We Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther Thing[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]We Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffSlipperySlopeWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther Thing[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]We Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentIf We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffSlipperySlope

Palantir Fanboy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We Are Not Violating the Law, So It's Fine
  2. Every Thing is the Same As Every Other Thing
  3. [inaudible tech libertarian mutterings]
  4. We Have Other Clients Who Some People Don’t Like and This is Exactly The Same
  5. This is A Matter For The Government
  6. If We Build It, We Can Make It a Little Less Unethical Maybe
  7. If We Can’t Make Everything Better, We Shouldn’t Try to Make Anything Better
  8. We’re Only Helping With the Less Bad Stuff
  9. Slippery Slope