Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E) Hums Igbo Song while walking Comes Late/Sleeps in “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2 “My Bodyguard” (Paula) “These girls are excelling…” Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.” “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?” “God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo Slows down tempo of a fast song “Pauly?” Significant Expression Changes Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing Stutters when Excited “Mat- matetics” Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35) “Let me tell you a joke.” “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened “NO PORNOGRAPHY” Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily Out singing Choir Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E) Hums Igbo Song while walking Comes Late/Sleeps in “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2 “My Bodyguard” (Paula) “These girls are excelling…” Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.” “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?” “God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo Slows down tempo of a fast song “Pauly?” Significant Expression Changes Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing Stutters when Excited “Mat- matetics” Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35) “Let me tell you a joke.” “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened “NO PORNOGRAPHY” Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily Out singing Choir Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events
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R-Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E)
G-Hums Igbo Song while walking
M-Comes Late/Sleeps in
M-“Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2
G-“My Bodyguard” (Paula)
M-“These girls are excelling…”
.-Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before
S-Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.”
S-“Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?”
R-“God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo
R-Slows down tempo of a fast song
R-“Pauly?”
M-Significant Expression Changes
.-Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing
S-Stutters when Excited
S-“Mat-matetics”
S-Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice
.-Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35)
.-“Let me tell you a joke.”
M-“What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened
R-“NO PORNOGRAPHY”
.-Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily
G-Out singing Choir
G-Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events
