This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?What amI going todo!?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensBBB ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Unintelligibleshouting ::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?I can seemy breathin myhouse.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Can thecheck besentovernight?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?:: Directlyinsults rep::::ThreatensLawsuit ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?What amI going todo!?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensBBB ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Unintelligibleshouting ::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?I can seemy breathin myhouse.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Can thecheck besentovernight?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?:: Directlyinsults rep::::ThreatensLawsuit ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  2. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  3. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  4. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  5. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  6. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  7. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  8. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  9. What am I going to do!?
  10. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  11. :: Threatens BBB ::
  12. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  13. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  14. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  15. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  16. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  17. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  18. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  19. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  20. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  21. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  22. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  23. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  24. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  25. I can see my breath in my house.
  26. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  27. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  28. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  29. Can the check be sent overnight?
  30. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  31. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  32. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  33. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  34. Your insurance is worthless.
  35. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  36. :: Directly insults rep ::
  37. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  38. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  39. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  40. Are you going to pay for my hotel?