But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningI’malreadyburntWhatabout thatkid overthere?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Runaway!*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairWhy do Ineed ahat? /WhiningIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But I wantto be outto play!I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeMyhat's athome.Can Iwearyours?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s nothottodayI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Can Istandunderyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningI’malreadyburntWhatabout thatkid overthere?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Runaway!*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairWhy do Ineed ahat? /WhiningIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)But I wantto be outto play!I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeMyhat's athome.Can Iwearyours?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s nothottodayI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Can Istandunderyours?Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  2. I’m already burnt
  3. What about that kid over there?
  4. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  5. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  6. My friend’s got my hat.
  7. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  8. Run away!
  9. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  10. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  11. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  12. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  13. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  14. But I want to be out to play!
  15. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  16. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  17. My hat's at home.
  18. Can I wear yours?
  19. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  20. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  21. It’s not hot today
  22. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  23. Can I stand under yours?
  24. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?