But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Myhat's athome.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s nothottodayTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Whatabout thatkid overthere?Myfriend’sgot myhat.Runaway!But I wantto be outto play!Can Istandunderyours?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningI’malreadyburnt*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Iwearyours?But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)Myhat's athome.I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).It’s nothottodayTwo of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Whatabout thatkid overthere?Myfriend’sgot myhat.Runaway!But I wantto be outto play!Can Istandunderyours?*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningI’malreadyburnt*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*There’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeHolding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahatMAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.I understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.If I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairCan Iwearyours?

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  2. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  3. My hat's at home.
  4. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  5. It’s not hot today
  6. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  7. What about that kid over there?
  8. My friend’s got my hat.
  9. Run away!
  10. But I want to be out to play!
  11. Can I stand under yours?
  12. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  13. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  14. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  15. I’m already burnt
  16. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  17. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  18. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  19. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  20. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  21. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  22. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  23. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  24. Can I wear yours?