We listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaCarlatalksabout herfamilySomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workAnyonecoughsCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)A cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"Carla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtSomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateCarlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineSomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)We listen tomusic that isin a languagewe don'tspeakCarlalaments notbeing able togo to El PaísVascoYou lookaround at yourcompañerosand nobody islisteningWe speak inEnglish forlonger than5 minutesWe watch amovie thatis batshitcrazyCarla spendsmultiple minutes"answering" aquestion andnever actuallyanswers itIt feels likeCarla didn'tdo thereadingsCarlamentionsimaginedcommunitiesCarla agrees soviolently with astudent thatyou're certainshe wasn'tlisteningCarla has tophysically get upand go findsomething sheforgot to bring withher to her deskIt's obvious thatsomeone is on awebsite unrelatedto class (twice ifit's Chris, finishyour drink if it'sCarlaCarlatalksabout herfamilySomeoneis veryclearly intheir bedCarla asks aquestion andthe class issilent for morethan 30secondsCarla is late toour classbecause shecouldn't getzoom to workAnyonecoughsCarla spendsmore than 5 fullseconds tryingto think of aword in SpanishSomeone'sfamilyinterruptsclass (twice ifit is Carla's)A cat/dog/otherpet walks intosomeone's shot,making all of ourlives marginallyand temporarilyworth livingCarla dunkson herself fornot knowinghow to usetechnologyYou feel your lovefor Carla Buckoverwhelm youand think "I woulddie for you"Carla wearsan openfront animalprint shirtSomeone"forgets theirbook" andcan'tparticipateCarlacomplainsabout how lessthan ideal it isto have to doclasses onlineSomeoneforgets tomute themself(twice if it'sCarla)

Can Carla Kill You? (Version 2: Coronavirus Boogaloo) Drink whenever... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We listen to music that is in a language we don't speak
  2. Carla laments not being able to go to El País Vasco
  3. You look around at your compañeros and nobody is listening
  4. We speak in English for longer than 5 minutes
  5. We watch a movie that is batshit crazy
  6. Carla spends multiple minutes "answering" a question and never actually answers it
  7. It feels like Carla didn't do the readings
  8. Carla mentions imagined communities
  9. Carla agrees so violently with a student that you're certain she wasn't listening
  10. Carla has to physically get up and go find something she forgot to bring with her to her desk
  11. It's obvious that someone is on a website unrelated to class (twice if it's Chris, finish your drink if it's Carla
  12. Carla talks about her family
  13. Someone is very clearly in their bed
  14. Carla asks a question and the class is silent for more than 30 seconds
  15. Carla is late to our class because she couldn't get zoom to work
  16. Anyone coughs
  17. Carla spends more than 5 full seconds trying to think of a word in Spanish
  18. Someone's family interrupts class (twice if it is Carla's)
  19. A cat/dog/other pet walks into someone's shot, making all of our lives marginally and temporarily worth living
  20. Carla dunks on herself for not knowing how to use technology
  21. You feel your love for Carla Buck overwhelm you and think "I would die for you"
  22. Carla wears an open front animal print shirt
  23. Someone "forgets their book" and can't participate
  24. Carla complains about how less than ideal it is to have to do classes online
  25. Someone forgets to mute themself (twice if it's Carla)