::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?:: Directlyinsults rep::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thecheck besentovernight?I can seemy breathin myhouse.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::::ThreatensLawsuit :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::ThreatensBBB ::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Unintelligibleshouting ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What amI going todo!?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?:: Directlyinsults rep::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thecheck besentovernight?I can seemy breathin myhouse.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?:: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::::ThreatensLawsuit :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::ThreatensBBB ::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Unintelligibleshouting ::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What amI going todo!?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  2. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  3. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  4. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  5. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  6. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  7. :: Directly insults rep ::
  8. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  9. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  10. Can the check be sent overnight?
  11. I can see my breath in my house.
  12. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  13. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  14. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  15. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  16. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  17. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  18. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  19. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  20. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  21. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  22. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  23. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  24. :: Threatens BBB ::
  25. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  26. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  27. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  28. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  29. Your insurance is worthless.
  30. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  31. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  32. What am I going to do!?
  33. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  34. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  35. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  36. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  37. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  38. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  39. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  40. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.