Attends aUniversalUnitarianChurchCriesa lotSoft-boyincarnate butlacks self-awareness torealize itHyper-eclecticmusictastesPerpetuallyquittingsmokingPerfectlysofthandsPeriodicallyshaves headas act ofmaternaldefiancePerfectlycuratedInstagrampresencePuts thehot inpsychoticDreamsofgrandeurIncapableof growinga beardSecretlywants to bean ALPHAMALE CHADHas a BFA fromthe New Schooland is just"trying to makeit" while living inBushwickInadvertentlydoes methonce a yearPeriodicallyshaves headas act ofpoliticaldefianceAlwayswearssweatpantsand stainedshirtsVery prone tobecoming a fascistbut doesn'tradicalize becauseof the potentialloss of social cloutDisappears onend becausethey're "goingthrough somestuff"Lives in aluxuryapartmentMorecomfortablewith 7 yearolds thanadultsSeeminglymoreinterested inyour friendsthan you"I'mculturallyJewish"Only canmake eye-contact afterthe third dateMight bein lovewiththerapistAttends aUniversalUnitarianChurchCriesa lotSoft-boyincarnate butlacks self-awareness torealize itHyper-eclecticmusictastesPerpetuallyquittingsmokingPerfectlysofthandsPeriodicallyshaves headas act ofmaternaldefiancePerfectlycuratedInstagrampresencePuts thehot inpsychoticDreamsofgrandeurIncapableof growinga beardSecretlywants to bean ALPHAMALE CHADHas a BFA fromthe New Schooland is just"trying to makeit" while living inBushwickInadvertentlydoes methonce a yearPeriodicallyshaves headas act ofpoliticaldefianceAlwayswearssweatpantsand stainedshirtsVery prone tobecoming a fascistbut doesn'tradicalize becauseof the potentialloss of social cloutDisappears onend becausethey're "goingthrough somestuff"Lives in aluxuryapartmentMorecomfortablewith 7 yearolds thanadultsSeeminglymoreinterested inyour friendsthan you"I'mculturallyJewish"Only canmake eye-contact afterthe third dateMight bein lovewiththerapist

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Attends a Universal Unitarian Church
  2. Cries a lot
  3. Soft-boy incarnate but lacks self-awareness to realize it
  4. Hyper-eclectic music tastes
  5. Perpetually quitting smoking
  6. Perfectly soft hands
  7. Periodically shaves head as act of maternal defiance
  8. Perfectly curated Instagram presence
  9. Puts the hot in psychotic
  10. Dreams of grandeur
  11. Incapable of growing a beard
  12. Secretly wants to be an ALPHA MALE CHAD
  13. Has a BFA from the New School and is just "trying to make it" while living in Bushwick
  14. Inadvertently does meth once a year
  15. Periodically shaves head as act of political defiance
  16. Always wears sweatpants and stained shirts
  17. Very prone to becoming a fascist but doesn't radicalize because of the potential loss of social clout
  18. Disappears on end because they're "going through some stuff"
  19. Lives in a luxury apartment
  20. More comfortable with 7 year olds than adults
  21. Seemingly more interested in your friends than you
  22. "I'm culturally Jewish"
  23. Only can make eye-contact after the third date
  24. Might be in love with therapist