I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’malreadyburntThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshade*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Can Istandunderyours?Whatabout thatkid overthere?Myhat's athome.It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningIt’s nothottodayI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecI’m in theshade (butyou’renot).I’malreadyburntThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshade*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*Can Istandunderyours?Whatabout thatkid overthere?Myhat's athome.It’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But I wantto be outto play!Can Iwearyours?But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningIt’s nothottodayI’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Myfriend’sgot myhat.I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alec

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  2. I’m already burnt
  3. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  4. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  5. Can I stand under yours?
  6. What about that kid over there?
  7. My hat's at home.
  8. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  9. But I want to be out to play!
  10. Can I wear yours?
  11. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  12. It’s not hot today
  13. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  14. Run away!
  15. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  16. My friend’s got my hat.
  17. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  18. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  19. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  20. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  21. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  22. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  23. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  24. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec