Erica glows with her love of Disney Jon says “Gotcha” Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Casey/Jess mind-meld Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Finger guns Horsey talk Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Exec comment triggers HR calls Injury sustained at the water park New Slack channel is needlessly created Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Brett is wearing a baseball cap Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly “The way we did things at Care.com was” Taki talks about Sweden Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Dog poop discussion Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Cakegate mention Atypical tissue sample anecdote Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Basepaws denigration Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Chue caught resource- guarding her team Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) dog genitalia discussion Giant post-it notes Boyko world- travel self- call Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Maria’s retirement planning OKR clap back David lets his hair down Maria drops an F bomb Fingerlakes wine put- down Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Coffee complaints Daytime consumption of edibles Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Abe takes a nap during a company event Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Food sends Annabel to her happy place Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Jamie says “It checks out” Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Erica shortens someone’s name execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom K’s ankles on promenade Tiago plays belly games Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Comical underestimation Twins in non- embark shirts Anna glows with her love of Disney Erica glows with her love of Disney Jon says “Gotcha” Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Casey/Jess mind-meld Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Finger guns Horsey talk Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” Someone irish-exits for introvert time Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Exec comment triggers HR calls Injury sustained at the water park New Slack channel is needlessly created Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea Brett is wearing a baseball cap Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly “The way we did things at Care.com was” Taki talks about Sweden Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Dog poop discussion Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Cakegate mention Atypical tissue sample anecdote Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Basepaws denigration Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Chue caught resource- guarding her team Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) dog genitalia discussion Giant post-it notes Boyko world- travel self- call Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Maria’s retirement planning OKR clap back David lets his hair down Maria drops an F bomb Fingerlakes wine put- down Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Coffee complaints Daytime consumption of edibles Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Abe takes a nap during a company event Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks Food sends Annabel to her happy place Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Jamie says “It checks out” Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Erica shortens someone’s name execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Tom K’s ankles on promenade Tiago plays belly games Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Comical underestimation Twins in non- embark shirts Anna glows with her love of Disney
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Erica glows with her love of Disney
Jon says “Gotcha”
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Finger guns
Horsey talk
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Injury sustained at the water park
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Taki talks about Sweden
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Dog poop discussion
Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Cakegate mention
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Basepaws denigration
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
dog genitalia discussion
Giant post-it notes
Boyko world-travel self-call
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Maria’s retirement planning
OKR clap back
David lets his hair down
Maria drops an F bomb
Fingerlakes wine put-down
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Coffee complaints
Daytime consumption of edibles
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Abe takes a nap during a company event
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Jamie says “It checks out”
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Erica shortens someone’s name
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Tiago plays belly games
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Comical underestimation
Twins in non-embark shirts
Anna glows with her love of Disney
