"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked yesterday." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a network issues." "I can't test everything!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "That's weird..." "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked yesterday." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a network issues." "I can't test everything!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "That's weird..." "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "There is something funky in your data."
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"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"How is that possible?"
"It's never done that before."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It worked yesterday."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a network issues."
"I can't test everything!"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"That's weird..."
"It works on my machine."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"There is something funky in your data."
