I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Whatabout thatkid overthere?It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMyhat's athome.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!It’s nothottodayI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecI’malreadyburntI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Can Iwearyours?Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Istandunderyours?But I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction**Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Whatabout thatkid overthere?It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMyhat's athome.I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!It’s nothottodayI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecI’malreadyburntI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Can Iwearyours?Myfriend’sgot myhat.Can Istandunderyours?But I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction**Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  2. What about that kid over there?
  3. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  4. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  5. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  6. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  7. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  8. My hat's at home.
  9. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  10. Run away!
  11. It’s not hot today
  12. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  13. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  14. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  15. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  16. I’m already burnt
  17. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  18. Can I wear yours?
  19. My friend’s got my hat.
  20. Can I stand under yours?
  21. But I want to be out to play!
  22. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  23. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  24. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*