“I neverleave badreviews”Someonewho didn’tactually goto the placeA review thatisn’t meantfor the placereviewedA reviewthat islackingcontextSomeonegettingkicked out ofa businessA complaintthat is notthebusiness’sfaultBadgrammarand/ormisspellingsEmployeeshamingA 1 Starreview with allnice things tosay or viceversaMost likelywritten bya literalchildAnentitledparentA reviewsigned atthe endA reviewthat buriesthe leadSomeone whoalready had theirissue resolved bythe manager but iscomplaininganywaySomeoneclaiming to bescammed out ofa monetaryamount lessthan $5The reviewerthat admittedsomethingwas their ownfault“Otherpatronsagreedwith me!”Someone whodoesn’t knowhow lines orwaiting works“I used tobe aregularuntil...”CursewordsRacism,xenophobia,or misogynyAredemption“I will takemy moneyelsewhere!”A snarkyownerreply“I neverleave badreviews”Someonewho didn’tactually goto the placeA review thatisn’t meantfor the placereviewedA reviewthat islackingcontextSomeonegettingkicked out ofa businessA complaintthat is notthebusiness’sfaultBadgrammarand/ormisspellingsEmployeeshamingA 1 Starreview with allnice things tosay or viceversaMost likelywritten bya literalchildAnentitledparentA reviewsigned atthe endA reviewthat buriesthe leadSomeone whoalready had theirissue resolved bythe manager but iscomplaininganywaySomeoneclaiming to bescammed out ofa monetaryamount lessthan $5The reviewerthat admittedsomethingwas their ownfault“Otherpatronsagreedwith me!”Someone whodoesn’t knowhow lines orwaiting works“I used tobe aregularuntil...”CursewordsRacism,xenophobia,or misogynyAredemption“I will takemy moneyelsewhere!”A snarkyownerreply

Beach too sandy bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I never leave bad reviews”
  2. Someone who didn’t actually go to the place
  3. A review that isn’t meant for the place reviewed
  4. A review that is lacking context
  5. Someone getting kicked out of a business
  6. A complaint that is not the business’s fault
  7. Bad grammar and/or misspellings
  8. Employee shaming
  9. A 1 Star review with all nice things to say or vice versa
  10. Most likely written by a literal child
  11. An entitled parent
  12. A review signed at the end
  13. A review that buries the lead
  14. Someone who already had their issue resolved by the manager but is complaining anyway
  15. Someone claiming to be scammed out of a monetary amount less than $5
  16. The reviewer that admitted something was their own fault
  17. “Other patrons agreed with me!”
  18. Someone who doesn’t know how lines or waiting works
  19. “I used to be a regular until...”
  20. Curse words
  21. Racism, xenophobia, or misogyny
  22. A redemption
  23. “I will take my money elsewhere!”
  24. A snarky owner reply