"This isn'tgoingwell"Standardissuejeans andflannelComicappearsto be ondrugsComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeLess than5 femaleson the listHey, thatwas jokewas actuallygood!ImmigrantcomicSadwhiteboyShittierversion of apro comicsjokeRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingComicsnot onstage poolto the backDirty jokefrom incelOlder personwho's alwayswanted to trythisYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokes"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Showstarts ahalf hourlateVisiblementalillnessDarkSubjectMatterMomic/Dad-medianSole non-comic in theaudience isvisiblyuncomfortableComicwith adisabilityNo actualstage/micYou'vebeenbumped!Comic hasdone lessthan threesets total"This isn'tgoingwell"Standardissuejeans andflannelComicappearsto be ondrugsComic checktheir notes onstage for ajoke you'veheard beforeLess than5 femaleson the listHey, thatwas jokewas actuallygood!ImmigrantcomicSadwhiteboyShittierversion of apro comicsjokeRuns thelight despitenobodylaughingComicsnot onstage poolto the backDirty jokefrom incelOlder personwho's alwayswanted to trythisYoungcomic withnothing butedgey jokes"Think I'llgo homeand killmyself"Showstarts ahalf hourlateVisiblementalillnessDarkSubjectMatterMomic/Dad-medianSole non-comic in theaudience isvisiblyuncomfortableComicwith adisabilityNo actualstage/micYou'vebeenbumped!Comic hasdone lessthan threesets total

Open Mic Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "This isn't going well"
  2. Standard issue jeans and flannel
  3. Comic appears to be on drugs
  4. Comic check their notes on stage for a joke you've heard before
  5. Less than 5 females on the list
  6. Hey, that was joke was actually good!
  7. Immigrant comic
  8. Sad white boy
  9. Shittier version of a pro comics joke
  10. Runs the light despite nobody laughing
  11. Comics not on stage pool to the back
  12. Dirty joke from incel
  13. Older person who's always wanted to try this
  14. Young comic with nothing but edgey jokes
  15. "Think I'll go home and kill myself"
  16. Show starts a half hour late
  17. Visible mental illness
  18. Dark Subject Matter
  19. Momic/Dad-median
  20. Sole non-comic in the audience is visibly uncomfortable
  21. Comic with a disability
  22. No actual stage/mic
  23. You've been bumped!
  24. Comic has done less than three sets total