Free!This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can partsbeshippedovernight?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.::ThreatensBBB::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWhat do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::Audiblycries onthephone::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Directlyinsultsrep::::ThreatensLawsuit::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.What amI going todo!?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Unintelligibleshouting::::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can seemy breathin myhouse.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Can thecheck besentovernight?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Free!This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can partsbeshippedovernight?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Yourinsuranceisworthless.::ThreatensBBB::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWhat do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::Audiblycries onthephone::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Directlyinsultsrep::::ThreatensLawsuit::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.What amI going todo!?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Unintelligibleshouting::::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can seemy breathin myhouse.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Can thecheck besentovernight?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Free!
  2. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  3. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  4. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  5. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  6. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  7. Your insurance is worthless.
  8. ::Threatens BBB::
  9. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  10. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  11. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  12. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  13. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  14. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  15. ::Directly insults rep::
  16. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  17. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  18. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  19. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  20. What am I going to do!?
  21. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  22. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  23. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  24. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  25. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  26. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  27. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  28. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  29. I can see my breath in my house.
  30. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  31. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  32. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  33. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  34. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  35. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  36. Can the check be sent overnight?
  37. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  38. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  40. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  41. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?