::Audiblycries onthephone::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What amI going todo!?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?I can seemy breathin myhouse.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::ThreatensBBB::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Free!::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Can thecheck besentovernight?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingHow do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Unintelligibleshouting::::ThreatensLawsuit::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Directlyinsultsrep::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Can partsbeshippedovernight?::Audiblycries onthephone::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What amI going todo!?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?I can seemy breathin myhouse.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::ThreatensBBB::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Free!::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Can thecheck besentovernight?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingHow do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Unintelligibleshouting::::ThreatensLawsuit::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Directlyinsultsrep::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Can partsbeshippedovernight?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  2. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  3. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  4. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  5. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  6. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  7. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  8. What am I going to do!?
  9. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  10. I can see my breath in my house.
  11. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  12. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  13. ::Threatens BBB::
  14. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  15. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  16. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  17. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  18. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  19. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  20. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  21. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  22. Free!
  23. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  24. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  25. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  26. Can the check be sent overnight?
  27. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  28. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  29. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  30. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  31. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  32. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  33. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  34. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  35. ::Directly insults rep::
  36. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  37. Your insurance is worthless.
  38. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  39. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  40. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  41. Can parts be shipped overnight?