If We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybe[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]If We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineSlipperySlopeEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybe[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]If We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineSlipperySlopeEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad Stuff

Palantir Fanboy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If We Build It, We Can Make It a Little Less Unethical Maybe
  2. [inaudible tech libertarian mutterings]
  3. If We Can’t Make Everything Better, We Shouldn’t Try to Make Anything Better
  4. This is A Matter For The Government
  5. We Are Not Violating the Law, So It's Fine
  6. Slippery Slope
  7. Every Thing is the Same As Every Other Thing
  8. We Have Other Clients Who Some People Don’t Like and This is Exactly The Same
  9. We’re Only Helping With the Less Bad Stuff