This is AMatter ForTheGovernmentWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe Same[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]Every Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterSlipperySlopeIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe Same[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]Every Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterSlipperySlopeIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's Fine

Palantir Fanboy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is A Matter For The Government
  2. We Have Other Clients Who Some People Don’t Like and This is Exactly The Same
  3. [inaudible tech libertarian mutterings]
  4. Every Thing is the Same As Every Other Thing
  5. We’re Only Helping With the Less Bad Stuff
  6. If We Can’t Make Everything Better, We Shouldn’t Try to Make Anything Better
  7. Slippery Slope
  8. If We Build It, We Can Make It a Little Less Unethical Maybe
  9. We Are Not Violating the Law, So It's Fine