"Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a network issues." "It worked in STAGING." "It works on my machine." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It must be a hardware problem." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "You must have the wrong version." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's never done that before." "Isn't that IT's job?" "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Must be a network issues." "It worked in STAGING." "It works on my machine." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It must be a hardware problem." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "How is that possible?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I can't test everything!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "You must have the wrong version." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's never done that before."
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"Isn't that IT's job?"
"That's weird..."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Must be a network issues."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It works on my machine."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"How is that possible?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"I can't test everything!"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked yesterday."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It's never done that before."
