"Can we get Cory on that." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Must be a database issue." "You can't use that version on your system." "Isn't that IT's job?" It works on my machine." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "I think it's the Load Balancer." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issues." "We will be out by 7:30p." "It must be a hardware problem." "Build server is down." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "You must have the wrong version." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked in STAGING." "Can we get Cory on that." "THIS can't be the source of THAT." "But all of my unit tests passed" "Must be a database issue." "You can't use that version on your system." "Isn't that IT's job?" It works on my machine." "Where were you when the program blew up?" "We didn't make any changes in that area." "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" "Why do you want to do it that way?" "I think it's the Load Balancer." "There is something funky in your data." "Must be a network issues." "We will be out by 7:30p." "It must be a hardware problem." "Build server is down." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? "You must have the wrong version." "Somebody must have changed my code." "Did you check for a virus on your system?" "It worked in STAGING."
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"Can we get Cory on that."
"THIS can't be the source of THAT."
"But all of my unit tests passed"
"Must be a database issue."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Isn't that IT's job?"
It works on my machine."
"Where were you when the program blew up?"
"We didn't make any changes in that area."
"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
"Why do you want to do it that way?"
"I think it's the Load Balancer."
"There is something funky in your data."
"Must be a network issues."
"We will be out by 7:30p."
"It must be a hardware problem."
"Build server is down."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
"You must have the wrong version."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Did you check for a virus on your system?"
"It worked in STAGING."
