Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Yourinsuranceisworthless.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::ThreatensBBB :::: Directlyinsults rep::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?::ThreatensLawsuit ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Unintelligibleshouting ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground :::: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?What amI going todo!?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can seemy breathin myhouse.:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Can thecheck besentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Can partsbeshippedovernight?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Yourinsuranceisworthless.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::ThreatensBBB :::: Directlyinsults rep::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?::ThreatensLawsuit ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Unintelligibleshouting ::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground :::: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?What amI going todo!?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can seemy breathin myhouse.:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Can thecheck besentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Can partsbeshippedovernight?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  2. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  3. Your insurance is worthless.
  4. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  5. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  6. :: Threatens BBB ::
  7. :: Directly insults rep ::
  8. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  9. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  10. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  11. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  12. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  13. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  14. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  15. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  16. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  17. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  18. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  19. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  20. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  21. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  22. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  23. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  24. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  25. What am I going to do!?
  26. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  27. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  28. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  29. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  30. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  31. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  32. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  33. I can see my breath in my house.
  34. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  35. Can the check be sent overnight?
  36. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  37. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  38. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  39. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  40. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?