FalseequivalenceIt didn'toffend MEpersonallyStupidtwitteractivistsWhite malecomediansare lookingout for YOURinterest.Hemeantwell!But aren'twhite malecomedians theREAL victimshere?It's hard toread toneon theinternetReferenceto'Candide'STEPHENCOLBERT!!But *incontext*...Youroutrage isfalse, myoutrage isreal!Everyone'stoo PCthesedays!'hashtagactivism'in 'scarequotes'Referenceto'Lysistrata'Satire isabouteffectingchange!But itwasfunny!It's not a racistword whensomeone Iadmire uses itInternetoutrage willbe the deathof satire'Satire' isdefinedas...I guess freespeech isn'ta thing?You justdidn'tunderstandthe jokeI guess noone shouldcall out whiteracists, thenReferenceto 'AModestProposal'The originalpoint wasvalid,though!FalseequivalenceIt didn'toffend MEpersonallyStupidtwitteractivistsWhite malecomediansare lookingout for YOURinterest.Hemeantwell!But aren'twhite malecomedians theREAL victimshere?It's hard toread toneon theinternetReferenceto'Candide'STEPHENCOLBERT!!But *incontext*...Youroutrage isfalse, myoutrage isreal!Everyone'stoo PCthesedays!'hashtagactivism'in 'scarequotes'Referenceto'Lysistrata'Satire isabouteffectingchange!But itwasfunny!It's not a racistword whensomeone Iadmire uses itInternetoutrage willbe the deathof satire'Satire' isdefinedas...I guess freespeech isn'ta thing?You justdidn'tunderstandthe jokeI guess noone shouldcall out whiteracists, thenReferenceto 'AModestProposal'The originalpoint wasvalid,though!

~*~Satire Defense League~*~ - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. False equivalence
  2. It didn't offend ME personally
  3. Stupid twitter activists
  4. White male comedians are looking out for YOUR interest.
  5. He meant well!
  6. But aren't white male comedians the REAL victims here?
  7. It's hard to read tone on the internet
  8. Reference to 'Candide'
  9. STEPHEN COLBERT!!
  10. But *in context*...
  11. Your outrage is false, my outrage is real!
  12. Everyone's too PC these days!
  13. 'hashtag activism' in 'scare quotes'
  14. Reference to 'Lysistrata'
  15. Satire is about effecting change!
  16. But it was funny!
  17. It's not a racist word when someone I admire uses it
  18. Internet outrage will be the death of satire
  19. 'Satire' is defined as...
  20. I guess free speech isn't a thing?
  21. You just didn't understand the joke
  22. I guess no one should call out white racists, then
  23. Reference to 'A Modest Proposal'
  24. The original point was valid, though!