It works on my machine." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "You can't use that version on your system." "There is something funky in your data." "You must have the wrong version." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Can we get Cory on that." "We will be out by 7:30p." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Build server is down." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "But all of my unit tests passed" "I think it's the Load Balancer." It works on my machine." "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "You can't use that version on your system." "There is something funky in your data." "You must have the wrong version." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Can we get Cory on that." "We will be out by 7:30p." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Build server is down." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It worked in STAGING." "But all of my unit tests passed" "I think it's the Load Balancer."
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It works on my machine."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Must be a network issues."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"There is something funky in your data."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Can we get Cory on that."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Build server is down."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Must be a database issue."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
