Malecomictalks abouttheir penisHeckleralert!Badattempt atdoing anaccentDarkSubjectMatter"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComicexplainsjokeYou'vebeenbumped!Stagetime =therapysession"Howmuch timedo I have""Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Comicinsults thehost/venueHumberfield tripAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurActualComedyBrawlBombandbounceCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularImpropermictechniqueComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoing"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Showstarts ahalf hourlateUnnecessaryact-outBackpackon stageInsidejoke forothercomicsCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeShow isno longera safespaceHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComiccheckstheir placeon the listDirty jokefrom incelComicappearsto be ondrugsComicsnot onstage poolto the backComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomNo actualstage/micSadwhiteboyComic isbitteraboutsomethingLess than5 femaleson the listComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComicyou likeeats shitComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantStandardissuejeans andflannelComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalMic standgetsfucked upYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setIt'swalkouttime!Joke aboutbeingpoor/singlenon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetIllconsideredcrowdworkRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingMalecomictalks abouttheir penisHeckleralert!Badattempt atdoing anaccentDarkSubjectMatter"That wasn'teven a jokethat was___"Comic showsup late andthen complainsabout theirplace on theshowComicacknowledgesthis isn'tworkingComicexplainsjokeYou'vebeenbumped!Stagetime =therapysession"Howmuch timedo I have""Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Comicinsults thehost/venueHumberfield tripAttractivecomic negsthemselvesComicuses jokeas excuseto say slurActualComedyBrawlBombandbounceCrazedhomeless guydoes set andeveryoneassumes he's aregularImpropermictechniqueComic hadsomethingelse theyshould bedoing"Fuckyou, thatjoke wasfunny!"Showstarts ahalf hourlateUnnecessaryact-outBackpackon stageInsidejoke forothercomicsCOMEDYTRAINROLLING!!!Shittierversion of apro comicsjokeShow isno longera safespaceHost admitsthey'venever metthe next actComiccheckstheir placeon the listDirty jokefrom incelComicappearsto be ondrugsComicsnot onstage poolto the backComic'sdrool whennon-comicenters theroomNo actualstage/micSadwhiteboyComic isbitteraboutsomethingLess than5 femaleson the listComic givesup on jokehalfwaythroughComicyou likeeats shitComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeTinfoil redpill comicdoespolitical rantStandardissuejeans andflannelComic hasdone lessthan threesets totalMic standgetsfucked upYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokesComicdefends badjoke bysaying it'snewComic whobrought friendsleaves withfriends rightafter their setIt'swalkouttime!Joke aboutbeingpoor/singlenon-comic inthe audienceis visiblyuncomfortableComic clearlyspent zerotimepreparing forsetIllconsideredcrowdworkRuns thelight despitenobodylaughing

Open Mic Bingo by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Male comic talks about their penis
  2. Heckler alert!
  3. Bad attempt at doing an accent
  4. Dark Subject Matter
  5. "That wasn't even a joke that was ___"
  6. Comic shows up late and then complains about their place on the show
  7. Comic acknowledges this isn't working
  8. Comic explains joke
  9. You've been bumped!
  10. Stage time = therapy session
  11. "How much time do I have"
  12. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  13. Comic insults the host/venue
  14. Humber field trip
  15. Attractive comic negs themselves
  16. Comic uses joke as excuse to say slur
  17. Actual Comedy Brawl
  18. Bomb and bounce
  19. Crazed homeless guy does set and everyone assumes he's a regular
  20. Improper mic technique
  21. Comic had something else they should be doing
  22. "Fuck you, that joke was funny!"
  23. Show starts a half hour late
  24. Unnecessary act-out
  25. Backpack on stage
  26. Inside joke for other comics
  27. COMEDY TRAIN ROLLING!!!
  28. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  29. Show is no longer a safe space
  30. Host admits they've never met the next act
  31. Comic checks their place on the list
  32. Dirty joke from incel
  33. Comic appears to be on drugs
  34. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  35. Comic's drool when non-comic enters the room
  36. No actual stage/mic
  37. Sad white boy
  38. Comic is bitter about something
  39. Less than 5 females on the list
  40. Comic gives up on joke halfway through
  41. Comic you like eats shit
  42. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  43. Tinfoil red pill comic does political rant
  44. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  45. Comic has done less than three sets total
  46. Mic stand gets fucked up
  47. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  48. Comic defends bad joke by saying it's new
  49. Comic who brought friends leaves with friends right after their set
  50. It's walkout time!
  51. Joke about being poor/single
  52. non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  53. Comic clearly spent zero time preparing for set
  54. Ill considered crowd work
  55. Runs the light despite nobody laughing