“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”ARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Extremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Discussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedComicalunderestimationCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Matt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)David letshis hairdownOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseDog poopdiscussionGiantpost-itnotesTaki talksaboutSwedenNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Someonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Brett iswearing abaseballcapBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)speedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)BasepawsdenigrationAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyFingerlakeswine put-downRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor home"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsJamiesays “Itchecksout”HorseytalkHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedChue caughtresource-guarding herteamBoykoworld-travel self-callFingergunsZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)David’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginEricaglows withher love ofDisneyCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Direction ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaOKRclapbackAaron hairflip takesyour breathaway“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”CakegatementionExeccommenttriggersHR callsOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksDogsaren't goodat science,but we aredoggenitaliadiscussionCasey/Jessmind-meldAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Zenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badTwins innon-embarkshirtsJon says“Gotcha”CoffeecomplaintsDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Alan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toTom K’sankles onpromenadeMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesEricashortenssomeone’snameFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceMaria’sretirementplanningDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningMariadrops anF bombAbe takes anap duringa companyeventAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleTiagoplays bellygamesQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveInjurysustainedat thewater park“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”ARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Extremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Discussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedComicalunderestimationCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Matt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)David letshis hairdownOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseDog poopdiscussionGiantpost-itnotesTaki talksaboutSwedenNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Someonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Brett iswearing abaseballcapBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)speedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)BasepawsdenigrationAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyFingerlakeswine put-downRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor home"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsJamiesays “Itchecksout”HorseytalkHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedChue caughtresource-guarding herteamBoykoworld-travel self-callFingergunsZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)David’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginEricaglows withher love ofDisneyCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Direction ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaOKRclapbackAaron hairflip takesyour breathaway“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”CakegatementionExeccommenttriggersHR callsOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksDogsaren't goodat science,but we aredoggenitaliadiscussionCasey/Jessmind-meldAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Zenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badTwins innon-embarkshirtsJon says“Gotcha”CoffeecomplaintsDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Alan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toTom K’sankles onpromenadeMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesEricashortenssomeone’snameFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceMaria’sretirementplanningDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningMariadrops anF bombAbe takes anap duringa companyeventAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleTiagoplays bellygamesQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveInjurysustainedat thewater park

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  2. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  3. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  4. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  5. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  6. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  7. Comical underestimation
  8. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  9. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  10. David lets his hair down
  11. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  12. Dog poop discussion
  13. Giant post-it notes
  14. Taki talks about Sweden
  15. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  16. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  17. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  18. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  19. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  20. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  21. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  22. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  23. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  24. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  25. Basepaws denigration
  26. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  27. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  28. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  29. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  30. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  31. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  32. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  33. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  34. Jamie says “It checks out”
  35. Horsey talk
  36. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  37. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  38. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  39. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  40. Boyko world-travel self-call
  41. Finger guns
  42. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  43. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  44. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  45. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  46. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  47. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  48. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  49. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  50. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  51. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  52. OKR clap back
  53. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  54. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  55. Cakegate mention
  56. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  57. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  58. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  59. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  60. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  61. dog genitalia discussion
  62. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  63. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  64. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  65. Twins in non-embark shirts
  66. Jon says “Gotcha”
  67. Coffee complaints
  68. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  69. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  70. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  71. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  72. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  73. Erica shortens someone’s name
  74. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  75. Maria’s retirement planning
  76. Daytime consumption of edibles
  77. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  78. Maria drops an F bomb
  79. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  80. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  81. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  82. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  83. Tiago plays belly games
  84. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  85. Injury sustained at the water park