Boyko world- travel self- call Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Cakegate mention Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Taki talks about Sweden Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Atypical tissue sample anecdote Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Jon says “Gotcha” Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Comical underestimation Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) OKR clap back Tom K’s ankles on promenade Casey/Jess mind-meld Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Direction of the company changes due to new big idea dog genitalia discussion Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Twins in non- embark shirts Maria’s retirement planning David lets his hair down Abe takes a nap during a company event Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Injury sustained at the water park Chue caught resource- guarding her team “The way we did things at Care.com was” Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Exec comment triggers HR calls Tiago plays belly games Horsey talk New Slack channel is needlessly created Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Dog poop discussion Basepaws denigration Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Giant post-it notes Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Brett is wearing a baseball cap Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Fingerlakes wine put- down Anna glows with her love of Disney Erica glows with her love of Disney Maria drops an F bomb Finger guns ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Coffee complaints Daytime consumption of edibles Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Erica shortens someone’s name Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Food sends Annabel to her happy place Jamie says “It checks out” Boyko world- travel self- call Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Cakegate mention Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Taki talks about Sweden Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Atypical tissue sample anecdote Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Jon says “Gotcha” Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Comical underestimation Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) OKR clap back Tom K’s ankles on promenade Casey/Jess mind-meld Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Direction of the company changes due to new big idea dog genitalia discussion Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Twins in non- embark shirts Maria’s retirement planning David lets his hair down Abe takes a nap during a company event Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Injury sustained at the water park Chue caught resource- guarding her team “The way we did things at Care.com was” Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Exec comment triggers HR calls Tiago plays belly games Horsey talk New Slack channel is needlessly created Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Dog poop discussion Basepaws denigration Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Giant post-it notes Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Brett is wearing a baseball cap Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Fingerlakes wine put- down Anna glows with her love of Disney Erica glows with her love of Disney Maria drops an F bomb Finger guns ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Coffee complaints Daytime consumption of edibles Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Erica shortens someone’s name Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Food sends Annabel to her happy place Jamie says “It checks out”
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Boyko world-travel self-call
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Cakegate mention
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Taki talks about Sweden
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Jon says “Gotcha”
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Comical underestimation
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
OKR clap back
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
dog genitalia discussion
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Twins in non-embark shirts
Maria’s retirement planning
David lets his hair down
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Injury sustained at the water park
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Tiago plays belly games
Horsey talk
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Dog poop discussion
Basepaws denigration
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Giant post-it notes
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Maria drops an F bomb
Finger guns
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Coffee complaints
Daytime consumption of edibles
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Erica shortens someone’s name
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Jamie says “It checks out”
