But I wantto be outto play!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Runaway!I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’malreadyburntThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshade*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatBut there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningMyhat's athome.Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningCan Istandunderyours?It’s nothottodayI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hair*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Myfriend’sgot myhat.It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)But I wantto be outto play!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Runaway!I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecI’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I’malreadyburntThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshade*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatBut there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningMyhat's athome.Can Iwearyours?Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningCan Istandunderyours?It’s nothottodayI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hair*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Myfriend’sgot myhat.It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.Whatabout thatkid overthere?MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. But I want to be out to play!
  2. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  3. Run away!
  4. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  5. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  6. I’m already burnt
  7. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  8. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  9. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  10. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  11. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  12. My hat's at home.
  13. Can I wear yours?
  14. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  15. Can I stand under yours?
  16. It’s not hot today
  17. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  18. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  19. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  20. My friend’s got my hat.
  21. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  22. What about that kid over there?
  23. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  24. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)