"It worked in STAGING." "Must be a network issues." "That's weird..." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It's never done that before." "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "How is that possible?" "It must be a hardware problem." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a network issues." "That's weird..." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It's never done that before." "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "How is that possible?" "It must be a hardware problem." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked yesterday." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
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"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a network issues."
"That's weird..."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"I can't test everything!"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It's never done that before."
"It works on my machine."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a database issue."
"How is that possible?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked yesterday."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
