Carlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Carla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"Someoneis veryclearly intheir bedSomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)You lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishCarlatalksabout herfamilyAnyonecoughsWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologySomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Carla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"Someoneis veryclearly intheir bedSomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)You lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishCarlatalksabout herfamilyAnyonecoughsWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologySomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlistening

Can Carla Kill You? (Version 2: Coronavirus Boogaloo) Drink whenever... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Carla complains about how less than ideal it is to have to do classes online
  2. Someone's family interrupts class (twice if it is Carla's)
  3. Carla has to physically get up and go find something she forgot to bring with her to her desk
  4. A cat/dog/other pet walks into someone's shot, making all of our lives marginally and temporarily worth living
  5. It's obvious that someone is on a website unrelated to class (twice if it's Chris, finish your drink if it's Carla
  6. Carla spends multiple minutes "answering" a question and never actually answers it
  7. Carla mentions imagined communities
  8. Carla wears an open front animal print shirt
  9. We speak in English for longer than 5 minutes
  10. We watch a movie that is batshit crazy
  11. Carla is late to our class because she couldn't get zoom to work
  12. It feels like Carla didn't do the readings
  13. You feel your love for Carla Buck overwhelm you and think "I would die for you"
  14. Someone is very clearly in their bed
  15. Someone forgets to mute themself (twice if it's Carla)
  16. You look around at your compañeros and nobody is listening
  17. Carla laments not being able to go to El País Vasco
  18. Carla asks a question and the class is silent for more than 30 seconds
  19. Carla spends more than 5 full seconds trying to think of a word in Spanish
  20. Carla talks about her family
  21. Anyone coughs
  22. We listen to music that is in a language we don't speak
  23. Carla dunks on herself for not knowing how to use technology
  24. Someone "forgets their book" and can't participate
  25. Carla agrees so violently with a student that you're certain she wasn't listening