Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Free!::Audiblycries onthephone::::Unintelligibleshouting::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Can thecheck besentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Directlyinsultsrep::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::ThreatensLawsuit::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::What amI going todo!?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::I can seemy breathin myhouse.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Free!::Audiblycries onthephone::::Unintelligibleshouting::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Can thecheck besentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Directlyinsultsrep::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::ThreatensLawsuit::How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::What amI going todo!?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can partsbeshippedovernight?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  2. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  3. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  4. I can see my breath in my house.
  5. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  6. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  7. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  8. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  9. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  10. Free!
  11. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  12. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  13. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  14. Can the check be sent overnight?
  15. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  16. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  17. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  18. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  19. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  20. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  21. ::Directly insults rep::
  22. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  23. ::Threatens BBB::
  24. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  25. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  26. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  27. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  28. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  29. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  30. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  31. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  32. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  33. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  34. What am I going to do!?
  35. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  36. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  37. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  38. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  39. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  40. Your insurance is worthless.
  41. Can parts be shipped overnight?