"Must be a network issues." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked yesterday." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a database issue." "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "How is that possible?" "You must have the wrong version." "There is something funky in your data." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." "That's weird..." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!" "Must be a network issues." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked yesterday." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a database issue." "It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "How is that possible?" "You must have the wrong version." "There is something funky in your data." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." "That's weird..." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I can't test everything!"
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"Must be a network issues."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It worked yesterday."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Must be a database issue."
"It works on my machine."
"It worked in STAGING."
"How is that possible?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"That's weird..."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It's never done that before."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I can't test everything!"
