Insaneamount ofanimals/petsin the houseRippingyour pantspicking updeceasedEmbalmingpermissionat 3am"We'rewaiting onmore familyto gethere...."Threeflights ofstairsFamily wantsto watch theentireprocessPoorlymarked orlit address400+poundsNo glovesin theremovalvanDisgruntledpolice officerwho wants toleave ASAPAdvancedDecompHoarderHouseHospice callsasking forETA everyfive minutesBodilyfluids geton yourclothesDeceased inabnormallocation(highway,backyard, etc.)Deceased istotally nudefor noapparentreasonDeceasedstuckawkwardlybetweenfurniturePurgefromeveryorificePersoncalling indeath callhas zeroinformationCot won'tfit throughdoor orhallwayFamily wantsto follow youback to thefuneral homeWaiting an hourfor hospitalsecurity to meetyou at the backdoorRemovalvan getsstuck inthe yardFamilycomplains thatyou either didor didn't bringa hearseInsaneamount ofanimals/petsin the houseRippingyour pantspicking updeceasedEmbalmingpermissionat 3am"We'rewaiting onmore familyto gethere...."Threeflights ofstairsFamily wantsto watch theentireprocessPoorlymarked orlit address400+poundsNo glovesin theremovalvanDisgruntledpolice officerwho wants toleave ASAPAdvancedDecompHoarderHouseHospice callsasking forETA everyfive minutesBodilyfluids geton yourclothesDeceased inabnormallocation(highway,backyard, etc.)Deceased istotally nudefor noapparentreasonDeceasedstuckawkwardlybetweenfurniturePurgefromeveryorificePersoncalling indeath callhas zeroinformationCot won'tfit throughdoor orhallwayFamily wantsto follow youback to thefuneral homeWaiting an hourfor hospitalsecurity to meetyou at the backdoorRemovalvan getsstuck inthe yardFamilycomplains thatyou either didor didn't bringa hearse

Removal Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Insane amount of animals/pets in the house
  2. Ripping your pants picking up deceased
  3. Embalming permission at 3am
  4. "We're waiting on more family to get here...."
  5. Three flights of stairs
  6. Family wants to watch the entire process
  7. Poorly marked or lit address
  8. 400+ pounds
  9. No gloves in the removal van
  10. Disgruntled police officer who wants to leave ASAP
  11. Advanced Decomp
  12. Hoarder House
  13. Hospice calls asking for ETA every five minutes
  14. Bodily fluids get on your clothes
  15. Deceased in abnormal location (highway, backyard, etc.)
  16. Deceased is totally nude for no apparent reason
  17. Deceased stuck awkwardly between furniture
  18. Purge from every orifice
  19. Person calling in death call has zero information
  20. Cot won't fit through door or hallway
  21. Family wants to follow you back to the funeral home
  22. Waiting an hour for hospital security to meet you at the back door
  23. Removal van gets stuck in the yard
  24. Family complains that you either did or didn't bring a hearse