I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’malreadyburntBut I wantto be outto play!Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*It’s nothottodayIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMyhat's athome.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeCan Iwearyours?Can Istandunderyours?Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’malreadyburntBut I wantto be outto play!Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*It’s nothottodayIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairMyhat's athome.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeCan Iwearyours?Can Istandunderyours?Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshining

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  2. I’m already burnt
  3. But I want to be out to play!
  4. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  5. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  6. It’s not hot today
  7. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  8. What about that kid over there?
  9. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  10. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  11. Run away!
  12. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  13. My hat's at home.
  14. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  15. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  16. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  17. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  18. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  19. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  20. Can I wear yours?
  21. Can I stand under yours?
  22. My friend’s got my hat.
  23. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  24. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining