Carlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"It feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsAnyonecoughsYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakSomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Carla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itCarlatalksabout herfamilyCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingSomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazySomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)Carlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"It feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsAnyonecoughsYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakSomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Carla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itCarlatalksabout herfamilyCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingSomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazySomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)

Can Carla Kill You? (Version 2: Coronavirus Boogaloo) Drink whenever... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
  1. Carla complains about how less than ideal it is to have to do classes online
  2. You feel your love for Carla Buck overwhelm you and think "I would die for you"
  3. It feels like Carla didn't do the readings
  4. Anyone coughs
  5. You look around at your compañeros and nobody is listening
  6. We listen to music that is in a language we don't speak
  7. Someone "forgets their book" and can't participate
  8. It's obvious that someone is on a website unrelated to class (twice if it's Chris, finish your drink if it's Carla
  9. Someone's family interrupts class (twice if it is Carla's)
  10. Carla asks a question and the class is silent for more than 30 seconds
  11. Carla mentions imagined communities
  12. Carla spends multiple minutes "answering" a question and never actually answers it
  13. Carla talks about her family
  14. Carla has to physically get up and go find something she forgot to bring with her to her desk
  15. We speak in English for longer than 5 minutes
  16. Carla wears an open front animal print shirt
  17. Carla agrees so violently with a student that you're certain she wasn't listening
  18. Carla is late to our class because she couldn't get zoom to work
  19. A cat/dog/other pet walks into someone's shot, making all of our lives marginally and temporarily worth living
  20. Someone is very clearly in their bed
  21. Carla spends more than 5 full seconds trying to think of a word in Spanish
  22. Carla laments not being able to go to El País Vasco
  23. Carla dunks on herself for not knowing how to use technology
  24. We watch a movie that is batshit crazy
  25. Someone forgets to mute themself (twice if it's Carla)