Every Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineSlipperySlope[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]If We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeThis is AMatter ForTheGovernmentEvery Thingis the SameAs EveryOther ThingIf We Can’t MakeEverything Better,We Shouldn’t Tryto Make AnythingBetterWe’re OnlyHelping Withthe LessBad StuffWe Have OtherClients WhoSome PeopleDon’t Like andThis is ExactlyThe SameWe Are NotViolatingthe Law,So It's FineSlipperySlope[inaudibletechlibertarianmutterings]If We Build It,We Can MakeIt a Little LessUnethicalMaybeThis is AMatter ForTheGovernment

Palantir Fanboy Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Every Thing is the Same As Every Other Thing
  2. If We Can’t Make Everything Better, We Shouldn’t Try to Make Anything Better
  3. We’re Only Helping With the Less Bad Stuff
  4. We Have Other Clients Who Some People Don’t Like and This is Exactly The Same
  5. We Are Not Violating the Law, So It's Fine
  6. Slippery Slope
  7. [inaudible tech libertarian mutterings]
  8. If We Build It, We Can Make It a Little Less Unethical Maybe
  9. This is A Matter For The Government