Shitting on othersurgeons forslightly deviatingfrom attending'spersonalpreference>3radiologistsof which onlyone speaksPathologyresidentsplayingcandy crushJournalArticlepublishedthis morningIntensivist'srecommendationsignored byeveryoneJournalArticlepublished 50years ago"BeforeYOU gotyour handson them"Surgicalattendingblamesfellow forsomethingRad-Oncdelegationneverspeaks>3pathologistsof which onlyone speaksNo chairformedicalstudent"Back in myday we did[insanetreatmenthere]"Like 6cookies fora room of20 people"Familyrequested...""I thought[patient]died yearsago""Why don'tyou prepare apresentationfor the nextsession"Medical studentgives 10 minutepresentation soeveryone cancheck theiremailOncologistsarguing abouttrials nobodyhas everheard ofRadiologyattending goeshome at 4:30,leaving fellowin chargePatient withabsolutelyno chanceof survivalSurgicalattendings shittingon each otherregarding apatient none ofthem have seenShitting onOSH forperfectlystandardcareOncrecommendsdrug nobodyhas everheard ofOSHrecordslaughablyincompleteShitting on othersurgeons forslightly deviatingfrom attending'spersonalpreference>3radiologistsof which onlyone speaksPathologyresidentsplayingcandy crushJournalArticlepublishedthis morningIntensivist'srecommendationsignored byeveryoneJournalArticlepublished 50years ago"BeforeYOU gotyour handson them"Surgicalattendingblamesfellow forsomethingRad-Oncdelegationneverspeaks>3pathologistsof which onlyone speaksNo chairformedicalstudent"Back in myday we did[insanetreatmenthere]"Like 6cookies fora room of20 people"Familyrequested...""I thought[patient]died yearsago""Why don'tyou prepare apresentationfor the nextsession"Medical studentgives 10 minutepresentation soeveryone cancheck theiremailOncologistsarguing abouttrials nobodyhas everheard ofRadiologyattending goeshome at 4:30,leaving fellowin chargePatient withabsolutelyno chanceof survivalSurgicalattendings shittingon each otherregarding apatient none ofthem have seenShitting onOSH forperfectlystandardcareOncrecommendsdrug nobodyhas everheard ofOSHrecordslaughablyincomplete

Tumor Board Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Shitting on other surgeons for slightly deviating from attending's personal preference
  2. >3 radiologists of which only one speaks
  3. Pathology residents playing candy crush
  4. Journal Article published this morning
  5. Intensivist's recommendations ignored by everyone
  6. Journal Article published 50 years ago
  7. "Before YOU got your hands on them"
  8. Surgical attending blames fellow for something
  9. Rad-Onc delegation never speaks
  10. >3 pathologists of which only one speaks
  11. No chair for medical student
  12. "Back in my day we did [insane treatment here]"
  13. Like 6 cookies for a room of 20 people
  14. "Family requested..."
  15. "I thought [patient] died years ago"
  16. "Why don't you prepare a presentation for the next session"
  17. Medical student gives 10 minute presentation so everyone can check their email
  18. Oncologists arguing about trials nobody has ever heard of
  19. Radiology attending goes home at 4:30, leaving fellow in charge
  20. Patient with absolutely no chance of survival
  21. Surgical attendings shitting on each other regarding a patient none of them have seen
  22. Shitting on OSH for perfectly standard care
  23. Onc recommends drug nobody has ever heard of
  24. OSH records laughably incomplete