Teachermakes an“officehours” jokeTechnologyfails andclass iscancelledYou are askedto zoom withanother randomprincetonstudent youdon’t knowParent/siblingbakes youcookiesYou have adream aboutMs. Edith'scookiesYou yell ata wall infrustrationYou havewacky mackfor the thirdday in a rowYou get two or moreemails from randomcompanies abouthow they areresponding toCOVID-19 in onedayYou findyourselfgoogling howto growbonsaiZoomcrashes inthe middleof a classYou officiallypdf morethan oneclassYou get an extensionfor an assignmentbecause the teachercouldn’t figure outhow uploading toblackboard worksSomeoneaccidentallyunmutesthemselves inclass and sayssomething reallyfunnyParent triesto tell youto do yourhomeworkYou have abrief momentwhere youprefer virtualkabalat shabbatto the real thingYour class tries adifferent longdistanceinteractiveplatform bc youguys are too coolAttendclasswearing nopants/skirtYou getverbatimedParent triesto set you upamidst all thecrazinessParent/siblingawkwardlyinterrupts youduring zoomclassCJL staff member(includes allrabbinical andclergy figures)sends you a howare you text oremailThe Eruv ischecked bysomeone otherthan Mr.Robison orElliot DineA childhood friendthat you haven’tspoken to in 3+years asks if youwanna come overand hang out (as ifyou are venturingoutside!!!)You watch arecorded lectureat 2x speed eventhough you pay noattention to itanywaySomeone elsein your zoomclass is clearlywearing nopants/skirtSomeone else inyour house startstelling peopleyou’re on zoomwith embarrassingstories about youIf you can’t hearwhat’s happening inyour zoom classbecause a sibling ison their own zoomclass in theother/same roomYour parentscomplain abouthow much of achore it is tohave you athomeProf. childrenmake anappearance ontheir zoom callfrom homeYou forgetto showerfor 4+daysSpend > 4hours onfacetime witha friend inone dayYou wake upthinking youare on acouch in theCJL but alasTeachermakes an“officehours” jokeTechnologyfails andclass iscancelledYou are askedto zoom withanother randomprincetonstudent youdon’t knowParent/siblingbakes youcookiesYou have adream aboutMs. Edith'scookiesYou yell ata wall infrustrationYou havewacky mackfor the thirdday in a rowYou get two or moreemails from randomcompanies abouthow they areresponding toCOVID-19 in onedayYou findyourselfgoogling howto growbonsaiZoomcrashes inthe middleof a classYou officiallypdf morethan oneclassYou get an extensionfor an assignmentbecause the teachercouldn’t figure outhow uploading toblackboard worksSomeoneaccidentallyunmutesthemselves inclass and sayssomething reallyfunnyParent triesto tell youto do yourhomeworkYou have abrief momentwhere youprefer virtualkabalat shabbatto the real thingYour class tries adifferent longdistanceinteractiveplatform bc youguys are too coolAttendclasswearing nopants/skirtYou getverbatimedParent triesto set you upamidst all thecrazinessParent/siblingawkwardlyinterrupts youduring zoomclassCJL staff member(includes allrabbinical andclergy figures)sends you a howare you text oremailThe Eruv ischecked bysomeone otherthan Mr.Robison orElliot DineA childhood friendthat you haven’tspoken to in 3+years asks if youwanna come overand hang out (as ifyou are venturingoutside!!!)You watch arecorded lectureat 2x speed eventhough you pay noattention to itanywaySomeone elsein your zoomclass is clearlywearing nopants/skirtSomeone else inyour house startstelling peopleyou’re on zoomwith embarrassingstories about youIf you can’t hearwhat’s happening inyour zoom classbecause a sibling ison their own zoomclass in theother/same roomYour parentscomplain abouthow much of achore it is tohave you athomeProf. childrenmake anappearance ontheir zoom callfrom homeYou forgetto showerfor 4+daysSpend > 4hours onfacetime witha friend inone dayYou wake upthinking youare on acouch in theCJL but alas

Yavneh Isolation Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Teacher makes an “office hours” joke
  2. Technology fails and class is cancelled
  3. You are asked to zoom with another random princeton student you don’t know
  4. Parent/sibling bakes you cookies
  5. You have a dream about Ms. Edith's cookies
  6. You yell at a wall in frustration
  7. You have wacky mack for the third day in a row
  8. You get two or more emails from random companies about how they are responding to COVID-19 in one day
  9. You find yourself googling how to grow bonsai
  10. Zoom crashes in the middle of a class
  11. You officially pdf more than one class
  12. You get an extension for an assignment because the teacher couldn’t figure out how uploading to blackboard works
  13. Someone accidentally unmutes themselves in class and says something really funny
  14. Parent tries to tell you to do your homework
  15. You have a brief moment where you prefer virtual kabalat shabbat to the real thing
  16. Your class tries a different long distance interactive platform bc you guys are too cool
  17. Attend class wearing no pants/skirt
  18. You get verbatimed
  19. Parent tries to set you up amidst all the craziness
  20. Parent/sibling awkwardly interrupts you during zoom class
  21. CJL staff member (includes all rabbinical and clergy figures) sends you a how are you text or email
  22. The Eruv is checked by someone other than Mr. Robison or Elliot Dine
  23. A childhood friend that you haven’t spoken to in 3+ years asks if you wanna come over and hang out (as if you are venturing outside!!!)
  24. You watch a recorded lecture at 2x speed even though you pay no attention to it anyway
  25. Someone else in your zoom class is clearly wearing no pants/skirt
  26. Someone else in your house starts telling people you’re on zoom with embarrassing stories about you
  27. If you can’t hear what’s happening in your zoom class because a sibling is on their own zoom class in the other/same room
  28. Your parents complain about how much of a chore it is to have you at home
  29. Prof. children make an appearance on their zoom call from home
  30. You forget to shower for 4+ days
  31. Spend > 4 hours on facetime with a friend in one day
  32. You wake up thinking you are on a couch in the CJL but alas