Direction ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”DetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"ComicalunderestimationAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Someonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyBoykoworld-travel self-callEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)ExeccommenttriggersHR callsAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Chue caughtresource-guarding herteam“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Dogsaren't goodat science,but we areAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsTom K’sankles onpromenadeDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceBrett iswearing abaseballcapDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesTiagoplays bellygamesAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeDog poopdiscussionEricashortenssomeone’snameCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleAbe takes anap duringa companyevent“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”OKRclapbackOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praise"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheCasey/Jessmind-meldZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedCakegatementionTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereEricaglows withher love ofDisneydoggenitaliadiscussionSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Chuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedJon says“Gotcha”David letshis hairdownBasepawsdenigrationInjurysustainedat thewater parkSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Taki talksaboutSwedenspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftJamiesays “Itchecksout”Ashleydefers tothe boss(her cat)CoffeecomplaintsNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyTwins innon-embarkshirtsMaria’sretirementplanningHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Ryanpronounces“that” as“thot”Old idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseHorseytalkRoom’stightestpants are onBen Brooksexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingGiantpost-itnotesBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveFingergunsMariadrops anF bombCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Fingerlakeswine put-downDirection ofthe companychanges dueto new bigideaBoykocomment ->Evelin laughsin order not tocryMackenziethoughtfullynods andsmiles whilelisteningZenooruthlesslyshuts downa Ryan ideaNewemployeesuggests“Embark forcats”DetectMeghan’slaugh fromthe nextroomARBpronouncesWobbler"Whoa-bbler"ComicalunderestimationAlan’s brutalhonesty givesus allsomething toaspire toTom B.thoughtfulpiratebeard twistCasey andAlison nerdout overcamera gearAlan raisesmeetings asa topic in ameetingMic-drop-worthyresponse to aquestion (to claimyou must call out"drop the mic")Someonetries to takethe leftoverliquor homeMeetingsessiondelayed >5minutes due toscreen-sharedifficultiesExtremefiscaldisciplinefrom MariaZenoo’snot thatold, don’tfeel badAnnaglows withher love ofDisneyBoykoworld-travel self-callEgregiouscorporateverb-as-noun(“a solve”, “anask”)ExeccommenttriggersHR callsAdam G.refers to anon-fooditem as‘tasty’Chue caughtresource-guarding herteam“The way wedid things atCare.comwas”Dogsaren't goodat science,but we areAlanintroduces anew TrellopluginMeghan talkslovingly abouther favoriteraptor,FluffypantsTom K’sankles onpromenadeDaytimeconsumptionof ediblesFood sendsAnnabel toher happyplaceBrett iswearing abaseballcapDavid’s senseof humorgenuinelybrightens yourdayDiscussions getheated andDarya saysnothing, yeteverything withher eyesTiagoplays bellygamesAtypicaltissuesampleanecdoteMatt avoidsconflict (silentlychecks out ofBoykoargument)Someoneirish-exitsfor introverttimeDog poopdiscussionEricashortenssomeone’snameCollectivesigh re:wolfdogpeopleAbe takes anap duringa companyevent“I don’t thinkthis applies tomy team, myteam is specialand different”OKRclapbackOld deadproject ->rebranded ->newidea/project ->praise"Closing thebooks" isdiscussed indetailAndrea goesmidwestern(or referencesWisc)Jess forgot towear herglasses, hasmysteriousheadacheCasey/Jessmind-meldZenoo’s truecut-throatnature isrevealedCakegatementionTom B.MickeyMouse voiceout ofnowhereEricaglows withher love ofDisneydoggenitaliadiscussionSomeonepronounces“Embark” liketwo words(“Em bark”)Chuevisibly oraudiblyfrustratedJon says“Gotcha”David letshis hairdownBasepawsdenigrationInjurysustainedat thewater parkSomeonecomplainsabout Slack,then suggests“putting it inSlack”Taki talksaboutSwedenspeedingticket on theway to or atthe offsiteNew Slackchannel isneedlesslycreatedLifestyle trendhumble-brag(call out withan OwenWilson “wow”)Hannahreferences heryear under arock workingfor LyftJamiesays “Itchecksout”Ashleydefers tothe boss(her cat)CoffeecomplaintsNick’ssarcasmgame isdeadlyTwins innon-embarkshirtsMaria’sretirementplanningHannahreschedules ameeting (if it'sthe 3rd time,instant bingo)Ryanpronounces“that” as“thot”Old idea ->newemployee ->new idea ->praiseHorseytalkRoom’stightestpants are onBen Brooksexecs solicitquestions/feedbackand nobody saysanythingGiantpost-itnotesBoykos spendmore than 30minutes talkingabout theirfounder storyAaron hairflip takesyour breathawayQ3 OKRgets fullydestroyed,liveFingergunsMariadrops anF bombCraven answerto execquestion (mustcall out ahearty “amen”)Fingerlakeswine put-down

Embark Offsite 2019 Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
  2. Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
  3. Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
  4. Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
  5. New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
  6. Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
  7. ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
  8. Comical underestimation
  9. Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
  10. Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
  11. Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
  12. Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
  13. Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
  14. Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
  15. Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
  16. Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
  17. Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
  18. Anna glows with her love of Disney
  19. Boyko world-travel self-call
  20. Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
  21. Exec comment triggers HR calls
  22. Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
  23. Chue caught resource-guarding her team
  24. “The way we did things at Care.com was”
  25. Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
  26. Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
  27. Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
  28. Tom K’s ankles on promenade
  29. Daytime consumption of edibles
  30. Food sends Annabel to her happy place
  31. Brett is wearing a baseball cap
  32. David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
  33. Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
  34. Tiago plays belly games
  35. Atypical tissue sample anecdote
  36. Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
  37. Someone irish-exits for introvert time
  38. Dog poop discussion
  39. Erica shortens someone’s name
  40. Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
  41. Abe takes a nap during a company event
  42. “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
  43. OKR clap back
  44. Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
  45. "Closing the books" is discussed in detail
  46. Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
  47. Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
  48. Casey/Jess mind-meld
  49. Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
  50. Cakegate mention
  51. Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
  52. Erica glows with her love of Disney
  53. dog genitalia discussion
  54. Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
  55. Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
  56. Jon says “Gotcha”
  57. David lets his hair down
  58. Basepaws denigration
  59. Injury sustained at the water park
  60. Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
  61. Taki talks about Sweden
  62. speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
  63. New Slack channel is needlessly created
  64. Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
  65. Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
  66. Jamie says “It checks out”
  67. Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
  68. Coffee complaints
  69. Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
  70. Twins in non-embark shirts
  71. Maria’s retirement planning
  72. Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
  73. Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
  74. Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
  75. Horsey talk
  76. Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
  77. execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
  78. Giant post-it notes
  79. Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
  80. Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
  81. Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
  82. Finger guns
  83. Maria drops an F bomb
  84. Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
  85. Fingerlakes wine put-down