I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::Unintelligibleshouting ::::ThreatensBBB :::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?:: Directlyinsults rep::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What amI going todo!?::ThreatensLawsuit ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Can thecheck besentovernight?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::Unintelligibleshouting ::::ThreatensBBB :::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?:: Directlyinsults rep::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What amI going todo!?::ThreatensLawsuit ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Can thecheck besentovernight?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  2. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  3. :: Threatens BBB ::
  4. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  5. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  6. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  7. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  8. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  9. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  10. :: Directly insults rep ::
  11. Your insurance is worthless.
  12. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  13. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  14. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  15. What am I going to do!?
  16. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  17. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  18. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  19. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  20. Can the check be sent overnight?
  21. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  22. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  23. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  24. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  25. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  26. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  27. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  28. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  29. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  30. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  31. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  32. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  33. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  34. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  35. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  36. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  37. I can see my breath in my house.
  38. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  39. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  40. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.