You: Talksabout FishCamp so muchyou start cryinghappy tears*Saysthey'reproud ofyou*"I thoughtFish Campwas just forfreshmen?"*Makes youcook/ clean/multitask asyou talk**Understandsenough aboutFish Camp toask aboutyour vision*"So do youalready knowwho yourfreshmenare?""But whenare yougoing to getsleep nextsemester?""You're notgonna getanotherpiercing areyou?"*Still thinksthat there isactual fishinginvolved*"What'sa DG?""So willyou be atcamp allsummer?"*Listens toyou as theycook/ clean/multitask**Smilesand nodswhile youramble*"Is Fish Campthat thingyou're alwaystalkingabout?""Why is itcalledPolarBear?"*Some jokeabout beinga piece offurniture*"Whatcolor areyou?"*Generallydoes notunderstandwhat you'retalking about*"Rememberwhen youdidn't want togo as afreshman?""Who'syourpartner?""Howmuch doyou getpaid?""Justpromise youwon't get alip tattoo."*Makescommentabout dyeinghair again**Calls itLakewayinstead ofLakeview*You: Talksabout FishCamp so muchyou start cryinghappy tears*Saysthey'reproud ofyou*"I thoughtFish Campwas just forfreshmen?"*Makes youcook/ clean/multitask asyou talk**Understandsenough aboutFish Camp toask aboutyour vision*"So do youalready knowwho yourfreshmenare?""But whenare yougoing to getsleep nextsemester?""You're notgonna getanotherpiercing areyou?"*Still thinksthat there isactual fishinginvolved*"What'sa DG?""So willyou be atcamp allsummer?"*Listens toyou as theycook/ clean/multitask**Smilesand nodswhile youramble*"Is Fish Campthat thingyou're alwaystalkingabout?""Why is itcalledPolarBear?"*Some jokeabout beinga piece offurniture*"Whatcolor areyou?"*Generallydoes notunderstandwhat you'retalking about*"Rememberwhen youdidn't want togo as afreshman?""Who'syourpartner?""Howmuch doyou getpaid?""Justpromise youwon't get alip tattoo."*Makescommentabout dyeinghair again**Calls itLakewayinstead ofLakeview*

Telling Your Parents You're A Chair - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You: Talks about Fish Camp so much you start crying happy tears
  2. *Says they're proud of you*
  3. "I thought Fish Camp was just for freshmen?"
  4. *Makes you cook/ clean/ multitask as you talk*
  5. *Understands enough about Fish Camp to ask about your vision*
  6. "So do you already know who your freshmen are?"
  7. "But when are you going to get sleep next semester?"
  8. "You're not gonna get another piercing are you?"
  9. *Still thinks that there is actual fishing involved*
  10. "What's a DG?"
  11. "So will you be at camp all summer?"
  12. *Listens to you as they cook/ clean/ multitask*
  13. *Smiles and nods while you ramble*
  14. "Is Fish Camp that thing you're always talking about?"
  15. "Why is it called Polar Bear?"
  16. *Some joke about being a piece of furniture*
  17. "What color are you?"
  18. *Generally does not understand what you're talking about*
  19. "Remember when you didn't want to go as a freshman?"
  20. "Who's your partner?"
  21. "How much do you get paid?"
  22. "Just promise you won't get a lip tattoo."
  23. *Makes comment about dyeing hair again*
  24. *Calls it Lakeway instead of Lakeview*