Maria drops an F bomb Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Tom K’s ankles on promenade Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Dog poop discussion Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Erica glows with her love of Disney Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Chue caught resource- guarding her team Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Coffee complaints Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Basepaws denigration Atypical tissue sample anecdote Cakegate mention OKR clap back Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Tiago plays belly games Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) “The way we did things at Care.com was” Injury sustained at the water park “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Jon says “Gotcha” Brett is wearing a baseball cap Erica shortens someone’s name speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad David lets his hair down Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Anna glows with her love of Disney Finger guns Comical underestimation Boyko world- travel self- call Food sends Annabel to her happy place Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ dog genitalia discussion ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Jamie says “It checks out” Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Maria’s retirement planning Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Giant post-it notes Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Dogs aren't good at science, but we are execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Twins in non- embark shirts Fingerlakes wine put- down Horsey talk New Slack channel is needlessly created Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Casey/Jess mind-meld Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Daytime consumption of edibles Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Taki talks about Sweden David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Someone irish-exits for introvert time Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Abe takes a nap during a company event Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Exec comment triggers HR calls Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Maria drops an F bomb Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Tom K’s ankles on promenade Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Dog poop discussion Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Erica glows with her love of Disney Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Chue caught resource- guarding her team Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Coffee complaints Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Basepaws denigration Atypical tissue sample anecdote Cakegate mention OKR clap back Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Tiago plays belly games Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) “The way we did things at Care.com was” Injury sustained at the water park “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Jon says “Gotcha” Brett is wearing a baseball cap Erica shortens someone’s name speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad David lets his hair down Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Anna glows with her love of Disney Finger guns Comical underestimation Boyko world- travel self- call Food sends Annabel to her happy place Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ dog genitalia discussion ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Jamie says “It checks out” Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Maria’s retirement planning Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Giant post-it notes Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Dogs aren't good at science, but we are execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Twins in non- embark shirts Fingerlakes wine put- down Horsey talk New Slack channel is needlessly created Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Casey/Jess mind-meld Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Daytime consumption of edibles Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Taki talks about Sweden David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Someone irish-exits for introvert time Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Abe takes a nap during a company event Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Exec comment triggers HR calls Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
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Maria drops an F bomb
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Dog poop discussion
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Coffee complaints
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Basepaws denigration
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Cakegate mention
OKR clap back
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Tiago plays belly games
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Injury sustained at the water park
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Jon says “Gotcha”
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Erica shortens someone’s name
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
David lets his hair down
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Finger guns
Comical underestimation
Boyko world-travel self-call
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
dog genitalia discussion
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Jamie says “It checks out”
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Maria’s retirement planning
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Giant post-it notes
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Twins in non-embark shirts
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Horsey talk
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Daytime consumption of edibles
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Taki talks about Sweden
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
