Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: Directlyinsults rep::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Unintelligibleshouting ::::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::What amI going todo!?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWhat do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Can thecheck besentovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensLawsuit ::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can seemy breathin myhouse.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can partsbeshippedovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensBBB ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: Directlyinsults rep::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Unintelligibleshouting ::::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::What amI going todo!?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWhat do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Can thecheck besentovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensLawsuit ::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can seemy breathin myhouse.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can partsbeshippedovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensBBB ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  2. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  3. :: Directly insults rep ::
  4. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  5. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  6. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  7. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  8. What am I going to do!?
  9. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  10. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  11. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  12. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  13. Can the check be sent overnight?
  14. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  15. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  16. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  17. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  18. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  19. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  20. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  21. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  22. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  23. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  24. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  25. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  26. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  27. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  28. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  29. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  30. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  31. I can see my breath in my house.
  32. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  33. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  34. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  35. :: Threatens BBB ::
  36. Your insurance is worthless.
  37. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  38. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  39. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  40. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.