"THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issues." "It worked yesterday." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." "It's never done that before." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "How is that possible?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "You must have the wrong version." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It works on my machine." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issues." "It worked yesterday." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." "It's never done that before." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "How is that possible?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I can't test everything!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "You must have the wrong version." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..."
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"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It works on my machine."
"Must be a database issue."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Must be a network issues."
"It worked yesterday."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It's never done that before."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It worked in STAGING."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"How is that possible?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"I can't test everything!"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"That's weird..."
