It’s nothottodayI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*But I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Myhat's athome.Myfriend’sgot myhat.Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!Can Istandunderyours?Can Iwearyours?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI’malreadyburntIt’s nothottodayI was sitting in theshade but itmoved (theclouds/sun/shade)I’m in theshade (butyou’renot).*Pullshirt/jumperup over headand look like atwit*But I wantto be outto play!MAGIC HAT(only becomesvisible whenteacher is infrowningdistance)I’mwearing ahat, but it’sinvisible.Myhat's athome.Myfriend’sgot myhat.Two of us aretrying to wearthe same hat,that’s OK,right?Whatabout thatkid overthere?I’ve gothair, that’sthe sameas a hat.Runaway!Can Istandunderyours?Can Iwearyours?Holding myhand/somethingover my/myfriend’s face = ahat*Stare off into middledistance pretending thatthe teacher’s not talkingto me, then actsurprised when forcedto acknowledge theinstruction*Why do Ineed ahat? /WhiningThere’s nodifferencebetween thesun and theshadeI understand theclear rule that I havebeen remindedabout on a regularbasis and willcomply without beinga smart alecIt’s in theclassroom.Theclassroom’slocked.But there’sno sun/thesun’s notshiningIf I wear ahat, it willmuck upmy hairI’malreadyburnt

Stupid Hat Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It’s not hot today
  2. I was sitting in the shade but it moved (the clouds/sun/shade)
  3. I’m in the shade (but you’re not).
  4. *Pull shirt/jumper up over head and look like a twit*
  5. But I want to be out to play!
  6. MAGIC HAT (only becomes visible when teacher is in frowning distance)
  7. I’m wearing a hat, but it’s invisible.
  8. My hat's at home.
  9. My friend’s got my hat.
  10. Two of us are trying to wear the same hat, that’s OK, right?
  11. What about that kid over there?
  12. I’ve got hair, that’s the same as a hat.
  13. Run away!
  14. Can I stand under yours?
  15. Can I wear yours?
  16. Holding my hand/something over my/my friend’s face = a hat
  17. *Stare off into middle distance pretending that the teacher’s not talking to me, then act surprised when forced to acknowledge the instruction*
  18. Why do I need a hat? / Whining
  19. There’s no difference between the sun and the shade
  20. I understand the clear rule that I have been reminded about on a regular basis and will comply without being a smart alec
  21. It’s in the classroom. The classroom’s locked.
  22. But there’s no sun/the sun’s not shining
  23. If I wear a hat, it will muck up my hair
  24. I’m already burnt