Carla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workSomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Someone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningSomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)Carlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineAnyonecoughsCarlatalksabout herfamilyYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"CarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workSomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Someone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningSomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)Carlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineAnyonecoughsCarlatalksabout herfamilyYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"CarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth living

Can Carla Kill You? (Version 2: Coronavirus Boogaloo) Drink whenever... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Carla has to physically get up and go find something she forgot to bring with her to her desk
  2. Carla is late to our class because she couldn't get zoom to work
  3. Someone is very clearly in their bed
  4. Carla laments not being able to go to El País Vasco
  5. Carla asks a question and the class is silent for more than 30 seconds
  6. It feels like Carla didn't do the readings
  7. Someone's family interrupts class (twice if it is Carla's)
  8. Someone "forgets their book" and can't participate
  9. Carla dunks on herself for not knowing how to use technology
  10. Carla agrees so violently with a student that you're certain she wasn't listening
  11. Carla spends multiple minutes "answering" a question and never actually answers it
  12. It's obvious that someone is on a website unrelated to class (twice if it's Chris, finish your drink if it's Carla
  13. We listen to music that is in a language we don't speak
  14. Carla wears an open front animal print shirt
  15. You look around at your compañeros and nobody is listening
  16. Someone forgets to mute themself (twice if it's Carla)
  17. Carla complains about how less than ideal it is to have to do classes online
  18. Anyone coughs
  19. Carla talks about her family
  20. You feel your love for Carla Buck overwhelm you and think "I would die for you"
  21. Carla mentions imagined communities
  22. We speak in English for longer than 5 minutes
  23. Carla spends more than 5 full seconds trying to think of a word in Spanish
  24. We watch a movie that is batshit crazy
  25. A cat/dog/other pet walks into someone's shot, making all of our lives marginally and temporarily worth living