"It worked yesterday." "That's weird..." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's never done that before." "How is that possible?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a network issues." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It worked yesterday." "That's weird..." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's never done that before." "How is that possible?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a network issues." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
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"It worked yesterday."
"That's weird..."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's never done that before."
"How is that possible?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Must be a network issues."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I can't test everything!"
"It works on my machine."
"It worked in STAGING."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Must be a database issue."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
