::ReferencesDie HardMovies::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Can thecheck besentovernight?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Free!Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Directlyinsultsrep::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can seemy breathin myhouse.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensLawsuit::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?What amI going todo!?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Unintelligibleshouting::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWill this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ThreatensBBB::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?::ReferencesDie HardMovies::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::Can thecheck besentovernight?Can partsbeshippedovernight?Free!Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?::Directlyinsultsrep::I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!I can seemy breathin myhouse.I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.::ThreatensLawsuit::Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?What amI going todo!?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::::Audiblycries onthephone::How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?::Unintelligibleshouting::What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.You've ruinedmyThanksgivingWill this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::ThreatensBBB::::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Yourinsuranceisworthless.How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Are yougoing topay for myhotel?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  2. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  3. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  4. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  5. Can the check be sent overnight?
  6. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  7. Free!
  8. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  9. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  10. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  11. ::Directly insults rep::
  12. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  13. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  14. I can see my breath in my house.
  15. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  16. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  17. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  18. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  19. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  20. What am I going to do!?
  21. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  22. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  23. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  24. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  25. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  26. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  27. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  28. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  29. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  30. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  31. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  32. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  33. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  34. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  35. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  36. ::Threatens BBB::
  37. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  38. Your insurance is worthless.
  39. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  40. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  41. Are you going to pay for my hotel?