Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Atypical tissue sample anecdote Horsey talk Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea New Slack channel is needlessly created OKR clap back David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Tom K’s ankles on promenade Taki talks about Sweden Chue caught resource- guarding her team Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Comical underestimation Daytime consumption of edibles Brett is wearing a baseball cap Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Maria drops an F bomb Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Coffee complaints execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Food sends Annabel to her happy place Boyko world- travel self- call Twins in non- embark shirts Casey/Jess mind-meld Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Giant post-it notes Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Dog poop discussion Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Exec comment triggers HR calls Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Erica shortens someone’s name Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere “The way we did things at Care.com was” Jon says “Gotcha” Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Cakegate mention Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Abe takes a nap during a company event speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Injury sustained at the water park Erica glows with her love of Disney Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Basepaws denigration Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks dog genitalia discussion Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Jamie says “It checks out” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Tiago plays belly games Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Finger guns Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Fingerlakes wine put- down David lets his hair down Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Anna glows with her love of Disney Maria’s retirement planning Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Atypical tissue sample anecdote Horsey talk Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea New Slack channel is needlessly created OKR clap back David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Tom K’s ankles on promenade Taki talks about Sweden Chue caught resource- guarding her team Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Comical underestimation Daytime consumption of edibles Brett is wearing a baseball cap Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Maria drops an F bomb Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Coffee complaints execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Food sends Annabel to her happy place Boyko world- travel self- call Twins in non- embark shirts Casey/Jess mind-meld Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Giant post-it notes Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Dog poop discussion Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Exec comment triggers HR calls Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Erica shortens someone’s name Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere “The way we did things at Care.com was” Jon says “Gotcha” Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Cakegate mention Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Abe takes a nap during a company event speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Injury sustained at the water park Erica glows with her love of Disney Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Basepaws denigration Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks dog genitalia discussion Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Jamie says “It checks out” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Tiago plays belly games Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Finger guns Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Fingerlakes wine put- down David lets his hair down Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Anna glows with her love of Disney Maria’s retirement planning
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Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Horsey talk
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
New Slack channel is needlessly created
OKR clap back
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Taki talks about Sweden
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Comical underestimation
Daytime consumption of edibles
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Maria drops an F bomb
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Coffee complaints
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Boyko world-travel self-call
Twins in non-embark shirts
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Giant post-it notes
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Dog poop discussion
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Erica shortens someone’s name
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Jon says “Gotcha”
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Cakegate mention
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Abe takes a nap during a company event
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Injury sustained at the water park
Erica glows with her love of Disney
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Basepaws denigration
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
dog genitalia discussion
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Jamie says “It checks out”
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Tiago plays belly games
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Finger guns
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Fingerlakes wine put-down
David lets his hair down
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Maria’s retirement planning
