"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Comic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeActualComedyBrawlYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComicinsults thehost/venueHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actUnnecessaryact-outComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComicsnot onstage poolto the backCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoing"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"ComicexplainsjokeHeckleralert!Mic standgetsfucked upComiccheckstheir placeon the listComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughBackpackon stageComic hasdone lessthan threesets total"Howmuch timedo I have"No actualstage/micBombandbounceComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingShowstarts ahalf hourlateIt'swalkouttime!SadwhiteboyBadattempt atdoing anaccentCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Runs thelight despitenobodylaughingMalecomictalks abouttheir penisLess than5 femaleson the listComic isbitteraboutsomethingComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurComicappearsto be ondrugsIllconsideredcrowdworkInsidejoke forothercomics"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"You'vebeenbumped!Dirty jokefrom incelStagetime =therapysessionDarkSubjectMatterTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setComicyou likeeats shitShittierversion of apro comicsjokeHumberfield tripShow isno longera safespaceStandardissuejeans andflannelImpropermictechniqueComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forset"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Comic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeActualComedyBrawlYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComicinsults thehost/venueHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actUnnecessaryact-outComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComicsnot onstage poolto the backCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoing"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"ComicexplainsjokeHeckleralert!Mic standgetsfucked upComiccheckstheir placeon the listComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughBackpackon stageComic hasdone lessthan threesets total"Howmuch timedo I have"No actualstage/micBombandbounceComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingShowstarts ahalf hourlateIt'swalkouttime!SadwhiteboyBadattempt atdoing anaccentCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Runs thelight despitenobodylaughingMalecomictalks abouttheir penisLess than5 femaleson the listComic isbitteraboutsomethingComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurComicappearsto be ondrugsIllconsideredcrowdworkInsidejoke forothercomics"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"You'vebeenbumped!Dirty jokefrom incelStagetime =therapysessionDarkSubjectMatterTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setComicyou likeeats shitShittierversion of apro comicsjokeHumberfield tripShow isno longera safespaceStandardissuejeans andflannelImpropermictechniqueComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forset

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  2. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  3. Actual Comedy Brawl
  4. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  5. Comic insults the host/venue
  6. Host admits they've never met the next act
  7. Unnecessary act-out
  8. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  9. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  10. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  11. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  12. Joke about being poor/single
  13. Attractive comic negs themselves
  14. Comic had something else they should be doing
  15. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  16. Comic explains joke
  17. Heckler alert!
  18. Mic stand gets fucked up
  19. Comic checks their place on the list
  20. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  21. Backpack on stage
  22. Comic has done less than three sets total
  23. "How much time do I have"
  24. No actual stage/mic
  25. Bomb and bounce
  26. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  27. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  28. Show starts a half hour late
  29. It's walkout time!
  30. Sad white boy
  31. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  32. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  33. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  34. Male comic talks about their penis
  35. Less than 5 females on the list
  36. Comic is bitter about something
  37. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  38. Comic appears to be on drugs
  39. Ill considered crowd work
  40. Inside joke for other comics
  41. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  42. You've been bumped!
  43. Dirty joke from incel
  44. Stage time = therapy session
  45. Dark Subject Matter
  46. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  47. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  48. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  49. Comic you like eats shit
  50. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  51. Humber field trip
  52. Show is no longer a safe space
  53. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  54. Improper mic technique
  55. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set