You have adream aboutMs. Edith'scookiesYou get two or moreemails from randomcompanies abouthow they areresponding toCOVID-19 in onedaySomeone elsein your zoomclass is clearlywearing nopants/skirtYou get an extensionfor an assignmentbecause the teachercouldn’t figure outhow uploading toblackboard worksYou wake upthinking youare on acouch in theCJL but alasZoomcrashes inthe middleof a classTeachermakes an“officehours” jokeYou getverbatimedYou yell ata wall infrustrationYou watch arecorded lectureat 2x speed eventhough you pay noattention to itanywayYou officiallypdf morethan oneclassParent triesto tell youto do yourhomeworkProf. childrenmake anappearance ontheir zoom callfrom homeYour parentscomplain abouthow much of achore it is tohave you athomeThe Eruv ischecked bysomeone otherthan Mr.Robison orElliot DineSpend > 4hours onfacetime witha friend inone dayYou forgetto showerfor 4+daysYou are askedto zoom withanother randomprincetonstudent youdon’t knowYour class tries adifferent longdistanceinteractiveplatform bc youguys are too coolParent/siblingawkwardlyinterrupts youduring zoomclassTechnologyfails andclass iscancelledParent triesto set you upamidst all thecrazinessSomeoneaccidentallyunmutesthemselves inclass and sayssomething reallyfunnyParent/siblingbakes youcookiesCJL staff member(includes allrabbinical andclergy figures)sends you a howare you text oremailYou havewacky mackfor the thirdday in a rowYou findyourselfgoogling howto growbonsaiSomeone else inyour house startstelling peopleyou’re on zoomwith embarrassingstories about youYou have abrief momentwhere youprefer virtualkabalat shabbatto the real thingA childhood friendthat you haven’tspoken to in 3+years asks if youwanna come overand hang out (as ifyou are venturingoutside!!!)If you can’t hearwhat’s happening inyour zoom classbecause a sibling ison their own zoomclass in theother/same roomAttendclasswearing nopants/skirtYou have adream aboutMs. Edith'scookiesYou get two or moreemails from randomcompanies abouthow they areresponding toCOVID-19 in onedaySomeone elsein your zoomclass is clearlywearing nopants/skirtYou get an extensionfor an assignmentbecause the teachercouldn’t figure outhow uploading toblackboard worksYou wake upthinking youare on acouch in theCJL but alasZoomcrashes inthe middleof a classTeachermakes an“officehours” jokeYou getverbatimedYou yell ata wall infrustrationYou watch arecorded lectureat 2x speed eventhough you pay noattention to itanywayYou officiallypdf morethan oneclassParent triesto tell youto do yourhomeworkProf. childrenmake anappearance ontheir zoom callfrom homeYour parentscomplain abouthow much of achore it is tohave you athomeThe Eruv ischecked bysomeone otherthan Mr.Robison orElliot DineSpend > 4hours onfacetime witha friend inone dayYou forgetto showerfor 4+daysYou are askedto zoom withanother randomprincetonstudent youdon’t knowYour class tries adifferent longdistanceinteractiveplatform bc youguys are too coolParent/siblingawkwardlyinterrupts youduring zoomclassTechnologyfails andclass iscancelledParent triesto set you upamidst all thecrazinessSomeoneaccidentallyunmutesthemselves inclass and sayssomething reallyfunnyParent/siblingbakes youcookiesCJL staff member(includes allrabbinical andclergy figures)sends you a howare you text oremailYou havewacky mackfor the thirdday in a rowYou findyourselfgoogling howto growbonsaiSomeone else inyour house startstelling peopleyou’re on zoomwith embarrassingstories about youYou have abrief momentwhere youprefer virtualkabalat shabbatto the real thingA childhood friendthat you haven’tspoken to in 3+years asks if youwanna come overand hang out (as ifyou are venturingoutside!!!)If you can’t hearwhat’s happening inyour zoom classbecause a sibling ison their own zoomclass in theother/same roomAttendclasswearing nopants/skirt

Yavneh Isolation Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have a dream about Ms. Edith's cookies
  2. You get two or more emails from random companies about how they are responding to COVID-19 in one day
  3. Someone else in your zoom class is clearly wearing no pants/skirt
  4. You get an extension for an assignment because the teacher couldn’t figure out how uploading to blackboard works
  5. You wake up thinking you are on a couch in the CJL but alas
  6. Zoom crashes in the middle of a class
  7. Teacher makes an “office hours” joke
  8. You get verbatimed
  9. You yell at a wall in frustration
  10. You watch a recorded lecture at 2x speed even though you pay no attention to it anyway
  11. You officially pdf more than one class
  12. Parent tries to tell you to do your homework
  13. Prof. children make an appearance on their zoom call from home
  14. Your parents complain about how much of a chore it is to have you at home
  15. The Eruv is checked by someone other than Mr. Robison or Elliot Dine
  16. Spend > 4 hours on facetime with a friend in one day
  17. You forget to shower for 4+ days
  18. You are asked to zoom with another random princeton student you don’t know
  19. Your class tries a different long distance interactive platform bc you guys are too cool
  20. Parent/sibling awkwardly interrupts you during zoom class
  21. Technology fails and class is cancelled
  22. Parent tries to set you up amidst all the craziness
  23. Someone accidentally unmutes themselves in class and says something really funny
  24. Parent/sibling bakes you cookies
  25. CJL staff member (includes all rabbinical and clergy figures) sends you a how are you text or email
  26. You have wacky mack for the third day in a row
  27. You find yourself googling how to grow bonsai
  28. Someone else in your house starts telling people you’re on zoom with embarrassing stories about you
  29. You have a brief moment where you prefer virtual kabalat shabbat to the real thing
  30. A childhood friend that you haven’t spoken to in 3+ years asks if you wanna come over and hang out (as if you are venturing outside!!!)
  31. If you can’t hear what’s happening in your zoom class because a sibling is on their own zoom class in the other/same room
  32. Attend class wearing no pants/skirt