"But all of my unit tests passed" "Build server is down." "Must be a network issues." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Why do you want to do it that way?" It works on my machine." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "Can we get Cory on that." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a database issue." "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "You can't use that version on your system." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "But all of my unit tests passed" "Build server is down." "Must be a network issues." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Why do you want to do it that way?" It works on my machine." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "Can we get Cory on that." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a database issue." "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Somebody must have changed my code." "You can't use that version on your system." "Where were you when the program blew up?"
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"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Build server is down."
"Must be a network issues."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
It works on my machine."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Must be a database issue."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
