it notes Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Coffee complaints Atypical tissue sample anecdote Finger guns Exec comment triggers HR calls Basepaws denigration Casey/Jess mind-meld Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Horsey talk Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Jamie says “It checks out” Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Daytime consumption of edibles Chue visibly or audibly frustrated David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Fingerlakes wine put- down Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") “The way we did things at Care.com was” New Slack channel is needlessly created Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Chue caught resource- guarding her team Dogs aren't good at science, but we are "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Dog poop discussion Erica glows with her love of Disney Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Abe takes a nap during a company event Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Twins in non- embark shirts Maria drops an F bomb Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist David lets his hair down Tom K’s ankles on promenade Tiago plays belly games Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Erica shortens someone’s name Maria’s retirement planning Food sends Annabel to her happy place execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Boyko world- travel self- call Taki talks about Sweden OKR clap back Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Cakegate mention Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ dog genitalia discussion Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Injury sustained at the water park Comical underestimation Anna glows with her love of Disney Brett is wearing a baseball cap Jon says “Gotcha” Someone irish-exits for introvert time
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Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Giant post-it notes
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Coffee complaints
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Finger guns
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Basepaws denigration
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Horsey talk
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Jamie says “It checks out”
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Daytime consumption of edibles
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Dog poop discussion
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Twins in non-embark shirts
Maria drops an F bomb
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
David lets his hair down
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Tiago plays belly games
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Erica shortens someone’s name
Maria’s retirement planning
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Boyko world-travel self-call
Taki talks about Sweden
OKR clap back
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Cakegate mention
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
dog genitalia discussion
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Injury sustained at the water park
Comical underestimation
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Jon says “Gotcha”
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
