You’re on theway to schooland your mumasks if yourgoing to afashion showYou’re unable tofind something butwhen you tell yourparents they find itin 2 minutesYou say yourname differentto white peoplecompared tobrown peopleYou’vehad sabjistain yournailsYou’vebeen toldto studystemYou lived yourbest life only oncecoming to unibecause that wasyour first taste offreedomYou’re aunty’salready asked youwhen you’regetting marriedbut you haven’teven left uniYou’ve spokenabout peopleright in front ofthem – just inPunjabiYou knowall thewords toAmplifier.Anything goeswrong and yourmum’s first wordsare ‘its becauseyou’re always onthat phone’You canoutdrinkyour dadYou’ve had to put upwith eatingunseasoned foodwith your non-Indianfriends because youdon’t want to insultthemYou’ve gotat least onerelative fromBirminghamYou knowthe rap toAja MahiKings Elevenis the onlyteam you willever supportYour roti lookslike a shapethat hasn’teven beeninvented yetYou’vewatchedBend It LikeBeckhamYou’ve beenhit by a shoe,belt orwooden stickYou’ve bitinto anilaychi inyour brianiYou’ve beeneating sabjiand bit into achunk ofgingerYou’re consideringan arrangedmarriage becausethere’s nopotential at thisdirty uniYou know thedanceroutine toBoleChudiyanSomethinggoes wrongand your firstthought is ‘letsmake chaa’Your brothergets to dothings youwouldn’t evendare to doYou’ve comehome and reallywanted a nicedinner but yourmum madeDhaalYou’re on theway to schooland your mumasks if yourgoing to afashion showYou’re unable tofind something butwhen you tell yourparents they find itin 2 minutesYou say yourname differentto white peoplecompared tobrown peopleYou’vehad sabjistain yournailsYou’vebeen toldto studystemYou lived yourbest life only oncecoming to unibecause that wasyour first taste offreedomYou’re aunty’salready asked youwhen you’regetting marriedbut you haven’teven left uniYou’ve spokenabout peopleright in front ofthem – just inPunjabiYou knowall thewords toAmplifier.Anything goeswrong and yourmum’s first wordsare ‘its becauseyou’re always onthat phone’You canoutdrinkyour dadYou’ve had to put upwith eatingunseasoned foodwith your non-Indianfriends because youdon’t want to insultthemYou’ve gotat least onerelative fromBirminghamYou knowthe rap toAja MahiKings Elevenis the onlyteam you willever supportYour roti lookslike a shapethat hasn’teven beeninvented yetYou’vewatchedBend It LikeBeckhamYou’ve beenhit by a shoe,belt orwooden stickYou’ve bitinto anilaychi inyour brianiYou’ve beeneating sabjiand bit into achunk ofgingerYou’re consideringan arrangedmarriage becausethere’s nopotential at thisdirty uniYou know thedanceroutine toBoleChudiyanSomethinggoes wrongand your firstthought is ‘letsmake chaa’Your brothergets to dothings youwouldn’t evendare to doYou’ve comehome and reallywanted a nicedinner but yourmum madeDhaal

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’re on the way to school and your mum asks if your going to a fashion show
  2. You’re unable to find something but when you tell your parents they find it in 2 minutes
  3. You say your name different to white people compared to brown people
  4. You’ve had sabji stain your nails
  5. You’ve been told to study stem
  6. You lived your best life only once coming to uni because that was your first taste of freedom
  7. You’re aunty’s already asked you when you’re getting married but you haven’t even left uni
  8. You’ve spoken about people right in front of them – just in Punjabi
  9. You know all the words to Amplifier.
  10. Anything goes wrong and your mum’s first words are ‘its because you’re always on that phone’
  11. You can outdrink your dad
  12. You’ve had to put up with eating unseasoned food with your non-Indian friends because you don’t want to insult them
  13. You’ve got at least one relative from Birmingham
  14. You know the rap to Aja Mahi
  15. Kings Eleven is the only team you will ever support
  16. Your roti looks like a shape that hasn’t even been invented yet
  17. You’ve watched Bend It Like Beckham
  18. You’ve been hit by a shoe, belt or wooden stick
  19. You’ve bit into an ilaychi in your briani
  20. You’ve been eating sabji and bit into a chunk of ginger
  21. You’re considering an arranged marriage because there’s no potential at this dirty uni
  22. You know the dance routine to Bole Chudiyan
  23. Something goes wrong and your first thought is ‘lets make chaa’
  24. Your brother gets to do things you wouldn’t even dare to do
  25. You’ve come home and really wanted a nice dinner but your mum made Dhaal