::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What amI going todo!?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can seemy breathin myhouse.::ThreatensLawsuit ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Unintelligibleshouting ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can thecheck besentovernight?:: Directlyinsults rep::::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What amI going todo!?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can seemy breathin myhouse.::ThreatensLawsuit ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Unintelligibleshouting ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can thecheck besentovernight?:: Directlyinsults rep::

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  2. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  3. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  4. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  5. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  6. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  7. :: Threatens BBB ::
  8. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  9. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  10. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  11. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  12. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  13. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  14. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  15. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  16. What am I going to do!?
  17. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  18. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  19. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  20. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  21. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  22. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  23. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  24. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  25. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  26. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  27. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  28. I can see my breath in my house.
  29. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  30. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  31. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  32. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  33. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  34. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  35. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  36. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  37. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  38. Your insurance is worthless.
  39. Can the check be sent overnight?
  40. :: Directly insults rep ::