This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Unintelligibleshouting ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: Directlyinsults rep::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::ThreatensLawsuit :::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::What amI going todo!?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing toreplace myturkey?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can seemy breathin myhouse.::ThreatensBBB ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Can thecheck besentovernight?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Unintelligibleshouting ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: Directlyinsults rep::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::ThreatensLawsuit :::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::What amI going todo!?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing toreplace myturkey?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can seemy breathin myhouse.::ThreatensBBB ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Can thecheck besentovernight?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  2. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  3. Your insurance is worthless.
  4. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  5. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  6. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  7. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  8. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  9. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  10. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  11. :: Directly insults rep ::
  12. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  13. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  14. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  15. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  16. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  17. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  18. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  19. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  20. What am I going to do!?
  21. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  22. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  23. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  24. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  25. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  26. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  27. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  28. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  29. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  30. I can see my breath in my house.
  31. :: Threatens BBB ::
  32. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  33. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  34. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  35. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  36. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  37. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  38. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  40. Can the check be sent overnight?