Craven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Twins innon-embarkshirtsBoykoworld-travel self-callAbe takes anap duringa companyeventTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhere“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Chuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor home“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Discussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesInjurysustainedat thewater parkBrett iswearing abaseballcapDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesBasepawsdenigrationAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”ComicalunderestimationNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Q3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")AtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedMariadrops anF bombJamiesays “Itchecksout”Meghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Ericashortenssomeone’snameAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Zenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesMaria’sretirementplanningDavid letshis hairdownSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Alan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheEricaglows withher love ofDisney"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginCakegatementionMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningFingergunsDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomOKRclapbackspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftHorseytalkDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayCasey/Jessmind-meldFingerlakeswine put-downExeccommenttriggersHR callsDog poopdiscussionLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearSomeoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeGiantpost-itnotesCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’doggenitaliadiscussionexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Taki talksaboutSwedenNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyDogsaren't goodat science,but we areOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaChue caughtresource-guarding herteamBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Room’stightestpants are onBen BrooksEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Tom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseJon says“Gotcha”Tiagoplays bellygamesZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"CoffeecomplaintsMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Tom K’sankles onpromenadeCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Twins innon-embarkshirtsBoykoworld-travel self-callAbe takes anap duringa companyeventTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhere“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Chuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor home“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Discussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesInjurysustainedat thewater parkBrett iswearing abaseballcapDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesBasepawsdenigrationAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”ComicalunderestimationNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Q3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")AtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedMariadrops anF bombJamiesays “Itchecksout”Meghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Ericashortenssomeone’snameAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Zenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesMaria’sretirementplanningDavid letshis hairdownSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Alan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheEricaglows withher love ofDisney"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginCakegatementionMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningFingergunsDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomOKRclapbackspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftHorseytalkDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayCasey/Jessmind-meldFingerlakeswine put-downExeccommenttriggersHR callsDog poopdiscussionLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearSomeoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeGiantpost-itnotesCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’doggenitaliadiscussionexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Taki talksaboutSwedenNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyDogsaren't goodat science,but we areOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaChue caughtresource-guarding herteamBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Room’stightestpants are onBen BrooksEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Tom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseJon says“Gotcha”Tiagoplays bellygamesZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"CoffeecomplaintsMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Tom K’sankles onpromenade

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  2. Twins in non-embark shirts
  3. Boyko world-travel self-call
  4. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  5. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  6. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  7. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  8. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  9. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  10. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  11. Injury sustained at the water park
  12. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  13. Daytime consumption of edibles
  14. Basepaws denigration
  15. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  16. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  17. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  18. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  19. Comical underestimation
  20. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  21. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  22. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  23. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  24. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  25. Maria drops an F bomb
  26. Jamie says “It checks out”
  27. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  28. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  29. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  30. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  31. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  32. Erica shortens someone’s name
  33. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  34. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  35. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  36. Maria’s retirement planning
  37. David lets his hair down
  38. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  39. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  40. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  41. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  42. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  43. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  44. Cakegate mention
  45. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  46. Finger guns
  47. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  48. OKR clap back
  49. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  50. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  51. Horsey talk
  52. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  53. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  54. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  55. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  56. Dog poop discussion
  57. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  58. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  59. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  60. Giant post-it notes
  61. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  62. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  63. dog genitalia discussion
  64. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  65. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  66. Taki talks about Sweden
  67. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  68. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  69. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  70. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  71. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  72. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  73. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  74. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  75. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  76. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  77. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  78. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  79. Jon says “Gotcha”
  80. Tiago plays belly games
  81. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  82. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  83. Coffee complaints
  84. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  85. Tom K’s ankles on promenade