Smelledsomeonemicrowavingfish at work!Hoardedsnacks in yourown personalsnack drawerGot lost ina CoupaapprovalprocessLeft yourchatnotificationson whenpresentingTold sales you’ddo somethingyou had nointention ofdoingOverusedbuzzwordsSaid“Case oftheMonday’s”Sangat yourdesk.Published anasset withoutContentReviewapprovalHas gottenthe shakesfrom one toomany coldbrewsGot anidea shutdown bylegalAccidentallyblasted yourmusic outloud at yourdeskAttemptedan ABMcampaignAte a“SnackCartLunch”Talked toyourself andhad theperson next toyou respondOverspentquarterlybudget in thefirst monthCompletelyforgot adeadlineBlamedMarketoforsomethingPretended tobe in salesto get thefree foodCriedat workLove-haterelationshipwith AsanaRushed anitem throughContentReviewGot confusedby CMPcodes inVoldemortdocQuoted“TheOffice” atthe office.Sent anemail witha typo tocustomersHad an emojiremoved fromcontentreviewCanpronounce“statisticalsignificance”Said “Hi” tosomeone formonths, andnever knewtheir name.Ran an A/Btest wherethe controlwonHas had achallengingPMMRan asweepstakescampaignShowed up forwork on aSaturdaybecausethought it wasFridayNoddedoff at yourcube or ina meetingSmelledsomeonemicrowavingfish at work!Hoardedsnacks in yourown personalsnack drawerGot lost ina CoupaapprovalprocessLeft yourchatnotificationson whenpresentingTold sales you’ddo somethingyou had nointention ofdoingOverusedbuzzwordsSaid“Case oftheMonday’s”Sangat yourdesk.Published anasset withoutContentReviewapprovalHas gottenthe shakesfrom one toomany coldbrewsGot anidea shutdown bylegalAccidentallyblasted yourmusic outloud at yourdeskAttemptedan ABMcampaignAte a“SnackCartLunch”Talked toyourself andhad theperson next toyou respondOverspentquarterlybudget in thefirst monthCompletelyforgot adeadlineBlamedMarketoforsomethingPretended tobe in salesto get thefree foodCriedat workLove-haterelationshipwith AsanaRushed anitem throughContentReviewGot confusedby CMPcodes inVoldemortdocQuoted“TheOffice” atthe office.Sent anemail witha typo tocustomersHad an emojiremoved fromcontentreviewCanpronounce“statisticalsignificance”Said “Hi” tosomeone formonths, andnever knewtheir name.Ran an A/Btest wherethe controlwonHas had achallengingPMMRan asweepstakescampaignShowed up forwork on aSaturdaybecausethought it wasFridayNoddedoff at yourcube or ina meeting

Marketing Confessions - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smelled someone microwaving fish at work!
  2. Hoarded snacks in your own personal snack drawer
  3. Got lost in a Coupa approval process
  4. Left your chat notifications on when presenting
  5. Told sales you’d do something you had no intention of doing
  6. Overused buzzwords
  7. Said “Case of the Monday’s”
  8. Sang at your desk.
  9. Published an asset without Content Review approval
  10. Has gotten the shakes from one too many cold brews
  11. Got an idea shut down by legal
  12. Accidentally blasted your music out loud at your desk
  13. Attempted an ABM campaign
  14. Ate a “Snack Cart Lunch”
  15. Talked to yourself and had the person next to you respond
  16. Overspent quarterly budget in the first month
  17. Completely forgot a deadline
  18. Blamed Marketo for something
  19. Pretended to be in sales to get the free food
  20. Cried at work
  21. Love-hate relationship with Asana
  22. Rushed an item through Content Review
  23. Got confused by CMP codes in Voldemort doc
  24. Quoted “The Office” at the office.
  25. Sent an email with a typo to customers
  26. Had an emoji removed from content review
  27. Can pronounce “statistical significance”
  28. Said “Hi” to someone for months, and never knew their name.
  29. Ran an A/B test where the control won
  30. Has had a challenging PMM
  31. Ran a sweepstakes campaign
  32. Showed up for work on a Saturday because thought it was Friday
  33. Nodded off at your cube or in a meeting