I’malreadyburntI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeIt’s nothottodayBut I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Runaway!Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningWhatabout thatkid overthere?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningCan Istandunderyours?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Myhat's athome.I’malreadyburntI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeIt’s nothottodayBut I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Runaway!Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningWhatabout thatkid overthere?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningCan Istandunderyours?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Myhat's athome.

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m already burnt
  2. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  3. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  4. It’s not hot today
  5. But I want to be out to play!
  6. Can I wear yours?
  7. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  8. Run away!
  9. My friend’s got my hat.
  10. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  11. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  12. What about that kid over there?
  13. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  14. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  15. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  16. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  17. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  18. Can I stand under yours?
  19. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  20. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  21. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  22. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  23. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  24. My hat's at home.