Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Directlyinsultsrep::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What amI going todo!?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Can partsbeshippedovernight?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Free!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Audiblycries onthephone::::ThreatensLawsuit::::Unintelligibleshouting::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ThreatensBBB::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Directlyinsultsrep::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.What amI going todo!?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Can partsbeshippedovernight?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Are yougoing topay for myhotel?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Free!I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Audiblycries onthephone::::ThreatensLawsuit::::Unintelligibleshouting::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ThreatensBBB::Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  2. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  3. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  4. I can see my breath in my house.
  5. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  6. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  7. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  8. Can the check be sent overnight?
  9. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  10. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  11. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  12. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  13. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  14. ::Directly insults rep::
  15. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  16. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  17. What am I going to do!?
  18. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  19. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  20. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  21. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  22. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  23. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  24. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  25. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  26. Your insurance is worthless.
  27. Free!
  28. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  29. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  30. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  31. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  32. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  33. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  34. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  35. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  36. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  37. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  38. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  39. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  40. ::Threatens BBB::
  41. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?