"I can't test everything!" "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works on my machine." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "That's weird..." "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You must have the wrong version." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a database issue." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a network issues." "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It works on my machine." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "That's weird..." "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You must have the wrong version." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a database issue." "How is that possible?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a network issues." "Isn't that IT's job?" "You can't use that version on your system." "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "It's never done that before."
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"I can't test everything!"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It works on my machine."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"That's weird..."
"It worked yesterday."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"You must have the wrong version."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Must be a database issue."
"How is that possible?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a network issues."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It's never done that before."
