What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ThreatensLawsuit::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Can thecheck besentovernight?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Unintelligibleshouting::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Free!::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Audiblycries onthephone::Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?What amI going todo!?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::Directlyinsultsrep::::ThreatensBBB::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ThreatensLawsuit::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Can thecheck besentovernight?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Unintelligibleshouting::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Free!::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Audiblycries onthephone::Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?What amI going todo!?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::Directlyinsultsrep::::ThreatensBBB::

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  2. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  3. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  4. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  5. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  6. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  7. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  8. Can the check be sent overnight?
  9. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  10. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  11. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  12. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  13. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  14. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  15. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  16. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  17. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  18. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  19. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  20. Free!
  21. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  22. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  23. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  24. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  25. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  26. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  27. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  28. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  29. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  30. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  31. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  32. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  33. I can see my breath in my house.
  34. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  35. What am I going to do!?
  36. Your insurance is worthless.
  37. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  38. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  40. ::Directly insults rep::
  41. ::Threatens BBB::