Can thecheck besentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::Unintelligibleshouting ::::ThreatensBBB :::: Directlyinsults rep::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWhat amI going todo!?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::ThreatensLawsuit ::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Can thecheck besentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::Unintelligibleshouting ::::ThreatensBBB :::: Directlyinsults rep::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWhat amI going todo!?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::ThreatensLawsuit ::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?:: Audiblycries onthe phone::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can the check be sent overnight?
  2. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  3. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  4. Your insurance is worthless.
  5. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  6. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  7. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  8. I can see my breath in my house.
  9. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  10. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  11. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  12. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  13. :: Threatens BBB ::
  14. :: Directly insults rep ::
  15. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  16. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  17. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  18. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  19. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  20. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  21. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  22. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  23. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  24. What am I going to do!?
  25. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  26. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  27. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  28. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  29. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  30. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  31. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  32. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  33. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  34. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  35. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  36. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  37. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  38. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  40. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?