Joke aboutbeingpoor/singleNolaughteror luauRushdoesn'tknow who'sbookedComicsnot onstage poolto backRuns thelightdespite nolaughsImpliedsuicidaltendaciesNext act isoutside forsomereasonMentally illpersonattempts toget on show.Show isno longera safespaceComicsoutnumbernon comics10 to 1SadWhiteBoyDirty Jokefrom incelComicappearsto be ondrugsRushinsultscomicRush tellsa joke youknow theending tooPainfullyobviouslack ofmic standLess than5 femaleson thesign up listActualComedyBrawlComicinsultsRushRush doesway toomuch timeoff the topDarkSubjectmatterRush isyelling atsomeoneShowstartslateStagetime =TherapysessionJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleNolaughteror luauRushdoesn'tknow who'sbookedComicsnot onstage poolto backRuns thelightdespite nolaughsImpliedsuicidaltendaciesNext act isoutside forsomereasonMentally illpersonattempts toget on show.Show isno longera safespaceComicsoutnumbernon comics10 to 1SadWhiteBoyDirty Jokefrom incelComicappearsto be ondrugsRushinsultscomicRush tellsa joke youknow theending tooPainfullyobviouslack ofmic standLess than5 femaleson thesign up listActualComedyBrawlComicinsultsRushRush doesway toomuch timeoff the topDarkSubjectmatterRush isyelling atsomeoneShowstartslateStagetime =Therapysession

Open Mic Bingo Laughter Luau edition by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Joke about being poor/single
  2. No laughter or luau
  3. Rush doesn't know who's booked
  4. Comics not on stage pool to back
  5. Runs the light despite no laughs
  6. Implied suicidal tendacies
  7. Next act is outside for some reason
  8. Mentally ill person attempts to get on show.
  9. Show is no longer a safe space
  10. Comics outnumber non comics 10 to 1
  11. Sad White Boy
  12. Dirty Joke from incel
  13. Comic appears to be on drugs
  14. Rush insults comic
  15. Rush tells a joke you know the ending too
  16. Painfully obvious lack of mic stand
  17. Less than 5 females on the sign up list
  18. Actual Comedy Brawl
  19. Comic insults Rush
  20. Rush does way too much time off the top
  21. Dark Subject matter
  22. Rush is yelling at someone
  23. Show starts late
  24. Stage time = Therapy session