I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Directlyinsultsrep::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can thecheck besentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::What amI going todo!?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::ThreatensBBB::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingFree!::ThreatensLawsuit::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Unintelligibleshouting::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Directlyinsultsrep::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Can thecheck besentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::What amI going todo!?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::ThreatensBBB::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingFree!::ThreatensLawsuit::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Unintelligibleshouting::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  2. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  3. ::Directly insults rep::
  4. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  5. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  6. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  7. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  8. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  9. Can the check be sent overnight?
  10. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  11. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  12. What am I going to do!?
  13. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  14. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  15. ::Threatens BBB::
  16. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  17. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  18. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  19. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  20. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  21. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  22. Your insurance is worthless.
  23. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  24. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  25. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  26. I can see my breath in my house.
  27. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  28. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  29. Free!
  30. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  31. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  32. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  33. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  34. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  35. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  36. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  37. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  38. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  39. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  40. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  41. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?