I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ThreatensLawsuit ::::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Directlyinsults rep::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::::ThreatensBBB ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thecheck besentovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?What amI going todo!?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ThreatensLawsuit ::::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Directlyinsults rep::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::::ThreatensBBB ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thecheck besentovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?What amI going todo!?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  2. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  3. Your insurance is worthless.
  4. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  5. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  6. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  7. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  8. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  9. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  10. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  11. I can see my breath in my house.
  12. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  13. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  14. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  15. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  16. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  17. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  18. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  19. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  20. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  21. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  22. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  23. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  24. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  25. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  26. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  27. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  28. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  29. :: Directly insults rep ::
  30. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  31. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  32. :: Threatens BBB ::
  33. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  34. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  35. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  36. Can the check be sent overnight?
  37. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  38. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  39. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  40. What am I going to do!?