Boykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storySomeoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Adam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingMaria’sretirementplanningCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Boykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingDogsaren't goodat science,but we areHorseytalkAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Extremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaAbe takes anap duringa companyeventSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeBoykoworld-travel self-callFingergunsOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistDavid letshis hairdownEricashortenssomeone’snameBasepawsdenigrationGiantpost-itnotesAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Someonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)David’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourday“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Newemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedBrett iswearing abaseballcapNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceExeccommenttriggersHR callsdoggenitaliadiscussionZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningEricaglows withher love ofDisneyAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badCakegatementionNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Casey/Jessmind-meldDog poopdiscussionComicalunderestimationMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Hannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toTaki talksaboutSwedenJamiesays “Itchecksout”Direction ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaTwins innon-embarkshirtsOKRclapbackEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Someonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Injurysustainedat thewater parkCoffeecomplaintsMariadrops anF bombJon says“Gotcha”Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteTom K’sankles onpromenadeFingerlakeswine put-downChue caughtresource-guarding herteam“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”ARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Room’stightestpants are onBen BrooksAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Discussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesTiagoplays bellygamesBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storySomeoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Adam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingMaria’sretirementplanningCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Boykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingDogsaren't goodat science,but we areHorseytalkAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Extremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaAbe takes anap duringa companyeventSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeBoykoworld-travel self-callFingergunsOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistDavid letshis hairdownEricashortenssomeone’snameBasepawsdenigrationGiantpost-itnotesAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Someonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)David’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourday“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Newemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedBrett iswearing abaseballcapNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceExeccommenttriggersHR callsdoggenitaliadiscussionZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedOld idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningEricaglows withher love ofDisneyAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badCakegatementionNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Casey/Jessmind-meldDog poopdiscussionComicalunderestimationMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Hannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toTaki talksaboutSwedenJamiesays “Itchecksout”Direction ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaTwins innon-embarkshirtsOKRclapbackEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Someonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Injurysustainedat thewater parkCoffeecomplaintsMariadrops anF bombJon says“Gotcha”Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteTom K’sankles onpromenadeFingerlakeswine put-downChue caughtresource-guarding herteam“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”ARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Room’stightestpants are onBen BrooksAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Discussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesTiagoplays bellygames

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  2. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  3. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  4. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  5. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  6. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  7. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  8. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  9. Maria’s retirement planning
  10. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  11. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  12. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  13. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  14. Horsey talk
  15. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  16. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  17. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  18. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  19. Boyko world-travel self-call
  20. Finger guns
  21. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  22. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  23. David lets his hair down
  24. Erica shortens someone’s name
  25. Basepaws denigration
  26. Giant post-it notes
  27. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  28. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  29. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  30. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  31. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  32. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  33. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  34. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  35. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  36. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  37. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  38. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  39. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  40. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  41. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  42. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  43. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  44. dog genitalia discussion
  45. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  46. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  47. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  48. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  49. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  50. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  51. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  52. Cakegate mention
  53. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  54. Daytime consumption of edibles
  55. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  56. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  57. Dog poop discussion
  58. Comical underestimation
  59. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  60. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  61. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  62. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  63. Taki talks about Sweden
  64. Jamie says “It checks out”
  65. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  66. Twins in non-embark shirts
  67. OKR clap back
  68. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  69. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  70. Injury sustained at the water park
  71. Coffee complaints
  72. Maria drops an F bomb
  73. Jon says “Gotcha”
  74. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  75. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  76. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  77. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  78. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  79. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  80. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  81. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  82. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  83. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  84. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  85. Tiago plays belly games