Oncrecommendsdrug nobodyhas everheard of>3radiologistsof which onlyone speaksOncologistsarguing abouttrials nobodyhas everheard ofPathologyresidentsplayingcandy crushShitting on othersurgeons forslightly deviatingfrom attending'spersonalpreferenceRad-OncdelegationneverspeaksJournalArticlepublishedthis morningIntensivist'srecommendationsignored byeveryoneNo chairformedicalstudentPatient withabsolutelyno chanceof survivalShitting onOSH forperfectlystandardcareOSHrecordslaughablyincomplete>3pathologistsof which onlyone speaksRadiologyattending goeshome at 4:30,leaving fellowin chargeSurgicalattendings shittingon each otherregarding apatient none ofthem have seenLike 6cookies fora room of20 people"I thought[patient]died yearsago"Surgicalattendingblamesfellow forsomething"BeforeYOU gotyour handson them"Medical studentgives 10 minutepresentation soeveryone cancheck theiremail"Back in myday we did[insanetreatmenthere]""Why don'tyou prepare apresentationfor the nextsession""Familyrequested..."JournalArticlepublished 50years agoOncrecommendsdrug nobodyhas everheard of>3radiologistsof which onlyone speaksOncologistsarguing abouttrials nobodyhas everheard ofPathologyresidentsplayingcandy crushShitting on othersurgeons forslightly deviatingfrom attending'spersonalpreferenceRad-OncdelegationneverspeaksJournalArticlepublishedthis morningIntensivist'srecommendationsignored byeveryoneNo chairformedicalstudentPatient withabsolutelyno chanceof survivalShitting onOSH forperfectlystandardcareOSHrecordslaughablyincomplete>3pathologistsof which onlyone speaksRadiologyattending goeshome at 4:30,leaving fellowin chargeSurgicalattendings shittingon each otherregarding apatient none ofthem have seenLike 6cookies fora room of20 people"I thought[patient]died yearsago"Surgicalattendingblamesfellow forsomething"BeforeYOU gotyour handson them"Medical studentgives 10 minutepresentation soeveryone cancheck theiremail"Back in myday we did[insanetreatmenthere]""Why don'tyou prepare apresentationfor the nextsession""Familyrequested..."JournalArticlepublished 50years ago

Tumor Board Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Onc recommends drug nobody has ever heard of
  2. >3 radiologists of which only one speaks
  3. Oncologists arguing about trials nobody has ever heard of
  4. Pathology residents playing candy crush
  5. Shitting on other surgeons for slightly deviating from attending's personal preference
  6. Rad-Onc delegation never speaks
  7. Journal Article published this morning
  8. Intensivist's recommendations ignored by everyone
  9. No chair for medical student
  10. Patient with absolutely no chance of survival
  11. Shitting on OSH for perfectly standard care
  12. OSH records laughably incomplete
  13. >3 pathologists of which only one speaks
  14. Radiology attending goes home at 4:30, leaving fellow in charge
  15. Surgical attendings shitting on each other regarding a patient none of them have seen
  16. Like 6 cookies for a room of 20 people
  17. "I thought [patient] died years ago"
  18. Surgical attending blames fellow for something
  19. "Before YOU got your hands on them"
  20. Medical student gives 10 minute presentation so everyone can check their email
  21. "Back in my day we did [insane treatment here]"
  22. "Why don't you prepare a presentation for the next session"
  23. "Family requested..."
  24. Journal Article published 50 years ago