"Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "It worked yesterday." "You can't use that version on your system." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It works on my machine." "How is that possible?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "It worked yesterday." "You can't use that version on your system." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It works on my machine." "How is that possible?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "Somebody must have changed my code."
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"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"I can't test everything!"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"That's weird..."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"It worked yesterday."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It works on my machine."
"How is that possible?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It's never done that before."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Must be a network issues."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
