"Must be a network issues." "I can't test everything!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked yesterday." "It must be a hardware problem." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "How is that possible?" "It worked in STAGING." "It works on my machine." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "That's weird..." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Must be a network issues." "I can't test everything!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked yesterday." "It must be a hardware problem." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "How is that possible?" "It worked in STAGING." "It works on my machine." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "You can't use that version on your system." "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "That's weird..." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
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"Must be a network issues."
"I can't test everything!"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It worked yesterday."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a database issue."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"How is that possible?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"It works on my machine."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It's never done that before."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"That's weird..."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
