"It worked in STAGING." "But all of my unit tests passed" "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "We will be out by 7:30p." It works on my machine." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Build server is down." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Must be a network issues." "Can we get Cory on that." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It must be a hardware problem." "It worked in STAGING." "But all of my unit tests passed" "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "We will be out by 7:30p." It works on my machine." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Build server is down." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You can't use that version on your system." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "Must be a network issues." "Can we get Cory on that." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It must be a hardware problem."
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"It worked in STAGING."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a database issue."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
It works on my machine."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Build server is down."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"Must be a network issues."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
