"It must be a hardware problem." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Can we get Cory on that." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Build server is down." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "We will be out by 7:30p." "You can't use that version on your system." "There is something funky in your data." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" It works on my machine." "It must be a hardware problem." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Where were you when the program blew up?" "Can we get Cory on that." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "I think it's the Load Balancer." "Build server is down." "Somebody must have changed my code." "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "It worked in STAGING." "We will be out by 7:30p." "You can't use that version on your system." "There is something funky in your data." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Isn't that IT's job?" "Must be a network issues." "You must have the wrong version." "Must be a database issue." "We didn't make any changes in that area." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "Why do you want to do it that way?" "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" It works on my machine."
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"It must be a hardware problem."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"Can we get Cory on that."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"Build server is down."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"It worked in STAGING."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"There is something funky in your data."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Isn't that IT's job?"
"Must be a network issues."
"You must have the wrong version."
"Must be a database issue."
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
It works on my machine."
