Attractivecomic negsthemselves"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Less than5 femaleson the listHeckleralert!Comic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomInsidejoke forothercomicsYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forset"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"ActualComedyBrawlDirty jokefrom incelMalecomictalks abouttheir penisComicyou likeeats shitNo actualstage/micJoke aboutbeingpoor/single"Howmuch timedo I have"Showstarts ahalf hourlateComic isbitteraboutsomethingBadattempt atdoing anaccentSadwhiteboyComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingImpropermictechniqueComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularMic standgetsfucked upYou'vebeenbumped!Comiccheckstheir placeon the listBackpackon stageHumberfield tripComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughStandardissuejeans andflannelComicinsults thehost/venueComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComicappearsto be ondrugsnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableDarkSubjectMatterComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantShow isno longera safespaceStagetime =therapysessionIt'swalkouttime!Comic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard before"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!IllconsideredcrowdworkComicsnot onstage poolto the backBombandbounceUnnecessaryact-outComicexplainsjokeAttractivecomic negsthemselves"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Less than5 femaleson the listHeckleralert!Comic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomInsidejoke forothercomicsYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forset"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"ActualComedyBrawlDirty jokefrom incelMalecomictalks abouttheir penisComicyou likeeats shitNo actualstage/micJoke aboutbeingpoor/single"Howmuch timedo I have"Showstarts ahalf hourlateComic isbitteraboutsomethingBadattempt atdoing anaccentSadwhiteboyComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingImpropermictechniqueComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularMic standgetsfucked upYou'vebeenbumped!Comiccheckstheir placeon the listBackpackon stageHumberfield tripComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughStandardissuejeans andflannelComicinsults thehost/venueComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComicappearsto be ondrugsnon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableDarkSubjectMatterComic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantShow isno longera safespaceStagetime =therapysessionIt'swalkouttime!Comic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoingComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard before"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!IllconsideredcrowdworkComicsnot onstage poolto the backBombandbounceUnnecessaryact-outComicexplainsjoke

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Attractive comic negs themselves
  2. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  3. Less than 5 females on the list
  4. Heckler alert!
  5. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  6. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  7. Inside joke for other comics
  8. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  9. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  10. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  11. Actual Comedy Brawl
  12. Dirty joke from incel
  13. Male comic talks about their penis
  14. Comic you like eats shit
  15. No actual stage/mic
  16. Joke about being poor/single
  17. "How much time do I have"
  18. Show starts a half hour late
  19. Comic is bitter about something
  20. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  21. Sad white boy
  22. Comic has done less than three sets total
  23. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  24. Improper mic technique
  25. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  26. Host admits they've never met the next act
  27. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  28. Mic stand gets fucked up
  29. You've been bumped!
  30. Comic checks their place on the list
  31. Backpack on stage
  32. Humber field trip
  33. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  34. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  35. Comic insults the host/venue
  36. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  37. Comic appears to be on drugs
  38. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  39. Dark Subject Matter
  40. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  41. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  42. Show is no longer a safe space
  43. Stage time = therapy session
  44. It's walkout time!
  45. Comic had something else they should be doing
  46. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  47. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  48. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  49. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  50. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  51. Ill considered crowd work
  52. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  53. Bomb and bounce
  54. Unnecessary act-out
  55. Comic explains joke