"Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Build server is down." "We will be out by 7:30p." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Must be a network issues." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" It works on my machine." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "There is something funky in your data." "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Can we get Cory on that." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "It worked in STAGING." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Build server is down." "We will be out by 7:30p." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Must be a network issues." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Isn't that IT's job?" "It must be a hardware problem." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" It works on my machine." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "There is something funky in your data." "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Can we get Cory on that." "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
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"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"It worked in STAGING."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Build server is down."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Must be a network issues."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It must be a hardware problem."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a database issue."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
It works on my machine."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"There is something funky in your data."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Can we get Cory on that."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
