OSHrecordslaughablyincompleteRadiologyattending goeshome at 4:30,leaving fellowin chargeShitting onOSH forperfectlystandardcare"BeforeYOU gotyour handson them"Surgicalattendings shittingon each otherregarding apatient none ofthem have seenMedical studentgives 10 minutepresentation soeveryone cancheck theiremail"Familyrequested..."Intensivist'srecommendationsignored byeveryoneSurgicalattendingblamesfellow forsomethingRad-OncdelegationneverspeaksOncrecommendsdrug nobodyhas everheard ofLike 6cookies fora room of20 peopleJournalArticlepublished 50years ago"I thought[patient]died yearsago"Oncologistsarguing abouttrials nobodyhas everheard of>3radiologistsof which onlyone speaks>3pathologistsof which onlyone speaksNo chairformedicalstudentPathologyresidentsplayingcandy crushJournalArticlepublishedthis morningPatient withabsolutelyno chanceof survival"Back in myday we did[insanetreatmenthere]"Shitting on othersurgeons forslightly deviatingfrom attending'spersonalpreference"Why don'tyou prepare apresentationfor the nextsession"OSHrecordslaughablyincompleteRadiologyattending goeshome at 4:30,leaving fellowin chargeShitting onOSH forperfectlystandardcare"BeforeYOU gotyour handson them"Surgicalattendings shittingon each otherregarding apatient none ofthem have seenMedical studentgives 10 minutepresentation soeveryone cancheck theiremail"Familyrequested..."Intensivist'srecommendationsignored byeveryoneSurgicalattendingblamesfellow forsomethingRad-OncdelegationneverspeaksOncrecommendsdrug nobodyhas everheard ofLike 6cookies fora room of20 peopleJournalArticlepublished 50years ago"I thought[patient]died yearsago"Oncologistsarguing abouttrials nobodyhas everheard of>3radiologistsof which onlyone speaks>3pathologistsof which onlyone speaksNo chairformedicalstudentPathologyresidentsplayingcandy crushJournalArticlepublishedthis morningPatient withabsolutelyno chanceof survival"Back in myday we did[insanetreatmenthere]"Shitting on othersurgeons forslightly deviatingfrom attending'spersonalpreference"Why don'tyou prepare apresentationfor the nextsession"

Tumor Board Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. OSH records laughably incomplete
  2. Radiology attending goes home at 4:30, leaving fellow in charge
  3. Shitting on OSH for perfectly standard care
  4. "Before YOU got your hands on them"
  5. Surgical attendings shitting on each other regarding a patient none of them have seen
  6. Medical student gives 10 minute presentation so everyone can check their email
  7. "Family requested..."
  8. Intensivist's recommendations ignored by everyone
  9. Surgical attending blames fellow for something
  10. Rad-Onc delegation never speaks
  11. Onc recommends drug nobody has ever heard of
  12. Like 6 cookies for a room of 20 people
  13. Journal Article published 50 years ago
  14. "I thought [patient] died years ago"
  15. Oncologists arguing about trials nobody has ever heard of
  16. >3 radiologists of which only one speaks
  17. >3 pathologists of which only one speaks
  18. No chair for medical student
  19. Pathology residents playing candy crush
  20. Journal Article published this morning
  21. Patient with absolutely no chance of survival
  22. "Back in my day we did [insane treatment here]"
  23. Shitting on other surgeons for slightly deviating from attending's personal preference
  24. "Why don't you prepare a presentation for the next session"