I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensLawsuit ::::ThreatensBBB ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Directlyinsults rep::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews :::: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing topay for myhotel?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What amI going todo!?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensLawsuit ::::ThreatensBBB ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Directlyinsults rep::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::ReferencesDie HardMovies :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews :::: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing topay for myhotel?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What amI going todo!?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I can see my breath in my house.
  2. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  3. Your insurance is worthless.
  4. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  5. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  6. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  7. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  8. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  9. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  10. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  11. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  12. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  13. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  14. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  15. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  16. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  17. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  18. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  19. :: Threatens BBB ::
  20. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  21. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  22. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  23. :: Directly insults rep ::
  24. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  25. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  26. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  27. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  28. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  29. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  30. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  31. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  32. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  33. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  34. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  35. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  36. What am I going to do!?
  37. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  38. Can the check be sent overnight?
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  40. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::