A complaintthat is notthebusiness’sfaultRacism,xenophobia,or misogynyA 1 Starreview with allnice things tosay or viceversaA reviewsigned atthe endA snarkyownerreplyAredemptionA review thatisn’t meantfor the placereviewed“I used tobe aregularuntil...”“I neverleave badreviews”“I will takemy moneyelsewhere!”AnentitledparentSomeone whodoesn’t knowhow lines orwaiting worksA reviewthat buriesthe leadBadgrammarand/ormisspellingsThe reviewerthat admittedsomethingwas their ownfault“Otherpatronsagreedwith me!”Someone whoalready had theirissue resolved bythe manager but iscomplaininganywayCursewordsSomeoneclaiming to bescammed out ofa monetaryamount lessthan $5A reviewthat islackingcontextSomeonegettingkicked out ofa businessEmployeeshamingMost likelywritten bya literalchildSomeonewho didn’tactually goto the placeA complaintthat is notthebusiness’sfaultRacism,xenophobia,or misogynyA 1 Starreview with allnice things tosay or viceversaA reviewsigned atthe endA snarkyownerreplyAredemptionA review thatisn’t meantfor the placereviewed“I used tobe aregularuntil...”“I neverleave badreviews”“I will takemy moneyelsewhere!”AnentitledparentSomeone whodoesn’t knowhow lines orwaiting worksA reviewthat buriesthe leadBadgrammarand/ormisspellingsThe reviewerthat admittedsomethingwas their ownfault“Otherpatronsagreedwith me!”Someone whoalready had theirissue resolved bythe manager but iscomplaininganywayCursewordsSomeoneclaiming to bescammed out ofa monetaryamount lessthan $5A reviewthat islackingcontextSomeonegettingkicked out ofa businessEmployeeshamingMost likelywritten bya literalchildSomeonewho didn’tactually goto the place

Beach too sandy bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A complaint that is not the business’s fault
  2. Racism, xenophobia, or misogyny
  3. A 1 Star review with all nice things to say or vice versa
  4. A review signed at the end
  5. A snarky owner reply
  6. A redemption
  7. A review that isn’t meant for the place reviewed
  8. “I used to be a regular until...”
  9. “I never leave bad reviews”
  10. “I will take my money elsewhere!”
  11. An entitled parent
  12. Someone who doesn’t know how lines or waiting works
  13. A review that buries the lead
  14. Bad grammar and/or misspellings
  15. The reviewer that admitted something was their own fault
  16. “Other patrons agreed with me!”
  17. Someone who already had their issue resolved by the manager but is complaining anyway
  18. Curse words
  19. Someone claiming to be scammed out of a monetary amount less than $5
  20. A review that is lacking context
  21. Someone getting kicked out of a business
  22. Employee shaming
  23. Most likely written by a literal child
  24. Someone who didn’t actually go to the place