Comic givesup on jokehalfwaythrough"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comicappearsto be ondrugsBackpackon stageImpropermictechniqueMic standgetsfucked upRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingShittierversion of apro comicsjokeCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setBadattempt atdoing anaccentHeckleralert!COMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Dirty jokefrom incelComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetIt'swalkouttime!Less than5 femaleson the listStandardissuejeans andflannelComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesShow isno longera safespaceComicinsults thehost/venueHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actSadwhiteboyBombandbounceUnnecessaryact-outComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowActualComedyBrawlStagetime =therapysessionShowstarts ahalf hourlateComicsnot onstage poolto the backComicexplainsjokeAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeComic isbitteraboutsomethingTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleDarkSubjectMatterIllconsideredcrowdworkMalecomictalks abouttheir penisComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComicyou likeeats shitYou'vebeenbumped!Comic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroom"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Insidejoke forothercomicsnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortable"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Humberfield tripNo actualstage/micComiccheckstheir placeon the list"Howmuch timedo I have"Comicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic givesup on jokehalfwaythrough"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comicappearsto be ondrugsBackpackon stageImpropermictechniqueMic standgetsfucked upRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingShittierversion of apro comicsjokeCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setBadattempt atdoing anaccentHeckleralert!COMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Dirty jokefrom incelComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetIt'swalkouttime!Less than5 femaleson the listStandardissuejeans andflannelComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesShow isno longera safespaceComicinsults thehost/venueHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actSadwhiteboyBombandbounceUnnecessaryact-outComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowActualComedyBrawlStagetime =therapysessionShowstarts ahalf hourlateComicsnot onstage poolto the backComicexplainsjokeAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeComic isbitteraboutsomethingTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleDarkSubjectMatterIllconsideredcrowdworkMalecomictalks abouttheir penisComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComicyou likeeats shitYou'vebeenbumped!Comic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroom"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Insidejoke forothercomicsnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortable"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Humberfield tripNo actualstage/micComiccheckstheir placeon the list"Howmuch timedo I have"Comicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snew

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  2. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  3. Comic appears to be on drugs
  4. Backpack on stage
  5. Improper mic technique
  6. Mic stand gets fucked up
  7. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  8. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  9. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  10. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  11. Comic had something else they should be doing
  12. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  13. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  14. Heckler alert!
  15. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  16. Dirty joke from incel
  17. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  18. It's walkout time!
  19. Less than 5 females on the list
  20. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  21. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  22. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  23. Show is no longer a safe space
  24. Comic insults the host/venue
  25. Host admits they've never met the next act
  26. Sad white boy
  27. Bomb and bounce
  28. Unnecessary act-out
  29. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  30. Actual Comedy Brawl
  31. Stage time = therapy session
  32. Show starts a half hour late
  33. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  34. Comic explains joke
  35. Attractive comic negs themselves
  36. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  37. Comic is bitter about something
  38. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  39. Joke about being poor/single
  40. Dark Subject Matter
  41. Ill considered crowd work
  42. Male comic talks about their penis
  43. Comic has done less than three sets total
  44. Comic you like eats shit
  45. You've been bumped!
  46. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  47. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  48. Inside joke for other comics
  49. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  50. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  51. Humber field trip
  52. No actual stage/mic
  53. Comic checks their place on the list
  54. "How much time do I have"
  55. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new