"Must be a network issues." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "There is something funky in your data." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works on my machine." "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked yesterday." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You can't use that version on your system." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It's never done that before." "Must be a network issues." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "There is something funky in your data." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works on my machine." "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked yesterday." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You can't use that version on your system." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It's never done that before."
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"Must be a network issues."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It worked in STAGING."
"There is something funky in your data."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"You must have the wrong version."
"I can't test everything!"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works on my machine."
"That's weird..."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"How is that possible?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It worked yesterday."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"It's never done that before."
