"THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "We will be out by 7:30p." "There is something funky in your data." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Must be a network issues." "Can we get Cory on that." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "It must be a hardware problem." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "You must have the wrong version." It works on my machine." "But all of my unit tests passed" "You can't use that version on your system." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Build server is down." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "It worked in STAGING." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "We will be out by 7:30p." "There is something funky in your data." "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Must be a network issues." "Can we get Cory on that." "Why do you want to do it that way?" "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Somebody must have changed my code." "It must be a hardware problem." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "Isn't that IT's job?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "You must have the wrong version." It works on my machine." "But all of my unit tests passed" "You can't use that version on your system." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Build server is down." "Must be a database issue." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
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"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"It worked in STAGING."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"There is something funky in your data."
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Must be a network issues."
"Can we get Cory on that."
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"You must have the wrong version."
It works on my machine."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Build server is down."
"Must be a database issue."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
