Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can seemy breathin myhouse.This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Unintelligibleshouting::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What amI going todo!?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Free!Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Directlyinsultsrep::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::ThreatensLawsuit::::ThreatensBBB::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingHow do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Can thecheck besentovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Audiblycries onthephone::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Yourinsuranceisworthless.I can seemy breathin myhouse.This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::Unintelligibleshouting::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?What amI going todo!?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Free!Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Directlyinsultsrep::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.::ThreatensLawsuit::::ThreatensBBB::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingHow do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Can thecheck besentovernight?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Audiblycries onthephone::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your insurance is worthless.
  2. I can see my breath in my house.
  3. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  4. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  5. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  6. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  7. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  8. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  9. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  10. What am I going to do!?
  11. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  12. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  13. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  14. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  15. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  16. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  17. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  18. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  19. Free!
  20. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  21. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  22. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  23. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  24. ::Directly insults rep::
  25. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  26. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  27. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  28. ::Threatens BBB::
  29. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  30. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  31. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  32. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  33. Can the check be sent overnight?
  34. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  35. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  36. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  37. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  38. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  39. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  40. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  41. Can the replacement be sent overnight?