Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::Unintelligibleshouting::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Yourinsuranceisworthless.This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::What amI going todo!?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Free!::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::ThreatensBBB::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing toreplace myturkey?::ThreatensLawsuit::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::Directlyinsultsrep::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::Unintelligibleshouting::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Yourinsuranceisworthless.This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::What amI going todo!?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Free!::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::ThreatensBBB::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing toreplace myturkey?::ThreatensLawsuit::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::Directlyinsultsrep::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  2. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  3. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  4. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  5. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  6. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  7. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  8. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  9. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  10. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  11. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  12. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  13. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  14. Your insurance is worthless.
  15. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  16. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  17. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  18. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  19. Can the check be sent overnight?
  20. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  21. I can see my breath in my house.
  22. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  23. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  24. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  25. What am I going to do!?
  26. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  27. Free!
  28. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  29. ::Threatens BBB::
  30. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  31. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  32. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  33. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  34. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  35. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  36. ::Directly insults rep::
  37. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  38. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  40. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  41. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?