Ignores thequestion asked;insteadanswers aquestion he'dprefer"I alwayssupport thelaw of thecountry""Hold on, I haveevery right tofinish answeringthe previousquestion ..."(which was one heasked himself)“The realquestion weshould beasking is …""Now is notthe time forpoliticalpoint-scoring""The moreimportantissue hereis ...""I don'ttake itpersonally...""I believe I'vealreadyansweredthatquestion""I don'tcommenton gossip""Ourgovernmenthas alwaysrecognised...""There's a newappetite for ..."(something thathas been anexpectation fordecades)“I’m notgoing tocommenton …""I’ll leavethat in thebubble"“You’ll haveto ask (x)about that…""I rejectthat ...""Mythoughtsand prayersgo out to ...""Let me start offby saying ..."(something thatdoesn't at allanswer thequestion)“I won’t bedistractedby …""Let's talk aboutthe here andnow" (thencriticisespreviousgovernment)“Now isnot thetime …""I don’tacceptthat …"“That’s notfor me tocommenton""Howgood isthecricket?!""I won'tdiscuss'on water'matters."Ignores thequestion asked;insteadanswers aquestion he'dprefer"I alwayssupport thelaw of thecountry""Hold on, I haveevery right tofinish answeringthe previousquestion ..."(which was one heasked himself)“The realquestion weshould beasking is …""Now is notthe time forpoliticalpoint-scoring""The moreimportantissue hereis ...""I don'ttake itpersonally...""I believe I'vealreadyansweredthatquestion""I don'tcommenton gossip""Ourgovernmenthas alwaysrecognised...""There's a newappetite for ..."(something thathas been anexpectation fordecades)“I’m notgoing tocommenton …""I’ll leavethat in thebubble"“You’ll haveto ask (x)about that…""I rejectthat ...""Mythoughtsand prayersgo out to ...""Let me start offby saying ..."(something thatdoesn't at allanswer thequestion)“I won’t bedistractedby …""Let's talk aboutthe here andnow" (thencriticisespreviousgovernment)“Now isnot thetime …""I don’tacceptthat …"“That’s notfor me tocommenton""Howgood isthecricket?!""I won'tdiscuss'on water'matters."

Scott Morrison's Question Evasion - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ignores the question asked; instead answers a question he'd prefer
  2. "I always support the law of the country"
  3. "Hold on, I have every right to finish answering the previous question ..." (which was one he asked himself)
  4. “The real question we should be asking is …"
  5. "Now is not the time for political point-scoring"
  6. "The more important issue here is ..."
  7. "I don't take it personally ..."
  8. "I believe I've already answered that question"
  9. "I don't comment on gossip"
  10. "Our government has always recognised ..."
  11. "There's a new appetite for ..." (something that has been an expectation for decades)
  12. “I’m not going to comment on …"
  13. "I’ll leave that in the bubble"
  14. “You’ll have to ask (x) about that …"
  15. "I reject that ..."
  16. "My thoughts and prayers go out to ..."
  17. "Let me start off by saying ..." (something that doesn't at all answer the question)
  18. “I won’t be distracted by …"
  19. "Let's talk about the here and now" (then criticises previous government)
  20. “Now is not the time …"
  21. "I don’t accept that …"
  22. “That’s not for me to comment on"
  23. "How good is the cricket?!"
  24. "I won't discuss 'on water' matters."