applieshot pinklipstickOh I wasgonna dothatTalksabouthorses"Oh I wasabout tobring that"Brings uptheautisticchihuahuadoes laughthing whereshe soundsdisgustedtalks aboutgiving us"real goldjewelry"TalksabouthorsesBringsup 5brothersstares atmomwhile shecooksWell..."yesterdaywas mybirthday"flops downon couchwhile weclean upgetsout herinhalerpretendsto knowaboutfootballAsksforcoffee"Oh I'vereadthat"bringsupQVCaskswhere Baand Johnareis the lastto finisheating"I'll have alittle morewine/vodkacrandberry"asks dadto fix herphone/cartalks aboutfriendsthat don'texistCoughsaggresivelyapplieshot pinklipstickOh I wasgonna dothatTalksabouthorses"Oh I wasabout tobring that"Brings uptheautisticchihuahuadoes laughthing whereshe soundsdisgustedtalks aboutgiving us"real goldjewelry"TalksabouthorsesBringsup 5brothersstares atmomwhile shecooksWell..."yesterdaywas mybirthday"flops downon couchwhile weclean upgetsout herinhalerpretendsto knowaboutfootballAsksforcoffee"Oh I'vereadthat"bringsupQVCaskswhere Baand Johnareis the lastto finisheating"I'll have alittle morewine/vodkacrandberry"asks dadto fix herphone/cartalks aboutfriendsthat don'texistCoughsaggresively

Thanksgiving Roasts - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. applies hot pink lipstick
  2. Oh I was gonna do that
  3. Talks about horses
  4. "Oh I was about to bring that"
  5. Brings up the autistic chihuahua
  6. does laugh thing where she sounds disgusted
  7. talks about giving us "real gold jewelry"
  8. Talks about horses
  9. Brings up 5 brothers
  10. stares at mom while she cooks
  11. Well...
  12. "yesterday was my birthday"
  13. flops down on couch while we clean up
  14. gets out her inhaler
  15. pretends to know about football
  16. Asks for coffee
  17. "Oh I've read that"
  18. brings up QVC
  19. asks where Ba and John are
  20. is the last to finish eating
  21. "I'll have a little more wine/vodka crandberry"
  22. asks dad to fix her phone/car
  23. talks about friends that don't exist
  24. Coughs aggresively