"You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a network issues." "You must have the wrong version." "It worked in STAGING." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "There is something funky in your data." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "I can't test everything!" "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a database issue." "How is that possible?" "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It's never done that before." "You can't use that version on your system." "Must be a network issues." "You must have the wrong version." "It worked in STAGING." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "There is something funky in your data." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It must be a hardware problem." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "I can't test everything!" "That's weird..." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a database issue." "How is that possible?" "It works on my machine." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "It's never done that before."
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"You can't use that version on your system."
"Must be a network issues."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"There is something funky in your data."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"I can't test everything!"
"That's weird..."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It worked yesterday."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Must be a database issue."
"How is that possible?"
"It works on my machine."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"It's never done that before."
