"Must be a database issue." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issues." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "That's weird..." "It worked in STAGING." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It works on my machine." "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "It worked yesterday." "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's never done that before." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "How is that possible?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a database issue." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issues." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "That's weird..." "It worked in STAGING." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It works on my machine." "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "It worked yesterday." "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's never done that before." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "How is that possible?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
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"Must be a database issue."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a network issues."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"That's weird..."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It works on my machine."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It worked yesterday."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's never done that before."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"I can't test everything!"
"How is that possible?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
