Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Tom K’s ankles on promenade Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Anna glows with her love of Disney Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Boyko world- travel self- call Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Finger guns Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Twins in non- embark shirts Maria’s retirement planning Erica shortens someone’s name Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Jon says “Gotcha” Exec comment triggers HR calls Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Food sends Annabel to her happy place Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise dog genitalia discussion Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Tiago plays belly games Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) “The way we did things at Care.com was” Fingerlakes wine put- down Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Taki talks about Sweden David lets his hair down New Slack channel is needlessly created Erica glows with her love of Disney Coffee complaints speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Chue caught resource- guarding her team Brett is wearing a baseball cap Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Casey/Jess mind-meld Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Comical underestimation Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Atypical tissue sample anecdote Basepaws denigration Giant post-it notes Someone irish-exits for introvert time Dog poop discussion “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Horsey talk "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Maria drops an F bomb OKR clap back Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Abe takes a nap during a company event Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Injury sustained at the water park Jamie says “It checks out” Cakegate mention Daytime consumption of edibles Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Tom K’s ankles on promenade Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Anna glows with her love of Disney Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Boyko world- travel self- call Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Finger guns Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Twins in non- embark shirts Maria’s retirement planning Erica shortens someone’s name Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Jon says “Gotcha” Exec comment triggers HR calls Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Food sends Annabel to her happy place Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise dog genitalia discussion Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Tiago plays belly games Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) “The way we did things at Care.com was” Fingerlakes wine put- down Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Taki talks about Sweden David lets his hair down New Slack channel is needlessly created Erica glows with her love of Disney Coffee complaints speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Chue caught resource- guarding her team Brett is wearing a baseball cap Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Casey/Jess mind-meld Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Comical underestimation Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Atypical tissue sample anecdote Basepaws denigration Giant post-it notes Someone irish-exits for introvert time Dog poop discussion “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Horsey talk "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Maria drops an F bomb OKR clap back Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Abe takes a nap during a company event Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Injury sustained at the water park Jamie says “It checks out” Cakegate mention Daytime consumption of edibles
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Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Boyko world-travel self-call
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Finger guns
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Twins in non-embark shirts
Maria’s retirement planning
Erica shortens someone’s name
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Jon says “Gotcha”
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
dog genitalia discussion
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Tiago plays belly games
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Taki talks about Sweden
David lets his hair down
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Coffee complaints
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Comical underestimation
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Basepaws denigration
Giant post-it notes
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Dog poop discussion
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Horsey talk
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Maria drops an F bomb
OKR clap back
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Injury sustained at the water park
Jamie says “It checks out”
Cakegate mention
Daytime consumption of edibles
