"That's weird..." "Must be a network issues." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "It worked in STAGING." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It's never done that before." "It worked yesterday." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "There is something funky in your data." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "How is that possible?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version." "That's weird..." "Must be a network issues." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "It worked in STAGING." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It's never done that before." "It worked yesterday." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "There is something funky in your data." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "How is that possible?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "You must have the wrong version."
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"That's weird..."
"Must be a network issues."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Must be a database issue."
"It works on my machine."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It's never done that before."
"It worked yesterday."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"How is that possible?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"I can't test everything!"
"You must have the wrong version."
