Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ThreatensBBB::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::Directlyinsultsrep::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Audiblycries onthephone::Free!::ThreatensLawsuit::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::ReferencesDie HardMovies::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?What amI going todo!?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Can thecheck besentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::ThreatensBBB::::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Can partsbeshippedovernight?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::Directlyinsultsrep::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::I can seemy breathin myhouse.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Audiblycries onthephone::Free!::ThreatensLawsuit::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting::::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::ReferencesDie HardMovies::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?What amI going todo!?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?Can thecheck besentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  2. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  3. ::Threatens BBB::
  4. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  5. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  6. Your insurance is worthless.
  7. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  8. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  9. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  10. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  11. ::Directly insults rep::
  12. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  13. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  14. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  15. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  16. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  17. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  18. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  19. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  20. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  21. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  22. I can see my breath in my house.
  23. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  24. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  25. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  26. Free!
  27. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  28. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  29. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  30. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  31. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  32. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  33. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  34. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  35. What am I going to do!?
  36. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  37. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  38. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  39. Can the check be sent overnight?
  40. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  41. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?