"Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "I can't test everything!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issues." "There is something funky in your data." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "It must be a hardware problem." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It's never done that before." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "You can't use that version on your system." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "I can't test everything!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "That's weird..." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issues." "There is something funky in your data." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It works on my machine." "It must be a hardware problem." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It's never done that before." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "You can't use that version on your system." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "How is that possible?" "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue."
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"Isn't that IT's job?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It worked yesterday."
"I can't test everything!"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"That's weird..."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a network issues."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It works on my machine."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It's never done that before."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"You can't use that version on your system."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"How is that possible?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a database issue."
