Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Boyko world- travel self- call Cakegate mention Atypical tissue sample anecdote execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Horsey talk Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Jon says “Gotcha” Fingerlakes wine put- down “The way we did things at Care.com was” Comical underestimation Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Twins in non- embark shirts Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Food sends Annabel to her happy place Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Taki talks about Sweden Brett is wearing a baseball cap Erica glows with her love of Disney New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Finger guns Maria’s retirement planning Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Tiago plays belly games OKR clap back Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise David lets his hair down Chue caught resource- guarding her team Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed New Slack channel is needlessly created Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Someone irish-exits for introvert time Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Dog poop discussion Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Maria drops an F bomb Injury sustained at the water park Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Coffee complaints Abe takes a nap during a company event Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Jamie says “It checks out” Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Daytime consumption of edibles Tom K’s ankles on promenade Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Exec comment triggers HR calls Basepaws denigration ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Anna glows with her love of Disney Alan introduces a new Trello plugin “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Erica shortens someone’s name dog genitalia discussion Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Giant post-it notes "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Casey/Jess mind-meld Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Boyko world- travel self- call Cakegate mention Atypical tissue sample anecdote execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Horsey talk Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Jon says “Gotcha” Fingerlakes wine put- down “The way we did things at Care.com was” Comical underestimation Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Twins in non- embark shirts Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Food sends Annabel to her happy place Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Taki talks about Sweden Brett is wearing a baseball cap Erica glows with her love of Disney New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Finger guns Maria’s retirement planning Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Tiago plays belly games OKR clap back Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise David lets his hair down Chue caught resource- guarding her team Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed New Slack channel is needlessly created Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Someone irish-exits for introvert time Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Dog poop discussion Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Maria drops an F bomb Injury sustained at the water park Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Coffee complaints Abe takes a nap during a company event Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Jamie says “It checks out” Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Daytime consumption of edibles Tom K’s ankles on promenade Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Exec comment triggers HR calls Basepaws denigration ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Anna glows with her love of Disney Alan introduces a new Trello plugin “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Erica shortens someone’s name dog genitalia discussion Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Giant post-it notes "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Casey/Jess mind-meld Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
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Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Boyko world-travel self-call
Cakegate mention
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Horsey talk
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Jon says “Gotcha”
Fingerlakes wine put-down
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Comical underestimation
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Twins in non-embark shirts
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Taki talks about Sweden
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Erica glows with her love of Disney
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Finger guns
Maria’s retirement planning
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Tiago plays belly games
OKR clap back
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
David lets his hair down
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Dog poop discussion
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Maria drops an F bomb
Injury sustained at the water park
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Coffee complaints
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Jamie says “It checks out”
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Daytime consumption of edibles
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Basepaws denigration
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Erica shortens someone’s name
dog genitalia discussion
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Giant post-it notes
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
