"You must have the wrong version." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" It works on my machine." "You can't use that version on your system." "Somebody must have changed my code." "We will be out by 7:30p." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a network issues." "Can we get Cory on that." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Build server is down." "Must be a database issue." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "You must have the wrong version." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" It works on my machine." "You can't use that version on your system." "Somebody must have changed my code." "We will be out by 7:30p." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Isn't that IT's job?" "There is something funky in your data." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Must be a network issues." "Can we get Cory on that." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Build server is down." "Must be a database issue." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
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"You must have the wrong version."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
It works on my machine."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"There is something funky in your data."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Must be a network issues."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Build server is down."
"Must be a database issue."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
