You thinkeverythingin the mediais bullshitYou believethe majorityof people onthe internetare tryhardsYouconstantlypost rants onyour profileYou lacksympathyfor othersYou have littleto no patienceand wantthings to bedone quicklyYou hatemostmainstreamhumorYou often talkabout leavingFacebook, butkeep returningYou are sadisticand like to lashpeople out foryour ownamusement.Firstimpressionsmatter toyou the mostYou oftenmakegeneralizationsYou believe thatyour ownopinions aresuperior toother's opinionsYour opinions arebased onfanbases orcommunitiesrather than theactual thing youdislikeYou preferundergroundcommunitiesYou constantlycomplain aboutyour life, but dolittle or nothing tochange or improveyour liveYou easilyloseconfidenceor hopeYouusuallythinknegativelyYou trust veryfew people oryou don't trustanyone at allYou arebiasedagainstthings thatare newYou area finickyperson.You don'tbelieve ingiving morechancesYou don't liketo rely onotherpeople's helpYou likeironichumorYou easilyloserespectfor peopleYou are hostiletoward peoplewho sharedifferent intereststhan you or peoplethat have differentopinionsYou thinkeverythingin the mediais bullshitYou believethe majorityof people onthe internetare tryhardsYouconstantlypost rants onyour profileYou lacksympathyfor othersYou have littleto no patienceand wantthings to bedone quicklyYou hatemostmainstreamhumorYou often talkabout leavingFacebook, butkeep returningYou are sadisticand like to lashpeople out foryour ownamusement.Firstimpressionsmatter toyou the mostYou oftenmakegeneralizationsYou believe thatyour ownopinions aresuperior toother's opinionsYour opinions arebased onfanbases orcommunitiesrather than theactual thing youdislikeYou preferundergroundcommunitiesYou constantlycomplain aboutyour life, but dolittle or nothing tochange or improveyour liveYou easilyloseconfidenceor hopeYouusuallythinknegativelyYou trust veryfew people oryou don't trustanyone at allYou arebiasedagainstthings thatare newYou area finickyperson.You don'tbelieve ingiving morechancesYou don't liketo rely onotherpeople's helpYou likeironichumorYou easilyloserespectfor peopleYou are hostiletoward peoplewho sharedifferent intereststhan you or peoplethat have differentopinions

Cynicism bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You think everything in the media is bullshit
  2. You believe the majority of people on the internet are tryhards
  3. You constantly post rants on your profile
  4. You lack sympathy for others
  5. You have little to no patience and want things to be done quickly
  6. You hate most mainstream humor
  7. You often talk about leaving Facebook, but keep returning
  8. You are sadistic and like to lash people out for your own amusement.
  9. First impressions matter to you the most
  10. You often make generalizations
  11. You believe that your own opinions are superior to other's opinions
  12. Your opinions are based on fanbases or communities rather than the actual thing you dislike
  13. You prefer underground communities
  14. You constantly complain about your life, but do little or nothing to change or improve your live
  15. You easily lose confidence or hope
  16. You usually think negatively
  17. You trust very few people or you don't trust anyone at all
  18. You are biased against things that are new
  19. You are a finicky person.
  20. You don't believe in giving more chances
  21. You don't like to rely on other people's help
  22. You like ironic humor
  23. You easily lose respect for people
  24. You are hostile toward people who share different interests than you or people that have different opinions