How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ThreatensLawsuit::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Free!::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can thecheck besentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.What amI going todo!?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Audiblycries onthephone::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ThreatensBBB::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Directlyinsultsrep::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ThreatensLawsuit::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Free!::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can thecheck besentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.What amI going todo!?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Audiblycries onthephone::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ThreatensBBB::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Directlyinsultsrep::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  2. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  3. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  4. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  5. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  6. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  7. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  8. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  9. Free!
  10. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  11. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  12. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  13. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  14. Can the check be sent overnight?
  15. Your insurance is worthless.
  16. What am I going to do!?
  17. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  18. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  19. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  20. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  21. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  22. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  23. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  24. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  25. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  26. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  27. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  28. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  29. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  30. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  31. I can see my breath in my house.
  32. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  33. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  34. ::Threatens BBB::
  35. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  36. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  37. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  38. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  39. ::Directly insults rep::
  40. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  41. Are you going to replace my turkey?