"Must be a network issues." "Isn't that IT's job?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Can we get Cory on that." "You must have the wrong version." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "Build server is down." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "We will be out by 7:30p." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Why do you want to do it that way?" It works on my machine." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Must be a network issues." "Isn't that IT's job?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Can we get Cory on that." "You must have the wrong version." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Must be a database issue." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "There is something funky in your data." "It worked in STAGING." "It must be a hardware problem." "Build server is down." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "You can't use that version on your system." "We will be out by 7:30p." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Why do you want to do it that way?" It works on my machine." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
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"Must be a network issues."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Can we get Cory on that."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Must be a database issue."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"There is something funky in your data."
"It worked in STAGING."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Build server is down."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
It works on my machine."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
