::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Can thecheck besentovernight?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Yourinsuranceisworthless.This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Free!Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Can partsbeshippedovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::I can seemy breathin myhouse.::Audiblycries onthephone::::Unintelligibleshouting::::ThreatensBBB::::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::ThreatensLawsuit::Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.What amI going todo!?::Directlyinsultsrep::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Can thecheck besentovernight?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Yourinsuranceisworthless.This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Free!Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Can partsbeshippedovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::I can seemy breathin myhouse.::Audiblycries onthephone::::Unintelligibleshouting::::ThreatensBBB::::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::ThreatensLawsuit::Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.What amI going todo!?::Directlyinsultsrep::

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  2. Can the check be sent overnight?
  3. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  4. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  5. Your insurance is worthless.
  6. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  7. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  8. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  9. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  10. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  11. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  12. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  13. Free!
  14. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  15. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  16. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  17. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  18. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  19. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  20. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  21. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  22. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  23. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  24. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  25. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  26. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  27. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  28. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  29. I can see my breath in my house.
  30. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  31. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  32. ::Threatens BBB::
  33. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  34. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  35. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  36. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  37. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  38. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  39. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  40. What am I going to do!?
  41. ::Directly insults rep::