ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Injury sustained at the water park Atypical tissue sample anecdote Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Finger guns Casey/Jess mind-meld Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Cakegate mention Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room “The way we did things at Care.com was” New Slack channel is needlessly created Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Erica shortens someone’s name Aaron hair flip takes your breath away "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Boyko world- travel self- call Tom K’s ankles on promenade Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Abe takes a nap during a company event Twins in non- embark shirts Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Erica glows with her love of Disney New employee suggests “Embark for cats” dog genitalia discussion Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Comical underestimation Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Daytime consumption of edibles Exec comment triggers HR calls “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Maria’s retirement planning Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Horsey talk Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Taki talks about Sweden Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Basepaws denigration Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear David lets his hair down Coffee complaints Anna glows with her love of Disney Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Jamie says “It checks out” Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Maria drops an F bomb Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Dog poop discussion Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Chue caught resource- guarding her team speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) OKR clap back execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Tiago plays belly games Giant post-it notes Someone irish-exits for introvert time Fingerlakes wine put- down Brett is wearing a baseball cap Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Food sends Annabel to her happy place Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Jon says “Gotcha” Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Injury sustained at the water park Atypical tissue sample anecdote Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Finger guns Casey/Jess mind-meld Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Cakegate mention Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room “The way we did things at Care.com was” New Slack channel is needlessly created Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Erica shortens someone’s name Aaron hair flip takes your breath away "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Boyko world- travel self- call Tom K’s ankles on promenade Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Abe takes a nap during a company event Twins in non- embark shirts Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Erica glows with her love of Disney New employee suggests “Embark for cats” dog genitalia discussion Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Comical underestimation Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Daytime consumption of edibles Exec comment triggers HR calls “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Maria’s retirement planning Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Horsey talk Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Taki talks about Sweden Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Basepaws denigration Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear David lets his hair down Coffee complaints Anna glows with her love of Disney Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Jamie says “It checks out” Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Maria drops an F bomb Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Dog poop discussion Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Chue caught resource- guarding her team speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) OKR clap back execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Tiago plays belly games Giant post-it notes Someone irish-exits for introvert time Fingerlakes wine put- down Brett is wearing a baseball cap Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Food sends Annabel to her happy place Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Jon says “Gotcha” Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
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ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Injury sustained at the water park
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Finger guns
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Cakegate mention
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Erica shortens someone’s name
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Boyko world-travel self-call
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Twins in non-embark shirts
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Erica glows with her love of Disney
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
dog genitalia discussion
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Comical underestimation
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Daytime consumption of edibles
Exec comment triggers HR calls
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Maria’s retirement planning
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Horsey talk
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Taki talks about Sweden
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Basepaws denigration
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
David lets his hair down
Coffee complaints
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Jamie says “It checks out”
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Maria drops an F bomb
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Dog poop discussion
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
OKR clap back
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Tiago plays belly games
Giant post-it notes
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Jon says “Gotcha”
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
