Comicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetImpropermictechniqueRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingShowstarts ahalf hourlateStagetime =therapysessionSadwhiteboyShow isno longera safespaceActualComedyBrawl"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"It'swalkouttime!Crazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularLess than5 femaleson the listComicsnot onstage poolto the backInsidejoke forothercomicsComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their set"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Youngcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComicyou likeeats shitIllconsideredcrowdworknon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableBombandbounceHeckleralert!Comicinsults thehost/venueComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!"Howmuch timedo I have"Unnecessaryact-outComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeBackpackon stageDarkSubjectMatterTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurComic hasdone lessthan threesets total"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Badattempt atdoing anaccentComicappearsto be ondrugsComicexplainsjokeShittierversion of apro comicsjokeMalecomictalks abouttheir penisYou'vebeenbumped!Dirty jokefrom incelAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomNo actualstage/micMic standgetsfucked upHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComiccheckstheir placeon the listHumberfield tripStandardissuejeans andflannelComic isbitteraboutsomethingComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetImpropermictechniqueRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingShowstarts ahalf hourlateStagetime =therapysessionSadwhiteboyShow isno longera safespaceActualComedyBrawl"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"It'swalkouttime!Crazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularLess than5 femaleson the listComicsnot onstage poolto the backInsidejoke forothercomicsComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their set"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Youngcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComicyou likeeats shitIllconsideredcrowdworknon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableBombandbounceHeckleralert!Comicinsults thehost/venueComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!"Howmuch timedo I have"Unnecessaryact-outComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeBackpackon stageDarkSubjectMatterTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurComic hasdone lessthan threesets total"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Badattempt atdoing anaccentComicappearsto be ondrugsComicexplainsjokeShittierversion of apro comicsjokeMalecomictalks abouttheir penisYou'vebeenbumped!Dirty jokefrom incelAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomNo actualstage/micMic standgetsfucked upHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComiccheckstheir placeon the listHumberfield tripStandardissuejeans andflannelComic isbitteraboutsomething

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  2. Joke about being poor/single
  3. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  4. Improper mic technique
  5. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  6. Show starts a half hour late
  7. Stage time = therapy session
  8. Sad white boy
  9. Show is no longer a safe space
  10. Actual Comedy Brawl
  11. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  12. It's walkout time!
  13. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  14. Less than 5 females on the list
  15. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  16. Inside joke for other comics
  17. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  18. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  19. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  20. Comic you like eats shit
  21. Ill considered crowd work
  22. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  23. Bomb and bounce
  24. Heckler alert!
  25. Comic insults the host/venue
  26. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  27. Comic had something else they should be doing
  28. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  29. "How much time do I have"
  30. Unnecessary act-out
  31. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  32. Backpack on stage
  33. Dark Subject Matter
  34. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  35. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  36. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  37. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  38. Comic has done less than three sets total
  39. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  40. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  41. Comic appears to be on drugs
  42. Comic explains joke
  43. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  44. Male comic talks about their penis
  45. You've been bumped!
  46. Dirty joke from incel
  47. Attractive comic negs themselves
  48. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  49. No actual stage/mic
  50. Mic stand gets fucked up
  51. Host admits they've never met the next act
  52. Comic checks their place on the list
  53. Humber field trip
  54. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  55. Comic is bitter about something