Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Someonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”execs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingdoggenitaliadiscussionCasey/Jessmind-meldExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaOKRclapbackChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedEricashortenssomeone’snameLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Boykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyChue caughtresource-guarding herteamMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedFingergunsspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteTom K’sankles onpromenadeOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseComicalunderestimationCoffeecomplaintsJon says“Gotcha”Giantpost-itnotesJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadache"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetail“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Zenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel bad“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeHorseytalkOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Jamiesays “Itchecksout”Collectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleExeccommenttriggersHR callsAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveInjurysustainedat thewater parkAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteAbe takes anap duringa companyeventDavid letshis hairdownFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Mackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Hannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Maria’sretirementplanningBoykoworld-travel self-callTaki talksaboutSwedenAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyFingerlakeswine put-downMariadrops anF bombAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Mic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Meghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsBrett iswearing abaseballcapDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayDog poopdiscussionEricaglows withher love ofDisneyCakegatementionBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryBasepawsdenigrationTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistDogsaren't goodat science,but we areSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Tom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereTiagoplays bellygamesZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Egregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Andrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Alan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaTwins innon-embarkshirtsAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Daytimeconsumptionof ediblesCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Someonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”execs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingdoggenitaliadiscussionCasey/Jessmind-meldExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaOKRclapbackChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedEricashortenssomeone’snameLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Boykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyChue caughtresource-guarding herteamMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedFingergunsspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteTom K’sankles onpromenadeOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseComicalunderestimationCoffeecomplaintsJon says“Gotcha”Giantpost-itnotesJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadache"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetail“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Zenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel bad“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeHorseytalkOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Jamiesays “Itchecksout”Collectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleExeccommenttriggersHR callsAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveInjurysustainedat thewater parkAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteAbe takes anap duringa companyeventDavid letshis hairdownFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Mackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Hannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Maria’sretirementplanningBoykoworld-travel self-callTaki talksaboutSwedenAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyFingerlakeswine put-downMariadrops anF bombAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Mic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Meghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsBrett iswearing abaseballcapDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayDog poopdiscussionEricaglows withher love ofDisneyCakegatementionBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryBasepawsdenigrationTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistDogsaren't goodat science,but we areSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Tom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereTiagoplays bellygamesZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Egregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Andrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Alan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaTwins innon-embarkshirtsAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Daytimeconsumptionof edibles

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  2. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  3. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  4. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  5. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  6. dog genitalia discussion
  7. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  8. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  9. OKR clap back
  10. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  11. Erica shortens someone’s name
  12. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  13. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  14. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  15. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  16. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  17. Finger guns
  18. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  19. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  20. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  21. Comical underestimation
  22. Coffee complaints
  23. Jon says “Gotcha”
  24. Giant post-it notes
  25. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  26. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  27. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  28. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  29. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  30. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  31. Horsey talk
  32. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  33. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  34. Jamie says “It checks out”
  35. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  36. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  37. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  38. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  39. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  40. Injury sustained at the water park
  41. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  42. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  43. David lets his hair down
  44. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  45. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  46. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  47. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  48. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  49. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  50. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  51. Maria’s retirement planning
  52. Boyko world-travel self-call
  53. Taki talks about Sweden
  54. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  55. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  56. Maria drops an F bomb
  57. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  58. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  59. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  60. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  61. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  62. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  63. Dog poop discussion
  64. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  65. Cakegate mention
  66. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  67. Basepaws denigration
  68. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  69. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  70. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  71. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  72. Tiago plays belly games
  73. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  74. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  75. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  76. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  77. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  78. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  79. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  80. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  81. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  82. Twins in non-embark shirts
  83. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  84. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  85. Daytime consumption of edibles