Injury sustained at the water park Basepaws denigration execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Giant post-it notes Jamie says “It checks out” Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Fingerlakes wine put- down Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Daytime consumption of edibles Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Erica glows with her love of Disney Horsey talk Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Dog poop discussion Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Brett is wearing a baseball cap Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Abe takes a nap during a company event Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Boyko world- travel self- call Twins in non- embark shirts Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Anna glows with her love of Disney Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Comical underestimation David lets his hair down Taki talks about Sweden Coffee complaints speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Casey/Jess mind-meld “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Atypical tissue sample anecdote Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Maria’s retirement planning Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Tiago plays belly games Jon says “Gotcha” Chue caught resource- guarding her team Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Someone irish-exits for introvert time Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Cakegate mention David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Exec comment triggers HR calls “The way we did things at Care.com was” "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live dog genitalia discussion Tom K’s ankles on promenade Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist New Slack channel is needlessly created Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Dogs aren't good at science, but we are OKR clap back Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Finger guns Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Food sends Annabel to her happy place Maria drops an F bomb Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Erica shortens someone’s name Injury sustained at the water park Basepaws denigration execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Giant post-it notes Jamie says “It checks out” Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Fingerlakes wine put- down Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Daytime consumption of edibles Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Erica glows with her love of Disney Horsey talk Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Dog poop discussion Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Brett is wearing a baseball cap Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Abe takes a nap during a company event Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Boyko world- travel self- call Twins in non- embark shirts Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Anna glows with her love of Disney Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Comical underestimation David lets his hair down Taki talks about Sweden Coffee complaints speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Casey/Jess mind-meld “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Atypical tissue sample anecdote Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Maria’s retirement planning Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Tiago plays belly games Jon says “Gotcha” Chue caught resource- guarding her team Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Someone irish-exits for introvert time Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Cakegate mention David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Exec comment triggers HR calls “The way we did things at Care.com was” "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live dog genitalia discussion Tom K’s ankles on promenade Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist New Slack channel is needlessly created Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Dogs aren't good at science, but we are OKR clap back Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Finger guns Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Food sends Annabel to her happy place Maria drops an F bomb Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Erica shortens someone’s name
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Injury sustained at the water park
Basepaws denigration
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Giant post-it notes
Jamie says “It checks out”
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Daytime consumption of edibles
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Horsey talk
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Dog poop discussion
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Boyko world-travel self-call
Twins in non-embark shirts
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Comical underestimation
David lets his hair down
Taki talks about Sweden
Coffee complaints
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Casey/Jess mind-meld
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Maria’s retirement planning
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Tiago plays belly games
Jon says “Gotcha”
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Cakegate mention
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Exec comment triggers HR calls
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
dog genitalia discussion
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
OKR clap back
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Finger guns
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Maria drops an F bomb
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Erica shortens someone’s name
