"So do youalready knowwho yourfreshmenare?""Rememberwhen youdidn't want togo as afreshman?"*Some jokeabout beinga piece offurniture*"You're notgonna getanotherpiercing areyou?""But whenare yougoing to getsleep nextsemester?"*Generallydoes notunderstandwhat you'retalking about**Smilesand nodswhile youramble**Calls itLakewayinstead ofLakeview*"Who'syourpartner?"*Makes youcook/ clean/multitask asyou talk*"Howmuch doyou getpaid?""Is Fish Campthat thingyou're alwaystalkingabout?""So willyou be atcamp allsummer?""I thoughtFish Campwas just forfreshmen?"*Listens toyou as theycook/ clean/multitask*"Why is itcalledPolarBear?""Whatcolor areyou?"You: Talksabout FishCamp so muchyou start cryinghappy tears"Justpromise youwon't get alip tattoo."*Saysthey'reproud ofyou**Understandsenough aboutFish Camp toask aboutyour vision**Makescommentabout dyeinghair again*"What'sa DG?"*Still thinksthat there isactual fishinginvolved*"So do youalready knowwho yourfreshmenare?""Rememberwhen youdidn't want togo as afreshman?"*Some jokeabout beinga piece offurniture*"You're notgonna getanotherpiercing areyou?""But whenare yougoing to getsleep nextsemester?"*Generallydoes notunderstandwhat you'retalking about**Smilesand nodswhile youramble**Calls itLakewayinstead ofLakeview*"Who'syourpartner?"*Makes youcook/ clean/multitask asyou talk*"Howmuch doyou getpaid?""Is Fish Campthat thingyou're alwaystalkingabout?""So willyou be atcamp allsummer?""I thoughtFish Campwas just forfreshmen?"*Listens toyou as theycook/ clean/multitask*"Why is itcalledPolarBear?""Whatcolor areyou?"You: Talksabout FishCamp so muchyou start cryinghappy tears"Justpromise youwon't get alip tattoo."*Saysthey'reproud ofyou**Understandsenough aboutFish Camp toask aboutyour vision**Makescommentabout dyeinghair again*"What'sa DG?"*Still thinksthat there isactual fishinginvolved*

Telling Your Parents You're A Chair - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "So do you already know who your freshmen are?"
  2. "Remember when you didn't want to go as a freshman?"
  3. *Some joke about being a piece of furniture*
  4. "You're not gonna get another piercing are you?"
  5. "But when are you going to get sleep next semester?"
  6. *Generally does not understand what you're talking about*
  7. *Smiles and nods while you ramble*
  8. *Calls it Lakeway instead of Lakeview*
  9. "Who's your partner?"
  10. *Makes you cook/ clean/ multitask as you talk*
  11. "How much do you get paid?"
  12. "Is Fish Camp that thing you're always talking about?"
  13. "So will you be at camp all summer?"
  14. "I thought Fish Camp was just for freshmen?"
  15. *Listens to you as they cook/ clean/ multitask*
  16. "Why is it called Polar Bear?"
  17. "What color are you?"
  18. You: Talks about Fish Camp so much you start crying happy tears
  19. "Just promise you won't get a lip tattoo."
  20. *Says they're proud of you*
  21. *Understands enough about Fish Camp to ask about your vision*
  22. *Makes comment about dyeing hair again*
  23. "What's a DG?"
  24. *Still thinks that there is actual fishing involved*