*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Can Iwearyours?Whatabout thatkid overthere?But I wantto be outto play!Myfriend’sgot myhat.Myhat's athome.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Runaway!I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI’malreadyburntIt’s nothottodayBut there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningCan Istandunderyours?Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Can Iwearyours?Whatabout thatkid overthere?But I wantto be outto play!Myfriend’sgot myhat.Myhat's athome.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Runaway!I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI’malreadyburntIt’s nothottodayBut there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningCan Istandunderyours?Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  2. Can I wear yours?
  3. What about that kid over there?
  4. But I want to be out to play!
  5. My friend’s got my hat.
  6. My hat's at home.
  7. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  8. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  9. Run away!
  10. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  11. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  12. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  13. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  14. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  15. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  16. I’m already burnt
  17. It’s not hot today
  18. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  19. Can I stand under yours?
  20. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  21. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  22. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  23. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  24. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)