Adam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Maria’sretirementplanningCoffeecomplaintsAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Ericaglows withher love ofDisneyBasepawsdenigrationMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Dog poopdiscussionTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badHorseytalkCasey/Jessmind-meldTiagoplays bellygamesEricashortenssomeone’snameDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginTom K’sankles onpromenadeNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedBrett iswearing abaseballcapDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesdoggenitaliadiscussionCakegatementionHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor Lyft"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Injurysustainedat thewater parkJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadache“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Someonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”ExeccommenttriggersHR callsMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsComicalunderestimationRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesChue caughtresource-guarding herteamDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Fingerlakeswine put-downSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Zenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")AtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseOKRclapbackDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaAbe takes anap duringa companyeventAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Chuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedGiantpost-itnotesLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)ARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Craven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Boykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryMariadrops anF bombFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplace“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”David letshis hairdownTwins innon-embarkshirtsAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayJon says“Gotcha”Old idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaDogsaren't goodat science,but we areBoykoworld-travel self-callAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Annaglows withher love ofDisneyTaki talksaboutSwedenTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistJamiesays “Itchecksout”FingergunsMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Maria’sretirementplanningCoffeecomplaintsAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Ericaglows withher love ofDisneyBasepawsdenigrationMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Dog poopdiscussionTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badHorseytalkCasey/Jessmind-meldTiagoplays bellygamesEricashortenssomeone’snameDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginTom K’sankles onpromenadeNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedBrett iswearing abaseballcapDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesdoggenitaliadiscussionCakegatementionHannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor Lyft"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Injurysustainedat thewater parkJess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadache“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Someonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”ExeccommenttriggersHR callsMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsComicalunderestimationRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesChue caughtresource-guarding herteamDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Fingerlakeswine put-downSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Zenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")AtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseOKRclapbackDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaAbe takes anap duringa companyeventAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Chuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedGiantpost-itnotesLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)ARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Craven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Boykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryMariadrops anF bombFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplace“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”David letshis hairdownTwins innon-embarkshirtsAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayJon says“Gotcha”Old idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaDogsaren't goodat science,but we areBoykoworld-travel self-callAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Annaglows withher love ofDisneyTaki talksaboutSwedenTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistJamiesays “Itchecksout”FingergunsMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficulties

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  2. Maria’s retirement planning
  3. Coffee complaints
  4. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  5. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  6. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  7. Basepaws denigration
  8. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  9. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  10. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  11. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  12. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  13. Dog poop discussion
  14. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  15. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  16. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  17. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  18. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  19. Horsey talk
  20. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  21. Tiago plays belly games
  22. Erica shortens someone’s name
  23. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  24. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  25. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  26. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  27. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  28. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  29. Daytime consumption of edibles
  30. dog genitalia discussion
  31. Cakegate mention
  32. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  33. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  34. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  35. Injury sustained at the water park
  36. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  37. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  38. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  39. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  40. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  41. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  42. Comical underestimation
  43. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  44. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  45. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  46. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  47. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  48. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  49. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  50. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  51. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  52. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  53. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  54. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  55. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  56. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  57. OKR clap back
  58. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  59. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  60. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  61. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  62. Giant post-it notes
  63. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  64. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  65. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  66. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  67. Maria drops an F bomb
  68. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  69. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  70. David lets his hair down
  71. Twins in non-embark shirts
  72. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  73. Jon says “Gotcha”
  74. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  75. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  76. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  77. Boyko world-travel self-call
  78. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  79. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  80. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  81. Taki talks about Sweden
  82. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  83. Jamie says “It checks out”
  84. Finger guns
  85. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties