Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Free!Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::Directlyinsultsrep::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Audiblycries onthephone::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::ThreatensBBB::Can thecheck besentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Can partsbeshippedovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::ThreatensLawsuit::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?What amI going todo!?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Unintelligibleshouting::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing topay for myhotel?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Free!Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::Directlyinsultsrep::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Audiblycries onthephone::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::ThreatensBBB::Can thecheck besentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Can partsbeshippedovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::ThreatensLawsuit::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?What amI going todo!?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Unintelligibleshouting::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing topay for myhotel?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  2. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  3. Free!
  4. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  5. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  6. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  7. ::Directly insults rep::
  8. I can see my breath in my house.
  9. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  10. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  11. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  12. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  13. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  14. Your insurance is worthless.
  15. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  16. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  17. ::Threatens BBB::
  18. Can the check be sent overnight?
  19. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  20. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  21. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  22. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  23. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  24. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  25. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  26. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  27. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  28. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  29. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  30. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  31. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  32. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  33. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  34. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  35. What am I going to do!?
  36. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  37. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  38. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  39. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  40. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  41. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?