Boykoworld-travel self-callTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)CakegatementionDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Room’stightestpants are onBen BrooksTaki talksaboutSwedenCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)AtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Dogsaren't goodat science,but we areJon says“Gotcha”DetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomComicalunderestimationExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)OKRclapbackTom K’sankles onpromenadeCasey/Jessmind-meldNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Meghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideadoggenitaliadiscussionZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearTwins innon-embarkshirtsMaria’sretirementplanningDavid letshis hairdownAbe takes anap duringa companyeventLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Aaron hairflip takesyour breathawaySomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftInjurysustainedat thewater parkChue caughtresource-guarding herteam“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Zenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteExeccommenttriggersHR callsTiagoplays bellygamesHorseytalkNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Someonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Dog poopdiscussionBasepawsdenigrationOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocry“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Giantpost-itnotesQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badBrett iswearing abaseballcapAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Tom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingFingerlakeswine put-downAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyEricaglows withher love ofDisneyMariadrops anF bombFingergunsARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"CoffeecomplaintsDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseEricashortenssomeone’snameAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceJamiesays “Itchecksout”Boykoworld-travel self-callTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)CakegatementionDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Room’stightestpants are onBen BrooksTaki talksaboutSwedenCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)AtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Dogsaren't goodat science,but we areJon says“Gotcha”DetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomComicalunderestimationExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)OKRclapbackTom K’sankles onpromenadeCasey/Jessmind-meldNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Meghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideadoggenitaliadiscussionZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearTwins innon-embarkshirtsMaria’sretirementplanningDavid letshis hairdownAbe takes anap duringa companyeventLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Aaron hairflip takesyour breathawaySomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftInjurysustainedat thewater parkChue caughtresource-guarding herteam“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Zenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteExeccommenttriggersHR callsTiagoplays bellygamesHorseytalkNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Someonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Dog poopdiscussionBasepawsdenigrationOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocry“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Giantpost-itnotesQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badBrett iswearing abaseballcapAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Tom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingFingerlakeswine put-downAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyEricaglows withher love ofDisneyMariadrops anF bombFingergunsARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"CoffeecomplaintsDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseEricashortenssomeone’snameAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceJamiesays “Itchecksout”

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
  1. Boyko world-travel self-call
  2. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  3. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  4. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  5. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  6. Cakegate mention
  7. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  8. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  9. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  10. Taki talks about Sweden
  11. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  12. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  13. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  14. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  15. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  16. Jon says “Gotcha”
  17. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  18. Comical underestimation
  19. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  20. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  21. OKR clap back
  22. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  23. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  24. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  25. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  26. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  27. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  28. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  29. dog genitalia discussion
  30. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  31. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  32. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  33. Twins in non-embark shirts
  34. Maria’s retirement planning
  35. David lets his hair down
  36. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  37. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  38. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  39. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  40. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  41. Injury sustained at the water park
  42. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  43. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  44. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  45. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  46. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  47. Tiago plays belly games
  48. Horsey talk
  49. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  50. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  51. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  52. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  53. Dog poop discussion
  54. Basepaws denigration
  55. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  56. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  57. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  58. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  59. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  60. Giant post-it notes
  61. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  62. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  63. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  64. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  65. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  66. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  67. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  68. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  69. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  70. Maria drops an F bomb
  71. Finger guns
  72. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  73. Coffee complaints
  74. Daytime consumption of edibles
  75. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  76. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  77. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  78. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  79. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  80. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  81. Erica shortens someone’s name
  82. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  83. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  84. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  85. Jamie says “It checks out”