"Can we get Cory on that." "Build server is down." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "We will be out by 7:30p." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "Must be a database issue." "You can't use that version on your system." "Isn't that IT's job?" "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issues." It works on my machine." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Can we get Cory on that." "Build server is down." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "We will be out by 7:30p." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Somebody must have changed my code." "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "Must be a database issue." "You can't use that version on your system." "Isn't that IT's job?" "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a network issues." It works on my machine." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
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"Can we get Cory on that."
"Build server is down."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Must be a database issue."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a network issues."
It works on my machine."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
