"It worked yesterday." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It must be a hardware problem." "That's weird..." "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a network issues." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You must have the wrong version." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "There is something funky in your data." "It worked yesterday." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It must be a hardware problem." "That's weird..." "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a network issues." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You must have the wrong version." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "There is something funky in your data."
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"It worked yesterday."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"That's weird..."
"It's never done that before."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Must be a network issues."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a database issue."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"How is that possible?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It works on my machine."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I can't test everything!"
"There is something funky in your data."
