Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What amI going todo!?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I can seemy breathin myhouse.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can thecheck besentovernight?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::ThreatensLawsuit ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can partsbeshippedovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Directlyinsults rep:::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::::Unintelligibleshouting ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW :::: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What amI going todo!?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I can seemy breathin myhouse.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can thecheck besentovernight?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::ThreatensLawsuit ::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can partsbeshippedovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Directlyinsults rep:::: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::::Unintelligibleshouting ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW :::: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  2. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  3. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  4. What am I going to do!?
  5. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  6. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  7. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  8. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  9. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  10. I can see my breath in my house.
  11. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  12. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  13. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  14. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  15. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  16. Can the check be sent overnight?
  17. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  18. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  19. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  20. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  21. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  22. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  23. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  24. :: Directly insults rep ::
  25. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  26. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  27. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  28. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  29. :: Threatens BBB ::
  30. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  31. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  32. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  33. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  34. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  35. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  36. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  37. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  38. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  39. Your insurance is worthless.
  40. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?