Nick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftTwins innon-embarkshirtsSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Alan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toMaria’sretirementplanningAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Extremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaGiantpost-itnotesDogsaren't goodat science,but we areTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowheredoggenitaliadiscussionAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Newemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Boykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingChue caughtresource-guarding herteamMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningTiagoplays bellygamesDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesTaki talksaboutSwedenFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaFingerlakeswine put-downEricashortenssomeone’snameOKRclapbackBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Old deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomDog poopdiscussionExeccommenttriggersHR callsDavid letshis hairdownCoffeecomplaints“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Mariadrops anF bombComicalunderestimationMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeInjurysustainedat thewater parkMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayCakegatementionZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyFingergunsLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Jon says“Gotcha”BasepawsdenigrationHorseytalkQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearBrett iswearing abaseballcapHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Old idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseTom K’sankles onpromenadeZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaAlanintroduces anew Trelloplugin“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Egregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Adam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheAbe takes anap duringa companyeventSomeoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsJamiesays “Itchecksout”Ericaglows withher love ofDisneyCasey/Jessmind-meldBoykoworld-travel self-callChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Zenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)Nick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftTwins innon-embarkshirtsSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Alan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toMaria’sretirementplanningAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Extremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaGiantpost-itnotesDogsaren't goodat science,but we areTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowheredoggenitaliadiscussionAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Newemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”Boykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingChue caughtresource-guarding herteamMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningTiagoplays bellygamesDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesTaki talksaboutSwedenFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceRoom’stightestpants are onBen BrooksDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaFingerlakeswine put-downEricashortenssomeone’snameOKRclapbackBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Old deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praiseCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleDetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomDog poopdiscussionExeccommenttriggersHR callsDavid letshis hairdownCoffeecomplaints“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”Mariadrops anF bombComicalunderestimationMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesSomeonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeInjurysustainedat thewater parkMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayCakegatementionZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyFingergunsLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Jon says“Gotcha”BasepawsdenigrationHorseytalkQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayRyanpronounces“that” as“thot”Casey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearBrett iswearing abaseballcapHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Old idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseTom K’sankles onpromenadeZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaAlanintroduces anew Trelloplugin“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Egregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)Adam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheAbe takes anap duringa companyeventSomeoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsJamiesays “Itchecksout”Ericaglows withher love ofDisneyCasey/Jessmind-meldBoykoworld-travel self-callChuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"Zenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteAshleydefers tothe boss(her cat)

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  2. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  3. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  4. Twins in non-embark shirts
  5. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  6. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  7. Maria’s retirement planning
  8. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  9. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  10. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  11. Giant post-it notes
  12. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  13. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  14. dog genitalia discussion
  15. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  16. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  17. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  18. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  19. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  20. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  21. Tiago plays belly games
  22. Daytime consumption of edibles
  23. Taki talks about Sweden
  24. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  25. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  26. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  27. Fingerlakes wine put-down
  28. Erica shortens someone’s name
  29. OKR clap back
  30. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  31. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  32. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  33. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  34. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  35. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  36. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  37. Dog poop discussion
  38. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  39. David lets his hair down
  40. Coffee complaints
  41. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  42. Maria drops an F bomb
  43. Comical underestimation
  44. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  45. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  46. Injury sustained at the water park
  47. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  48. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  49. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  50. Cakegate mention
  51. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  52. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  53. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  54. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  55. Finger guns
  56. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  57. Jon says “Gotcha”
  58. Basepaws denigration
  59. Horsey talk
  60. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  61. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  62. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  63. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  64. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  65. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  66. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  67. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  68. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  69. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  70. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  71. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  72. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  73. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  74. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  75. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  76. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  77. Jamie says “It checks out”
  78. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  79. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  80. Boyko world-travel self-call
  81. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  82. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  83. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  84. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  85. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)