knowingwhat aschema ismaking elaboratelesson plans andthen realizing thatwould never workin a realclassroomhating your TAfor giving youa low gradeon your lessonplanonlyparticipating inclass the dayyour friendspresent theirlesson planssubconsciouslyputting "studentswill be able to..."before everythingyou sayalways hearppl say ur init for summervacationscried inyourprofessor'sofficehaving 3 nice"teachingoutfits" youmix and matchstruggling tofind aschool to letyou observestill doesn'tunderstandwhat theEdTPA iscontemplatinglife decisionsat least 4times a yearstressingoverlessonplansconfusingdifferentiationandaccommodationhavingawkwardconversationswith professorsin the elevatorrealizing howunderpaidyourprofessionreally isconstantlybeingscrewedoverbeing told"that'ssweet"not actuallylearninganything untilyou studentteachbeingcalled acoloringmajorputting inmore workthan you'retold it's worthbeing told"you're sobrave"you've realizeda lot of ppl inur majorshouldn't beteacherstook a class whereall you did was kidactivities andnever learned howto teach thesubjectpretending weunderstandwhat Bloom'sTaxonomy isknowingwhat aschema ismaking elaboratelesson plans andthen realizing thatwould never workin a realclassroomhating your TAfor giving youa low gradeon your lessonplanonlyparticipating inclass the dayyour friendspresent theirlesson planssubconsciouslyputting "studentswill be able to..."before everythingyou sayalways hearppl say ur init for summervacationscried inyourprofessor'sofficehaving 3 nice"teachingoutfits" youmix and matchstruggling tofind aschool to letyou observestill doesn'tunderstandwhat theEdTPA iscontemplatinglife decisionsat least 4times a yearstressingoverlessonplansconfusingdifferentiationandaccommodationhavingawkwardconversationswith professorsin the elevatorrealizing howunderpaidyourprofessionreally isconstantlybeingscrewedoverbeing told"that'ssweet"not actuallylearninganything untilyou studentteachbeingcalled acoloringmajorputting inmore workthan you'retold it's worthbeing told"you're sobrave"you've realizeda lot of ppl inur majorshouldn't beteacherstook a class whereall you did was kidactivities andnever learned howto teach thesubjectpretending weunderstandwhat Bloom'sTaxonomy is

SJU Ed Major BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. knowing what a schema is
  2. making elaborate lesson plans and then realizing that would never work in a real classroom
  3. hating your TA for giving you a low grade on your lesson plan
  4. only participating in class the day your friends present their lesson plans
  5. subconsciously putting "students will be able to..." before everything you say
  6. always hear ppl say ur in it for summer vacations
  7. cried in your professor's office
  8. having 3 nice "teaching outfits" you mix and match
  9. struggling to find a school to let you observe
  10. still doesn't understand what the EdTPA is
  11. contemplating life decisions at least 4 times a year
  12. stressing over lesson plans
  13. confusing differentiation and accommodation
  14. having awkward conversations with professors in the elevator
  15. realizing how underpaid your profession really is
  16. constantly being screwed over
  17. being told "that's sweet"
  18. not actually learning anything until you student teach
  19. being called a coloring major
  20. putting in more work than you're told it's worth
  21. being told "you're so brave"
  22. you've realized a lot of ppl in ur major shouldn't be teachers
  23. took a class where all you did was kid activities and never learned how to teach the subject
  24. pretending we understand what Bloom's Taxonomy is