Nolaughteror luauMentally illpersonattempts toget on show.ComicinsultsRushRuns thelightdespite nolaughsRushdoesn'tknow who'sbookedShowstartslateNext act isoutside forsomereasonRushinsultscomicActualComedyBrawlRush doesway toomuch timeoff the topComicsnot onstage poolto backComicsoutnumbernon comics10 to 1Rush tellsa joke youknow theending tooPainfullyobviouslack ofmic standSadWhiteBoyDarkSubjectmatterDirty Jokefrom incelJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleRush isyelling atsomeoneComicappearsto be ondrugsShow isno longera safespaceImpliedsuicidaltendaciesStagetime =TherapysessionLess than5 femaleson thesign up listNolaughteror luauMentally illpersonattempts toget on show.ComicinsultsRushRuns thelightdespite nolaughsRushdoesn'tknow who'sbookedShowstartslateNext act isoutside forsomereasonRushinsultscomicActualComedyBrawlRush doesway toomuch timeoff the topComicsnot onstage poolto backComicsoutnumbernon comics10 to 1Rush tellsa joke youknow theending tooPainfullyobviouslack ofmic standSadWhiteBoyDarkSubjectmatterDirty Jokefrom incelJoke aboutbeingpoor/singleRush isyelling atsomeoneComicappearsto be ondrugsShow isno longera safespaceImpliedsuicidaltendaciesStagetime =TherapysessionLess than5 femaleson thesign up list

Open Mic Bingo Laughter Luau edition by Rob Ito - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No laughter or luau
  2. Mentally ill person attempts to get on show.
  3. Comic insults Rush
  4. Runs the light despite no laughs
  5. Rush doesn't know who's booked
  6. Show starts late
  7. Next act is outside for some reason
  8. Rush insults comic
  9. Actual Comedy Brawl
  10. Rush does way too much time off the top
  11. Comics not on stage pool to back
  12. Comics outnumber non comics 10 to 1
  13. Rush tells a joke you know the ending too
  14. Painfully obvious lack of mic stand
  15. Sad White Boy
  16. Dark Subject matter
  17. Dirty Joke from incel
  18. Joke about being poor/single
  19. Rush is yelling at someone
  20. Comic appears to be on drugs
  21. Show is no longer a safe space
  22. Implied suicidal tendacies
  23. Stage time = Therapy session
  24. Less than 5 females on the sign up list