Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Can thecheck besentovernight?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Unintelligibleshouting::What amI going todo!?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Free!Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Yourinsuranceisworthless.::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::Audiblycries onthephone::Can partsbeshippedovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Directlyinsultsrep::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::ThreatensBBB::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::ThreatensLawsuit::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?I can seemy breathin myhouse.Can thecheck besentovernight?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::::Unintelligibleshouting::What amI going todo!?How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Free!Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Yourinsuranceisworthless.::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!::Audiblycries onthephone::Can partsbeshippedovernight?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Directlyinsultsrep::Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::ThreatensBBB::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::ThreatensLawsuit::Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  2. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  3. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  4. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  5. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  6. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  7. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  8. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  9. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  10. I can see my breath in my house.
  11. Can the check be sent overnight?
  12. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  13. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  14. What am I going to do!?
  15. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  16. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  17. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  18. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  19. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  20. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  21. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  22. Free!
  23. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  24. Your insurance is worthless.
  25. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  26. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  27. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  28. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  29. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  30. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  31. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  32. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  33. ::Directly insults rep::
  34. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  35. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  36. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  37. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  38. ::Threatens BBB::
  39. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  40. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  41. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?