We Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineSlipperySlope[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]We’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineSlipperySlope[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]We’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetter

Palantir Fanboy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We Have Other Clients Who Some People Don’t Like and This is Exactly The Same
  2. Every Thing is the Same As Every Other Thing
  3. We Are Not Violating the Law, So It's Fine
  4. Slippery Slope
  5. [inaudible tech libertarian mutterings]
  6. We’re Only Helping With the Less Bad Stuff
  7. If We Build It, We Can Make It a Little Less Unethical Maybe
  8. This is A Matter For The Government
  9. If We Can’t Make Everything Better, We Shouldn’t Try to Make Anything Better