Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Comical underestimation Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Anna glows with her love of Disney Boyko world- travel self- call Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Exec comment triggers HR calls Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Chue caught resource- guarding her team “The way we did things at Care.com was” Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Tom K’s ankles on promenade Daytime consumption of edibles Food sends Annabel to her happy place Brett is wearing a baseball cap David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Tiago plays belly games Atypical tissue sample anecdote Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Someone irish-exits for introvert time Dog poop discussion Erica shortens someone’s name Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Abe takes a nap during a company event “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” OKR clap back Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Casey/Jess mind-meld Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Cakegate mention Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Erica glows with her love of Disney dog genitalia discussion Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Jon says “Gotcha” David lets his hair down Basepaws denigration Injury sustained at the water park Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Taki talks about Sweden speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite New Slack channel is needlessly created Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Jamie says “It checks out” Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Coffee complaints Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Twins in non- embark shirts Maria’s retirement planning Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Horsey talk Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Giant post-it notes Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Finger guns Maria drops an F bomb Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Fingerlakes wine put- down Direction of the company changes due to new big idea Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea New employee suggests “Embark for cats” Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler" Comical underestimation Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic") Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad Anna glows with her love of Disney Boyko world- travel self- call Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”) Exec comment triggers HR calls Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’ Chue caught resource- guarding her team “The way we did things at Care.com was” Dogs aren't good at science, but we are Alan introduces a new Trello plugin Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants Tom K’s ankles on promenade Daytime consumption of edibles Food sends Annabel to her happy place Brett is wearing a baseball cap David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes Tiago plays belly games Atypical tissue sample anecdote Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument) Someone irish-exits for introvert time Dog poop discussion Erica shortens someone’s name Collective sigh re: wolfdog people Abe takes a nap during a company event “I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different” OKR clap back Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise "Closing the books" is discussed in detail Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc) Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache Casey/Jess mind-meld Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed Cakegate mention Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere Erica glows with her love of Disney dog genitalia discussion Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”) Chue visibly or audibly frustrated Jon says “Gotcha” David lets his hair down Basepaws denigration Injury sustained at the water park Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack” Taki talks about Sweden speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite New Slack channel is needlessly created Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”) Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft Jamie says “It checks out” Ashley defers to the boss (her cat) Coffee complaints Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly Twins in non- embark shirts Maria’s retirement planning Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo) Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot” Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise Horsey talk Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything Giant post-it notes Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story Aaron hair flip takes your breath away Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live Finger guns Maria drops an F bomb Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”) Fingerlakes wine put- down
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Direction of the company changes due to new big idea
Boyko comment -> Evelin laughs in order not to cry
Mackenzie thoughtfully nods and smiles while listening
Zenoo ruthlessly shuts down a Ryan idea
New employee suggests “Embark for cats”
Detect Meghan’s laugh from the next room
ARB pronounces Wobbler "Whoa-bbler"
Comical underestimation
Alan’s brutal honesty gives us all something to aspire to
Tom B. thoughtful pirate beard twist
Casey and Alison nerd out over camera gear
Alan raises meetings as a topic in a meeting
Mic-drop-worthy response to a question (to claim you must call out "drop the mic")
Someone tries to take the leftover liquor home
Meeting session delayed >5 minutes due to screen-share difficulties
Extreme fiscal discipline from Maria
Zenoo’s not that old, don’t feel bad
Anna glows with her love of Disney
Boyko world-travel self-call
Egregious corporate verb-as-noun (“a solve”, “an ask”)
Exec comment triggers HR calls
Adam G. refers to a non-food item as ‘tasty’
Chue caught resource-guarding her team
“The way we did things at Care.com was”
Dogs aren't good at science, but we are
Alan introduces a new Trello plugin
Meghan talks lovingly about her favorite raptor, Fluffypants
Tom K’s ankles on promenade
Daytime consumption of edibles
Food sends Annabel to her happy place
Brett is wearing a baseball cap
David’s sense of humor genuinely brightens your day
Discussions get heated and Darya says nothing, yet everything with her eyes
Tiago plays belly games
Atypical tissue sample anecdote
Matt avoids conflict (silently checks out of Boyko argument)
Someone irish-exits for introvert time
Dog poop discussion
Erica shortens someone’s name
Collective sigh re: wolfdog people
Abe takes a nap during a company event
“I don’t think this applies to my team, my team is special and different”
OKR clap back
Old dead project -> rebranded -> new idea/project -> praise
"Closing the books" is discussed in detail
Andrea goes midwestern (or references Wisc)
Jess forgot to wear her glasses, has mysterious headache
Casey/Jess mind-meld
Zenoo’s true cut-throat nature is revealed
Cakegate mention
Tom B. Mickey Mouse voice out of nowhere
Erica glows with her love of Disney
dog genitalia discussion
Someone pronounces “Embark” like two words (“Em bark”)
Chue visibly or audibly frustrated
Jon says “Gotcha”
David lets his hair down
Basepaws denigration
Injury sustained at the water park
Someone complains about Slack, then suggests “putting it in Slack”
Taki talks about Sweden
speeding ticket on the way to or at the offsite
New Slack channel is needlessly created
Lifestyle trend humble-brag (call out with an Owen Wilson “wow”)
Hannah references her year under a rock working for Lyft
Jamie says “It checks out”
Ashley defers to the boss (her cat)
Coffee complaints
Nick’s sarcasm game is deadly
Twins in non-embark shirts
Maria’s retirement planning
Hannah reschedules a meeting (if it's the 3rd time, instant bingo)
Ryan pronounces “that” as “thot”
Old idea -> new employee -> new idea -> praise
Horsey talk
Room’s tightest pants are on Ben Brooks
execs solicit questions/feedback and nobody says anything
Giant post-it notes
Boykos spend more than 30 minutes talking about their founder story
Aaron hair flip takes your breath away
Q3 OKR gets fully destroyed, live
Finger guns
Maria drops an F bomb
Craven answer to exec question (must call out a hearty “amen”)
Fingerlakes wine put-down
