How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Can partsbeshippedovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::Directlyinsultsrep::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB::You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Unintelligibleshouting::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Audiblycries onthephone::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What amI going todo!?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::ThreatensLawsuit::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I can seemy breathin myhouse.::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Free!Can thecheck besentovernight?How are yougoing to fix myThanksgiving?!How do youexpect me tocook withoutan oven?Are yougoing toreplace myturkey?::Hangs upwithout sayinganything afteryou deliverbad news::But I'mhostingThanksgivingthis year.Am Isupposed togrill myturkey orsomething?Will this bereplacedbeforeThanksgiving?::Gets intoargument withsomeone inthebackground::Can partsbeshippedovernight?I'm going tohave to find arestaurant tohost myThanksgivingnow.::Directlyinsultsrep::Yourinsuranceisworthless.Can thereplacementbe sentovernight?What do youmean thiswon't be fixedbefore theholiday?Do youreimburse forHoneyBaked Ham?Black Fridaysales aren'tgoing to savemyThanksgiving.Am Isupposed tofry my turkeyorsomething?::ThreatensBBB::You've ruinedmyThanksgiving::Unintelligibleshouting::How do youexpect me tocook withouta range?How do youexpect me tocook withouta cook-top?Am I goingto have towash dishesby hand?::Audiblycries onthephone::I can't hostThanksgivingwith only onebathroom.Are yougoing topay for myhotel?What amI going todo!?Is this goingto take untilChristmas tobe finished?Wouldn't yoube upset ifthishappened toyou?How do youexpect me tocook withoutamicrowave?I hope yourholiday isruined aswell.::ThreatensLawsuit::This needs tobe completedbyThanksgiving.I can seemy breathin myhouse.::ReferencesDie HardMovies::::Demands to speakwith(owner/president/CEO)of FNHW::Who's goingto pay for myfood that'sgone bad?::More than 10seconds ofsilence afterdelivering badnews::What areyou going todo to fix myholiday?Free!Can thecheck besentovernight?

FNHW Homeowner Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How are you going to fix my Thanksgiving?!
  2. How do you expect me to cook without an oven?
  3. Are you going to replace my turkey?
  4. ::Hangs up without saying anything after you deliver bad news::
  5. But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year.
  6. Am I supposed to grill my turkey or something?
  7. Will this be replaced before Thanksgiving?
  8. ::Gets into argument with someone in the background::
  9. Can parts be shipped overnight?
  10. I'm going to have to find a restaurant to host my Thanksgiving now.
  11. ::Directly insults rep::
  12. Your insurance is worthless.
  13. Can the replacement be sent overnight?
  14. What do you mean this won't be fixed before the holiday?
  15. Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?
  16. Black Friday sales aren't going to save my Thanksgiving.
  17. Am I supposed to fry my turkey or something?
  18. ::Threatens BBB::
  19. You've ruined my Thanksgiving
  20. ::Unintelligible shouting::
  21. How do you expect me to cook without a range?
  22. How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?
  23. Am I going to have to wash dishes by hand?
  24. ::Audibly cries on the phone::
  25. I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom.
  26. Are you going to pay for my hotel?
  27. What am I going to do!?
  28. Is this going to take until Christmas to be finished?
  29. Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?
  30. How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?
  31. I hope your holiday is ruined as well.
  32. ::Threatens Lawsuit::
  33. This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving.
  34. I can see my breath in my house.
  35. ::References Die Hard Movies::
  36. ::Demands to speak with (owner/president/CEO) of FNHW::
  37. Who's going to pay for my food that's gone bad?
  38. ::More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news::
  39. What are you going to do to fix my holiday?
  40. Free!
  41. Can the check be sent overnight?