"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Isn't that IT's job?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Can we get Cory on that." "You can't use that version on your system." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Build server is down." "But all of my unit tests passed" It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a network issues." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "You must have the wrong version." "There is something funky in your data." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "We will be out by 7:30p." "Isn't that IT's job?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Can we get Cory on that." "You can't use that version on your system." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Build server is down." "But all of my unit tests passed" It works on my machine." "It worked in STAGING." "Must be a database issue." "It must be a hardware problem." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Must be a network issues." "I think it's the Load Balancer."
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"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"You must have the wrong version."
"There is something funky in your data."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Build server is down."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
It works on my machine."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Must be a database issue."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Must be a network issues."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
