Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Unintelligibleshouting::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::ThreatensBBB::Can partsbeshippedovernight?::Directlyinsultsrep::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Can thecheck besentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Audiblycries onthephone::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingFree!::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?What amI going todo!?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensLawsuit::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Unintelligibleshouting::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?::ThreatensBBB::Can partsbeshippedovernight?::Directlyinsultsrep::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Can thecheck besentovernight?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?::Audiblycries onthephone::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingFree!::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?What amI going todo!?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensLawsuit::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  2. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  3. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  4. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  5. ::Threatens BBB::
  6. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  7. ::Directly insults rep::
  8. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  9. Can the check be sent overnight?
  10. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  11. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  12. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  13. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  14. Free!
  15. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  16. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  17. What am I going to do!?
  18. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  19. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  20. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  21. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  22. I can see my breath in my house.
  23. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  24. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  25. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  26. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  27. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  28. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  29. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  30. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  31. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  32. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  33. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  34. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  35. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  36. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  37. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  38. Your insurance is worthless.
  39. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  40. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  41. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.