I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.It’s nothottodayMyfriend’sgot myhat.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningBut I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairRunaway!Can Istandunderyours?There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecCan Iwearyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Myhat's athome.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction**Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’malreadyburntBut there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.It’s nothottodayMyfriend’sgot myhat.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningBut I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairRunaway!Can Istandunderyours?There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecCan Iwearyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Myhat's athome.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction**Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’malreadyburntBut there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  2. It’s not hot today
  3. My friend’s got my hat.
  4. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  5. But I want to be out to play!
  6. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  7. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  8. Run away!
  9. Can I stand under yours?
  10. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  11. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  12. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  13. Can I wear yours?
  14. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  15. My hat's at home.
  16. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  17. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  18. What about that kid over there?
  19. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  20. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  21. I’m already burnt
  22. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  23. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  24. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.