Pretending todo thingswhile Westernblot is runningor transferringwanting todrink thedoubledeionizedh20PC running amachine withsoftware olderthan Windows2008Lab tools fromwhen MarieCurie herselfwas alive in thebacks of closetsFailedcloningGagging whenretrievingbacterialculture fromincubatorUsing thevortexinappropriatelyTraumafrom animalexperimentsNot-so-subtlescreen switchwhen PIwalks upRulesbasicallydon't existanymoreafter 6pmDeep-seated,unreasonablefear of EtBrMild-moderatefreezer burnfrom -80Running a gelfor hours andfinding out thecurrent failed<1 min inP>0.05Lab coatsonly duringsafetyinspectionsBloodbornepathogenstrainingMATLAB/ExcelnightmaresNounderstandingduring labmeetingInappropriatetube-thawingmethodsChewed outin front of thewhole lab fora mistakeCarpaltunnelfrompipettingIllegiblelabnotebookAnimal roomis a dark,secret,windowlessbuildingForgettingwhat you'vealreadypipettedPretending todo thingswhile Westernblot is runningor transferringwanting todrink thedoubledeionizedh20PC running amachine withsoftware olderthan Windows2008Lab tools fromwhen MarieCurie herselfwas alive in thebacks of closetsFailedcloningGagging whenretrievingbacterialculture fromincubatorUsing thevortexinappropriatelyTraumafrom animalexperimentsNot-so-subtlescreen switchwhen PIwalks upRulesbasicallydon't existanymoreafter 6pmDeep-seated,unreasonablefear of EtBrMild-moderatefreezer burnfrom -80Running a gelfor hours andfinding out thecurrent failed<1 min inP>0.05Lab coatsonly duringsafetyinspectionsBloodbornepathogenstrainingMATLAB/ExcelnightmaresNounderstandingduring labmeetingInappropriatetube-thawingmethodsChewed outin front of thewhole lab fora mistakeCarpaltunnelfrompipettingIllegiblelabnotebookAnimal roomis a dark,secret,windowlessbuildingForgettingwhat you'vealreadypipetted

Chaotic Lab Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Pretending to do things while Western blot is running or transferring
  2. wanting to drink the double deionized h20
  3. PC running a machine with software older than Windows 2008
  4. Lab tools from when Marie Curie herself was alive in the backs of closets
  5. Failed cloning
  6. Gagging when retrieving bacterial culture from incubator
  7. Using the vortex inappropriately
  8. Trauma from animal experiments
  9. Not-so-subtle screen switch when PI walks up
  10. Rules basically don't exist anymore after 6pm
  11. Deep-seated, unreasonable fear of EtBr
  12. Mild-moderate freezer burn from -80
  13. Running a gel for hours and finding out the current failed <1 min in
  14. P>0.05
  15. Lab coats only during safety inspections
  16. Bloodborne pathogens training
  17. MATLAB/Excel nightmares
  18. No understanding during lab meeting
  19. Inappropriate tube-thawing methods
  20. Chewed out in front of the whole lab for a mistake
  21. Carpal tunnel from pipetting
  22. Illegible lab notebook
  23. Animal room is a dark, secret, windowless building
  24. Forgetting what you've already pipetted