What amI going todo!?::ThreatensBBB ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing toreplace myturkey?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Yourinsuranceisworthless.:: Directlyinsults rep::Can thecheck besentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::ThreatensLawsuit :::: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What amI going todo!?::ThreatensBBB ::Can partsbeshippedovernight?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing toreplace myturkey?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ReferencesDie HardMovies ::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.:: Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news ::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?:: More than10 seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews ::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.:: Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground ::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Yourinsuranceisworthless.:: Directlyinsults rep::Can thecheck besentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Unintelligibleshouting :::: Audiblycries onthe phone::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::ThreatensLawsuit :::: Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW ::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What am I going to do!?
  2. :: Threatens BBB ::
  3. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  4. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  5. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  6. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  7. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  8. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  9. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  10. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  11. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  12. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  13. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  14. I can see my breath in my house.
  15. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  16. :: References Die Hard Movies ::
  17. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  18. :: Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news ::
  19. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  20. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  21. :: More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news ::
  22. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  23. :: Gets into argument with someone in the background ::
  24. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  25. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  26. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  27. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  28. Your insurance is worthless.
  29. :: Directly insults rep ::
  30. Can the check be sent overnight?
  31. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  32. :: Unintelligible shouting ::
  33. :: Audibly cries on the phone ::
  34. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  35. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  36. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  37. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  38. :: Threatens Lawsuit ::
  39. :: Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW ::
  40. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?