New Slack channel is needlessly created Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Injury sustained at the water park Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Giant post-it notes Finger guns Jon says “Gotcha” Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Taki talks about Sweden Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Chue caught resource- guarding her team Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Cakegate mention speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Fingerlakes wine put- down “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Dog poop discussion New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Horsey talk Coffee complaints execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Someone irish-exits for introvert time Comical underestimation Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Tiago plays belly games Maria’s retirement planning "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Anna glows with her love of Disney Exec comment triggers HR calls Aaron hair flip takes your breath away David lets his hair down Atypical tissue sample anecdote Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Brett is wearing a baseball cap Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Daytime consumption of edibles Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Casey/Jess mind-meld Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Tom K’s ankles on promenade Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Jamie says “It checks out” Erica glows with her love of Disney ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Maria drops an F bomb Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Twins in non- embark shirts Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) “The way we did things at Care.com was” dog genitalia discussion Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Boyko world- travel self- call Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Erica shortens someone’s name Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Abe takes a nap during a company event Basepaws denigration Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks OKR clap back Food sends Annabel to her happy place Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft New Slack channel is needlessly created Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Injury sustained at the water park Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Giant post-it notes Finger guns Jon says “Gotcha” Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Taki talks about Sweden Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Chue caught resource- guarding her team Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Cakegate mention speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Fingerlakes wine put- down “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Dog poop discussion New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Horsey talk Coffee complaints execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Someone irish-exits for introvert time Comical underestimation Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Tiago plays belly games Maria’s retirement planning "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Anna glows with her love of Disney Exec comment triggers HR calls Aaron hair flip takes your breath away David lets his hair down Atypical tissue sample anecdote Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Brett is wearing a baseball cap Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Daytime consumption of edibles Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Casey/Jess mind-meld Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Tom K’s ankles on promenade Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Jamie says “It checks out” Erica glows with her love of Disney ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Maria drops an F bomb Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Twins in non- embark shirts Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) “The way we did things at Care.com was” dog genitalia discussion Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Boyko world- travel self- call Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Erica shortens someone’s name Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Abe takes a nap during a company event Basepaws denigration Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks OKR clap back Food sends Annabel to her happy place Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
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New Slack channel is needlessly created
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Injury sustained at the water park
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Giant post-it notes
Finger guns
Jon says “Gotcha”
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Taki talks about Sweden
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Cakegate mention
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Fingerlakes wine put-down
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Dog poop discussion
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Horsey talk
Coffee complaints
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Comical underestimation
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Tiago plays belly games
Maria’s retirement planning
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
David lets his hair down
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Daytime consumption of edibles
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Jamie says “It checks out”
Erica glows with her love of Disney
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Maria drops an F bomb
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Twins in non-embark shirts
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
dog genitalia discussion
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Boyko world-travel self-call
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Erica shortens someone’s name
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Basepaws denigration
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
OKR clap back
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
