"You must have the wrong version." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked yesterday." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "How is that possible?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It works on my machine." "It's never done that before." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "Must be a database issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issues." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked yesterday." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "How is that possible?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It works on my machine." "It's never done that before." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "Must be a database issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issues." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I can't test everything!"
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"You must have the wrong version."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It worked yesterday."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"There is something funky in your data."
"How is that possible?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It works on my machine."
"It's never done that before."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"That's weird..."
"Must be a database issue."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Must be a network issues."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"I can't test everything!"
