Malecomictalks abouttheir penisRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingComicappearsto be ondrugsComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantIt'swalkouttime!Insidejoke forothercomicsComicyou likeeats shitUnnecessaryact-outYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesSadwhiteboyBombandbounceHumberfield tripCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Standardissuejeans andflannelShowstarts ahalf hourlateComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomIllconsideredcrowdworkImpropermictechniqueJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleComicinsults thehost/venueLess than5 femaleson the listComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeActualComedyBrawl"Howmuch timedo I have"Comicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingYou'vebeenbumped!"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Comicexplainsjoke"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"No actualstage/micComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetBackpackon stageCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularHeckleralert!DarkSubjectMatterComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snew"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setBadattempt atdoing anaccentnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingDirty jokefrom incelShittierversion of apro comicsjokeComicsnot onstage poolto the backShow isno longera safespaceComic isbitteraboutsomethingStagetime =therapysessionMic standgetsfucked upComiccheckstheir placeon the listMalecomictalks abouttheir penisRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingComicappearsto be ondrugsComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantIt'swalkouttime!Insidejoke forothercomicsComicyou likeeats shitUnnecessaryact-outYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesSadwhiteboyBombandbounceHumberfield tripCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Standardissuejeans andflannelShowstarts ahalf hourlateComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomIllconsideredcrowdworkImpropermictechniqueJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleComicinsults thehost/venueLess than5 femaleson the listComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeActualComedyBrawl"Howmuch timedo I have"Comicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingYou'vebeenbumped!"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Comicexplainsjoke"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"No actualstage/micComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetBackpackon stageCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularHeckleralert!DarkSubjectMatterComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snew"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setBadattempt atdoing anaccentnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingDirty jokefrom incelShittierversion of apro comicsjokeComicsnot onstage poolto the backShow isno longera safespaceComic isbitteraboutsomethingStagetime =therapysessionMic standgetsfucked upComiccheckstheir placeon the list

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Male comic talks about their penis
  2. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  3. Comic appears to be on drugs
  4. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  5. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  6. It's walkout time!
  7. Inside joke for other comics
  8. Comic you like eats shit
  9. Unnecessary act-out
  10. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  11. Sad white boy
  12. Bomb and bounce
  13. Humber field trip
  14. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  15. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  16. Show starts a half hour late
  17. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  18. Attractive comic negs themselves
  19. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  20. Ill considered crowd work
  21. Improper mic technique
  22. Joke about being poor/single
  23. Comic insults the host/venue
  24. Less than 5 females on the list
  25. Comic has done less than three sets total
  26. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  27. Actual Comedy Brawl
  28. "How much time do I have"
  29. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  30. You've been bumped!
  31. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  32. Comic explains joke
  33. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  34. No actual stage/mic
  35. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  36. Host admits they've never met the next act
  37. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  38. Backpack on stage
  39. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  40. Heckler alert!
  41. Dark Subject Matter
  42. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  43. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  44. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  45. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  46. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  47. Comic had something else they should be doing
  48. Dirty joke from incel
  49. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  50. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  51. Show is no longer a safe space
  52. Comic is bitter about something
  53. Stage time = therapy session
  54. Mic stand gets fucked up
  55. Comic checks their place on the list