"THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It must be a hardware problem." "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "How is that possible?" "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "There is something funky in your data." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "I can't test everything!" "It worked yesterday." "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issues." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It must be a hardware problem." "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "How is that possible?" "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "There is something funky in your data." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "I can't test everything!" "It worked yesterday." "You must have the wrong version." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issues."
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"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's never done that before."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It works on my machine."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"How is that possible?"
"Must be a database issue."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"That's weird..."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"There is something funky in your data."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"I can't test everything!"
"It worked yesterday."
"You must have the wrong version."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Must be a network issues."
