Not-so-subtlescreen switchwhen PIwalks upUsing thevortexinappropriatelyAnimal roomis a dark,secret,windowlessbuildingwanting todrink thedoubledeionizedh20Mild-moderatefreezer burnfrom -80Pretending todo thingswhile Westernblot is runningor transferringLab tools fromwhen MarieCurie herselfwas alive in thebacks of closetsGagging whenretrievingbacterialculture fromincubatorFailedcloningIllegiblelabnotebookDeep-seated,unreasonablefear of EtBrMATLAB/ExcelnightmaresRunning a gelfor hours andfinding out thecurrent failed<1 min inRulesbasicallydon't existanymoreafter 6pmPC running amachine withsoftware olderthan Windows2008Forgettingwhat you'vealreadypipettedChewed outin front of thewhole lab fora mistakeCarpaltunnelfrompipettingInappropriatetube-thawingmethodsLab coatsonly duringsafetyinspectionsNounderstandingduring labmeetingP>0.05BloodbornepathogenstrainingTraumafrom animalexperimentsNot-so-subtlescreen switchwhen PIwalks upUsing thevortexinappropriatelyAnimal roomis a dark,secret,windowlessbuildingwanting todrink thedoubledeionizedh20Mild-moderatefreezer burnfrom -80Pretending todo thingswhile Westernblot is runningor transferringLab tools fromwhen MarieCurie herselfwas alive in thebacks of closetsGagging whenretrievingbacterialculture fromincubatorFailedcloningIllegiblelabnotebookDeep-seated,unreasonablefear of EtBrMATLAB/ExcelnightmaresRunning a gelfor hours andfinding out thecurrent failed<1 min inRulesbasicallydon't existanymoreafter 6pmPC running amachine withsoftware olderthan Windows2008Forgettingwhat you'vealreadypipettedChewed outin front of thewhole lab fora mistakeCarpaltunnelfrompipettingInappropriatetube-thawingmethodsLab coatsonly duringsafetyinspectionsNounderstandingduring labmeetingP>0.05BloodbornepathogenstrainingTraumafrom animalexperiments

Chaotic Lab Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. Not-so-subtle screen switch when PI walks up
  2. Using the vortex inappropriately
  3. Animal room is a dark, secret, windowless building
  4. wanting to drink the double deionized h20
  5. Mild-moderate freezer burn from -80
  6. Pretending to do things while Western blot is running or transferring
  7. Lab tools from when Marie Curie herself was alive in the backs of closets
  8. Gagging when retrieving bacterial culture from incubator
  9. Failed cloning
  10. Illegible lab notebook
  11. Deep-seated, unreasonable fear of EtBr
  12. MATLAB/Excel nightmares
  13. Running a gel for hours and finding out the current failed <1 min in
  14. Rules basically don't exist anymore after 6pm
  15. PC running a machine with software older than Windows 2008
  16. Forgetting what you've already pipetted
  17. Chewed out in front of the whole lab for a mistake
  18. Carpal tunnel from pipetting
  19. Inappropriate tube-thawing methods
  20. Lab coats only during safety inspections
  21. No understanding during lab meeting
  22. P>0.05
  23. Bloodborne pathogens training
  24. Trauma from animal experiments