"But all of my unit tests passed" It works on my machine." "Isn't that IT's job?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Can we get Cory on that." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Must be a database issue." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Must be a network issues." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Build server is down." "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "We will be out by 7:30p." "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "You must have the wrong version." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "But all of my unit tests passed" It works on my machine." "Isn't that IT's job?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Can we get Cory on that." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Must be a database issue." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Must be a network issues." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Build server is down." "There is something funky in your data." "Somebody must have changed my code." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "We will be out by 7:30p." "You can't use that version on your system." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "You must have the wrong version." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
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"But all of my unit tests passed"
It works on my machine."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Must be a database issue."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Must be a network issues."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Build server is down."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It worked in STAGING."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
