"Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works on my machine." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "How is that possible?" "It worked in STAGING." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "There is something funky in your data." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "It must be a hardware problem." "It worked yesterday." "I can't test everything!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It works on my machine." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "How is that possible?" "It worked in STAGING." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "There is something funky in your data." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "It must be a hardware problem." "It worked yesterday." "I can't test everything!" "Somebody must have changed my code."
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"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Must be a network issues."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"That's weird..."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It works on my machine."
"Must be a database issue."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"How is that possible?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"There is something funky in your data."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It's never done that before."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It worked yesterday."
"I can't test everything!"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
