Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
2. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
3. Show starts a half hour late
4. No actual stage/mic
5. Comics not on stage pool to the back
6. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
7. Sad white boy
8. Joke about being poor/single
9. Stage time = therapy session
10. Dirty joke from incel
11. Comic insults the host/venue
12. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
13. Unnecessary act-out
14. Mic stand gets fucked up
15. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
16. Improper mic technique
17. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
18. Attractive comic negs themselves
19. "How much time do I have"
20. Actual Comedy Brawl
21. Comic explains joke
22. Less than 5 females on the list
23. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
24. Heckler alert!
25. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
26. Inside joke for other comics
27. Comic checks their place on the list
28. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
29. Ill considered crowd work
30. Bomb and bounce
31. Male comic talks about their penis
32. Bad attempt at doing an accent
33. Standard issue jeans and flannel
34. Dark Subject Matter
35. Comic has done less than three sets total
36. Comic is bitter about something
37. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
38. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
39. Backpack on stage
40. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
41. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
42. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
43. Humber field trip
44. Comic you like eats shit
45. Host admits they've never met the next act
46. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
47. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
48. Comic appears to be on drugs
49. It's walkout time!
50. Show is no longer a safe space
51. Comic had something else they should be doing
52. You've been bumped!
53. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
54. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
55. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new