Comic hasdone lessthan threesets totalUnnecessaryact-outComicexplainsjokeSadwhiteboy"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Malecomictalks abouttheir penisMic standgetsfucked upActualComedyBrawlComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleComic isbitteraboutsomethingShowstarts ahalf hourlateIt'swalkouttime!"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"non-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesNo actualstage/micComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeComicsnot onstage poolto the back"Howmuch timedo I have"Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeHumberfield tripInsidejoke forothercomicsShow isno longera safespaceComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingIllconsideredcrowdworkComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComiccheckstheir placeon the listDarkSubjectMatterYou'vebeenbumped!ImpropermictechniqueComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughBadattempt atdoing anaccentHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actLess than5 femaleson the listHeckleralert!Comic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Attractivecomic negsthemselvesComicappearsto be ondrugsComicinsults thehost/venueComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setDirty jokefrom incelComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingBombandbounceComicyou likeeats shitTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantStagetime =therapysessionBackpackon stageStandardissuejeans andflannelCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalUnnecessaryact-outComicexplainsjokeSadwhiteboy"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Malecomictalks abouttheir penisMic standgetsfucked upActualComedyBrawlComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleComic isbitteraboutsomethingShowstarts ahalf hourlateIt'swalkouttime!"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"non-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesNo actualstage/micComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeComicsnot onstage poolto the back"Howmuch timedo I have"Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeHumberfield tripInsidejoke forothercomicsShow isno longera safespaceComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingIllconsideredcrowdworkComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComiccheckstheir placeon the listDarkSubjectMatterYou'vebeenbumped!ImpropermictechniqueComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughBadattempt atdoing anaccentHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actLess than5 femaleson the listHeckleralert!Comic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Attractivecomic negsthemselvesComicappearsto be ondrugsComicinsults thehost/venueComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setDirty jokefrom incelComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingBombandbounceComicyou likeeats shitTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantStagetime =therapysessionBackpackon stageStandardissuejeans andflannelCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregular

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Comic has done less than three sets total
  2. Unnecessary act-out
  3. Comic explains joke
  4. Sad white boy
  5. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  6. Male comic talks about their penis
  7. Mic stand gets fucked up
  8. Actual Comedy Brawl
  9. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  10. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  11. Joke about being poor/single
  12. Comic is bitter about something
  13. Show starts a half hour late
  14. It's walkout time!
  15. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  16. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  17. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  18. No actual stage/mic
  19. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  20. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  21. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  22. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  23. "How much time do I have"
  24. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  25. Humber field trip
  26. Inside joke for other comics
  27. Show is no longer a safe space
  28. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  29. Ill considered crowd work
  30. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  31. Comic checks their place on the list
  32. Dark Subject Matter
  33. You've been bumped!
  34. Improper mic technique
  35. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  36. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  37. Host admits they've never met the next act
  38. Less than 5 females on the list
  39. Heckler alert!
  40. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  41. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  42. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  43. Attractive comic negs themselves
  44. Comic appears to be on drugs
  45. Comic insults the host/venue
  46. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  47. Dirty joke from incel
  48. Comic had something else they should be doing
  49. Bomb and bounce
  50. Comic you like eats shit
  51. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  52. Stage time = therapy session
  53. Backpack on stage
  54. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  55. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular