Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2 Hums Igbo Song while walking Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35) “These girls are excelling…” Slows down tempo of a fast song Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events “Pauly?” “Let me tell you a joke.” “My Bodyguard” (Paula) Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E) “Mat- matetics” Out singing Choir Stutters when Excited Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before “NO PORNOGRAPHY” “God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo Significant Expression Changes Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.” Comes Late/Sleeps in Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?” Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2 Hums Igbo Song while walking Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35) “These girls are excelling…” Slows down tempo of a fast song Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events “Pauly?” “Let me tell you a joke.” “My Bodyguard” (Paula) Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E) “Mat- matetics” Out singing Choir Stutters when Excited Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before “NO PORNOGRAPHY” “God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo Significant Expression Changes Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.” Comes Late/Sleeps in Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?”
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S-Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice
M-“What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened
M-“Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2
G-Hums Igbo Song while walking
.-Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35)
M-“These girls are excelling…”
R-Slows down tempo of a fast song
G-Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events
R-“Pauly?”
.-“Let me tell you a joke.”
G-“My Bodyguard” (Paula)
R-Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E)
S-“Mat-matetics”
G-Out singing Choir
S-Stutters when Excited
.-Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before
R-“NO PORNOGRAPHY”
R-“God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo
M-Significant Expression Changes
.-Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing
S-Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.”
M-Comes Late/Sleeps in
.-Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily
S-“Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?”
