Dirty jokefrom incelUnnecessaryact-outComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetDarkSubjectMatterBackpackon stageHumberfield tripMalecomictalks abouttheir penisMic standgetsfucked up"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"ComicexplainsjokeBombandbounceComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeNo actualstage/micRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComicyou likeeats shitYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesHeckleralert!Crazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularShowstarts ahalf hourlateComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurInsidejoke forothercomicsnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Comicappearsto be ondrugsStagetime =therapysession"Howmuch timedo I have"Joke aboutbeingpoor/single"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"SadwhiteboyIt'swalkouttime!Comic isbitteraboutsomethingActualComedyBrawlHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actIllconsideredcrowdworkLess than5 femaleson the listComicinsults thehost/venueBadattempt atdoing anaccentComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowStandardissuejeans andflannelShow isno longera safespaceComiccheckstheir placeon the listImpropermictechnique"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comicsnot onstage poolto the backYou'vebeenbumped!Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeDirty jokefrom incelUnnecessaryact-outComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetDarkSubjectMatterBackpackon stageHumberfield tripMalecomictalks abouttheir penisMic standgetsfucked up"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"ComicexplainsjokeBombandbounceComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeNo actualstage/micRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComicyou likeeats shitYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesHeckleralert!Crazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularShowstarts ahalf hourlateComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurInsidejoke forothercomicsnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Comicappearsto be ondrugsStagetime =therapysession"Howmuch timedo I have"Joke aboutbeingpoor/single"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"SadwhiteboyIt'swalkouttime!Comic isbitteraboutsomethingActualComedyBrawlHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actIllconsideredcrowdworkLess than5 femaleson the listComicinsults thehost/venueBadattempt atdoing anaccentComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowStandardissuejeans andflannelShow isno longera safespaceComiccheckstheir placeon the listImpropermictechnique"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comicsnot onstage poolto the backYou'vebeenbumped!Shittierversion of apro comicsjoke

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dirty joke from incel
  2. Unnecessary act-out
  3. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  4. Dark Subject Matter
  5. Backpack on stage
  6. Humber field trip
  7. Male comic talks about their penis
  8. Mic stand gets fucked up
  9. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  10. Comic explains joke
  11. Bomb and bounce
  12. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  13. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  14. No actual stage/mic
  15. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  16. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  17. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  18. Comic has done less than three sets total
  19. Attractive comic negs themselves
  20. Comic you like eats shit
  21. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  22. Heckler alert!
  23. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  24. Show starts a half hour late
  25. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  26. Inside joke for other comics
  27. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  28. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  29. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  30. Comic had something else they should be doing
  31. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  32. Comic appears to be on drugs
  33. Stage time = therapy session
  34. "How much time do I have"
  35. Joke about being poor/single
  36. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  37. Sad white boy
  38. It's walkout time!
  39. Comic is bitter about something
  40. Actual Comedy Brawl
  41. Host admits they've never met the next act
  42. Ill considered crowd work
  43. Less than 5 females on the list
  44. Comic insults the host/venue
  45. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  46. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  47. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  48. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  49. Show is no longer a safe space
  50. Comic checks their place on the list
  51. Improper mic technique
  52. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  53. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  54. You've been bumped!
  55. Shittier version of a pro comics joke