Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Audiblycries onthephone::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Can partsbeshippedovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::I can seemy breathin myhouse.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Directlyinsultsrep::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Can thecheck besentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Unintelligibleshouting::::ThreatensLawsuit::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::ReferencesDie HardMovies::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingFree!::ThreatensBBB::What amI going todo!?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Audiblycries onthephone::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Can partsbeshippedovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::I can seemy breathin myhouse.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Directlyinsultsrep::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Can thecheck besentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Unintelligibleshouting::::ThreatensLawsuit::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::ReferencesDie HardMovies::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingFree!::ThreatensBBB::What amI going todo!?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  2. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  3. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  4. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  5. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  6. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  7. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  8. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  9. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  10. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  11. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  12. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  13. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  14. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  15. I can see my breath in my house.
  16. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  17. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  18. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  19. ::Directly insults rep::
  20. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  21. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  22. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  23. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  24. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  25. Can the check be sent overnight?
  26. Your insurance is worthless.
  27. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  28. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  29. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  30. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  31. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  32. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  33. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  34. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  35. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  36. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  37. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  38. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  39. Free!
  40. ::Threatens BBB::
  41. What am I going to do!?