Jamie says “It checks out” "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Erica glows with her love of Disney Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Atypical tissue sample anecdote Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Abe takes a nap during a company event Tom K’s ankles on promenade Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Food sends Annabel to her happy place Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Someone irish-exits for introvert time Horsey talk Chue caught resource- guarding her team Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Fingerlakes wine put- down Twins in non- embark shirts Brett is wearing a baseball cap Tiago plays belly games “The way we did things at Care.com was” Dog poop discussion Comical underestimation Injury sustained at the water park Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Maria drops an F bomb David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Cakegate mention Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Casey/Jess mind-meld Finger guns Exec comment triggers HR calls OKR clap back dog genitalia discussion Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Basepaws denigration Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Giant post-it notes Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Coffee complaints Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Boyko world- travel self- call Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live New Slack channel is needlessly created Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Erica shortens someone’s name Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Maria’s retirement planning “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Taki talks about Sweden Anna glows with her love of Disney Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Collective sigh re: wolfdog people New employee suggests “Embark for cats” execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” David lets his hair down Daytime consumption of edibles Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Jon says “Gotcha” Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Jamie says “It checks out” "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Erica glows with her love of Disney Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Atypical tissue sample anecdote Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Abe takes a nap during a company event Tom K’s ankles on promenade Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Food sends Annabel to her happy place Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Someone irish-exits for introvert time Horsey talk Chue caught resource- guarding her team Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Fingerlakes wine put- down Twins in non- embark shirts Brett is wearing a baseball cap Tiago plays belly games “The way we did things at Care.com was” Dog poop discussion Comical underestimation Injury sustained at the water park Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Maria drops an F bomb David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Cakegate mention Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Casey/Jess mind-meld Finger guns Exec comment triggers HR calls OKR clap back dog genitalia discussion Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Basepaws denigration Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Giant post-it notes Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Coffee complaints Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Boyko world- travel self- call Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live New Slack channel is needlessly created Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Erica shortens someone’s name Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Maria’s retirement planning “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Taki talks about Sweden Anna glows with her love of Disney Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Collective sigh re: wolfdog people New employee suggests “Embark for cats” execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” David lets his hair down Daytime consumption of edibles Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Jon says “Gotcha” Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
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Jamie says “It checks out”
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Horsey talk
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Twins in non-embark shirts
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Tiago plays belly games
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Dog poop discussion
Comical underestimation
Injury sustained at the water park
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Maria drops an F bomb
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Cakegate mention
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Finger guns
Exec comment triggers HR calls
OKR clap back
dog genitalia discussion
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Basepaws denigration
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Giant post-it notes
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Coffee complaints
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Boyko world-travel self-call
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Erica shortens someone’s name
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Maria’s retirement planning
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Taki talks about Sweden
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
David lets his hair down
Daytime consumption of edibles
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Jon says “Gotcha”
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
