It works on my machine." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Can we get Cory on that." "There is something funky in your data." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Must be a network issues." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Must be a database issue." "Build server is down." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "We will be out by 7:30p." "You must have the wrong version." "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It worked in STAGING." It works on my machine." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Can we get Cory on that." "There is something funky in your data." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Must be a network issues." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Must be a database issue." "Build server is down." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "We will be out by 7:30p." "You must have the wrong version." "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It worked in STAGING."
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It works on my machine."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Can we get Cory on that."
"There is something funky in your data."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Must be a network issues."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Must be a database issue."
"Build server is down."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"You must have the wrong version."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It worked in STAGING."
