How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Unintelligibleshouting::I can seemy breathin myhouse.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Can thecheck besentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::What amI going todo!?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing topay for myhotel?::Audiblycries onthephone::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ThreatensBBB::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Yourinsuranceisworthless.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Free!::ThreatensLawsuit::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Directlyinsultsrep::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Can partsbeshippedovernight?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Unintelligibleshouting::I can seemy breathin myhouse.What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Can thecheck besentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::What amI going todo!?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingAre yougoing topay for myhotel?::Audiblycries onthephone::Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ThreatensBBB::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Yourinsuranceisworthless.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Free!::ThreatensLawsuit::Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::Directlyinsultsrep::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  2. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  3. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  4. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  5. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  6. I can see my breath in my house.
  7. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  8. Can the check be sent overnight?
  9. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  10. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  11. What am I going to do!?
  12. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  13. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  14. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  15. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  16. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  17. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  18. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  19. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  20. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  21. ::Threatens BBB::
  22. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  23. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  24. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  25. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  26. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  27. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  28. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  29. Your insurance is worthless.
  30. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  31. Free!
  32. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  33. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  34. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  35. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  36. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  37. ::Directly insults rep::
  38. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  39. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  40. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  41. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.