Sings Out ofTime(BasicallyMentally KillsMrs. E)Talks inanInaudibleLow VoiceSignificantExpressionChanges“Why do youguys nevercome to theRectory?”“Mat-matetics”“Pauly?”Says/DoesSomethingthat ShowsSigns of AgeDeteriorationForgets toWhip outGlasses toread afterHomilySays theWrong Timeand Date forEvents“Let me tell you ajoke” ThenExplainsJoke/RepeatsJoke Like YouNever HeardJokes BeforeOutsingingChoir“Tree Tings!”Holds 5Hands, OnlyMentions 2Smiles atChoir whenthey Finishand says“Amen.”“These girlsareexcelling…”NodsHead/ViolentlyMoves Bodywhen SingingHumsIgbo Songwhilewalking“NOPORNOGRAPHY”StutterswhenExcitedComesLate/Sleepsin“MyBodyguard”(Paula)“God BlessYou!” Thenproceeds tospeak in IgboSlowsdowntempo of afast song“What was thefirst one?”Thencomplains thatno one listenedQuotes BibleVerse/QuotesNonexistentBible Verse(Matthew 35)Sings Out ofTime(BasicallyMentally KillsMrs. E)Talks inanInaudibleLow VoiceSignificantExpressionChanges“Why do youguys nevercome to theRectory?”“Mat-matetics”“Pauly?”Says/DoesSomethingthat ShowsSigns of AgeDeteriorationForgets toWhip outGlasses toread afterHomilySays theWrong Timeand Date forEvents“Let me tell you ajoke” ThenExplainsJoke/RepeatsJoke Like YouNever HeardJokes BeforeOutsingingChoir“Tree Tings!”Holds 5Hands, OnlyMentions 2Smiles atChoir whenthey Finishand says“Amen.”“These girlsareexcelling…”NodsHead/ViolentlyMoves Bodywhen SingingHumsIgbo Songwhilewalking“NOPORNOGRAPHY”StutterswhenExcitedComesLate/Sleepsin“MyBodyguard”(Paula)“God BlessYou!” Thenproceeds tospeak in IgboSlowsdowntempo of afast song“What was thefirst one?”Thencomplains thatno one listenedQuotes BibleVerse/QuotesNonexistentBible Verse(Matthew 35)

BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sings Out of Time (Basically Mentally Kills Mrs. E)
  2. Talks in an Inaudible Low Voice
  3. Significant Expression Changes
  4. “Why do you guys never come to the Rectory?”
  5. “Mat-matetics”
  6. “Pauly?”
  7. Says/Does Something that Shows Signs of Age Deterioration
  8. Forgets to Whip out Glasses to read after Homily
  9. Says the Wrong Time and Date for Events
  10. “Let me tell you a joke” Then Explains Joke/Repeats Joke Like You Never Heard Jokes Before
  11. Out singing Choir
  12. “Tree Tings!” Holds 5 Hands, Only Mentions 2
  13. Smiles at Choir when they Finish and says “Amen.”
  14. “These girls are excelling…”
  15. Nods Head/Violently Moves Body when Singing
  16. Hums Igbo Song while walking
  17. “NO PORNOGRAPHY”
  18. Stutters when Excited
  19. Comes Late/Sleeps in
  20. “My Bodyguard” (Paula)
  21. “God Bless You!” Then proceeds to speak in Igbo
  22. Slows down tempo of a fast song
  23. “What was the first one?” Then complains that no one listened
  24. Quotes Bible Verse/Quotes Nonexistent Bible Verse (Matthew 35)