You likeironichumorYou lacksympathyfor othersYou have littleto no patienceand wantthings to bedone quicklyYou believe thatyour ownopinions aresuperior toother's opinionsYou don'tbelieve ingiving morechancesYouconstantlypost rants onyour profileYou arebiasedagainstthings thatare newYou often talkabout leavingFacebook, butkeep returningYou don't liketo rely onotherpeople's helpYou thinkeverythingin the mediais bullshitYou easilyloseconfidenceor hopeFirstimpressionsmatter toyou the mostYou are sadisticand like to lashpeople out foryour ownamusement.You oftenmakegeneralizationsYou hatemostmainstreamhumorYou easilyloserespectfor peopleYou believethe majorityof people onthe internetare tryhardsYouusuallythinknegativelyYou preferundergroundcommunitiesYou are hostiletoward peoplewho sharedifferent intereststhan you or peoplethat have differentopinionsYour opinions arebased onfanbases orcommunitiesrather than theactual thing youdislikeYou constantlycomplain aboutyour life, but dolittle or nothing tochange or improveyour liveYou area finickyperson.You trust veryfew people oryou don't trustanyone at allYou likeironichumorYou lacksympathyfor othersYou have littleto no patienceand wantthings to bedone quicklyYou believe thatyour ownopinions aresuperior toother's opinionsYou don'tbelieve ingiving morechancesYouconstantlypost rants onyour profileYou arebiasedagainstthings thatare newYou often talkabout leavingFacebook, butkeep returningYou don't liketo rely onotherpeople's helpYou thinkeverythingin the mediais bullshitYou easilyloseconfidenceor hopeFirstimpressionsmatter toyou the mostYou are sadisticand like to lashpeople out foryour ownamusement.You oftenmakegeneralizationsYou hatemostmainstreamhumorYou easilyloserespectfor peopleYou believethe majorityof people onthe internetare tryhardsYouusuallythinknegativelyYou preferundergroundcommunitiesYou are hostiletoward peoplewho sharedifferent intereststhan you or peoplethat have differentopinionsYour opinions arebased onfanbases orcommunitiesrather than theactual thing youdislikeYou constantlycomplain aboutyour life, but dolittle or nothing tochange or improveyour liveYou area finickyperson.You trust veryfew people oryou don't trustanyone at all

Cynicism bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You like ironic humor
  2. You lack sympathy for others
  3. You have little to no patience and want things to be done quickly
  4. You believe that your own opinions are superior to other's opinions
  5. You don't believe in giving more chances
  6. You constantly post rants on your profile
  7. You are biased against things that are new
  8. You often talk about leaving Facebook, but keep returning
  9. You don't like to rely on other people's help
  10. You think everything in the media is bullshit
  11. You easily lose confidence or hope
  12. First impressions matter to you the most
  13. You are sadistic and like to lash people out for your own amusement.
  14. You often make generalizations
  15. You hate most mainstream humor
  16. You easily lose respect for people
  17. You believe the majority of people on the internet are tryhards
  18. You usually think negatively
  19. You prefer underground communities
  20. You are hostile toward people who share different interests than you or people that have different opinions
  21. Your opinions are based on fanbases or communities rather than the actual thing you dislike
  22. You constantly complain about your life, but do little or nothing to change or improve your live
  23. You are a finicky person.
  24. You trust very few people or you don't trust anyone at all