"Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "But all of my unit tests passed" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." It works on my machine." "Build server is down." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "Can we get Cory on that." "Must be a network issues." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You must have the wrong version." "There is something funky in your data." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Must be a database issue." "Somebody must have changed my code." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "But all of my unit tests passed" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Isn't that IT's job?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You can't use that version on your system." It works on my machine." "Build server is down." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "It worked in STAGING." "Can we get Cory on that." "Must be a network issues." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It must be a hardware problem." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "You must have the wrong version." "There is something funky in your data." "We will be out by 7:30p."
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"Must be a database issue."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You can't use that version on your system."
It works on my machine."
"Build server is down."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"It worked in STAGING."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"Must be a network issues."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"You must have the wrong version."
"There is something funky in your data."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
