"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works on my machine." "You can't use that version on your system." "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issues." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "It worked in STAGING." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It works on my machine." "You can't use that version on your system." "How is that possible?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's never done that before." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked yesterday." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a network issues." "Must be a database issue." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." "I can't test everything!" "It worked in STAGING."
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"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It works on my machine."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"How is that possible?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"That's weird..."
"There is something funky in your data."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It's never done that before."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It worked yesterday."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Must be a network issues."
"Must be a database issue."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"You must have the wrong version."
"I can't test everything!"
"It worked in STAGING."
