I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::I can seemy breathin myhouse.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What amI going todo!?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Directlyinsults rep::Can partsbeshippedovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Can thecheck besentovernight?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::ThreatensLawsuit ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::I can seemy breathin myhouse.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What amI going todo!?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Directlyinsults rep::Can partsbeshippedovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Can thecheck besentovernight?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::ThreatensLawsuit ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  2. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  3. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  4. I can see my breath in my house.
  5. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  6. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  7. What am I going to do!?
  8. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  9. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  10. :: Threatens BBB ::
  11. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  12. Your insurance is worthless.
  13. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  14. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  15. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  16. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  17. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  18. :: Directly insults rep ::
  19. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  20. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  21. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  22. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  23. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  24. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  25. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  26. Can the check be sent overnight?
  27. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  28. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  29. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  30. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  31. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  32. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  33. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  34. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  35. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  36. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  37. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  38. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  39. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  40. Can the replacement be sent overnight?