:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::I can seemy breathin myhouse.:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Unintelligibleshouting ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::ThreatensBBB ::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::ThreatensLawsuit ::Can thecheck besentovernight?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!What amI going todo!?Can partsbeshippedovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.:: Directlyinsults rep:::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::I can seemy breathin myhouse.:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Unintelligibleshouting ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::ThreatensBBB ::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::ThreatensLawsuit ::Can thecheck besentovernight?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!What amI going todo!?Can partsbeshippedovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.:: Directlyinsults rep::

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  2. I can see my breath in my house.
  3. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  4. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  5. Your insurance is worthless.
  6. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  7. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  8. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  9. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  10. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  11. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  12. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  13. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  14. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  15. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  16. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  17. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  18. :: Threatens BBB ::
  19. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  20. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  21. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  22. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  23. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  24. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  25. Can the check be sent overnight?
  26. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  27. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  28. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  29. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  30. What am I going to do!?
  31. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  32. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  33. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  34. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  35. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  36. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  37. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  38. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  39. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  40. :: Directly insults rep ::