Homeowner Holiday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Homeowner demands to speak with CEO of FNHW.
2. "You're warranty is worthless."
3. "Black Friday Sales are not going to solve my Thanksgiving."
4. "I can't host New Years with only one bathroom."
5. "Do you reimburse for food loss?"
6. "How do you expect me to cook without a range?"
7. Homeowner threatens BBB.
8. "Is this going to take till New Years to fix?"
9. "Do you reimburse for Denny's?"
10. "You need to fix this."
11. Homeowner hangs up without saying a word after getting bad news.
12. "Do you reimburse for Huddle House?"
13. "Can the check be sent overnight?"
14. "How do you expect me to cook without a microwave?"
15. "Am I supposed to wash my dishes by hand?"
16. "I can't wait until Black Friday."
17. "What am I going to do?!"
18. Homeowner cries on the phone.
19. "I can't host Christmas with only one bathroom."
20. "Do you reimburse for IHOP?"
21. "But Black Friday is AFTER Thanksgiving."
22. "What are you going to do to fix my Thanksgiving?"
23. "This same thing happened last year."
24. "What do you mean that this won't be fixed before the holiday?!"
25. "I hope your holiday is ruined as well."
26. "But I'm hosting Christmas this year."
27. "This needs to be completed by Thanksgiving."
28. "What are you going to do to fix my Christmas?"
29. Homeowner gets into an argument with someone in the background.
30. "Is this going to take until Christmas to fix?"
31. "You're worthless."
32. "Am I supposed to fry my turkey/ham?"
33. "I'm going to have to find a restaurant for my family now."
34. "Are you going to replace my ham?"
35. "Am I supposed to grill my turkey/ham?"
36. "How do you expect me to cook without a cook-top?"
37. "Are you going to pay for my hotel?"
38. "Do you reimburse for Honey Baked Ham?"
39. "I can't host Thanksgiving with only one bathroom."
40. More than 10 seconds of silence after delivering bad news.
41. Unintelligible shouting from homeowner.
42. Homeowner threatens lawsuit.
43. "You've ruined my Thanksgiving."
44. "You've ruined my New Years."
45. "What are you going to do to fix my New Years?"
46. Homeowner hangs up after you deliver bad news.
47. "Can the parts be sent overnight?"
48. "Do you reimburse for Waffle House?"
49. "You've ruined my Christmas."
50. "Are you going to replace my turkey?"
51. "Wouldn't you be upset if this happened to you?"
52. "I can see my breath in my house."
53. "You're insurance is worthless."
54. "How do you expect me to cook without a oven?"
55. "Do you reimburse for Cracker Barrel?"
56. Homeowner makes a Die Hard movie reference.
57. "This needs to be completed by New Years."
58. "This is your fault."
59. "Can the replacement be sent overnight?"
60. Unintelligible shouting from homeowner's S/O.
61. "This needs to be completed by Christmas."
62. Homeowner directly insults rep.
63. "But I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year."