“The realquestion weshould beasking is …""I don’tacceptthat …""The moreimportantissue hereis ...""Mythoughtsand prayersgo out to ...""I won'tdiscuss'on water'matters."Ignores thequestion asked;insteadanswers aquestion he'dprefer"I alwayssupport thelaw of thecountry""I don'tcommenton gossip""There's a newappetite for ..."(something thathas been anexpectation fordecades)“You’ll haveto ask (x)about that…""Let me start offby saying ..."(something thatdoesn't at allanswer thequestion)"I’ll leavethat in thebubble"“I’m notgoing tocommenton …""Ourgovernmenthas alwaysrecognised..."“That’s notfor me tocommenton""I don'ttake itpersonally...""Now is notthe time forpoliticalpoint-scoring""Let's talk aboutthe here andnow" (thencriticisespreviousgovernment)“I won’t bedistractedby …""I believe I'vealreadyansweredthatquestion""Howgood isthecricket?!"“Now isnot thetime …""I rejectthat ...""Hold on, I haveevery right tofinish answeringthe previousquestion ..."(which was one heasked himself)“The realquestion weshould beasking is …""I don’tacceptthat …""The moreimportantissue hereis ...""Mythoughtsand prayersgo out to ...""I won'tdiscuss'on water'matters."Ignores thequestion asked;insteadanswers aquestion he'dprefer"I alwayssupport thelaw of thecountry""I don'tcommenton gossip""There's a newappetite for ..."(something thathas been anexpectation fordecades)“You’ll haveto ask (x)about that…""Let me start offby saying ..."(something thatdoesn't at allanswer thequestion)"I’ll leavethat in thebubble"“I’m notgoing tocommenton …""Ourgovernmenthas alwaysrecognised..."“That’s notfor me tocommenton""I don'ttake itpersonally...""Now is notthe time forpoliticalpoint-scoring""Let's talk aboutthe here andnow" (thencriticisespreviousgovernment)“I won’t bedistractedby …""I believe I'vealreadyansweredthatquestion""Howgood isthecricket?!"“Now isnot thetime …""I rejectthat ...""Hold on, I haveevery right tofinish answeringthe previousquestion ..."(which was one heasked himself)

Scott Morrison's Question Evasion - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “The real question we should be asking is …"
  2. "I don’t accept that …"
  3. "The more important issue here is ..."
  4. "My thoughts and prayers go out to ..."
  5. "I won't discuss 'on water' matters."
  6. Ignores the question asked; instead answers a question he'd prefer
  7. "I always support the law of the country"
  8. "I don't comment on gossip"
  9. "There's a new appetite for ..." (something that has been an expectation for decades)
  10. “You’ll have to ask (x) about that …"
  11. "Let me start off by saying ..." (something that doesn't at all answer the question)
  12. "I’ll leave that in the bubble"
  13. “I’m not going to comment on …"
  14. "Our government has always recognised ..."
  15. “That’s not for me to comment on"
  16. "I don't take it personally ..."
  17. "Now is not the time for political point-scoring"
  18. "Let's talk about the here and now" (then criticises previous government)
  19. “I won’t be distracted by …"
  20. "I believe I've already answered that question"
  21. "How good is the cricket?!"
  22. “Now is not the time …"
  23. "I reject that ..."
  24. "Hold on, I have every right to finish answering the previous question ..." (which was one he asked himself)