*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’malreadyburnt*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairIt’s nothottodayI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Can Istandunderyours?There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeCan Iwearyours?Runaway!Myfriend’sgot myhat.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.But I wantto be outto play!Myhat's athome.*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’malreadyburnt*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairIt’s nothottodayI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Can Istandunderyours?There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeCan Iwearyours?Runaway!Myfriend’sgot myhat.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.But I wantto be outto play!Myhat's athome.

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  2. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  3. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  4. What about that kid over there?
  5. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  6. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  7. I’m already burnt
  8. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  9. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  10. It’s not hot today
  11. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  12. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  13. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  14. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  15. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  16. Can I stand under yours?
  17. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  18. Can I wear yours?
  19. Run away!
  20. My friend’s got my hat.
  21. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  22. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  23. But I want to be out to play!
  24. My hat's at home.