Someoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)We speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyAnyonecoughsIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaCarlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningCarlatalksabout herfamilySomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Carla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesSomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateSomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"Someoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)We speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskCarla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtWe listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyAnyonecoughsIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaCarlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningCarlatalksabout herfamilySomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)Carla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesSomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateSomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itA cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"

Can Carla Kill You? (Version 2: Coronavirus Boogaloo) Drink whenever... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone forgets to mute themself (twice if it's Carla)
  2. We speak in English for longer than 5 minutes
  3. Carla has to physically get up and go find something she forgot to bring with her to her desk
  4. Carla wears an open front animal print shirt
  5. We listen to music that is in a language we don't speak
  6. Carla asks a question and the class is silent for more than 30 seconds
  7. Carla agrees so violently with a student that you're certain she wasn't listening
  8. Carla laments not being able to go to El País Vasco
  9. It feels like Carla didn't do the readings
  10. Carla dunks on herself for not knowing how to use technology
  11. We watch a movie that is batshit crazy
  12. Anyone coughs
  13. It's obvious that someone is on a website unrelated to class (twice if it's Chris, finish your drink if it's Carla
  14. Carla complains about how less than ideal it is to have to do classes online
  15. You look around at your compañeros and nobody is listening
  16. Carla talks about her family
  17. Someone's family interrupts class (twice if it is Carla's)
  18. Carla spends more than 5 full seconds trying to think of a word in Spanish
  19. Carla mentions imagined communities
  20. Someone "forgets their book" and can't participate
  21. Someone is very clearly in their bed
  22. Carla is late to our class because she couldn't get zoom to work
  23. Carla spends multiple minutes "answering" a question and never actually answers it
  24. A cat/dog/other pet walks into someone's shot, making all of our lives marginally and temporarily worth living
  25. You feel your love for Carla Buck overwhelm you and think "I would die for you"