::ReferencesDie HardMovies::What amI going todo!?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Unintelligibleshouting::::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Free!Yourinsuranceisworthless.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::Directlyinsultsrep::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensBBB::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::ThreatensLawsuit::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::What amI going todo!?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Can partsbeshippedovernight?Can thecheck besentovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Unintelligibleshouting::::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Free!Yourinsuranceisworthless.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::Directlyinsultsrep::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAm Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensBBB::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::ThreatensLawsuit::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  2. What am I going to do!?
  3. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  4. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  5. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  6. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  7. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  8. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  9. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  10. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  11. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  12. Can the check be sent overnight?
  13. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  14. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  15. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  16. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  17. Free!
  18. Your insurance is worthless.
  19. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  20. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  21. ::Directly insults rep::
  22. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  23. I can see my breath in my house.
  24. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  25. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  26. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  27. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  28. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  29. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  30. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  31. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  32. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  33. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  34. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  35. ::Threatens BBB::
  36. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  37. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  38. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  39. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  40. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  41. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?