SCQMdoesn'trespond toquestionsUser sayssomethingincrediblyinappropriateStatus updateon a SD/INCthat wassubmittedtodayGet a ticketreturned fora poorreasonCall/Chatover 1hourUser alreadyhas theirWSINFOready beforeyou ask for itMisidentifieshardwareAccessManagementgoes down,unplannedUser startsyelling/beingunreasonablyupsetCall/Chatabandonedright afterbeing pickedup.User doesn'twant ticket forsomethingthat doesneed one100callsholdingUser can'treplicatetheir issue."I'm notcrazy!"User wants aticket forsomethingthat doesn'tneed oneUser thinkssomething isbroken whenit's working asintendedYou 100%cannotunderstandthe userTransfer fromanother deskwhen it'ssomethingthey supportAnactuallypleasantcall/chatEnd acall/chatwithin 5minutes of abreak/lunchYou spend >10minutes workingan issue and thenfind out useralready has ticketopen for the issue.User fixestheir issueon theirownFinish a user'sproblem, thenthey ask youto take care ofmore issuesUser sayssomethingembarrassingwhen notmutedWhen askeda question,user justignores itUser describesa problemunrelated totheir actualissueIt's been 10minutes andyou still don'tknow what theissue isFusionFriday!User asking foradmin rightsfor somethingtotallyunacceptableCompuComtech callsus insteadof 1.5User readsoff McAfeeclient codewithoutphoneticsUser reads offClient Codephoneticallywithout beingtold toManagernot doingtheir jobUser makesuncomfortablesmall talkUser tells usto dosomethingagainstpolicyResolvean INC inunder 2minutes"I needthis to domy job."Have a simpleT2 ticket getimmediatelyassigned toCompuComUserquestions/refusesto give WSIDServiceNowwipes acall/INCrecordTOS employeedoesn't knowsomethingbasic aboutcomputersYolandaUser chats/callsin while they'realready workingwith anothertechSnarkyuserAfter beingasked a Yes orNo question,user re-explainstheir problemUsercontacts uson behalf ofanother user"This other ITagent did itlast time,why can'tyou?"User explainswhy they gotlocked out oftheir computerfor >1 minute.When askedfor theirWSID, usergives you theirIP instead"Can this beescalated?"/Complainsabout SLA time"____ isnot on mycomputer",when it isSCQMdoesn'trespond toquestionsUser sayssomethingincrediblyinappropriateStatus updateon a SD/INCthat wassubmittedtodayGet a ticketreturned fora poorreasonCall/Chatover 1hourUser alreadyhas theirWSINFOready beforeyou ask for itMisidentifieshardwareAccessManagementgoes down,unplannedUser startsyelling/beingunreasonablyupsetCall/Chatabandonedright afterbeing pickedup.User doesn'twant ticket forsomethingthat doesneed one100callsholdingUser can'treplicatetheir issue."I'm notcrazy!"User wants aticket forsomethingthat doesn'tneed oneUser thinkssomething isbroken whenit's working asintendedYou 100%cannotunderstandthe userTransfer fromanother deskwhen it'ssomethingthey supportAnactuallypleasantcall/chatEnd acall/chatwithin 5minutes of abreak/lunchYou spend >10minutes workingan issue and thenfind out useralready has ticketopen for the issue.User fixestheir issueon theirownFinish a user'sproblem, thenthey ask youto take care ofmore issuesUser sayssomethingembarrassingwhen notmutedWhen askeda question,user justignores itUser describesa problemunrelated totheir actualissueIt's been 10minutes andyou still don'tknow what theissue isFusionFriday!User asking foradmin rightsfor somethingtotallyunacceptableCompuComtech callsus insteadof 1.5User readsoff McAfeeclient codewithoutphoneticsUser reads offClient Codephoneticallywithout beingtold toManagernot doingtheir jobUser makesuncomfortablesmall talkUser tells usto dosomethingagainstpolicyResolvean INC inunder 2minutes"I needthis to domy job."Have a simpleT2 ticket getimmediatelyassigned toCompuComUserquestions/refusesto give WSIDServiceNowwipes acall/INCrecordTOS employeedoesn't knowsomethingbasic aboutcomputersYolandaUser chats/callsin while they'realready workingwith anothertechSnarkyuserAfter beingasked a Yes orNo question,user re-explainstheir problemUsercontacts uson behalf ofanother user"This other ITagent did itlast time,why can'tyou?"User explainswhy they gotlocked out oftheir computerfor >1 minute.When askedfor theirWSID, usergives you theirIP instead"Can this beescalated?"/Complainsabout SLA time"____ isnot on mycomputer",when it is

ITSC Calls Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. SCQM doesn't respond to questions
  2. User says something incredibly inappropriate
  3. Status update on a SD/INC that was submitted today
  4. Get a ticket returned for a poor reason
  5. Call/Chat over 1 hour
  6. User already has their WSINFO ready before you ask for it
  7. Misidentifies hardware
  8. Access Management goes down, unplanned
  9. User starts yelling/being unreasonably upset
  10. Call/Chat abandoned right after being picked up.
  11. User doesn't want ticket for something that does need one
  12. 100 calls holding
  13. User can't replicate their issue. "I'm not crazy!"
  14. User wants a ticket for something that doesn't need one
  15. User thinks something is broken when it's working as intended
  16. You 100% cannot understand the user
  17. Transfer from another desk when it's something they support
  18. An actually pleasant call/chat
  19. End a call/chat within 5 minutes of a break/lunch
  20. You spend >10 minutes working an issue and then find out user already has ticket open for the issue.
  21. User fixes their issue on their own
  22. Finish a user's problem, then they ask you to take care of more issues
  23. User says something embarrassing when not muted
  24. When asked a question, user just ignores it
  25. User describes a problem unrelated to their actual issue
  26. It's been 10 minutes and you still don't know what the issue is
  27. Fusion Friday!
  28. User asking for admin rights for something totally unacceptable
  29. CompuCom tech calls us instead of 1.5
  30. User reads off McAfee client code without phonetics
  31. User reads off Client Code phonetically without being told to
  32. Manager not doing their job
  33. User makes uncomfortable small talk
  34. User tells us to do something against policy
  35. Resolve an INC in under 2 minutes
  36. "I need this to do my job."
  37. Have a simple T2 ticket get immediately assigned to CompuCom
  38. User questions/refuses to give WSID
  39. ServiceNow wipes a call/INC record
  40. TOS employee doesn't know something basic about computers
  41. Yolanda
  42. User chats/calls in while they're already working with another tech
  43. Snarky user
  44. After being asked a Yes or No question, user re-explains their problem
  45. User contacts us on behalf of another user
  46. "This other IT agent did it last time, why can't you?"
  47. User explains why they got locked out of their computer for >1 minute.
  48. When asked for their WSID, user gives you their IP instead
  49. "Can this be escalated?"/Complains about SLA time
  50. "____ is not on my computer", when it is