Comic isbitteraboutsomethingComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeIllconsideredcrowdworkBombandbounceComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularYou'vebeenbumped!ComicexplainsjokeHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComicinsults thehost/venueMalecomictalks abouttheir penisDarkSubjectMatterComicappearsto be ondrugsInsidejoke forothercomics"Howmuch timedo I have"Standardissuejeans andflannelSadwhiteboyStagetime =therapysessionDirty jokefrom incelMic standgetsfucked upYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokes"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeAttractivecomic negsthemselvesHeckleralert!ActualComedyBrawl"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingShowstarts ahalf hourlateComicyou likeeats shitCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!ImpropermictechniqueShow isno longera safespaceJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleNo actualstage/micComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setHumberfield tripComiccheckstheir placeon the listLess than5 femaleson the listUnnecessaryact-outComicsnot onstage poolto the backBadattempt atdoing anaccentComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomBackpackon stageIt'swalkouttime!"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Comic isbitteraboutsomethingComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeIllconsideredcrowdworkBombandbounceComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularYou'vebeenbumped!ComicexplainsjokeHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComicinsults thehost/venueMalecomictalks abouttheir penisDarkSubjectMatterComicappearsto be ondrugsInsidejoke forothercomics"Howmuch timedo I have"Standardissuejeans andflannelSadwhiteboyStagetime =therapysessionDirty jokefrom incelMic standgetsfucked upYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokes"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeAttractivecomic negsthemselvesHeckleralert!ActualComedyBrawl"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingShowstarts ahalf hourlateComicyou likeeats shitCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!ImpropermictechniqueShow isno longera safespaceJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleNo actualstage/micComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setHumberfield tripComiccheckstheir placeon the listLess than5 femaleson the listUnnecessaryact-outComicsnot onstage poolto the backBadattempt atdoing anaccentComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomBackpackon stageIt'swalkouttime!"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Comic is bitter about something
  2. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  3. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  4. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  5. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  6. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  7. Ill considered crowd work
  8. Bomb and bounce
  9. Comic had something else they should be doing
  10. Comic has done less than three sets total
  11. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  12. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  13. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  14. You've been bumped!
  15. Comic explains joke
  16. Host admits they've never met the next act
  17. Comic insults the host/venue
  18. Male comic talks about their penis
  19. Dark Subject Matter
  20. Comic appears to be on drugs
  21. Inside joke for other comics
  22. "How much time do I have"
  23. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  24. Sad white boy
  25. Stage time = therapy session
  26. Dirty joke from incel
  27. Mic stand gets fucked up
  28. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  29. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  30. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  31. Attractive comic negs themselves
  32. Heckler alert!
  33. Actual Comedy Brawl
  34. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  35. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  36. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  37. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  38. Show starts a half hour late
  39. Comic you like eats shit
  40. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  41. Improper mic technique
  42. Show is no longer a safe space
  43. Joke about being poor/single
  44. No actual stage/mic
  45. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  46. Humber field trip
  47. Comic checks their place on the list
  48. Less than 5 females on the list
  49. Unnecessary act-out
  50. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  51. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  52. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  53. Backpack on stage
  54. It's walkout time!
  55. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"