"Somebody must have changed my code." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "There is something funky in your data." "I can't test everything!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Must be a network issues." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "That's weird..." "Must be a database issue." "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "You must have the wrong version." "How is that possible?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "There is something funky in your data." "I can't test everything!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Must be a network issues." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "That's weird..." "Must be a database issue." "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "You must have the wrong version." "How is that possible?" "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine."
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"Somebody must have changed my code."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"There is something funky in your data."
"I can't test everything!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Must be a network issues."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"That's weird..."
"Must be a database issue."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It's never done that before."
"You must have the wrong version."
"How is that possible?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It worked yesterday."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It works on my machine."
