"Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "There is something funky in your data." "Build server is down." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a network issues." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Isn't that IT's job?" "But all of my unit tests passed" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "I think it's the Load Balancer." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Can we get Cory on that." "You can't use that version on your system." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "There is something funky in your data." "Build server is down." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a network issues." "It must be a hardware problem." "You must have the wrong version." It works on my machine." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Isn't that IT's job?" "But all of my unit tests passed" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "I think it's the Load Balancer." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Can we get Cory on that." "You can't use that version on your system." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
(Print)
"Must be a database issue."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Build server is down."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a network issues."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"You must have the wrong version."
It works on my machine."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
