What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::::Directlyinsultsrep::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What amI going todo!?::Audiblycries onthephone::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::ThreatensLawsuit::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can thecheck besentovernight?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::ThreatensBBB::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingI can seemy breathin myhouse.Free!Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::::Directlyinsultsrep::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What amI going todo!?::Audiblycries onthephone::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?::ThreatensLawsuit::Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can thecheck besentovernight?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?::ThreatensBBB::I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.::Unintelligibleshouting::You've ruinedmyThanksgivingI can seemy breathin myhouse.Free!Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  2. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  3. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  4. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  5. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  6. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  7. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  8. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  9. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  10. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  11. ::Directly insults rep::
  12. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  13. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  14. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  15. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  16. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  17. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  18. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  19. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  20. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  21. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  22. What am I going to do!?
  23. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  24. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  25. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  26. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  27. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  28. Your insurance is worthless.
  29. Can the check be sent overnight?
  30. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  31. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  32. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  33. ::Threatens BBB::
  34. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  35. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  36. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  37. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  38. I can see my breath in my house.
  39. Free!
  40. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  41. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?