Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?:: Directlyinsults rep::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::ThreatensLawsuit ::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?:: Audiblycries onthe phone:::: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can seemy breathin myhouse.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Unintelligibleshouting ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWill this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What amI going todo!?Can partsbeshippedovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?:: Directlyinsults rep::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::ThreatensLawsuit ::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?:: Audiblycries onthe phone:::: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can seemy breathin myhouse.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground :::: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Unintelligibleshouting ::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWill this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB ::Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What amI going todo!?Can partsbeshippedovernight?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  2. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  3. :: Directly insults rep ::
  4. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  5. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  6. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  7. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  8. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  9. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  10. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  11. Your insurance is worthless.
  12. I can see my breath in my house.
  13. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  14. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  15. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  16. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  17. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  18. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  19. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  20. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  21. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  22. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  23. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  24. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  25. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  26. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  27. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  28. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  29. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  30. :: Threatens BBB ::
  31. Can the check be sent overnight?
  32. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  33. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  34. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  35. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  36. What am I going to do!?
  37. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  38. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  40. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?