Went a day w/o a lesson plans Had a class pet Forgot my computer at home Thrown away students papers Arrived at school before sunset Count down for break in Sept. Ignored a student calling my name Google an answer to kids question Had a student throw up Corrected papers on weekend Drank whole bottle of wine on weekday Late getting students up from special Been obsessed with TpT sellers Eaten snacks bought for kids Played prank on colleague Stay at school until it was dark Spent >$100 on room in Aug Gave kids extra recess Lied to an admin/ principal Cussed in front of students At the school's lunch Clean up unknown liquid in class Laughed at kids naughty behavior Text/call a teacher friend to vent Forgot to call/email a parent back Called the wrong student's parent Had no lamination Fell asleep at your desk Played hooky from work Rolled eyes at principal's email Used a personal day before/ after break Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break Left work at sch. on purpose Had a student wipe nose on them Ran out of time teaching a lesson Left my room keys home Told a student not to lick a desk Had a student pee on self Forgot my district password Written IEP/IEP Input after 12a Let kids watch a movie to catch up Passed gas & kids smelled it Had a student call you mom/dad Loved my students as mine Went a day w/o a lesson plans Had a class pet Forgot my computer at home Thrown away students papers Arrived at school before sunset Count down for break in Sept. Ignored a student calling my name Google an answer to kids question Had a student throw up Corrected papers on weekend Drank whole bottle of wine on weekday Late getting students up from special Been obsessed with TpT sellers Eaten snacks bought for kids Played prank on colleague Stay at school until it was dark Spent >$100 on room in Aug Gave kids extra recess Lied to an admin/ principal Cussed in front of students At the school's lunch Clean up unknown liquid in class Laughed at kids naughty behavior Text/call a teacher friend to vent Forgot to call/email a parent back Called the wrong student's parent Had no lamination Fell asleep at your desk Played hooky from work Rolled eyes at principal's email Used a personal day before/ after break Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break Left work at sch. on purpose Had a student wipe nose on them Ran out of time teaching a lesson Left my room keys home Told a student not to lick a desk Had a student pee on self Forgot my district password Written IEP/IEP Input after 12a Let kids watch a movie to catch up Passed gas & kids smelled it Had a student call you mom/dad Loved my students as mine
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Went a day w/o a lesson plans
Had a class pet
Forgot my computer at home
Thrown away students papers
Arrived at school before sunset
Count down for break in Sept.
Ignored a student calling my name
Google an answer to kids question
Had a student throw up
Corrected papers on weekend
Drank whole bottle of wine on weekday
Late getting students up from special
Been obsessed with TpT sellers
Eaten snacks bought for kids
Played prank on colleague
Stay at school until it was dark
Spent >$100 on room in Aug
Gave kids extra recess
Lied to an admin/
principal
Cussed in front of students
At the school's lunch
Clean up unknown liquid in class
Laughed at kids naughty behavior
Text/call a teacher friend to vent
Forgot to call/email a parent back
Called the wrong student's parent
Had no lamination
Fell asleep at your desk
Played hooky from work
Rolled eyes at principal's email
Used a personal day before/
after break
Gone > 6hrs w/o bathroom break
Left work at sch. on purpose
Had a student wipe nose on them
Ran out of time teaching a lesson
Left my room keys home
Told a student not to lick a desk
Had a student pee on self
Forgot my district password
Written IEP/IEP Input after 12a
Let kids watch a movie to catch up
Passed gas & kids smelled it
Had a student call you mom/dad
Loved my students as mine
