I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::ThreatensBBB ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?:: Directlyinsults rep::::ThreatensLawsuit ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews :::: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingBut I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thecheck besentovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::What amI going todo!?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::ThreatensBBB ::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?:: Directlyinsults rep::::ThreatensLawsuit ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews :::: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingBut I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thecheck besentovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::What amI going todo!?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  2. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  3. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  4. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  5. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  6. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  7. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  8. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  9. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  10. Your insurance is worthless.
  11. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  12. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  13. :: Threatens BBB ::
  14. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  15. :: Directly insults rep ::
  16. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  17. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  18. I can see my breath in my house.
  19. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  20. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  21. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  22. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  23. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  24. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  25. Can the check be sent overnight?
  26. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  27. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  28. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  29. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  30. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  31. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  32. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  33. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  34. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  35. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  36. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  37. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  38. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  39. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  40. What am I going to do!?