Host admitsthey'venever metthe next actComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoing"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughActualComedyBrawlTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantSadwhiteboyCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularShowstarts ahalf hourlateStagetime =therapysessionShow isno longera safespaceComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurBombandbounceLess than5 femaleson the listComicinsults thehost/venueCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Runs thelight despitenobodylaughing"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Comic hasdone lessthan threesets totalDirty jokefrom incelComic isbitteraboutsomethingBadattempt atdoing anaccentDarkSubjectMatter"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Heckleralert!Comicappearsto be ondrugsIllconsideredcrowdworkHumberfield tripnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeBackpackon stageMic standgetsfucked upComiccheckstheir placeon the listComicsnot onstage poolto the backImpropermictechniqueComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewInsidejoke forothercomicsComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleYou'vebeenbumped!"Howmuch timedo I have"No actualstage/micStandardissuejeans andflannelIt'swalkouttime!Comic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetUnnecessaryact-outAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComicyou likeeats shitComicexplainsjokeShittierversion of apro comicsjokeYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowMalecomictalks abouttheir penisHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoing"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughActualComedyBrawlTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantSadwhiteboyCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularShowstarts ahalf hourlateStagetime =therapysessionShow isno longera safespaceComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurBombandbounceLess than5 femaleson the listComicinsults thehost/venueCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Runs thelight despitenobodylaughing"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Comic hasdone lessthan threesets totalDirty jokefrom incelComic isbitteraboutsomethingBadattempt atdoing anaccentDarkSubjectMatter"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Heckleralert!Comicappearsto be ondrugsIllconsideredcrowdworkHumberfield tripnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeBackpackon stageMic standgetsfucked upComiccheckstheir placeon the listComicsnot onstage poolto the backImpropermictechniqueComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewInsidejoke forothercomicsComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleYou'vebeenbumped!"Howmuch timedo I have"No actualstage/micStandardissuejeans andflannelIt'swalkouttime!Comic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetUnnecessaryact-outAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComicyou likeeats shitComicexplainsjokeShittierversion of apro comicsjokeYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowMalecomictalks abouttheir penis

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Host admits they've never met the next act
  2. Comic had something else they should be doing
  3. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  4. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  5. Actual Comedy Brawl
  6. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  7. Sad white boy
  8. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  9. Show starts a half hour late
  10. Stage time = therapy session
  11. Show is no longer a safe space
  12. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  13. Bomb and bounce
  14. Less than 5 females on the list
  15. Comic insults the host/venue
  16. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  17. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  18. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  19. Comic has done less than three sets total
  20. Dirty joke from incel
  21. Comic is bitter about something
  22. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  23. Dark Subject Matter
  24. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  25. Heckler alert!
  26. Comic appears to be on drugs
  27. Ill considered crowd work
  28. Humber field trip
  29. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  30. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  31. Backpack on stage
  32. Mic stand gets fucked up
  33. Comic checks their place on the list
  34. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  35. Improper mic technique
  36. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  37. Inside joke for other comics
  38. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  39. Joke about being poor/single
  40. You've been bumped!
  41. "How much time do I have"
  42. No actual stage/mic
  43. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  44. It's walkout time!
  45. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  46. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  47. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  48. Unnecessary act-out
  49. Attractive comic negs themselves
  50. Comic you like eats shit
  51. Comic explains joke
  52. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  53. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  54. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  55. Male comic talks about their penis