“God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo “Pauly?” Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35) “NO PORNOGRAPHY” Out singing Choir Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened Comes Late/Sleeps in Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events “Let me tell you a joke.” Significant Expression Changes “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2 Slows down tempo of a fast song Hums Igbo Song while walking Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.” “Mat- matetics” Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice “My Bodyguard” (Paula) Stutters when Excited “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?” Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before “These girls are excelling…” Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E) “God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo “Pauly?” Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35) “NO PORNOGRAPHY” Out singing Choir Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened Comes Late/Sleeps in Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events “Let me tell you a joke.” Significant Expression Changes “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2 Slows down tempo of a fast song Hums Igbo Song while walking Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.” “Mat- matetics” Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice “My Bodyguard” (Paula) Stutters when Excited “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?” Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before “These girls are excelling…” Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E)
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R-“God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo
R-“Pauly?”
.-Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35)
R-“NO PORNOGRAPHY”
G-Out singing Choir
.-Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily
M-“What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened
M-Comes Late/Sleeps in
G-Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events
.-“Let me tell you a joke.”
M-Significant Expression Changes
M-“Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2
R-Slows down tempo of a fast song
G-Hums Igbo Song while walking
S-Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.”
S-“Mat-matetics”
.-Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing
S-Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice
G-“My Bodyguard” (Paula)
S-Stutters when Excited
S-“Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?”
.-Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before
M-“These girls are excelling…”
R-Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E)
