"But all of my unit tests passed" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Must be a network issues." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "We will be out by 7:30p." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" It works on my machine." "You can't use that version on your system." "Can we get Cory on that." "There is something funky in your data." "Build server is down." "It worked in STAGING." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "Must be a network issues." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "We will be out by 7:30p." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" It works on my machine." "You can't use that version on your system." "Can we get Cory on that." "There is something funky in your data." "Build server is down." "It worked in STAGING." "We didn't make any changes in that area."
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"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Must be a network issues."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a database issue."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
It works on my machine."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Build server is down."
"It worked in STAGING."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
