"THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You must have the wrong version." "We will be out by 7:30p." "It worked in STAGING." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" It works on my machine." "Must be a network issues." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Can we get Cory on that." "Build server is down." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a database issue." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You must have the wrong version." "We will be out by 7:30p." "It worked in STAGING." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" It works on my machine." "Must be a network issues." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Can we get Cory on that." "Build server is down." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a database issue." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It must be a hardware problem."
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"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"You must have the wrong version."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
It works on my machine."
"Must be a network issues."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"Build server is down."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Must be a database issue."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
